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Welcome To Momma Metis' Meals
We now run a restaurant in Shibuya where my sister's old bar used to be. Please come in and eat as much as you can, or I won't hesitate to kill any of you.
Don't mind her, she's just excited about our grand opening!

Welcome one and all!
Mao
Make sure you stick around because we have seasonal dishes
Ok so is the murder thing part of your marketing or do you actually like violence that much? I'm all for a good fight but you seem a little unstable.. Yet clam to be related to two of the more sane people I know.
As long as there are only pure white people, sure.
Metis is fine, she's a good person when it comes down to it.
Well alright Yu if ya say so. But if she tries to kill me I'm not gonna hold back.
Do you have ramen at this establishment?
Mao
Just the noodles
Are you still on that ramen kick man?
Well, do you wish to buy any fajitas?
Yes, we do sell ramen here.
We also serve alcohol here, which is the best part.
@Tatsuya

Hell yes I am!

Ramen is just that good.

Don't worry though without God around I actually feel a bit better now.

Wonder why is that?
Mao
I can make a good alcohol
@RobowaifuMetis

This place is a top tier restaurant then.
Can I take anybody's order?
Oh thank Philemon the ramen god is gone. Well in that case I hear ya ramen is pretty sweet stuff. Also I'll have whatever the strongest drink ya got is!
Okay!

One bowl of ramen and a shot of Everclear coming up sir!
Mao
Alright I'll make the drinks
@RobowaifuUnit024

Can I get like 20 orders of your finest ramen? Surprise me with the flavors.
@RobowaifuUnit024

Throw your best ramen at me.
@Mishimans Certainly sir!

20 bowls of Momma Metis' Mystery Ramen coming right up!
@Nozomu Certainly! One Metis Special coming right up sir!
sits down journal in hand* I like the place. Could i get a bowl of ramen and a glass of whiskey on the rocks?
Do you have super saiyan vajitas?
Mao
alright can you take this up to our customer?
@pure_guy Certainly sir, coming right up!

@Mona I'm sorry but pets are prohibited from our establishment...
I'm not a pet.
Mao
@pure_guy your whiskey is done, here you go
Roger!

*Brings everybody their orders*

Enjoy everyone!
@Mona Oh my apologies! You just look so...cat-like?
@RobowaifuUnit024

*Gasps*

Oh my Ramengod this is some of the best ramen I have ever seen.

Does anyone have a camera so I could take some pics of my food?
He's a being created by Igor from human hope not a cat.*Tatsuya chugs down the shot* Ahh not bad.
This is all going according to plan.
Just because I look like a cat you think you can assume my species?
*gets my ramen*

Oho, I'm so hungry...

*starts eating*
In her defense Mona most things that's a legit way to know species.
We make the best food around without a doubt.
I see... my apologies once again sir.

@Mishimans I'm glad you enjoyed. I'll be sure to tell the chef you enjoyed her cooking so much!
takes a careful taste of ramen then continues to eat the rest of it hungrily with a look of pleasure on his face* hmmm.. just what i needed. takes a sip of whiskey then looks at @RobowaifuUnit024 then writes in his journal*
@RobowaifuUnit024

Good tell the chef that they have done the good work.

*Wolves down the bowls of ramen like a beast*
Well, now i'm too angry to eat right now. Maybe i'll come back later
Mao
I wonder if he's some kind of food critic?
@pure_guy Do you mind if I ask what you're writing in that journal sir? I'm very curious!
Geez man you need to lighten up about that .
@pure_guy

Please tell me that you are not writing some fan fiction about the food.
Siiiiiister! @Mishimans said he likes your cooking!
Mao
please don't make any "foodporn"
I hope he's not plotting anything. If anything I won't hesitate to eliminate any threats if so.
Thank you, @Mishimans.
@Mao

You just gave the man a new idea.
Calm yourself Metis, you don't want to cause an incident on our first day of business do you?
realizes you caught him looking* errhhh uhhh just you helped me get over some writers block. Blushes* @RoboWaifuUnit024

Puts a finger to his lips* SHHHHHHHH
@mishimans
@pure_guy Writer's block? Are you writing some sort of novel sir?
@pure_guy

Please don't create food porn you will only glorify it.If anything make some food porn of ramen that is some quality stuff.
@RobowaifuUnit024 Id say a short story. Writing a story a day eventually causes some lapse in ideas.
Write a story about my fajitas.
@pure_guy Oh I see, how fascinating!

Well if I can help you get over your writer's block I would gladly give some assistance!
@RobowaifuMetis Sister! Why don't write your own story about fajitas? You can finally express your deep and profound love for them!
I only wish to profit off of them to have enough money to take over the entire human ra-- I MEAN, expand our business and create chains to feed more humans!!
Boring, you should just kill all the humans instead. They reap what they sow after all and humanity is already doomed to ruin itself.
You again! My apologies but you are not welcome in our establishment. Please leave!
I just recalled that you are another threat that tried to ruin my business. Good timing, do you wish to be obliterated?
Mao
Can we not serve butterflies food and drink?
@Mao-san. This fiend tried to make me destroy the fajita stand once before! It can't be trusted!
@RobowaifuMetis

I can offer support if you decide to fight persona. I owe you for the good ramen after all.
Mao
I see... that is definitely a problem
@RobowaifuMetis
I won't die anyway, I'll just come back. I'm everyone shadow after all.
Besides considering their two androids with a lot of trauma here it wouldn't be wise to fight me.
As long as you stay away from my business, I won't hesitate to exterminate you.
@Persona It would not be wise? And why is that exactly?
@RobowaifuUnit024 This is a nexus between all of reality, even in this place, I can manifest the darkness in your heart to a physical form. You two who do not possess the power of persona can't possibly defeat your shadows.
I have a Persona though. Her name is Psyche.
ALL I WISH TO DO IS JUST PROFIT FROM ALL THE DOOR I AM MAKING!!
I seem to have made a mistake then, though how did someone as unstable as you overcome your inner darkness?
@Persona I was built with the purpose of fighting shadows. According to that logic, would I not be able to fight my own shadow and gain a Persona?
@RobowaifuUnit024
You'll die if you underestimate a shadow of yourself, even Labrys could do nothing without the help of the truthseeker and his friends.
I see... It would seem that I am fated to be forever powerless. What a lamentable fate...
Mao
Please don't make a mess of things in here some of these wines are as 40 years old
Not necessarily, as long as you have the help of others you can beat your shadow, of course, whether or not you get a persona after that is up to you.
@Yu-Narukami You are the one that helped my sister Labrys correct?

I wonder if I will ever find companions of my own that will help me face my shadow...
Well I suppose I should continue preparing food.
Or! You could help me face my shadow!
Goodness sister you really need to learn how to read the moment!
And how shall we do that?
I don't know, with all this talking I don't really feel like summoning a shadow anymore.
I have...absolutely no idea.
Do you eat fajitas, Persona?
I don't know, what in it?
I was promissed free fatty tuna
Can supernatural butterflies even eat food? Do they need to?
Mao
Do you drink any liquor?
@RobowaifuUnit024
Technically I don't need to, though I've been told I get "cranky" if I don't.
Then perhaps I should make you some fajitas.
I'm kind of surprised you went through with the name...
I'll take a fajita so Metis stops threatening to kill everyone.