I hear it's amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm in flap-jaw space with
the tuning fork does a raw blink on Hara-kiri Rock. I need scissors! 61!

Kefka's nihilistic monolgues

here are some examples from wiki

Why do people insist on creating things that will inevitably be destroyed? Why do people cling to life, knowing that they must someday die? ...Knowing that none of it will have meant anything once they do?
Why do you build, knowing destruction is inevitable? Why do you yearn to live, knowing all things must die? (Alternate version of the previous line which appears in the Anthology FMV)
And did you all find your "somethings" in this broken world that just won't die?
Bleh! You people make me sick! You sound like lines from a self-help book! If that's how it's going to be... I'll snuff them all out! Every last one of your sickening, happy little reasons for living!
Hee-hee-hee! But what fun is destruction if no "precious" lives are lost?
Life... Dreams... Hope... Where do they come from? And where do they go...? Such meaningless things... I'll destroy them all!

The appearing Dragon.
That appearance is majestic.

Long time no see.
My trauma.

This is bad.
This guy is dangerous after seeing its status again.
Picking the best of both Kaguna and Geere, and even more.
There's no chance at all.

The skill composition and the defensive ability that surpass Kaguna.
The skill composition and the speed that surpass Geere.
In addition, the high magic ability that both Kaguna and Geere don't have.
The worst thing is it can even use "Dark Magic" that's my weapon.
It's too troublesome that it has "Dark Resistance".

A perfect all-rounder.
It can attack, it can protect.
Therefore, it's strong even at the rear, and because it doesn't have a weakness, it won't lose.
It can be said that it's an ideal existence.

Haha.
When it's so amazing, it can even make me laugh.
Ah, I'm glad.
The fear that I felt at that time was a real thing.
The fear that I felt at that time was right.
I will admit it.
Earth Dragon Alaba, you are strong.
To the extent that I think that I who became so strong can't win easily.
Rather, it's a formidable enemy that I should resolve to be defeated

Scary.
And yet, I'm happy.
Ah, I'm happy.
Now, I have grown to be able to fight against the opponent who I was not able to do anything but to tremble and hide at that time.
Earth Dragon Alaba.
Are you ready?
I'm ready.

If it's your perception level, you should have noticed that I was alive at that time, right?
You noticed me, and you overlook me because I'm a worthless thing, right?
That arrogance, I make you regret.

Thank you.
You taught me the terror of death.
Therefore, there's the present me.
I escape from you, escape and escape, and at the end after escaping safely is the present me.
Let me thank you.

And, die.
As the hateful existence that gave the fear of death to me for the first time.
I will kill you with my hands.
I will overcome your fear by doing so.
I won't escape from you anymore.
Let's put an end to this long, long escaping life.

Here I go.

THAT kind of monologue, the kind that make the site want you to split your post.

oh, also, not really a monologue, just a quote, but I've always loved it,

It's FF XII's balthier's quote

"I play the leading man, who else?"
that and his superbe voice make for a real fun character

nah. You're asking too much

No, long monologue are where it's at.