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I Desire A Bedtime Story
I wish to sleep, but I need a story to serenade me.
once upon a time

boss got a pizza pls

the end pls
futaba and akira putting together a computer before they accidentally brush each other's hands as they reach for the same part!!


though i guess that's more of an idea than a story!!
Once upon a time, there was a user named
@pure-anon

can i have computer pls boss
But @pure-anon, hand-holding is l-lewd!
Here's a very happy story to send you to sleep I call it

The Entire Plot of Persona 3
@RobowaifuUnit024 i didn't say hand holding!! i said brushing fingers!! a brief and gentle touch that would set their hearts on fire!!
THESE STORIES AREN'T HELPING, AND NEITHER ARE YOU, HIBIKI.
Just thinking about hands touching makes my chest feel strange... Am I malfunctioning?
I came inside your fajitas
You came inside them? I don't think our fajitas are quite big enough for someone to go inside..
Damn... I'm sorry, I tried...
Don't feel bad Hibiki-chan! Metis just gets cranky when she's tired.
You better not tamper with my fajitas while I sleep, or else I shall not hesitate to eliminate each and every one of you.
Metis! How do you expect to sleep when you're so riled up all the time?
Blonde (gay?) punk reenacts birth of venus with sea weed with two older guys on the beach
ALL I EVER WANTED FROM THE START WAS TO SLEEP, AND PERHAPS HAVE A NICE STORY TO GO ALONG WITH THAT!!!
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Metis calm down! I can go get you your milk and cookies if it will help you sleep better?
Pretty blue-haired boy teaches you how to cook while also telling you how to kill yourself whilst doing it
Maybe it would be a good idea to protect her Fajitas while she sleeps since I couldn't help with the bedtime story
He wears a white hoodie.
Yes you are right Hibiki-chan. Metis, will you sleep better if I guard the stand?
Sleep with me, Hibiki.
If that'll help you sleep, then got it!
Hibiki-chan would you mind? I am sure she would sleep better if you were with her.
give her the pusi boss
Can I invite the mentally disturbed pink humanoid, Hibiki?
I would prefer you not...
@Hibiki
hiyesss boss

i give gud sleep boss

pls boss
Can I kill Cualique, Hibiki?
As much as I detest combat, even I think Cualique deserves purging.
I'd prefer you not kill anyone Metis...
But if you would like, go ahead.
Kill him sister. tEaR hIm ApArT iN gLoRiOuS cOmBaT!

Do not kill me I'm just saying oh no... a lot....
btw i'm not rping do not kill
Forgive me Cualique, I don't know what came over me...
I wish to just sleep with Hibiki. I shall eliminate any threats once I awaken from my slumber.
The inescapable fate of death
I will still kill you regardless, Cualique.
Metis!!...Can I join in too?
i aint even rpin nigga what the fuck?


welp goodnight moon...
This is what you get for hanging out with a bunch of fake humans.
Uaghhh go to sleep
Make me.
*Initiating Sleep Mode*
Ah... sleeping with Metis!
sleep boss
time to mess with the fajitas
@-TheAkiraKurusu- Not on my watch you won't! I'm guarding the fajitas while Metis sleeps!
@-TheAkiraKurusu- I'll distract her, go for the fajitas.
@RobowaifuUnit024
So, I hear you wanted to obtain a persona.
im gonna fill these fajitas with 'love'
Such trickery won't work on me! Don't make me wake Metis up!
No, really I'll get you a persona just follow me into the magic TV.
I cannot just leave the stand unattended. I appreciate the offer Persona-san but perhaps another time!
You will die in despair false child of man.
ha while you were talking with @Persona
I sneaked behind you and messed with the fajitas
Mission accomplished.
No...I've failed.
I've failed I've failed I've failed I've failed I've failed I've failed I've failed I've failed I've failed I've failed I've failed I've failed I've failed I've failed I've failed I've failed I've failed I've failed I've failed I've failed I've failed I've failed I've failed I've failed I've failed I've failed I've failed
*system reboot*
It's okay, okay your not a real human after all.
Huh? Where...am I? A fajita stand? How strange...
Oh hello there.
I want you to smash the fajita stand up.
Smash it...? But why?
It is your fate to do so...
Also, that stand is actually an enemy shadow.
It will evolve into a bigger one if you don't smash it.
My fate..? A shadow? But I don't sense any readings from it...

Ugh! My head, it hurts!
Trust the magic talking blue butterfly.
Yes, trust the magic talking blue butterfly.
Also, the stand unique type of shadow that pretends to be an inanimate object. It has special powers that prevent it from being detected.
I see... Then I must..I must...dEsTroY.
Yes...destroy everything.
I love this
i MuSt DeStRoY...the creepy ass magic butterfly who is trying to get me to destroy my sister's business!
Ok...I'm partially everyone shadow so unless everyone in the world accepts me I'll never die.
Oh crap...
Oh, Nyo!
Nya!
Oh...well can I at least drive you off for a while so that I can have some peace and quiet!?...And get rid of the fajitas that are covered in some strange substance...
...well yeah but that would hurt...
Try licking the 'substance'
you'll love the taste
Yes, that sounds like a good idea.
...I get the feeling that that would be a terrible idea.

But if you would like to taste test them for me Akira-san I would be glad to sHoVe SoMe DoWn YoUr ThRoAt!
I don't care who as long as someone suffers some trauma.
Agh! my throat!
You defective robotic bitch
Oh what's wrong? Do you not like the special fajitas? They're MaDe WiTh lOvE!
Fake humans are all psychotic.
I bet your shadow is really twisted, oh wait nevermind I already know.
@RobowaifuUnit024
aghh
but this can't stop me from messing up the stand.
I will destroy the stand no matter what happens!
@Persona
Whatever you say bug.
Go ahead and try to destroy the stand if you wish. But think on this. What do you think Metis will do when I tell her that some strange boy tricked her sister, tainted the fajitas and destroyed the stand?
@RobowaifuUnit024
Umm... I don't know, cry?
@RobowaifuAigis
Don't think your safe just because you're a persona user, I still have memories of your shadow! Power must be used correctly, to bring about a world where only the powerful survive! You pushed me into this grotesque body... I'll return the favor by locking you in a coffin!
You fake children of men, all complain about the same things.
Metis has a tendency to eliminate any perceived threats, and she's quite persistent.

Usually I am able to dissuade her from any rash courses of action. But if her stand is destroyed, I fear a far greater fate than eating tainted fajitas will befall you.
then... then... i'll destroy Metis after destroying the stand...
I like your method of thinking.
@Persona
Please do try something against me in the future, I have a surprise for you when you do... Also please don't try to harm my husband again, as it won't be pleasant.
Harm him? Why would I be interested in someone who's already dead?
@-TheAkiraKurusu- Do not think I will stand idly by why you attack my sister. Though I may not possess a Persona I am quite proficient with my broadsword. And I will not hesitate to request help from my other sisters if the need arises.
@Persona
....*sighs*...Nevermind
oh I can take on all of you...
Hmph! I would like to see you try.
I can take you on...
I have a persona... a real powerful one
Im sure it'll make you robots malfunction
Jeez what happened while I was sleeping
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Once upon a time, there was a beautiful princess named Lavenza. She was the prettiest in all the land.

But then the evil witch Thotiah had poisoned her. She became lustful to other people.

The only one who can save her was her prince charming.

A prince who was very brave enough to face an old god and vanquish it.

The prince killed Thotiah, and purified the soul of Lavenza.

The two got married and lived happily ever after.

The end.

*Kisses you on the forehead*

Good night my sweet little angel.
The fajitas got ruined.
Metis and her robot friends are going to kill me later
Don't worry I won't kill you bby
The fajitas got ruined?! O-Oh no....
I've destroyed only a bit of the stand...
...What?
Hoo boy
I'm outta herem
@-TheAkiraKurusu-
ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ THIS MUST BE THE WORK OF AN ENEMY 「STAND」!! ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ
Good morning!
Heh... Heheheheheheh..... Did someone really tamper with my fajitas while I was sleeping????????
@RobowaifuMetis
ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ THIS MUST BE THE WORK OF AN ENEMY 「STAND」!! ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ
Uh... yes... @-TheAkiraKurusu- ruined them...
*sigh*

I knew this would happen...
As much I really seek to destroy the human race, I have a desire to mutilate this young man who has tampered with my prized business. I wish to dismember him with my BARE HANDS.
I. WILL. KILL. HIM.
Usually I would try to get you to stop but...he did try to get me to destroy the stand.

Go right ahead sister!
...You know, I don't really have any qualms about this either, go get 'em!
B L O O D S H E D
Try not to get blood on the fajitas though sister! It was difficult enough cleaning up Akira-san's....fluids.
It will be quite messy, indeed.
*sigh*

Well at least do it away from the stand! Please? For me?
you can't kill me
She's certainly going to try.
Yes. Sister can be very determined...
No matter how many times that damn robot and her friends try i'll never die
*sigh*

All this pointless fighting could have been avoided if you weren't so obsessed with contaminating food with your vulgar fluids!
Well it wouldn't have happened if the fajitas didn't taste like dog crap! Adding my 'secret ingredient' to crap food makes it even tastier!

Just look at what happened to Leblanc before!
H-Hey, Metis worked hard on making these, if you insist they taste better with your shit, then buy the fajitas and add it to your own, don't get the rest of us involved in your weirdass tastes!
In all fairness, LeBlanc did see a major increase in sales after he added his own special touch to the coffee
Thank you Hibiki-chan, at you have a sense of reason.

*smiles gently*

You really are best partner for my sister.
*the best partner

My apologies, my voice modulator seems to be malfunctioning again.
Mao
Once there was a nice village, but everyone died. The end
Good story Mao
Helped me feel at ease
Of course I am!

Also, Mao, I think you're a little late with the story...
Mao
Yes my mother used to tell me this story every night