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-TheAkiraKurusu-

they're made with love
this is lovely pre-war fajitas

Tatsuya

Are you working for Metis?

RobowaifuUnit024

This vulgar man has nothing to do with my sister!

-TheAkiraKurusu-

Yes im definitely working with her

hazama

Hit me

Hibiki

He is NOT working for Metis, he's ruining her business!

RobowaifuMetis

He would not work with me if my intent were to kill him.

RobowaifuUnit024

He is lying! He contaminated our fajitas and now seeks to ruin our business!

Mao

Your fajitas are probably filled with slop, so yes

-TheAkiraKurusu-

What they say are pure lies

Mishimans

@-TheAkiraKurusu-

Fajitas are a sign of sign. Hurry and repent before you go to hell for giving fajitas.

Mishimans

*sin

-TheAkiraKurusu-

heck no

RobowaifuMetis

Then why is it that I seek to acquire your lovely head through dismemberment for my prized collection, hm?

RobowaifuUnit024

We are most certainly not lying! Though my sister may be a little..abrasive, we only seek to provide fajitas made with love!

RobowaifuMetis

You have such a lovely, well-shaped head, did you know that?

-TheAkiraKurusu-

@RobowaifuMetis
because you don't want to admit your fajitas are crap and I made them better

Mao

Don't be so complimentary

RobowaifuMetis

Perhaps your blood would add a good touch to my fajitas, don't you think?

hazama

I think his fajitas taste fine

RobowaifuUnit024

I don't think serving fajitas that contain human blood would be good for business sister...

-TheAkiraKurusu-

@RobowaifuMetis

Oh no

Still. I can't be killed...
Ill cast rakukaja on myself!

RobowaifuMetis

Is that so? Perhaps we should try it out right now then?

hazama

Don't worry Akira, I have buffs

-TheAkiraKurusu-

Even if you attack me you can't hurt me.

Mao

I am very hungery and I think human blood would make an excellent addition to any good fajita

Hibiki

Go get 'em honey!

RobowaifuUnit024

*sigh*

Why does everything always lead to violence..?

RobowaifuMetis

Can I make a fine shish kabob out of you if I were to ram my battle axe up your anal canal and have the end come out through your mouth? I'm sure you'd be quite the delicacy, Akira.

hazama

This is a violent place
We are violent people

Hibiki

Oh... that... sounds pretty gruesome...

Hibiki

...W-Wait... do you think if we're not careful this might lead to the awakening of Wrath prematurely?

-TheAkiraKurusu-

I'll make a fine invention out of you and your friends' metal after I destroy all of you

Mao

I feel putting it through the anus would ruin the flavour of the centre...

RobowaifuMetis

Ohohoho, I have such gruesome intents for my lovely friend, Akira~

RobowaifuUnit024

Do not threaten my sister! I will not hesitate to defend her, regrettable as this conflict might be!

RobowaifuMetis

You know what they say, hate brings you closer.

-TheAkiraKurusu-

Ugh. I feel something inside of me. It burns.

hazama

Be wary of his penis, he can gizz at such high velocity that his semen becomes equivilant to a bullet.

RobowaifuMetis

Perhaps Akira would make a fine business partner, and with the satanic powers we both have we can destroy the human race as well.

RobowaifuMetis

THROUGH THE POWERS OF OUR F-FAJITAS, OF COURSE!!

Hibiki

I don't really think he'd be good for business honestly

RobowaifuUnit024

Sister?! Don't tell me you want to team up with this degenerate?!

-TheAkiraKurusu-

What is this scheme you speak of?

ugh... I can still feel the burning sensation.

hazama

Okay Hibiki I really don't think you should be in a relationship with someone who desires the death of the entire human race, but hey you do you

RobowaifuMetis

I'm sure he is skilled at making fajitas. We also wish to expand our business so we need more helpers as well.

Mao

Don't work with him, he smells bad... plus I still want to eat him

RobowaifuMetis

My love for Hibiki is infinite.

Hibiki

@hazama
What do you mean? I don't see a problem with it.

-TheAkiraKurusu-

@RobowaifuMetis
First you want to kill me now you want to partner up with me?

RobowaifuUnit024

This so-called skill of his is just some foul fluid he can produce! And have you already forgotten that he tried to destroy the stand?!

Hibiki

All relationships have quirks

RobowaifuMetis

We must share these lovely fajitas with the rest of the people here, and soon, the world.

Hibiki

Seriously Metis I don't really recommend it, things kind of went to shit last time he had involvement in the food industry. It wouldn't be good for our business and reputation in the long run.

RobowaifuMetis

We can always get carts for transportational needs, sis.

RobowaifuUnit024

Sister have you gone blind? Accepting him as part of our business will hurt our integrity in the long term! Who knows what foul plans he has for our fajitas!!

RobowaifuMetis

We need more people, sis.

hazama

Oh oh, let me help

I promise, I'm very trustworthy
http://imgur.com/qoo4Qss

-TheAkiraKurusu-

@RobowaifuMetis

Alright ill help with your dang business. shall we end this war?

Hibiki

We need more reliable and trustworthy people Metis, and neither him nor Hazama qualify...

RobowaifuMetis

Do you have any skills, Hazama?

Mao

I need a job, I am great with coming up with new recipes

RobowaifuUnit024

Once again Hibiki-chan is the voice of reason! These two are not suitable for our wholesome business!

hazama

I can assure you I have all the necessary skills for the job

RobowaifuMetis

This is quite lovely.

RobowaifuMetis

(Sis if we wish to destroy the world we should go with it y'know?)

-TheAkiraKurusu-

I'll hold off my habits of adding my 'secret ingredient'.

Its sort of a promise

RobowaifuUnit024

D-destroying the world?! I have no such wishes! I thought you had moved on from your goal of human destruction!

RobowaifuMetis

It wouldn't hurt to try out new recipes and adding new condiments. I wish to expand my menu too other than just selling fajitas.

hazama

Fuck it, Akira let's start our own fajita business

We have brand appeal, people will come for miles for any food you've cooked yourself

Mao

Plus people are always charmed by my good looks and excellent work ethic

hazama

Mao you can join us too

RobowaifuMetis

Finr then you're hired.

RobowaifuMetis

Fine* pardon me.

RobowaifuUnit024

Well as long as you wish to actually expand our business...I guess I'll help..

RobowaifuMetis

Perfect.

-TheAkiraKurusu-

@hazama
no we shall join Metis' fajita business

RobowaifuMetis

Hazama, do you have satanic powers?

Mao

Yes now we can dominate the globe with fajitas and fajita-related goods

RobowaifuMetis

That should add a bit of a zing to our foods.

Hibiki

I don't support this...

RobowaifuMetis

Well the question is do people love our Fajitas?

RobowaifuMetis

Do you wish to make me sad, Hibiki?

Mao

Well make them love the fajitas

hazama

Not satanic per se

But I have essentially caused the end of the world a few times, if that counts

RobowaifuMetis

But don't you think we should have another product to sell next to the fajitas?

RobowaifuMetis

That is perfect, Hazama.

RobowaifuMetis

Do people enjoy chicken teriyaki?

Mao

Maybe sell noodles?

-TheAkiraKurusu-

We should sell coffee and curry...
that's my specialty

Hibiki

No, of course I don't want to make you sad, I just...

RobowaifuMetis

So fajitas, chicken teriyaki, noodles, curry, and coffee?

RobowaifuUnit024

Hibiki-chan let's just go along with it for now... If sister does anything shady we will help her back onto the right path together!

Mao

Yes this will be a good way to control the population

Hibiki

...All right... I refuse to believe this will end well, but I'll go along with it, to help Metis.

RobowaifuUnit024

I have my suspicions too...but catching these wrongdoers in the act will be the best way to stop them! And to show sister that she's being deceived!

RobowaifuMetis

Shall we add gyros to the list?

RobowaifuMetis

I think this is a fine menu, nonetheless. So it is settled then.

Hibiki

All right Metis, I'm sorry, I will trust your decisions for now.
I'm still suspicious of them, but I will help with the business in any way you need.