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Astarte
Tips?
Um... I'm not sure if you know, but... my dream is to someday own a chain of cozy cafes. Unlike Big Bang Burger, I'd like them to be... from the heart.
I'm thinking of asking Sakura-San for help, but... I'm fairly nervous.
Liam
Take your balls in your hands and face him head on ! He'll admire your courage and do anything you want ! (money helps too)
Astarte
A-Are you suggesting I bribe Sakura-san?!
Mako-chan
@Astarte
Prepare yourself for this suggestion. It's the perfect plan. Are you ready for me to unleash my divine knowledge?
Astarte
Mako-chan! You're very smart, so... um... I'd love to hear your suggestion!
Liam
@Mako-chan hey now, divine knowledge is my shtick ! don't go stealin'it now !
Mako-chan
Cat café.
Mako-chan
Better yet, maid AND cat café!
Astarte
A... A... Cat cafe?
Mako-chan, you really are a genius! I... um... I really hope I can be as cool as you someday!
T-Thank you very, very much!
I... wonder if I can get Mona-chan to help out, too...
Mako-chan
Ok if you're trying to attract a Western customer base, the maid café might not be so good.
Mako-chan
@Astarte
Consider it one of the many blessings of Mako-chan.
Liam
I'll def come and check out your maid-cat-cafe though @Astarte
Astarte
Ah... Well.
I wouldn't want to make it yet. I... I'd hate to compete with Metis-chan and Sakura-San...
Mako-chan
No no no. It wouldn't be competition... because you'll crush their customer base entirely.
Liam
true. You'd make'em all go bankrupt. Just give it a try :3
Astarte
I... I'd never want them to feel that way, Mako-chan...
O-Only shadows deserve such suffering...
And my fiancé.
Hifumi Togo
Ironically, maid cafes employ a western aesthetic.
Mako-chan
I see your point. Well, it's your choice, my child.
Liam
what business does your fiancee hold ?
Mako-chan
@HifumiTogo Really?
Astarte
Well... He's the son of a very famous politician.
He... He's scum, and... acts incredibly indecent.
Hifumi Togo
Did you not know the stereotypical maid outfit is a romanticized 19th century French maid outfit?
Liam
then, to one up him, you'll need to be even scumier and even more indecent ! that'll teach him !
Astarte
T-That'd make me no different from him!
Even worse, in fact!
Skull
The guys real scum.
I don't think you'd be able to be scummier if you tried, so it's fine.
Liam
but she can always be more indecent

*wink wink nudge nudge.

Don't you think it's worth a try ?
Akamoto_Shinji
Want me to make him "Disappear"?
MakotoYuki14
Not a good idea Shinji
Bgammax
We only take care of shadows remember? Come to think of it, we don't kill too many of those either...
MakotoYuki14
True
Akamoto_Shinji
My job's a multidimensional assassin, I'm sure one little politician isn't too much trouble.
MakotoYuki14
Kill Trump and Pence then
Akamoto_Shinji
Nah, that's against the rules, Not allowed to change the course of history without a C-102-B6 form.
MakotoYuki14
Damn