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Who wants to become a MUCH MORE pedo god?
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And write a Sojiro X Lavenza phanfic?
That a confession?
No, Lavenza, go back to being pure!
Do you need to confess your sins to someone @IamThou?
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No, Sojiro, of course not! I'm just curious if anyone will actually write it.

I'm doing this for fun!

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I think she needs a change of heart.
Stop! No! I like weird shit, but there are points where I draw the line. YA! ME! TE!
Good, because it's already weird
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I'm ok with Ari3s making out with her sister, but I am NOT ok with Sojiro x Loli.
eXCUSE YOU BUT NO.
@Mako-chan
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Can I hug you, Mako-chan?


*Hugs anyways*

I'm sorry...I just needed someone to cuddle.

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@pure_girl
How could you let Lavenza become corrupted like this Dx
....ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Lavenza, please don't.
god this thread's cringe
@pure_guy
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I'm just tired from all the requests today. The ad my company made me promote got so many weirdos to call me and do weird stuff for them. I said NO and only cleaned their houses. On top of that, I had to make so many pancakes because of that offer.
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*Yawn*

I think I need a nap...


*Closes eyes*


...

*Cute and light snoring*
I think this calls for a change of heart for your boss
Sojiro jolted up from the new surroundings, frantically looking around he noticed he appeared to be in a prison
After taking a second to calm himself he go up and walked through the unlocked gate, where a blue dressed girl was waiting
She stepped forward and began almost singing her words "Ah, you're finally here. My master will be so pleased to know you arrived."
Sojiro was taken aback "W-Who are you?"
"I am Lavenza." She took a few steps closer "And you're here because my master wishes to partake in your delicious coffee."
Sojiro looked around the room again, nobody else but Lavenza and empty cells were around.
"Your master? Well where is he?" Sojiro mused
Lavenza sat down behind an old looking wooden desk. "He's busy today, so I'm here to sample your coffee in his stead
"You can't drink my coffee, you're too young. It's too intense for you to handle." Sojiro tried to back away as he talked but the room was too small for him to run anywhere
lets stop.
stop now.
yamete.
Alright, maybe it's too far and I should stop.
Just do the Bosstagawa fic.....that's easier to accept than this
Daily Thot Patrol reminder:

Don't Thot the loli.
@IamThou
*pets head*

Of course, I can be your cuddle partner any day 💖💖
The girl stepped foward, a smirk on her face that would send a shiver through even the most steeled hearts
"Oh I'm going to get your coffee, nice and fresh straight from the source."
Sojiro's backing up had only served to corner himself, the blue loli gripped onto the clothes he was wearing with such force that they instantly began ripping
Shock ran through the normally collected man as his naked body was on display for the world to see
Lavenza began licking her lips, this was the true goal all along.
Sojiro gulped as Lavenza gripped ahold of his coffee maker genatalia, Lavenza turned the spout and watched the fountain of pure coffee erupt from the older man.
She greedily gulped it down, the rich bitter taste hightening her senses and sending shivers of bliss throughout her tiny body
Sojiro and Lavenza were there for hours, the navy clad child not allowing anything to stop her enjoyment of the coffee, sucking down gallon after gallon.
Joker woke up in a cold sweat, Mona standing over him menacingly
"These nightmares is what you deserve when you don't go to sleep on time."
Delete it if you have to joker.
But I'm not sorry.
@Skull not even Jesus can help you...
@Skull You did Satan's work today.
@IamThou is just casually napping through this
That's for the best, this isn't something they need to see.
It really isn't. As great as that ending was, I kinda wish I could unread the whole thing.
What in the hell did I just read? o.O
@Joker the work of Satan himself.
I didn't read it. I picked up the words "gripping the loli" and I was outta there
@Mako-chan - That was the best move, trust me.
@Mako-chan
Your decision was a wise one, padawan.
How lewd was it?
@Mako-chan two words. Coffee genitalia.
^^^^
Skull you bastard.
Lewd in the "My mind knows what he's saying, bout my consciousness refuses to connect the dots" kind of lewd.
Those were the only words I read @pure_girl
I think everyone need a drop of holy water in their eyes.
@pure_girl
PLEASE I NEED EYE BLEACH.
Skull, how can you even make something like that? Are you sure you're ok bro?
Why is everyone acting like I'm the bad guy here.
This was a request and I merely wanted to give IamThou what they wanted.
I'm just as much as a victim as you guys.
@Skull
That's like Kamoshida saying he's a victim of Shiho.
Exactly
But IamThou was asking for it...
Okay, maybe that's not the best way to phrase that.
That is literally the worst way to phrase it.
"If you want to be a super pedo god" Do YOU wanna be a super pedo god Skull?
This line of questioning is making me look worse the longer it goes on, how about we just forget this happened.