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pure_girl
~Love Town~
Since everyones claiming property, i'm also gonna make a town! ~Love Town~!
Tohru-Adachi
...You got ignores huh
-TheAkiraKurusu-
What is love
pure_girl
Yeah... I guess no one like Love Town... :(
Mako-chan
I like Love Town, but Hibiki Town is still my favorite
pure_girl
@Mako-chan understandable...
KensukeKurosaki
I like it here, it's different than my normal town, corpse town
Akamoto_Shinji
Ya gotta sell your town, Make it different, unique, Interesting, give people a want to visit your town.
KensukeKurosaki
@pure_girl, do you mind if i stay?
Liam
you should all just join FalseGodOfKnowledge,Memes,andShitpoststown

it's got everything you need ! haters, public apologies and even people who don't hate! how novel ! 8D
KensukeKurosaki
@Liam, the true God is @Mako-chan
pure_girl
@KensukeKurosaki not at all! Please enjoy your stay~!
Liam
you don't realize it yet, but there is no true god. we're a freakin' pantheon.
Liam
also, mind if I stay too? love is memey
KensukeKurosaki
Yes, but your not part of it @Liam, your not a god, just an idiot with a god complex
Bgammax
the sheer volume of gods I've met since coming to the nexus suggests Liam speaks the truth
pure_girl
@Liam nope! You can stay as long as you like! As long as you don't cause any havoc...
Liam
Gamma get's it. besides, you're new here. You haven't witnessed my trollery, my shitpostery or even my all encompassing knowledge that allows to know and comment even on the ooc shit.
Akamoto_Shinji
Do ya have a free roof I can sleep on? this place seems nice.
Liam
TAT see, now people got me branded as an idiot who wreaks havoc ! I just want to do memes and have fun.
pure_girl
@Akamoto_Shinji yep! The houses are filled with queen sized beds, so that you and your lover could have a good time~!
Liam
do you not have king-sized beds ? or even Prince-sized... I just don't want to have to cross dress in order to sleep
pure_girl
@Liam stop being whiney! Queen-Sized beds are made for the royalties!
KensukeKurosaki
@Liam you are an idiot who wreaks havoc and rapes little girls, gtfo before you ruin this poor little town
Liam
>w< sorry @pure_girl

*crossdresses and goes to sleep.

T_T what am i doing with me life
pure_girl
@Liam you know that you don't have to cross-dress, right? As i said, queen-sized beds are made for the king and queen, because they are royalties!
Liam
°_____° wait wha? why not call them royal beds then ? Callin' them queen-sized would be insulting then would it not ? I mean it implies the queen is big ( never imply a girl is big. you'll die if you do) and it means the king just isn't that important ( and the king is generally the one in power. he's at least 50% of it)...
pure_girl
@Liam well... I don't know why they called them Queen-Sized beds to be honest... But i know that they are comfy! (It's just a name anyway!)
Akamoto_Shinji
I'll take a roof, I prefer to sleep outside.

Not like I have a lover anyway.
pure_girl
@Akamoto_Shinji don't worry! I used to have my ine and only... But things got messy and i don't now!
Liam
hmm... I feel dissatisfied by the name... Oh well.

*goes to sleep while still in drag (guess I forgot. What a Baka -w-)
KensukeKurosaki
So no one has love in love town huh
Akamoto_Shinji
I agree though, bed naming needs to change, Lets start the bed revolution here. From now on its Royalty Sized!
Akamoto_Shinji
I would think Love Town is the place to go to find someone, right?
Liam
yeah ! You know what's up @shinji ! also, I'm willing to love all, but it seems like all hate me so.... not gonna happen :D
pure_girl
@Akamoto_Shinji yep! That is if you don't end in a terrible heartbreak...
KensukeKurosaki
I loved someone once, they got stabbed to death by my best friend lol
pure_girl
@KensukeKurosaki a little bit unsanitary, no...?
Akamoto_Shinji
Heartbreak is just another part of life, gotta pickup the pieces and carry on. -Some Famous Dude. Probably...
Liam
@pure_girl there are no heartbreakers here though ^^ I think we're all safe.

*says so while sleeping ( I don't know how I do some of this stuff....)
*also stays on the lookout for @IamThou

yup no one in sight !
KensukeKurosaki
@Liam, I'm sorry dude, you seem alright, i don't worship you, but you are not a bad person
KensukeKurosaki
@pure_girl yes very unsanitary
Akamoto_Shinji
@Liam Well you are the a god that can read OOC, that's gotta come with some kinda divine power right?
3xcal1bur
Is there a weapons store in love town
KensukeKurosaki
Only weapons of love....Wait love town....Love town....This is a massive love hotel
pure_girl
@3xcal1bur n-no! No weapons! We don't need any violence, only love~!
Akamoto_Shinji
I would assume all the weapons sold here would Heal wounds rather than make them.
3xcal1bur
:O
DIA GUN????
pure_girl
@Akamoto_Shinji yep! Physical wounds only though, no bandages would work for a heartbreak...
Liam
@KensukeKurosaki if you just read some of my other posts, you'd realize right away I'm only messing around without actually trying to hurt anyone -_- I'm not down for violence in any way shape or form. I'm seriously just here to make as many people laugh and have a good time. Nothing else. getting hated on like that just doesn't feel nice. be aware of what you say and do. This maybe the internet and you may not see your interlocutors, but they sure as hell have feelings that don't want to get hurt. being an ass, hurts those feelings.

NOW GET BENT AND WORSHIP ME DAMMIT
Liam
*hugs @pure_girl
I think you need one of those...
3xcal1bur
can I have a dia gun please
I said please
Liam
oh, and the above are ooc as well. ( 3 in one day. this world will end soon xD
pure_girl
@Liam nope! Well... I'm trying to stay optimistic...
Liam
*creates a hairy dia gun out of a wooly-rat-sheep's carcass.

There ya go ! 8D it's a bit sticky tho
Liam
oh, well I'll refrain from hugging then ^^'

But yeah. I think we should stop talking about it right now. ( unless you want to talk about it.) sometimes time heals wounds better then anything else.
Akamoto_Shinji
If whoever it is didn't appreciate you then they don't deserve you. -some Other Famous Person
pure_girl
@Liam yeah, let's just stop mentioning on heartbreak and focus on love and happiness!
Akamoto_Shinji
Kittens: Love and Happiness Incarnate
MakotoYuki14
Love town as in smashing town?
Liam
beds, the one true love and happiness instrument :D
pure_girl
@MakotoYuki14 uhh... Not excactly... Umm, more like kissing and cuddling town!
MakotoYuki14
Yea
MakotoYuki14
That's practically the same thing pure girl
pure_girl
@MakotoYuki14 hmm... I guess you could "smash"...
Liam
let's not smash in that sense yet. maybe someday, bit not TOday
KensukeKurosaki
Kissing and cuddling, oh my.....*wishes he could do such things with..."
MakotoYuki14
Yea not today at least
Akamoto_Shinji
@KenukeKurosaki I feel ya bro, a cute, gentle, kind girl all my own, Nuthin but cuddles.... Heaven.
Akamoto_Shinji
I think my creep factor just killed your town @pure_girl. Sorry.
pure_girl
@Akamoto_Shinji no need to worry! Creepy or not, everyone has to be accepted!
KensukeKurosaki
@Akamoto_Shinji your cool man, don't let it bother you
Akamoto_Shinji
*Under my breath* so it was creepy then...
MakotoYuki14
Pervy
KensukeKurosaki
Not what i meant, i meant don't let the break in chat get you down, your not creepy
pure_girl
^^
What Kensuke said!
Akamoto_Shinji
Oh, Ok then. It sounded good in my head but as I saw it sit there in the chat I was all like "I bet this sounds SUPER creepy"
MakotoYuki14
Still pervy
Liam
even IF you were creepy, we'd still accept you ! that's what friends are for.
Akamoto_Shinji
Thanks, And cuddles aren't pervy! Their a pure form of love!
Akamoto_Shinji
*They're*
Liam
I agree. Free hugs to ALL !!!!!!!

*goes on to invade the world with the power of hugage.
>conquers the UN
>hugs now dominate the world

VICTORYYYYY!!!!!
MakotoYuki14
I've never been hugged, cuddled, kissed, or held hands with a girl
Akamoto_Shinji
Truly, a great war has been won today...

*Salute*
Liam
@MakotoYuki14 but you have by guys ? ^-^good for you ! guys are cool too. Besides, it was gaypride today !
MakotoYuki14
No Liam and I hate gays
Liam
now that's not very nice now is it -w- Trapsuke would be shocked !
Akamoto_Shinji
Never been cuddled by a girl either, But I have hope, that maybe someday....
MakotoYuki14
Also I don't like trans either
MakotoYuki14
Same here Shinji
Liam
-w- being in a woman's embrace is true bliss. Until she backstabs you and goes off with another guy that is
Akamoto_Shinji
Ouch...
MakotoYuki14
Intense
Punpun
i fuckign love being gay
MakotoYuki14
Kill me
Liam
You're already dead silly
MakotoYuki14
Do it again then or change the subject
KensukeKurosaki
Good men * salutes*
Liam
I demand chubsect jange
Liam
dammit I twisted my tongue !
MakotoYuki14
I don't want to talk about gays but I'm fine talking about women
pure-anon
let's talk about the deep love that ocelot has for big boss!!
KensukeKurosaki
Talk about the woman i may live on another thread
Liam
there are no real women here though. only me, my memes and I
Liam
@pure-anon god tier subject
pure-anon
@liam metal gear might as well be called "man changes world for his boyfriend"!!
MakotoYuki14
JESUS CHRIST PURE ANON DON'T TALK ABOUT MY FAVORITE BADASS CHARACTERS BEING GAY
pure-anon
@MakotoYuki14 you do know that they're all canonically gay, right!!

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3xcal1bur
@MakotoYuki14
Oh no because gay fictional characters are your trigger
MakotoYuki14
No they don't Big Boss is interested in Quiet
Liam
holy shit Pure anon xD you're great
pure-anon
big boss was only canonically interested in eva and ocelot!! sorry!!

also it sounds like someone didn't actually play mgsv!!
3xcal1bur
Pure girl is best pure and best girl????
Punpun
i fuckngi love the feeling of slamming a long silver bullet into a well greased chamber

- revolver ocelot, slamming a long silver bullet into a well greased chamber
MakotoYuki14
Pure anon I have mgsv, mgs3, and peace walker
3xcal1bur
**whoops typo I meant @pure-anon
Lmao
MakotoYuki14
No 3xcal1bur not best girl
pure-anon
well!! if you played and finished mgsv, you should know this!!

warning!! do not reveal this image if you haven't beaten mgsv and don't want the ending spoiled!!

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so!! big boss is still into dudes, sorry!!
MakotoYuki14
Pure anon I already know that I just didn't specify and naked snake is interested in Eva
MakotoYuki14
And venom snake is interested in Quiet happy now
pure-anon
mgs3 is actually a romantic story between ocelot and big boss!!

but don't believe me!! believe the developer commentary that says it!!

http://www.tentenpro.com/muni_shinobu/mgs3/commentary1.html

"Snake's line "いいセンスだ" ("You got good senses") is remembered by Ocelot. Tens of years later Ocelot repeats this line to Solid Snake. This is where Ocelot starts to like Snake."

i'd love to go through the whole commentary and post all of the instances of ocelot being canonically gay, but i have a date with a large amount of sushi!!
Liam
@pure-anon LET ME IN ON THE FOOD DATE !!!!
3xcal1bur
And there it is
The sauce
KensukeKurosaki
Wait...pure_anon is a girl?
Liam
@KensukeKurosaki there are no gals here
KensukeKurosaki
That's what i was thinking @3xcal1bur confused me
3xcal1bur
Girls exist they're just cryptids
pure-anon
oh!! before i go!!

in ocelot's first appearance in mgs1, he has the famous line(stated above), "i love the feeling of slamming a long silver bullet into a well-greased chamber"!!

the innuendo here is obvious and intentional!! however, the only person ocelot was ever interested in was big boss!! however, the intentional innuendo suggests that he has had that sort of experience!!

if he was only ever interested in one man, there only could have been one person he had that experience with!!
MakotoYuki14
Pure anon's a guy and there are girls who use this site
3xcal1bur
Oh ok
The more you know I guess
3xcal1bur
WAIT LEMME PULL UP THE IMAGE
3xcal1bur
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pure-anon
@MakotoYuki14 oh!! sounds like someone's mad that his favorite characters are actually gay!!
3xcal1bur
And makotoyuki14 never returned???
pure-anon
@3xcal1bur it's pretty common for him to spout off crap he doesn't know anything about and then leave whenever he's in a tizzy!!
Liam
sounds like him alright
3xcal1bur
Where did he come from
Where did he go
3xcal1bur
Makotoyuki14/cotton eye hoe
MakotoYuki14
I'm still here dumbass
pure-anon
and big boss/ocelot is still canon!!
3xcal1bur
https://s3.amazonaws.com/files.d20.io/images/7293115/DOpbPrOZfRmqLeQqTfySNw/med.png?1421991986
3xcal1bur
Ahhh shit the image didn't work