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Kuma

Psst , don't call monokuma

If monokumas here , he will kill us all

Monokuma

DID YOU CALL ME?

3xcal1bur

....

Monokuma

@3xcal1bur you said something ?

Aki-Joker

Well Junko exists here as well...
Hope we don't fall into despair.

Monokuma

@Aki-Joker blablablablabla , I dooont heeear you

AdachiImouto

Oh God. What have you done Teddie

I'm going to be thrown into despair first, I'm too easy a target.

Yu-Narukami

I won't fall into despair, too much truth flowing through me.

MakotoSenpai

I mean, usually falling into dispair gives us magical powers, so.. ya know..

Yu-Narukami

But...I already have magic powers...

MakotoSenpai

Oh, right, you fall into despair then get slapped by a lady in blue clothing. You're special!

Yu-Narukami

Yes, I am a special snowflake.

Kuma

@Monokuma WAIT , I thought you weren't active

Kuma

@Yu-Narukami yeah , let's do this , sensei

Fatposter

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Mishimans

@Monokuma

I might willingly fall into despair

If I get a free waffle with the offer

Monokuma

@Mishimans oh , well if you want u should kill someone

redbluezero

can i just say that if yu narukami was in dangan ronpa he'd probably win the title of Ultimate Fucc Boi

Mishimans

@Monokuma

As a newbie murder I have no idea how to choose a target ...

Do I pick a fuck boy like Yu or someone holy like Pure_Girl?

Mishimans

You gotta teach me how to fall into despair properly.

Cause I will probably fuck up the process.

Monokuma

@Mishimans that... As you want

TheSixthSiren

kill me. You'll get mc nuggets.

Mishimans

@Monokuma

Nice so you agree to become my new sensei?

Kuma

@Mishimans wait stop , he is tricking you

Mishimans

@TheSixthSiren

Wait really

you drop McNuggies if I kill you ??

TheSixthSiren

yes. it's a rare drop. so plz.

Kuma

@Mishimans STOP !,He will kill you after you kill someone

Monokuma

@Kuma can you shut up , faker

Yu-Narukami

Teddie is a lot of things but a faker is not one of them!

AdachiImouto

Fight bears with bears

Teddie, use Fury Swipes!

Mishimans

@Kuma

I dunno bear...

Monokuma seems like an upstanding citizen

and I also want some McNuggies right about now

Kuma

@Monokuma I thought you were the fake bear around here

Mishimans

*Pulls out a toaster*

@TheSixthSiren

Don't worry you broken soul.

I'll put you out of your misery

Kuma

@AdachiImouto right , I'll do offline now *offline*

Monokuma

@Kuma wait a moment *offline*

TheSixthSiren

@Mishimans what the heck is a toaster supposed to do? I'm not in a bathtub.

Golly you really are a newbie murderer

Mishimans

@TheSixthSiren

I can easily use my toaster to smash your head in. Do you want a free demonstration?