Who wants an armful of jellyfish?

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Kitagawa

I have taken up fishing as a hobby and despite my best efforts I have fished up nothing besides jellyfish. Thus I shall be offering a unique service.

Simply by asking, I will dump an armful of fresh jellyfish into your arms. Please keep in mind- jellyfish still sting after death. For the best effect I ask that you either be shirtless or wear a short sleeve shirt.

Boss

I will demote you to the "Bitch Boy" rank in the FC

Kitagawa

I will provide the FC with at least 500 jellyfish.

Boss

Why am I still here....
Just to suffer?

Kitagawa

If you ask I shall consider upping it to 1,000 jellyfish. It will take a considerable amount of time but it will be worth it to provide such a bountiful harvest of jellyfish to my beloved FC.

Boss

Nobody asked for this

Kitagawa

Indeed nobody has, but such things have not stopped me before. I do what I desire, and I desire to fish up one thousand jellyfish.

Kitagawa

Please, I want someone to take an armful of jellyfish. I am so hurt that nobody wishes to experience my unique service. I spent at least one hour fishing up all of these jellyfish.