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Kazuya
Kazu-chan's Odd Jobs
Okay...I kind of need money, and I will do any job for it...well, most jobs.
Anyway, you can come in or whatever.
*Kazuya yawns as he sits on his chair, with his legs on the desk*
Akamoto_Nanaka
I'll pay the for a massage Kazy!
Akamoto_Nanaka
*you
-Reaper-
You can work at my cafe
Tatsuya
I'll pay you to take me demon taming.
Kazuya
I'm sorry Reaper, I'm trying to make a living by myself...
*Turns to look at Nanaka*
Hey, I was wondering where you were...but can you repeat what you just said? I think I didn't hear...
Akamoto_Nanaka
A massage Kazy M.A.S.S.A.G.E.
Kazuya
*Looks at Tatsuya*
I can help with that, okay...but we'll have to find a place were demons are...!
Kazuya
*Kazuya just stays there for a while*
A massage....M.A.S.S.A.G.E...what does she mean...?
*Then it hits him as he blushes*
A MASSAGE!?
*Kazuya clears his throat*
So...how much?
Tatsuya
Actually I found one. Haven't connected it to the Nexus yet though.

OOC: Yup it's a total cop out.
Akamoto_Nanaka
Any price!
--Morgana--
Ooh, ooh, can I have a massage too, Princess Nanaka!?
Akamoto_Nanaka
You want Kazy to give you a message too Mona-kun?
Kazuya
Alright Tatsuya, we'll fo that right after I...*Sighs*
Right after I'm finished with Nana...
Also, Nana? Just pay me with whatever you want, but a lot of money would be the best thing ever.
Mako-chan
@--Morgana--
She's the one GETTING the massage
Kazuya
Huh? You want a massage, cat?
Do you want me to pet you?
Okay...but that costs money.
Akamoto_Nanaka
But how would he do that? You don't have any...
Mido
If you gather demons, I shall grant you a discount on more... esoteric methods of fusion and summoning from the compendium.
Kazuya
Huh? What are YOU doing here Mido?
You also want a massage or something?
Akamoto_Nanaka
OK!
*puts sack of yen on counter, then strips completely naked and lays on the couch face down*
--Morgana--
No! Kazuya probably smells like demon blood! I want one from Princess Nanaka! I will pay, I swear!
Mido
I require no services from you, but merely wish to assist you in the act of saving money. Money saved is akin to money made after all. I shall be off. Be sure to give the lady a fine massage.
Mako-chan
@Kazuya
If you nose bleed, I got your back.
--Morgana--
...*nosebleed and faint from the sudden strip*
3xcal1bur
I'll pay you to chug a gallon of milk
*slams down 3000 ¥
Mako-chan
Oh no, the cat is bleeding, someone help...
Tatsuya
Kaz I'll pay you a few mill is that good for now?
Kazuya
Too bad Mona, she doesn't work for me so you might want to ask her that another time.
*Kazuya gets closer to Nana, slightly blushing*
Okay...it'll be fine Kaz, this can't get any weirder...
*He begins the massage after putting on some lotion*
Kazuya
Leave the milk on my desk
*He says as he points at his desk*
And Tatsuya I'll do it for free...on the condition that you work with me here from now on!
Tatsuya
On these odd jobs or other stuff? I've been willing to work with for a while though so whatever.
Akamoto_Nanaka
Haaah, you're really good with your hands Kazy!
-Labrys-
*taps temple of head and focuses intently on Kazuya and Nanaka*
Akamoto_Nanaka
I saw that Laby! Are you recording this?
Mako-chan
It feels wrong to watch these thread... but I feel the need to...
Kazuya
That's great, Tat-
*Hears what Nana said*
Don't say that kind of stuff, people will get the wrong idea!
*Says Kazuya with embarrassment*
-Labrys-
*whistles innocently*
Akamoto_Nanaka
But it feeeels gooood.
Kazuya
Yeah, I know but after that dream you had I...would prefer it if you don't yell too much, or I'll have to shut your mouth by force!
*Thinks for a moments*
....
I mean...with my hand or something else, I dunno!
Tatsuya
Phrasing boom!
-Labrys-
"Something else"? ;)
hazama
Do you handle pest control?
Tatsuya
What kind of pests Hazama?
Akamoto_Nanaka
So you want to shut my mouth with something Kazy? I'd be OK with that. *giggle*

Laby how much for the recording?
-Labrys-
*rubs chin thinking back to @Akamoto_Nanaka's dream*

The one where you said you'd shave next time? Did you?
Kazuya
Shut it, NanAND SHUT IT YOU TOO LABRYS!
Akamoto_Nanaka
@Labrys Not yet. I don't know if Kazy prefers shaved or not.
-Labrys-
*shrugs and winks to @Akamoto_Nanaka*
-Labrys-
He likes smooth. Why else would he use lotion with you?
Akamoto_Nanaka
Hey Kazy? Do you prefer girls that are shaved down there? Or do you like a small bit of hair?
Kazuya
*Kazuya suddenly stops, as if trying to process what he just heard*
...
I don't have a preference.
*He says in a robotic tone as he goes back to the massage. Turning more and more red by the second*
Akamoto_Nanaka
I'll just keep a tuff of it then.
*giggle*
Kazuya
IT'S NOT LIKE WE'LL EVER...anyway...so? Is this enough? I've been massaging you for a while now.
-Labrys-
*taps temple*

I think I have enough material.
Akamoto_Nanaka
Only if you wanna stop Kazy, I'd be OK if you wanted to do the front too.
Kazuya
Huh...? What was that, Labrys? *He stares at her in confusion*
Akamoto_Nanaka
*looks hurt* are you saying that you'd never do it with me Kazy?
Mona
I'll pay you to go to sleep
Kazuya
ALRIGHT, WE'RE DONE.
*Kazuya walks toward his deck and takes the milk*
Alright...here goes nothing!
*Kazuya chigs down the entire gallon of milk, and once he's done, hisnexpression shows nothing but regret*
...Doesn't matter...got money...
-Labrys-
I'm just observing. Oh are you going to do the front now?

*seems eager*
hazama
There's this human-sized rodent I want you to deal with. No letting it go, I want it dead outright.

It looks like a girl in a cat hoodie, but I assure you it's nothing but a filthy animal.

If you happen to see a girl with a squirrel tail and next to no clothes on, take care of her too and I'll throw in a bonus.
Akamoto_Nanaka
Kazy? Did I make you mad?
-Labrys-
Oh, you mean @-Taokaka-?
Kazuya
Huh? You mean Tao, Hazama?
Well, it doesn't matter who it is, I'm not a hitman so...I can't help you with that.
Kazuya
No Nana, I'm not mad, just embarrassed...and confused too.
hazama
Aw, but she isn't all human. I'm sure that'd help your conscience a bit. Plus, demons are living beings and I'm sure you've killed your share of those.

Please, I'm begging you.
Kazuya
I kill in self defense and if there is no other way, Hazama.
Besides, she's a pretty cool girl so...I would never do something like that, not even for all the money in the world.
Tatsuya
Hazama what did Tao do? She seems harmless if a bit dull... I'm more likely to help her then you in that fight.
hazama
She's loud and obnoxious. She always gets in my way and for no other reason than she's there and she feels like it.

Plus, I think I'm allergic to her fur...
Kazuya
And why don't you do it, Hazama?
hazama
Well, I figured you could use the cash. Plus, she's very good at running away just when I think I have her. If we're being honest, it's quite annoying.
Tatsuya
Those are reasonable things to dislike her for not kill her. Unless you can convince us she's a danger the answer is no.
Akamoto_Nanaka
OK. I'm sorry Kazy, I'll leave you alone from now on.

*puts her clothes back on and leaves with a sad look.
hazama
Well, I guess I tried. You hero-types really are no fun, you know that?
Tatsuya
*Tatsuya follows her* Hey mind talking? Listen Kazuya's not good with people but I'm​ sure he doesn't want you to leave him alone. He actually really likes ya from what I've seen... Just isn't good at showing it. *He comes back in and overhears Hazama*

Nope not if your idea of fun is murdering people for no reason. Now if you wanna fight sure but I don't kill unless I have to.
-Taokaka-
(OOc I join in and look what I see)

Oooh ! It's green guy ! How'be you been ?
hazama
Oh god, and here I thought I was safe.

I'm outta here.
Kazuya
I like you Hazy, and I may have a gray morality, but assassination isn't my thing.
*Follows Nanaka and tries to stop her*
OI! Don't be like that!