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What if soup is a government tool to manipulate our meals?

What if soup is full of chemicals used to convert us to Judaism?

will work on soup theory in a bit

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What if food manufacturers put some substance into soup that makes the life span of humanity shorter as time goes by?!

What if soup contains primitive form of lives?

Welcome to the Velvet Soup. This soup exists between the dish and the chair.