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RobowaifuAigis
Robot/Android waifu appreciation thread
All Robot/Android waifus are welcome
Please share your appreciation for yours.
bluehairedemo
I married mine...
hazama
All the robot girls I know are either extremely annoying, or were killed by either myself or Rags.

I don't have a whole lot of luck with robot waifus.
Hibiki
I love Metis she is great and pure and i want to cuddle and hold her hand and not be killed by her please metis dont
RobowaifuAigis
@bluehairedemo
💖💖💖💖
-Mishima-
ooc: aigis and labrys are pretty cool, metis is meh idk
-Mishima-
ooc: out of persona, best robowaifu would be Alter Ego
AdachiImouto
I love my amazing android girlfriend. I am a happy fleshling.
-Mishima-
ooc: is alter ego a girl or boy?
Hibiki
Aw, you too? You guys seem so happy.

....One day..........
bluehairedemo
@RobowaifuAigis
💖💖💖💖💖
Kirito_Kun
Don't have one
Hibiki
@Kirito_Kun you dont have a robo waifu cuz androids have taste
Kirito_Kun
@Hibiki why are you so mean
hazama
Anniilated
AdachiImouto
@Hibiki
Just let Metis hold you hostage. It's like a romantic Beauty and the Beast story
Kirito_Kun
YOU CANT BE MEAN TO ME!!!!!!!!!
Taiga_Aisaka
OOC: Im sorry, but A2 is best robobae
hazama
A2 is pretty good, I can agree tjere
hazama
I hate life that's two spelling mistakes in one thread
Hibiki
....Hmm... Let her hold me Hostage?
Hibiki
Well... I can't say I totally hate the idea...
RobowaifuAigis
Hoo boy.
AdachiImouto
Yes. Embrace the Stockholm Syndrome.
Ryuji-Skull
A2's the best robo girl.
I hate Aigis and specially Metis and ... Maybe Labrys.
bluehairedemo
Well... that happened.
Hibiki
Might not be the healthiest idea though...
Boss
OOC: my official pairing partner is never on.....I might have to have a talk with him
AdachiImouto
There are many different expressions of love, Hibiki-chan. Yours is unique.
Hibiki
Mine is unique huh? That makes me feel a lil special.
AdachiImouto
Then you know what to do
RobowaifuAigis
Do it, maybe she'll become less homicidal.
bluehairedemo
It might work.
Taiga_Aisaka
Why are there no cute robo girls in P5? Futaba is the closest thing.
Hibiki
I have... no idea how I'm going to accomplish this though.
Kitagawa
<KICKS DOWN DOOR>

FUCKING SCREAMS
Kirito_Kun
Because robots arent popular anymore
hazama
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

what're we yelling about
Kitagawa
<grabs @Boss>

<SCREAMS MORE>
Taiga_Aisaka
OOC: Wtf are you talking about? Nier Automata was popular, robots are super popular
3xcal1bur
@Kirito_Kun
And sao isn't even decent anymore yet here you are
AdachiImouto
Follow your heart, Hibiki-chan.

And holy shit did someone tamper with the Sayuri or something?!
Taiga_Aisaka
OOC: Oi, Sao isnt actually as bad as people day it is
Firematthew
*Sends appreciation*
hazama
It's pretty awful.
Hibiki
r-Right, I guess I'll just
ask to be held hostage? uhhhh
Hibiki
@Taiga_Aisaka you're right its worse
Boss
@Kitagawa
What, what, what is it?
Kitagawa
@Boss

I crafted an incredible meme for you, leaving me is not allowed.

<clings>
bluehairedemo
Ok... I'm out of here.
Boss
Rippy Dippy blueboy
Taiga_Aisaka
OOC: Ok well, I just really liked the Ordinal Scale movie and it made me like SAO again. It's still not good, buts it's alright
AdachiImouto
@Hibiki
Tell her that she holds your heart captive. And you wish to be hers forever.
Boss
OOC: I have a big problem with the end of Alfhein, because it's baby's first eclipse
Taiga_Aisaka
OOC: It had its ups and downs, I just choose to remember the ups
Hibiki
@AdachiImouto well thats a lot more romantic and less kinky than how i was gonna word it
Boss
@AdachiImouto relationship god.
Help me with yusuke
Ari3s
We're all thinking within our general realm, but what about that 2B girl?

That robo is a /damn./
RobowaifuMetis
Was someone talking trash about me, because if so I shall not hesitate to--
Taiga_Aisaka
@Ari3s
Taiga_Aisaka
OOC: I @ someone and then forget to say something. Christ on a bike I am inept
Ari3s
@Hibiki
Hibiki
Oh... uh...
[sweats]
Ari3s
(Oh wait my brain just did a fuckup allow me to correct this mistake. AHEM.)
Ari3s
@Taiga_Aisaka
Taiga_Aisaka
OOC: I don't even remember what I was gonna say. Something about 2B
RobowaifuMetis
I would like to claim Hibiki for myself.
imtherealklib
Tl:;Dr Labrys is best robowaifu
Ari3s
OOC: That she's drop dead gorgeous?

If so, then I agree.
AdachiImouto
@Hibiki
It sounded romantic in my head. Just say it

Tell her.. The TRUUUTH!

@Boss
I'm what now

Tell Kitagawa you want him to paint you like one of his French girls. And compliment his frog
Hibiki
Ah?! You wanna...
(I-I didn't even have to say anything to her... is this...)
AdachiImouto
Oh well that happened fast
RobowaifuMetis
Hibiki is mine.
Ari3s
No one's saying that she isn't, Metis.
Taiga_Aisaka
OOC: I am 110% ok with the forum romance.
Hibiki
Y-Yeah... Metis holds my heart captive!

I said that right, right?
RobowaifuMetis
Then Hibiki is now mine. Anyone who touches her will be eliminated.
Hibiki
...Eliminated? O-Oh my.....
imtherealklib
*retracts hand*

Noted.
AdachiImouto
Adorable.
RobowaifuMetis
Now then, my dearest Hibiki, let us make sweet, passionate love under the pale moonlight.
Ari3s
L e t m e f u c k h e r a t l e a s t o n c e a n d w e ' l l c a l l i t e v e n f o r l a s t n i g h t.
Taiga_Aisaka
OOC: Good things are happening.
Hibiki
T-This is escalating so quickly...
bluehairedemo
OOC: The hell did this turn into?
Hibiki
@bluehairedemo Heaven
HahaRIP
Ok I'm back is the mcflurry machine fixed?
Ari3s
@Hibiki
Heaven's Gate, that is.
HahaRIP
Wrong thread fuck ignore that
imtherealklib
*videotaping intensifies*

Proceed.
Ari3s
@imtherealklib
Fuck /outta/ here.
imtherealklib
Y-yes ma'am!

*listening behind wall intensifies*

yosh.
RobowaifuMetis
Are you not satisfied, Hibiki? Must I kill you?
Ari3s
What is it with you and killing people dammit?
Hibiki
No, no, of course not! I'm very satisfied, happy even, It's just a bit unexpected, y'know?
RobowaifuMetis
Then I am very glad, Hibiki. Hopefully you remain satisfied, because if not then I'd have no other choice but to end your existence. <3
Hibiki
My, how dangerous...
Taiga_Aisaka
OOC: Happiness
RobowaifuMetis
I'm only dangerous for you bb
Aki-Joker
What about appreciation for other Robots or Cyborgs and Androids
I have a lot in mind of them:
Penny from Rwby
Genos from One punch man
Kii-bo from Danganronpa V3
2B, 9S , A2

I am here for Robot equality.
Taiga_Aisaka
OOC: YES GENOS IS A PIMP!
Hibiki
im sure some of them are cute but Metis is the only android that matters to me now
RobowaifuMetis
💪💖
Taiga_Aisaka
OOC: Its so cute!!
Taiga_Aisaka
@Hibiki Now can we make fanfic with you?
Aki-Joker
Fine by me.
Just wanted to put a spotlight one my favs.=D
Hibiki
Y'all are really adamant about this fanfic thing
Hibiki
I mean
sure why not I guess
i was gonna do the thing where i leave and come back in some grand shitpost but im too lazy to actually go through with it, too much work for a hit or miss payoff so sure fanfic away just
be careful cuz if its me and anyone other than Metis she might
kill
imtherealklib
What do you mean "might" ?
Hibiki
"Might" Cuz maybe she wont if its not real? Benefit of the doubt and all, right?
imtherealklib
...
...
...
...
...I wouldn't chance it.
RobowaifuMetis
I will kill.
Hibiki
Well, now we know!
YoRHaTypeANo2
I feel like most of you were mentioning me right now