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RobowaifuAigis

If anyone wants popcorn for this shitposter ride.

I have plenty of popcorn and cold beverages.

Boss-Soijiro

No you dont

Scrims

no.

RobowaifuAigis

Yes

AdachiImouto

What is even happening

HahaRIP

Can I get a uh mcflurry?

Firematthew

Have any root beer?

3xcal1bur

I want bleach

RobowaifuAigis

@HahaRIP
Sorry the icecream machine is broke

Delta-M

A glass of your finest lemonade please @RobowaifuAigis. This may be entertaining to watch

RobowaifuAigis

We have plenty of root beer and bleach for all!

HahaRIP

Fuc k

3xcal1bur

Thanks @RobowaifuAigis!

Firematthew

Thanks for the root beet @RobowaifuAigis!

RobowaifuAigis

@Delta-M
One lemonade good sir
*hands lemonade*

AdachiImouto

I want a bleach martini with cyanide

Boss-Soijiro

I can GIve coffee beans

Delta-M

*Graciously accepts the drink.*

You are most mind @RobowaifuAigis.

RobowaifuAigis

@AdachiImouto
Labrys would kill me though fam

-Reaper-

What did i miss?

AdachiImouto

@RobowaifuAigis
It's fine, the name is marketing

It's a smoothie with aspirin

RobowaifuAigis

@AdachiImouto
Ah Ok then, coming right up.

-Reaper-

@RobowaifuAigis Whiskey please

RobowaifuAigis

*slides you some whiskey*

-Reaper-

@RobowaifuAigis Thanks

bluehairedemo

Where did you get all of that bleach?

RobowaifuAigis

The local store was having a sell.

RobowaifuAigis

*sale

bluehairedemo

Ok but... how much did it all cost?

RobowaifuAigis

Not that much, I swear.

Firematthew

I may have helped cover for half the bleach.

bluehairedemo

Alright.

RobowaifuMetis

I heard shitposting and I couldn't resist to check this out.

RobowaifuAigis

Oh hi sis.

RobowaifuMetis

Hello there sister. What's going on?

RobowaifuAigis

Nothing much, just watching the anonchat and forums burst into flames,what's up with you?

RobowaifuMetis

I would say I'm pretty much doing the same thing.

RobowaifuAigis

You haven't killed anyone have you?

RobowaifuMetis

I cannot guarantee you that.

RobowaifuAigis

*sighs*
Fine... You at least dissolved the body in acid right?

imtherealklib

...oh my...

bluehairedemo

Wait what?

RobowaifuAigis

Whoops I mean...

Bgammax

well you see, if they dissolve the body in acid it is very unlikely to be found and thus consequences can be avoided

bluehairedemo

You know what, don't tell me. Been packing all night...

RobowaifuAigis

Phew
OK then.

RobowaifuMetis

You know it, sis. ;^)

bluehairedemo

Anyway, we're gonna be heading out soon.

RobowaifuAigis

Ok, I already have what I need packed and ready.

bluehairedemo

... Does that include any bleach?

RobowaifuAigis

Nope, all bleach is staying here.

HahaRIP

Is the mcflurry machine still broke

bluehairedemo

Ok. Well, lets get going.

Firematthew

... How much would it cost to get it fixed?

RobowaifuAigis

Ok, one moment
*hands @HahaRIP a mcflurry*
Ok lets go.

HahaRIP

Fuck yeah

bluehairedemo

Where did you... nevermind.

RobowaifuAigis

It's better for your sanity if you just roll with it.

bluehairedemo

That could be said about a lot of things.

RobowaifuMetis

What is "sanity"?

Bgammax

Its a stat in Call of Cthulhu games and others based on Lovecraftian ideas that you want to keep high if possible, otherwise your character starts doing weird things and can even die from it

Firematthew

@RobowaifuMetis SAME.

RobowaifuMetis

Am I sane then?

Firematthew

Maybe.

Bgammax

if we're going by the previously mentioned definition, arguably, because there is a debate as to whether or not androids are alive

bluehairedemo

OOC: Not sure if I want to make it into a topic or just be like "yeah, that happened".