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drinking party
im home, still have no idea what was going on, was completely irrelevant as always, but things are calming down
lets all just get drunk fuck it
i ' m wa yahead fo you!!
yeah i knew you would comment
You guys are free to get drunk. I just want to make more acronyms before I go to sleep
Make one out of D.R.U.N.K.
@Hibiki
I'll let you know when it's done
igot bbaited!!
I will drink to this Hibiki. I apologize on behalf of everyone if we got out of hand in any way. By the by, what you drinking? I have a bottle of Oban.
i ha ve cheap citrus vodka!!
I'm already drunk

Let's party all night and into the next day

Mao
I'll drink to anything
tlel me yuro secrets!!


h ow do you type go odw hile drunk wi tho ut hurtign your hands!!
I'm was drinking Bud Light now i have this weird grape soda vodka thing rip
I'm drinking from a can of sprite cuz im too responsible for my own good
I naturally type or something

I think I'm a witch

I'm a witch that casts yuri spells
a yuri witch!! thats's one of my weakneseses, right next to striped osc ks!!
Shitty mango rum. Blech. Why did I have to run out of red wine!?
nice to meet you yuri witch
my friends call me a lesbian succubus
why are so ma ny of us drinking on a thursday!!
oh!! a lesbia n succubus!! that's one of m weakenesess, righ tnext to striped socks!!
...@-Labrys-...we need to talk..
Drrrrriiiinnnkksss
Mao
Oh a yuri witch? I'll drink to that!
oh!! me too!! to yuir witches!!
I learned so much about pure-anon I'm so happy

And yes Hibiki is too succubus
I'm the yuri witch now apparently

Mwehehe

I am she who drives young women to gay
@Hibiki
Your acronym is up. Made two, but let me know if neither of them are to your liking. Payment is getting someone to show me a persona
@AdachiImouto learn a s muc habout me as you want!! ia m ana open book!! mostly!!
THIRSTY THURSDAY. Also actually Friday for me, rip.
@Delta-M i mean tbh im not paying you cuz i was joking i didnt think you'd do it
@Hibiki
I made an entire thread because I was bored and needed something to do... Eh, I'll live. Enjoy them anyway I guess
@pure-anon
Imma be yur friendly stalker bb~

@-Labrys-
I forgot it was even Thursday ripppppp

y oudon 't need my permissio n to stalk me!!
There is so much right about this thread. Shadow Lesbian Succubus approves!
K noteddd
I'm guessing the headline for the news tomorrow is going to say a random group of people got drunk and got into a car accident
Mao
This is a very good thread
poor IC me has a lot to digest
passes out in Leblanc and misses her Shadow fight another and do who knows what after and then a war breaks out
wh y od oyu gottab e such a downer!!
Nope because I don't drive
@MakotoYuki14 i mean!! not the rest of yu o!!
Oh no is Makoto bullying you again pure-anon?
Good Lord Makoto not every drink will drive.
I prefer drive by incubus

No matter what tomorrow brings ill be theeeere
Drunk*
Good for you at least you won't DUI but I can't speak on behalf of the others
Well Tatsuya I kindly disagree
i ' mgonna ttell your girlfirend i fyou keep bullying me!!
I feel like I'm coming down with something so I'm just not in a good mood
I mean i'm not drinking and also technically have a license so the groups got a designated driver technically
You're bullying me because you keep on saying let's get drunk and I'm underage
matuer peopel don 't go trying to ruin other epeopl'es moods because something midldly annoying happened to them!!
Also she's in Hawaii and won't be back for a while
Mao
Yes I agree
Yeah but your factually wrong Makoto. If every drunk got in a car there would be way more wrecks.
Cyber bully
Who me? Or Pure?
No ones telling you to get drunk Makochi, lmao

Me and pure-anon just like a good time once in awhile
But they do Tatsuya
Ok but do they drive? And also prove it.
Pure-anon of course is the real bully
Mao
C'mon makoto just lighten up a bit
It's mostly peer pressure and I don't know how to prove it
i wan an know what i did to get this kid to constnatly harass me!!
Pure-anon is like the least mean person ever though
No Mao I want to prevent drinking because it destroys your body
I can honestly never tell if Makoto is taking things way too seriously or if he's the greatest shitposter on this site and we've all been had
I mean if I were like "hey Makochi let's get shitfaced" then yeah that's peer pressure we're just mucking around though
My uncle told me that he never drank because he didn't want to kill him self and he is a doctor
I like the way you think Hibiki
one of m y best friends is a dcotor and we get trahsed and play video games all the time!!
Mao
@hibike I really hope it's the ladder
If I destroy my body then rip I guess

I don't necessarily plan on dying as I got shit to do but if I do then oh well? We all die someday
Not a very good doctor because they know it can kill them and it's very unhealthy yet they still drink
they a ctually graduated fro m medical school wit h full honors!! so they're a prettyy damn good doctor!! i' m quite proud of them and grateful that htey coutn me among their friends!!
Until we have definitive evidence that Makoto is a shitposter, I request you change your avatar to this

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Mao
Dude, everything kills you, the food you eat, the screens you watch, even the air you breathe. Alcohol is no different
@hibiki lmao!!
Yup that's me when I'm in a bad mood
god!! someoen stop me from being actually mean!!
Alcohol actually decreases my anxiety significantly. And it's not like I down whole bottles of vodka. Pure-anon is a champion if they're drinking that stuff straight though

@Hibiki
lmao
oh!! i ' m a champion!!
@MakotoYuki14

Okay listen, like for real,
There ain't nothin' you can say to convince anyone not to drink. They're adults. Chances are they've heard like all the same shit in school, and beyond. It's the same spiel every single time. If they choose to drink even after that, repeating the same arguments again, ain't gonna change a thing. Personally, I'm underage, and don't get the appeal of it anyway, but if someone wants to drink, and they're of legal age, let them.
I wouldn't call someone a champion if they are drinking something that can kill them I would call them an idiot
I'm not being serious but just stating the facts
Mao
Trying to fix other people's problems is in general not a good thing
Not if you care about them
i 'm seriously very close t o being unable to restrain myself from screaming what's in my heart!!

i'd kindly ask you to leave and l et people have fun on their own, please!!
@pure-anon
Pure Heavyweight Champion!
See what you're doing Makoto
Pure went from near incomprehensible typing to being easily understandable.
You've sobered her up, this is a clear sign of bullying.
well!! alcohol generally acts as a mood amplifier!!

but i went from being really happy to just being pissed off!!
Ugh god my head is throbbing so much maybe I should stop
God I hate headaches and sore throats
i could go on and on about what i hate, but i'm trying to restrain myself and remain civil!!
At least there's no spelling mistakes?
i am in a state of mediocre and fine with it, hey pure-anon lets wear lace

Medicine is needed for colds just don't eat an odd morsel
yeah!! isn't that great!! i was having a wonderful time and feeling really good about myself and life, but then someone had to come charging in with a misguided, self-centered sense of self-righteousness and remind me that the world is actually a shitty, miserable place full of narcissistic morons who only care about themselves!!

good thing i can spell again, huh!!
headaches and sore throats, tch weak
*I* for one, am dealing with food poisoning
check mate makoto
Mao
Hey, don't worry about it is not really a big deal
I want some caprisun bb
@pure-anon
I hope you understand that anytime I see a persons posts i like
imagine them in different ways and anytime I see your posts I always see you in my head as like
a very frilly and happy magical girl who is always smiling and excitedly yelling and its an entertaining juxtaposition between that image and that last message
@hibiki sorry!! i just got so mad i couldn't hold myself back!!
Mao
@Hibiki that's pretty interesting
@pure-anon
dont apologize its hilarious
@pure-anon
People like you make this shit world worth living.

@Hibiki
Ew, food poisoning..

@Inari
You want it injected bb?
Hibiki I had a liver transplant when I was 6 months old, at birth I had a seizure, had another seizure, take medication for it through a gastronomy tube, removed tube with surgery, broke my legs 2 times, take medication using pills every day, have a rare medical disease, and have doctors appointments every 6 months at different locations don't mess with me.
you aren't the only person in the world who's suffered!!

don't be so self-centered!!
I almost died 3 times
Yet here I am!
@MakotoYuki14
First off, it was a joke, Cast Bufudyne on yourself and chill

Second, Cool, but if we wanted to have a duel over medical history, We'd be here for hours if I had to state mine.
hey!! i've almost died multiple times too!!

and here i am!!

that doesn't mean i can go and ruin people's nights for no reason!!
@AdachiImouto Caprisun injection pls bb
If you don't mind I'd like to hear you're story Hibiki
Does he want a distorted caprisun injection?
C A P R I S U N
Listen I'm glad you're so good at dodging, but maybe next time, can you not duck? The point isn't supposed to go over your head.
Injection
Damn guys this got serious way to fast.
No wonder I dodge all the balls in dodgeball
Hahaha!
Mao
Lets just abandon thread
Who wants to give Inari his injunction?
I almost died too, twice, i guess i don't have the record here but oh well

Almost fell out of a vehicle then almost killed myself at 17 cos reasons


@Inari
Here you go bb

Feel the all natural juices in your veins mmmm
Injection
The current state of this thread saddens me
inb4 MakotoYuki14 reveals that he is in fact, Mishima, and he is not only the Admin, but the greatest shitposter of all time.
the current state of my intoxication saddens me!!

all i wanted to do was have fun and hang out and maybe write some sappy romantic fanfiction!!
Feel it surge through you're body
@MakotoYuki14

Your*
@hibiki that would be pretty awkward since i'm thinking about asking mishima if he can do anything about this kid stalking me and being an asshole!!
Me? Admin? Hahahaha! I don't know if I actually am!
@pure-anon
Can i write for you bb plz
Wtf stalking?
@AdachiImouto please cleanse my salt!! the lewdness level can even be to your discretion!!
Whatever
If nothing else I'll give him credit that Makoto basically escalated this from a low tier shit post to legendary

but yeah I haven't been paying a whole lot of attention so idk about stalking but
He is a bit confrontational from what ive seen
Later losers
he suddenly shows up in every thread i post in, acting like a huge jerk!! i just thought it was creepy and annoying at first, but i'm getting really, really sick of it!!
So you've been stalking me!
I'll take that as a compliment
This is so much fun
Mao
Great this thread went down the drain
Okay tbh I can understand the jerk thing but idk about the stalker thing without much evidence to support that idea
i mean too be fair given the forums regular users its not
exactly unusual for certain people to repsond in the same threads a lot
I don't suppose ya got any examples, or remember any at least?
I was joking
RIP this thread
why do all my shitposts get hijacked
@Hibiki
You're too popular. People want to ride the popularity or something. Alternatively, you've just got bad luck and timing.
@Hibiki he's posted in, like, every thread i've made since the first time i got drunk!! even if it was totally irrelevant to him!!
me.... popular?
star eyes
@pure-anon
Futaba sat down and collected fireflies in the soft summer night. When she released them, they would fly away again.

When they escaped, Akira caught them and brought them back. Soon, they had a collection.

Even Mona tried catching them. They didn't taste good...

A summer night, a family to be, a couple and their pet.

Life was good... For tonight. And hopefully many nights to come



I'm used to writing Yuri more and I'm still intoxicated but did my best bb
No idea what's going on but I wanna drink.
that's a super cu te image!! i fee l a little more drun k again!!
@goroami could you do me a favor and get your boyfriend to stop being a complete asshole to me everywhere i go!!
HEY
SPEAKING OF YURI
I SEEM TO REMEMBER SOMEONE OWING ME A MIKU/HIBIKI FANFIC
.....WHO WAS THAT AGAIN DOES ANYONE KNOW
It's because it's too much fun pure-anon!
Not me it weren't
@pure-anon Uhh...
shots! shots! shots! shots!
Nah, I know it wasn't you... but who...

should do it anyway though js
@goroami sorry!! i'm just at my wit's end with him!!
This is too fun but I'm not in a great mood
i'm not in a great mood either!!

gosh!!

i wonder how that happened!!
Let's just all get along...
I have to go to another high school for a year away then transfer to another high school
@Hibiki
Could it have been pure_girl? I remember her around when you requested it. Maybe Mako-chan is the one
My parents just told me this today and my siblings call me a an idiot
Kinda concerned that pure-anon said Makoto was being an asshole to them and instead of arguing he just said "sorry its too much fun"
looks like we got a confession my dear Sadly Not Shitfaces Brigade
@Delta-M
YEAH I THINK IT'S MAKO I THINK THEY SAID THEY WERE GONNA WATCH MORE OF IT BEFORE THEN BUT
IDK WHERE THEYVE BEEN TBH
i can't stand people who use their problems to justify being jerks to other people!!
I never said sorry
I saved this thread from dying
Oh MY bad, I apologize for giving you the benefit of the doubt by thinking you had apologized when you hadn't
Are you fuckin kidding me?

I leave to play the new Fire Emblem and you people go and have a thread THIS funny without me?

Well, now I'm sad.
Well, umm I', gonna go to sleep. Have a nice night everyone, and please don't get mad, or maybe try not to???
@hazama: It's your fault, maybe next time don't go and play such a shit franchise
I'm^^^
too late!! already mad again!!
Night hon
Hibiki if I must I'll come over there and give you a good 'ol whalloping
Sexual harassment
We should report you
I'll slap you silly to Makoto
Assault
*too fuck me

Anyway, what's up?

Makoto are you being a bully again?
I blinked and now sexual harassment is a thing excuse me hold up
Hey blame the middle schooler not me
Pfft says the guy who wants to slap me and whip Hibiki
Ain't nobody blaming you Hazama
i just apparently replied too late
or maybe i cant keep up with the rest of you now
>not getting satire

Yep, this is Makoto I'm talking to.
Great.

Anyway, the new Fire Emblem has some kick-ass music. I had heard it was good but I'm legit blown away.
You have to go at sanic speed levels
The new FE you mean that one with the shitty DLC model that makes me screech at it
Oh, it's 2:30 AM.

I have class tomorrow.
Oh boy, exams will be fun.

Guess I should probably call it a night.
jfc you just got here hazama
Yeah I won't defend the DLC. Nintendo is dumb; we all know this.

I've been an FE loyalist for years, and coming off of Awakening and Fates, Echoes is a breath of fresh air.
Yeah you're right.

Fuck it, I'll stick around for a bit.
I can't respect Nintendo, and I once wanted to get into FE, but things can be easily tainted for me, and seeing the shit going on with Awakening, Fates and now Echos...
Ew
If you like, or want to try tac-rpgs, I cannot recommend a better series.

All of them except for Fates are redeemable in my eyes, and Echoes is shaping up to be very good so far.
I'm not big into Tactical RPGs, especially after playing the Dept Heaven series, nothing can compare
nOThING
This isn't fun so I'm leaving
@MakotoYuki14
Thanks
My favorite game is Devil Survivor 2, so it should be obvious I have a love for the genre.

I do get how they aren't for everyone though.
Thank god the angry child is leaving
can i finally come back!!
all the "tactical" games i enjoy mix up the formula a lot tbh so
No I'm still here hahahahaha!
I'm a trickster now
Tactical RPGs like Valkyria which is also a bit of a third person shooter
or the Dept Heaven series which has titles like
Yggdra Union which plays like old school Fire Emblem with cards
or my favorite game of the genre
Knights in the Nightmare
which can only be described as
"Hey let's make a tactical RPG... THATS ALSO A *BULLET HELL*"
I think so.

If he comes back we can counter his bullying with bullying of our own.

I-I mean we can be civil and ask him to kindly not be an ass.
I'm observing
Oh, there he is.
Hooraaaaaaay.

God, someone end my suffering already.
oR
or
Better idea
Ignore him completely
/If he comments from here on in, pretend it doesnt exist,
Meh, fair enough. That'd cause less headache for everyone but me I guess.

Anyway, back on topic; I really like things like FE, DeSu, and Final Fantasy Tactics, particularly the one on the gba.

Now THAT game will always have a place in my heart.
R U SURE U CAN IGNOR ME?!?!?!?!?????!??!? ?????,?,???,??????????
tl;dr : Was that a badnik with Door-kun's face? fucken A
I love you Klib
cool but for real play KitN it's so fucking hectic because it basically breaks any genre convention i can think of
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Who the fuck is door-kun?
Mao
Honestly who doesn't love klib?
@imtherealklib

I'll be honest idk if its a badnik or not idk anything about the series other than that image tbh but yes i spent like
2 minutes in photoshop putting Dorr-kun's face on it
Love you too Hazama. PHANPHIC! NOW!

Also what's KitN?
Okay, I'll like uh
look it up and bookmark the page or something. I'll never remember otherwise.

Also, I'm not sure how much more awkward things can get in my group of friends. At least you people don't drag me into your personal problems.

Not to say I don't like trying to help, but a bit of forward notice never hurt anyone.

/vent sorry
Love you too Mao! THREESOME PHANPHIC! STAT!
WHO THE FUCK IS DOOR-KUN?
KNIGHTS IN THE NIGHTMARE
DUH
it's a rather obscure DS/PSP games that's a genre-busting super hard game that's like
all over the fucking place
it's like a real time tactical RPG/Bullet Hell
Please don't entice pure-guy.

I already read one serious fic with my in it. I don't need a joke one.
Knights in the Knightmare got it

sounds fun!
Even I like Klib.
Ugh whatever you guys are lame
Mao
@imtherealklib hell yes
Many apologies Hazama. Disregard all previous requests!!
Also all the cookfags would be ashamed of me

I cooked my rice tonight for too long and it's super sticky

I was going to have shrimp over rice but I basically ended up eating just shrimp
here i found a video of a boss fight from the DS version of KitN look at this madness

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That actually does look like a lot to micro-manage

I want it
So ur with ur honey and yur making out
wen the door-kun rigns. U anser it n the
vioce is "wut r u doing wit my daughter?"
U tell ur girl n she say "my dad is ded".
THEN WHO WAS DOOR-KUN?
Mao
I'm scared of door-kun
Well, I really would like to stick around for longer, but it's 3AM and highschool is a bitch.

Three more school days and then I'm free.

G'night friends and others
*inception horn*

Also good night Hazama!
@hazama

Yeah there's an insane amount of micro-management, many units of different elements and classes and every classes have different attack patterns like theyre chess pieces
along with a fuck ton of weapons with various stats, elemental properties, can only be used with certain classes in certain phases of combat
items you need to find to perma-recruit certain units, exp to earn to raise their Vitality, to prevent them from dying for real
gathering mana to unleash attacks its
insane
the game is actually really difficult tbh
play the PSP version just sayin
Mao
Night night hazama
Hell in a hand-basket Hibiki! That sounds downright horrifying

I love it.
It's living hell and i have too much fun with it
tfw 244 posts
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*Drinks water*
I went back up to read what the kerfuffle was about earlier. But I got mad. So I scrolled back down here where it is safe
GAH! DIDN'T NOTICE HIFUMI ALSO SAY SHE LIKES ME!

I like you too!

*finger guns*
sTOP
What?
who was door?
When
I passed out.

I regret nothing.
This thread is really entertaining
Pissed pure-anon is something special
This thread is all over the place
it got so derailed i love it
@AdachiImouto
Who allowed you to drink?
Pissed in more ways than one 😂
@Mako-chan

Aaaaa, clever
I'm back
I'm still surprised someone managed to piss the cinnamon roll off.
Cinnamon roll?
Lol way to go Makoto
On this drunkfest we all learned a valuable lesson that Pure, too, is human, and not a holy figure of legend where emotions other than happy exist
Yeah she's are sweet and innocent cinnamon roll waifu 💖💖
i fucked that up but w/e
She's still wonderful even when mad 💖💖
You're welcome for showing you their true personality
idk what you're on about with their true personality
same personality
just got to see a different side to it
was pleasant
That's what I meant
@-AdachiTohru-
Metis told me it was a soft drink... It was either that or the fajitas.


And I like pure-anon more now after that adventure.
You're welcome
Pure laying down the law
Someone has this bookmarked right
this is a legendary thread that deserves its spot in history

on the wiki
Quite the thread this turned out to be