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Great Phantom Thieves Convene !!!
It is time ! Assemble, and steal this false god's treasure !!!!!!

basically, I'm asking you to all gather around. I'll be explaining the rules again so you have a bit of time before it all starts. I'll probably do a new test since I noticed new people joined. All memebers may partake in the test and should not be limited to the people stealing the ramen god's ass
ohaiyooooo
Yo, I'm here.
Alright!
no one else?
I think we should wait for more people to gather no ?
*Warps in*
Hunters of Sin Member Shinji Akamoto Reporting for Duty!

*salute*
Reporting
I'm decently alive
In the mean time enjoy the music.
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@Akamoto_Shinji
At ease.
ah, there we are. Very well,

Once again here are the rules my friends !
I'm here, let's do it.
R00ls are for f00ls and also we need them to make sure the raid isn't a fucking train wreck
It went pretty well last time.
This RP will work with the patented Updateâ„¢ system.

It works as follows, Instead of having a hectic amount of people screaming chaotic actions all over the stables, I will simply shout "UPDATEâ„¢" Or any variant there of. (may or may not include the â„¢) From that point on, nothing that is said will be taken into account ( unless I say otherwise that it) During that period, I'll be writing an update on the current situation. You read it, and based on what happened, you write your actions, reactions and discussions. I'll wait for everyone to do something before once again yelling "UPDATEâ„¢" Or any variant there of. (may or may not include the â„¢). Rince and repeat.

y'all got that ? I hope you did because it's the only efficient way i know of keeping a forum game orderly
Good luck Neo Phantom Thieves!

I'm sorry, but I won't be able to join in the fight today. Just know that I'm cheering you guys on in the side lines.
K makes sense
Is there a specific order we go in or no
We all listed our agility stats so maybe we go by that?
Good to go.
Ok present Symphony members. There's me, Pres, and Reaper. This will prove to be troublesome.
Now to see if it all makes sense, I'll be loading an old save file during which we'll test the skills you learned today.

here's the tutorial music
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It's Limas choice most of the time on who goes first. (In the update at least.)
the order is dictated by how fast you can type.
With that established let's gather and riot.
*Liams
alright. here comes the update
An old save file? Is that what I think it is? (Door PTSD intensifies)
DONT OPEN THE DOORS!!!
No more
Fucking
Doors
You all wake up in a dark room. it's pitch black and you can't see a thing in front of you. you don't even know if your team memebers are with you.

What do you do ?
*Shido calls out for the others*
>cast agi to shed light
=D seems you don't like doors huh ok. I'll switch things up
OOC: Shit we're starting here?
no, it's tutorial bluehair
(It's just a tutorial for new members/ a refresher)
just like last time. I feel like it's a good way to make people get into the game
OOC: Ah well I can't do shit.
Pulls out a molotov giving out some visibility. (WHAT?)
I'm here shido!

*casts minor light charm (flashlight)*
I draw my hatchet and try take a step forward.
also, it allows for people to join. there's not many of you and I made the boss a bit hard -w- you'll be facing hard times if there's only 3 of you
Sorry, Pres I mean.
(It's fine Reaper)
SUUUUP YALLL ITS A ME
BURGER KING
CAN ANYONE HERE MEEEEE
ok sorry aaasdjej
Good to hear that some of you guys are here... Wherever here is.
OOC: Yo. It's time.
UPDATE
Who else is here? I can't recognize the voices that well...
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As you all cry out to each other, Excal casts Agi on someone. prez's hair takes fi.... wait nvm he has no hair.

This sudden fire burst is followed suit by Cent taking a molotov out of his bag and lighting up the room. It seem you are all assembled in a large room with black walls and white furniture. It seems familiar yet... different. There are no doors here you all notice. How odd.

Instead however, you notice large windows on the two extremities of the room. they seem to have one way glasses as all you see is your own reflection in them. There are also signs hanging next to each window.

What do you do
pffffttt those enemies were low level trash anyway.
I WANNA JUMP THROUGH ONE!
*Shido reads the signs, hoping for no jokes*
*Reads left sign*
Read thos signs
*Also, Shido puts out the small fire that just started on his head*
@IamThou feel free to play DJ ! that would be really nice :3 though right now we're only preppin' up. it's still tutorial time
*Composer inspects the windows* ...
'k update
Oh...yeah probably wanna read the signs first.
I read the signs.
You inspect the signs and the windows. It's a bid hard to read due to the lack of light there is in the room, but you think you can read
"Heaven" on one sign and
"Worse then Heaven" on the other.

The windows aren't anything special. They're your regular one way mirrors. they seem to quite sturdy though.
oh and, there's a handle on both windows. seems you can slide them open :^)
>wait
>I feel a trap nearing.
Should we go for the worse one first this time?
ya think? 8D
Well, let's take the one that isn't trying to trick us. *Shido heads over to the Worse than heaven door*
Let's have a group vote on which mirror to open
Can't we just break them open and check what's on the other side.

*attempts to open the heaven window*
Hmm... I'll open the "Heaven" one.
*Window, whoops*
Vote was done before I finished typing yeezus
*Chills watching from a safe place*
Is this a test or are we on action?
Once we open one guys, be ready for anything.
I follow Pres to that entryway.
(A test)
*stays away from both windows*

Nope, I learned my lesson last time.
Someone has to take the hit, might as well be me.
I will
*Glup*
hey i'm the one going through the heaven window prez pretty sure i'm about to get hit.
*Equips Grimoire*
wait a moment:
OOC: I'm here just finished with the wiki page.
(Inb4 we open both at the same time and get utterly destroyed)
make up your minds
Now. I forgot this
*We open BOTH windows, Shido readies for what is going to come*
A heavenly voice speaks
http://mydivx.lihoman.ru/order/direct/monty/gilliam.holy.grail2.jpg

ONLY ONE WINDOW MAY BE OPENED
We'll pick worse then heaven.
Worse than Heaven then...
I agree
I agree with @Centunculus_fur
@Liam

Also what the hell is that image.
(That's God from Monty Python right? @Liam)
monty pythons yeah :3 great people tbh
>worse than heaven
worse then heaven it is then
UPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPDATE
*Shido readies for the ire the window will bring*
*Closes Eyes* If I hear anyone hit the floor I'm Immediately gonna cast thunder reign, no hesitation, in your general direction, just a warning guys
Ok. I drain elect
Better safe than sorry, am I right?
You slowly slide the door open. Unspeakable darkness reigns infront of you. You can not see. But you feel it. Immense power capable of crushing the world in an instant.

Suddenly, a movement in the shaddows.
http://randomc.net/image/Persona 4 the ANIMATION/Persona 4 The Golden ANIMATION - 10 - Large 36.jpg

It's the goddess of death here to reap your truckin' souls !!!!!!!!!!

what do you do ?
ACTIVATE THE FEAR GAS!
*Shut that window quickly*
>use an attack mirror
wait I just realized, that's kuzumi not izanami. Oh well
>or yknow
>GTFO
Wild thunder
OOC: NOPE

Well shit...
( i already know what I'm going to use for the next tutorial too xD I can't wait! )
*eyes still closed*

What was it guys? I didn't hear anything so I assume you're all ok?
Seems like this is going the same as before... *Shido keeps the window shut*
Let's just say that it's a bad, and let's avoid it.
Flashdate ! (it's the quick version of an update yall ! 8D )
Upupupupupupup-date
Well hell guess i'll be saving the fear gas....so what's behind the heaven window....
Are gonna be able to open the other one though?
If needs be, we can smash it open. Gods be damned.
Shido, once again being the mvp, briskly closes the door.

Calm once again reigns supreme in the room. There is but one option left...

Will you ascend to heaven ? Or make... another choice ?
*JUMPS THROUGH THE HEAVEN WINDOW!*
I´m going to develop a fobia to doors and windows with this shit
(Guess I will use Linux thenpleasekillthisjoke)
Closing doors for 50 years, quality service guarantied.
@shido. god heard that. he didn't like it. he throws ten holygrails (aka ten yaldaboaths ) at you. Enjoy =D
*Points to the other window with his silenced gun*
OOC: You're effed.
OOC: He is effed
>Open the other window I guess??
Well, dammit. *Shido tries to avoid and casts heat riser*
@-Shido-

Should consider getting into the window business people could use your window service.
*looks around room for other exit and check stability of walls*
@shido it wasn't cannon
*Walks to the heaven door, readying her hatchet*
are we gud ?
(I know, just playing along)
yep
*Composer checks out the rest of the room*
Yeah, let's open the other one.
ah, I was wondering if you left alibaba ^^

DATE UP !!!!
OOC: Sorry, I was having to explain ludo-narrative dissonance and couldn't find a point of interjection.
OOC: I have NO Idea what you just said.
Ludo-narrative dissonance...
So you know Dayo, don't you, @FutabaAlibaba
@Wolf_ Dayo?
Apparently not...
Sorry, Dayoscript is an Spanish youtuber.
Realizing that there is probably no way out of this twisted trap, allmost all of you decide to simply face the errors of your ways and head through the Heavens window. One guy even jumps through it (what a douche ! those cost a fortune ya know ! )

As the window cracks from the heavy assault it took, a blindingly white light envelops you all.

You feel warmth. You feel moist. You feel.... Weird. Nothing seems to be threatening you, but... despite that, you feel as though you were in for your last surprise.

As your eyes get used to this new source of light, you start to see... shapes. Curvy shapes. They aren't as unpleasant as you expected. You take a step forward, but then, it becomes painstakingly evident.

IT'S A TRAP !!!!!!

http://danbooru.donmai.us/data/sample/__akechi_gorou_and_kurusu_akira_persona_and_persona_5_drawn_by_sakofu__sample-ebb440ab1f4f65c18ba3e404e8de122f.jpg

Before your eyes lay a horde of Akira and Akechi genderswaps stripping and having an Orgy. The sight instantly breaks your mind.

-------------GAME OVER-----------/////



downdate, @Liam?
update
Nice, twice in a row.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
OOC: w....w...whaaaaaa?!
Never gets old, got us again @Liam.
OOC: Damn, anyone got save states?
But why? They were cute.
You wake up. You're facing the ramen god's palace. Once again, your eyes feel... tainted. This is the second time. You wonder what it could be
(Pretty much the exact same thing happened last test too)
This is less ramen god palace and more troller palace.
Also, we heading to the actual thread now?
.... Okay...
I get the feeling that wasn't as bad as the last time.
OOC: We should. It's well over time.
@Wolf_ they may be cute in the image, but that's just what your brain ended up remembering. The truth is... quite... *pukes*
well, it was heaven -w-
oh...
I will have nightmares thanks to you.
@Liam

seems we have very different definitions of heaven....
anyway,

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IT'S HEIST TIME !!!!

GREAT PHANTOM THIEVES CONVENE !!!!! STEAL THE FALSE GOD'S HEART !!!!!
To the heist thread!
LET´S-A GO!!! *JUMPS*
oh wait what ? we're not doing it here ?
I friggin love this song.
(Someone link it please)
ok._.
Hoist the flag the thieves are pillaging your heart and drinking your fears!
Wasn't that the point of the other thread? (The heist one?)
I mean yeah, but I like this thread name more
OOC: I think that one is forever lost.
hOLD IT!
yeah. just do it here
I'm leaving someone tell me when the raid is happening
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UPDATE
RIP, if it is dead, let's just do it here.
excal it's happenin' now
I cant find it