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IamThou
I do not comprehend
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So...one of my former clients messaged me this:

"hey bb u avlbl 2nite? i wna my 🍆 in2 ur 🍑. txt me bck k?"

And I don't know what to say.

If anyone can decipher this for me, it would be greatly appreciated.
RobowaifuAigis
Pretty much he wants to bang you
Tell him to cease.
-TheAkiraKurusu-
Step 1: Delete the message
Step 2: Throw your phone in a river
Taiga_Aisaka
OOC: Uhh... He just has really weird ideas of food combinations. Don't worry about it too much! And block his number.
MakotoYuki14
Smashing
IamThou
@RobowaifuAigis
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Oh dear. Should I report him to the police?

That sounds like rape. He does not have my consent.
MakotoYuki14
Just block the caller
RobowaifuAigis
Yeah you probably should, as I wouldn't doubt that's what he had planned.
IamThou
@RobowaifuAigis
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Alright.

*Dials 911*

Hello, I would like to report a rape.

This is his address...

Okay, thank you.

*Blocks caller and closes phone*

Thank you for your advice, everyone.