Great Phantom Thieves Convene !!!

You'll find here all archived threads from the Phansite forum.

Liam

It is time ! Assemble, and steal this false god's treasure !!!!!!

basically, I'm asking you to all gather around. I'll be explaining the rules again so you have a bit of time before it all starts. I'll probably do a new test since I noticed new people joined. All memebers may partake in the test and should not be limited to the people stealing the ramen god's ass

3xcal1bur

ohaiyooooo

bluehairedemo

Yo, I'm here.

FutabaAlibaba

Alright!

Liam

no one else?
I think we should wait for more people to gather no ?

Akamoto_Shinji

*Warps in*
Hunters of Sin Member Shinji Akamoto Reporting for Duty!

*salute*

Centunculus_fur

Reporting

Mishimans

I'm decently alive

Liam

In the mean time enjoy the music.
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bluehairedemo

@Akamoto_Shinji
At ease.

Liam

ah, there we are. Very well,

Once again here are the rules my friends !

-Shido-

I'm here, let's do it.

3xcal1bur

R00ls are for f00ls and also we need them to make sure the raid isn't a fucking train wreck

-Shido-

It went pretty well last time.

NotAJojoReference

Nice

Liam

This RP will work with the patented Updateâ„¢ system.

It works as follows, Instead of having a hectic amount of people screaming chaotic actions all over the stables, I will simply shout "UPDATEâ„¢" Or any variant there of. (may or may not include the â„¢) From that point on, nothing that is said will be taken into account ( unless I say otherwise that it) During that period, I'll be writing an update on the current situation. You read it, and based on what happened, you write your actions, reactions and discussions. I'll wait for everyone to do something before once again yelling "UPDATEâ„¢" Or any variant there of. (may or may not include the â„¢). Rince and repeat.

y'all got that ? I hope you did because it's the only efficient way i know of keeping a forum game orderly

Aqua

Good luck Neo Phantom Thieves!

I'm sorry, but I won't be able to join in the fight today. Just know that I'm cheering you guys on in the side lines.

3xcal1bur

K makes sense
Is there a specific order we go in or no
We all listed our agility stats so maybe we go by that?

-Shido-

Good to go.

bluehairedemo

Ok present Symphony members. There's me, Pres, and Reaper. This will prove to be troublesome.

Liam

Now to see if it all makes sense, I'll be loading an old save file during which we'll test the skills you learned today.

here's the tutorial music
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-Shido-

It's Limas choice most of the time on who goes first. (In the update at least.)

Liam

the order is dictated by how fast you can type.

Centunculus_fur

With that established let's gather and riot.

-Shido-

*Liams

Liam

alright. here comes the update

-Shido-

An old save file? Is that what I think it is? (Door PTSD intensifies)

Akamoto_Shinji

DONT OPEN THE DOORS!!!

3xcal1bur

No more
Fucking
Doors

Liam

You all wake up in a dark room. it's pitch black and you can't see a thing in front of you. you don't even know if your team memebers are with you.

What do you do ?

-Shido-

*Shido calls out for the others*

3xcal1bur

>cast agi to shed light

Liam

=D seems you don't like doors huh ok. I'll switch things up

bluehairedemo

OOC: Shit we're starting here?

Liam

no, it's tutorial bluehair

-Shido-

(It's just a tutorial for new members/ a refresher)

Liam

just like last time. I feel like it's a good way to make people get into the game

bluehairedemo

OOC: Ah well I can't do shit.

Centunculus_fur

Pulls out a molotov giving out some visibility. (WHAT?)

Akamoto_Shinji

I'm here shido!

*casts minor light charm (flashlight)*

FutabaAlibaba

I draw my hatchet and try take a step forward.

Liam

also, it allows for people to join. there's not many of you and I made the boss a bit hard -w- you'll be facing hard times if there's only 3 of you

Akamoto_Shinji

Sorry, Pres I mean.

-Shido-

(It's fine Reaper)

3xcal1bur

SUUUUP YALLL ITS A ME
BURGER KING
CAN ANYONE HERE MEEEEE

3xcal1bur

ok sorry aaasdjej

-Shido-

Good to hear that some of you guys are here... Wherever here is.

bluehairedemo

OOC: Yo. It's time.

Liam

UPDATE

FutabaAlibaba

Who else is here? I can't recognize the voices that well...

IamThou

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Liam

As you all cry out to each other, Excal casts Agi on someone. prez's hair takes fi.... wait nvm he has no hair.

This sudden fire burst is followed suit by Cent taking a molotov out of his bag and lighting up the room. It seem you are all assembled in a large room with black walls and white furniture. It seems familiar yet... different. There are no doors here you all notice. How odd.

Instead however, you notice large windows on the two extremities of the room. they seem to have one way glasses as all you see is your own reflection in them. There are also signs hanging next to each window.

What do you do

Akamoto_Shinji

pffffttt those enemies were low level trash anyway.

Centunculus_fur

I WANNA JUMP THROUGH ONE!

-Shido-

*Shido reads the signs, hoping for no jokes*

Akamoto_Shinji

*Reads left sign*

3xcal1bur

Read thos signs

-Shido-

*Also, Shido puts out the small fire that just started on his head*

Liam

@IamThou feel free to play DJ ! that would be really nice :3 though right now we're only preppin' up. it's still tutorial time

bluehairedemo

*Composer inspects the windows* ...

Liam

'k update

Centunculus_fur

Oh...yeah probably wanna read the signs first.

FutabaAlibaba

I read the signs.

Liam

You inspect the signs and the windows. It's a bid hard to read due to the lack of light there is in the room, but you think you can read
"Heaven" on one sign and
"Worse then Heaven" on the other.

The windows aren't anything special. They're your regular one way mirrors. they seem to quite sturdy though.

Liam

oh and, there's a handle on both windows. seems you can slide them open :^)

3xcal1bur

>wait
>I feel a trap nearing.

Akamoto_Shinji

Should we go for the worse one first this time?

Liam

ya think? 8D

-Shido-

Well, let's take the one that isn't trying to trick us. *Shido heads over to the Worse than heaven door*

3xcal1bur

Let's have a group vote on which mirror to open

Centunculus_fur

Can't we just break them open and check what's on the other side.

*attempts to open the heaven window*

bluehairedemo

Hmm... I'll open the "Heaven" one.

-Shido-

*Window, whoops*

3xcal1bur

Vote was done before I finished typing yeezus

Hillock

*Chills watching from a safe place*
Is this a test or are we on action?

-Shido-

Once we open one guys, be ready for anything.

FutabaAlibaba

I follow Pres to that entryway.

-Shido-

(A test)

Hillock

Ok.

Akamoto_Shinji

*stays away from both windows*

Nope, I learned my lesson last time.

-Shido-

Someone has to take the hit, might as well be me.

Hillock

I will

Hillock

*Glup*

Centunculus_fur

hey i'm the one going through the heaven window prez pretty sure i'm about to get hit.

Akamoto_Shinji

*Equips Grimoire*

Hillock

wait a moment:

Yu-Narukami

OOC: I'm here just finished with the wiki page.

-Shido-

(Inb4 we open both at the same time and get utterly destroyed)

Liam

make up your minds

Wolf_

Now. I forgot this

-Shido-

*We open BOTH windows, Shido readies for what is going to come*

Liam

A heavenly voice speaks
http://mydivx.lihoman.ru/order/direct/monty/gilliam.holy.grail2.jpg

ONLY ONE WINDOW MAY BE OPENED

Centunculus_fur

We'll pick worse then heaven.

bluehairedemo

Worse than Heaven then...

Wolf_

I agree

-Shido-

I agree with @Centunculus_fur

Centunculus_fur

@Liam

Also what the hell is that image.

-Shido-

(That's God from Monty Python right? @Liam)

Wolf_

Is http://mydivx.lihoman.ru/order/direct/monty/gilliam.holy.grail2.jpg

Liam

monty pythons yeah :3 great people tbh

3xcal1bur

>worse than heaven

Liam

worse then heaven it is then
UPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPDATE

-Shido-

*Shido readies for the ire the window will bring*

Akamoto_Shinji

*Closes Eyes* If I hear anyone hit the floor I'm Immediately gonna cast thunder reign, no hesitation, in your general direction, just a warning guys

Wolf_

Ok. I drain elect

-Shido-

Better safe than sorry, am I right?

Liam

You slowly slide the door open. Unspeakable darkness reigns infront of you. You can not see. But you feel it. Immense power capable of crushing the world in an instant.

Suddenly, a movement in the shaddows.
http://randomc.net/image/Persona 4 the ANIMATION/Persona 4 The Golden ANIMATION - 10 - Large 36.jpg

It's the goddess of death here to reap your truckin' souls !!!!!!!!!!

what do you do ?

Centunculus_fur

ACTIVATE THE FEAR GAS!

-Shido-

*Shut that window quickly*

3xcal1bur

>use an attack mirror

Liam

wait I just realized, that's kuzumi not izanami. Oh well

3xcal1bur

>or yknow
>GTFO

Wolf_

Wild thunder

bluehairedemo

OOC: NOPE

Well shit...

Liam

( i already know what I'm going to use for the next tutorial too xD I can't wait! )

Akamoto_Shinji

*eyes still closed*

What was it guys? I didn't hear anything so I assume you're all ok?

-Shido-

Seems like this is going the same as before... *Shido keeps the window shut*

-Shido-

Let's just say that it's a bad, and let's avoid it.

Liam

Flashdate ! (it's the quick version of an update yall ! 8D )

Wolf_

Upupupupupupup-date

Centunculus_fur

Well hell guess i'll be saving the fear gas....so what's behind the heaven window....

bluehairedemo

Are gonna be able to open the other one though?

-Shido-

If needs be, we can smash it open. Gods be damned.

Liam

Shido, once again being the mvp, briskly closes the door.

Calm once again reigns supreme in the room. There is but one option left...

Will you ascend to heaven ? Or make... another choice ?

Centunculus_fur

*JUMPS THROUGH THE HEAVEN WINDOW!*

Wolf_

IÂ´m going to develop a fobia to doors and windows with this shit
(Guess I will use Linux thenpleasekillthisjoke)

-Shido-

Closing doors for 50 years, quality service guarantied.

Liam

@shido. god heard that. he didn't like it. he throws ten holygrails (aka ten yaldaboaths ) at you. Enjoy =D

Wolf_

*Points to the other window with his silenced gun*

bluehairedemo

OOC: You're effed.

Wolf_

OOC: He is effed

3xcal1bur

>Open the other window I guess??

-Shido-

Well, dammit. *Shido tries to avoid and casts heat riser*

Centunculus_fur

@-Shido-

Should consider getting into the window business people could use your window service.

Akamoto_Shinji

*looks around room for other exit and check stability of walls*

Liam

@shido it wasn't cannon

FutabaAlibaba

*Walks to the heaven door, readying her hatchet*

Liam

are we gud ?

-Shido-

(I know, just playing along)

Wolf_

yep

bluehairedemo

*Composer checks out the rest of the room*

-Shido-

Yeah, let's open the other one.

Liam

ah, I was wondering if you left alibaba ^^

DATE UP !!!!

FutabaAlibaba

OOC: Sorry, I was having to explain ludo-narrative dissonance and couldn't find a point of interjection.

Akamoto_Shinji

OOC: I have NO Idea what you just said.

Wolf_

Ludo-narrative dissonance...
So you know Dayo, don't you, @FutabaAlibaba

FutabaAlibaba

@Wolf_ Dayo?

Akamoto_Shinji

Apparently not...

Wolf_

Sorry, Dayoscript is an Spanish youtuber.

Liam

Realizing that there is probably no way out of this twisted trap, allmost all of you decide to simply face the errors of your ways and head through the Heavens window. One guy even jumps through it (what a douche ! those cost a fortune ya know ! )

As the window cracks from the heavy assault it took, a blindingly white light envelops you all.

You feel warmth. You feel moist. You feel.... Weird. Nothing seems to be threatening you, but... despite that, you feel as though you were in for your last surprise.

As your eyes get used to this new source of light, you start to see... shapes. Curvy shapes. They aren't as unpleasant as you expected. You take a step forward, but then, it becomes painstakingly evident.

IT'S A TRAP !!!!!!

http://danbooru.donmai.us/data/sample/__akechi_gorou_and_kurusu_akira_persona_and_persona_5_drawn_by_sakofu__sample-ebb440ab1f4f65c18ba3e404e8de122f.jpg

Before your eyes lay a horde of Akira and Akechi genderswaps stripping and having an Orgy. The sight instantly breaks your mind.

-------------GAME OVER-----------/////

Wolf_

downdate, @Liam?

Liam

update

-Shido-

Nice, twice in a row.

Centunculus_fur

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

bluehairedemo

OOC: w....w...whaaaaaa?!

-Shido-

Never gets old, got us again @Liam.

FutabaAlibaba

OOC: Damn, anyone got save states?

Wolf_

But why? They were cute.

Liam

You wake up. You're facing the ramen god's palace. Once again, your eyes feel... tainted. This is the second time. You wonder what it could be

-Shido-

(Pretty much the exact same thing happened last test too)

Centunculus_fur

This is less ramen god palace and more troller palace.

-Shido-

Also, we heading to the actual thread now?

bluehairedemo

.... Okay...

Akamoto_Shinji

I get the feeling that wasn't as bad as the last time.

bluehairedemo

OOC: We should. It's well over time.

Liam

@Wolf_ they may be cute in the image, but that's just what your brain ended up remembering. The truth is... quite... *pukes*

Liam

well, it was heaven -w-

Wolf_

oh...
I will have nightmares thanks to you.

Centunculus_fur

@Liam

seems we have very different definitions of heaven....

Liam

anyway,

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IT'S HEIST TIME !!!!

GREAT PHANTOM THIEVES CONVENE !!!!! STEAL THE FALSE GOD'S HEART !!!!!

-Shido-

To the heist thread!

Wolf_

LETÂ´S-A GO!!! *JUMPS*

Liam

oh wait what ? we're not doing it here ?

Akamoto_Shinji

I friggin love this song.

-Shido-

(Someone link it please)

Liam

ok._.

Centunculus_fur

Hoist the flag the thieves are pillaging your heart and drinking your fears!

-Shido-

Wasn't that the point of the other thread? (The heist one?)

Liam

I mean yeah, but I like this thread name more

bluehairedemo

OOC: I think that one is forever lost.

Wolf_

hOLD IT!

Liam

yeah. just do it here

3xcal1bur

I'm leaving someone tell me when the raid is happening

Liam

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UPDATE

-Shido-

RIP, if it is dead, let's just do it here.

Liam

excal it's happenin' now

Akamoto_Shinji

https://phansite.net/forum/topic.php?topic=5510

Wolf_

I cant find it