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Satan
Ask Satan Anything
I can solve all your problems as this is a safe space.
imtherealklib
I'm probably going to Hell. Is my bunghole safe?
Bgammax
how often do you get letters from dyslexic kids asking for toys?
Yu-Narukami
Is Adachi going to end up in hell?
Yozora
What happens to people that write super offensive fanfics?
Satan
@imtherealklib hell has universal health care so you should be fine

@bgammax I am actually Santa Claus, so I bring toys to all of the children in the world
Boss-Soijiro
@Satan Why did you tempt Adam and Eve
goroami
Why the 666?
Smircs
@Satan How do I master my Bankai?
Satan
@Yu-Narukami Nah Nihilists don't go to the he'll they just rot in the void
@Yozora they get to be the torturers in hell
MakotoYuki14
Satan is not santa claus
TheWorld
Whats 2+2
Boss-Soijiro
@MakotoYuki14 Yes he is
Yu-Narukami
Second question, Is hell a cool place?
Satan
@Boss-Soijiro because they would have overpopulated the world and turn it into a clusterfuck if they remained immortal it would be miserable for everybody

@goroami it is actually 616 And it is my phone number

@smircs Get a harem

Satan
@TheWorld Windows
@Yu-Narukumi yeah there is tons of booze and weed, pretty much a never ending party
TheWorld
My question hasn't been answered
TheWorld
It's fish goddammit
Satan
@TheWorld 4
Mishimans
How can I get bags full of ramen for free?
Yu-Narukami
Oh good, because I've been throwing fanfiction writers into the TV, so I might be going to hell.
TheWorld
It's fish
Satan
@Mishimans food is free in hell
Mishimans
@Satan

Sorry, but I can't go to hell yet I still need to do the good work here on earth.
Nozomu
Is there any tea in hell? I suppose flavor doesn't matter.
Satan
@Mishimans if you keep doing good deeds you are going to hell, god hates liberals for some reason
Satan
@Nozomu yeah are tea is so good it is almost a sin
Satan
@Nozomu yeah are tea is so good it is almost a sin
goroami
@Satan I see, I must apologize, I will now say 616 is the number of all evil instead of 666.
Mishimans
@Satan

Damn then I am probably going to vip hell since I am spreading the good word of ramen/
Satan
@Mishimans ramen is delicious
Yu-Narukami
@Satan
Does killing a god mean I'm going to hell?
Satan
@Yu-Narukami you will go to hell but you will Get a harem for being a badasd
Mishimans
@Satan

That it is Satan that it is.

Glad to see someone else can appreciate this fine food item.
Mao
Will I go to hell?
Satan
@Mao god only wants liberals and good people to go to hell
Mao
@Satan damnit why can't a perfectly good ccp dictator go to hell?
Satan
@Mao because god likes people that are like him
Mishimans
@Satan

Damn that was a sick God related burn.

Just so you know ramengod is way better than normal god.
Satan
@Mishimans agreed
Mishimans
@Satan

You have proven yourself to be a true believer of ramen.

Here have this pure ramen

http://www.johnnyprimesteaks.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/DSC05001-1024x706.jpg
pure_guy
What do you think of my work?
Satan
@Mishimans mmm delicious
Satan
@pure_guy I thought it was good
Mona
Can I be human in hell?
Satan
@Mona yes all pets go to hell and become humans
Mona
Yay!
pure_guy
but you are the prince of lies... so that means... Dx
Satan
@pure_guy the title is a lie, I never lie ever in the bible.
RobowaifuMetis
Hey Satan, would you like some fajitas that I made for you?
Satan
@RobowaifuMetis thanks I am starving
lnari
I'm a bisexual Jew that doesn't believe in god. How many sins does that count for?
Satan
@lnari all of them actually you will get a harem in a hell.
imtherealklib
Is this AMA how we start your social link?
Satan
@imtherealklib yes daru
nigger_hater
Am I going to hell for wanting niggers to get out of my country?
Satan
@nigger_hater you go to racist hell where you are force to live the horrors of slavery with your own eyes as you tortured and raped for all of eternity.
Kotone Shiomi
Whats hell like?
Satan
@Kotone Shiomi pretty nice as long as you are not a douche
Satan
I'm back baby, here to solve all of your personal problems!
ThatOtherHibiki
WILL HIBIKI REJECT ME SO I MAY BECOME MY OWN PERSON?!
Mishimans
Will mysterious entities stop giving me the difficult task of changing myself ???
Satan
@ThatOtherHibiki yes
Monokuma
Do you like despair ?
Master
@Satan Am i Yaldabaoth or Igor *thinks*
Satan
@Mishimans I will always be there for you, if there someone in your way I will freeze them to death.
Satan
@Monokuma no, but I do like lollipops
@Master of course you are
Mishimans
@Satan

Aww thanks Satan. You are a true bro among bros.
Goblin
Dad, please come back. I miss you.
Satan
Gives @Goblin his dad back.
Goblin
Wow cool thanks