Dude don't do this, real talk here if you're thinking of doing this for God's sake don't.

Call her a thot

@Tatsuya
I trust everyone here.. What can go wrong?

My mother is dead you insensitive prick

I forgot to close the other tab and now I see this? Well here's something for you:

Mom, though we may not always see eye to eye or understand what the other is thinking I want you to know that I'll always love you. You're there when I need you the most, and I couldn't find another mother like you anywhere else. Happy Mother's Day, from (Insert how you want to be seen. Son, name, etc...)

Change it as you see fit if you think it'll help. I really need to go to sleep now.

And the very next post proved Tatsu's point.

The duality of man

Oh.. im sorry @Kala-Nemi

Parental figure, I wish for flower nectar and a large terrarium in which I may flutter.
-Offspring

Dear Mom,

Thanks for everything you are doing for me all year and I hope that this special day will be a great one for you.


Something like that?

Hey, Mom, You're the bomb for giving us a home.
And not grounding me for nudes you found on my phone.
I'm so glad Dad impregnated you.
And nine months later I burst out of your womb.

Who doesn't get it
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You guys are onto something here but it just needs a little bit more of something...