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Kitagawa
Not a Cafe
However, if you ask something of me I may do it... Or insult you for dare asking such a thing from me.
Kitagawa
It would appear that nobody is interested... perhaps I should have made it a cafe instead. Though I lack the funds...
Kitagawa
I will now proceed to talk to myself.

Hello Yusuke, I welcome you to my not-cafe. I assume you are here because you lack the funds to go to an actual cafe?
Kitagawa
Indeed I am, Yusuke. I once again spent it all on some extra paintbrushes. I simply can not help myself.
goroami
I-I wanna support your 'not cafe'
Kitagawa
Please, take a seat. Here we serve absolutely nothing, however it is rather peaceful here. You could perhaps read a book.
-LightningFarron-
Why hello there Mr @Kitagawa
Kitagawa
Oh- someone is here? I apologize I was immensely distracted with talking to myself.
goroami
I brought my Persona 5 artbook filled with pages of Yusuke drawn, maybe I'll take that out.
-Akira_Kurusu-
There's too many cafes where role players take advantage of
-LightningFarron-
I understand the feeling. The world is a lonely place.
Kitagawa
Greetings you two. As you may have noticed, this is not a cafe. Feel free to do whatever you desire.
-LightningFarron-
@-Akira_Kurusu- yep. Probs part of why LeBlanc closed.
-Akira_Kurusu-
I'm actually getting the Persona 5 Take Your Heart Edition this weekend
Tatsuya
Um Yusuke are you alright? If you need food I'd get you some.
-LightningFarron-
Mr @Kitagawa. Could you please roast me.
Kitagawa
It is closed? No.. that can't be. I am sure it will re-open soon.
Tatsuya
OOC: Hey now we don't take advantage of the cafes we just RP in them.
Kitagawa
@-LightningFarron-

I am afraid I do not understand. You want me to roast you? As in cook?

While I am quite hungry, it is not quite at the state where I would be willing to resort to cannibalism.
-Akira_Kurusu-
Tatsuya all you guys do in there is blow up other people's shadows in some weird way and it destroys small threads that I love
Tatsuya
OOC: We do other things then that. And we're trying to do less of that lately it gets out of hand. Also making threads for it.
Kitagawa
He.. blows things up? I ask that you do not cause damage to my not cafe, I worked very hard doing absolutely nothing to craft it.
goroami
@Kitagawa Me.

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-Akira_Kurusu-
I won't let him Kitagawa
Kitagawa
@goroami

Oh- is something the matter?
-Akira_Kurusu-
Kitagawa she gets nosebleeds from seeing you cause your Yusuke
Kitagawa
That sounds rather unhealthy. Perhaps she should go see a doctor.
-LightningFarron-
Fine. Lewd me Mr @Kitagawa
goroami
@Kitagawa Yes... you're to cute... it's killing me...

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-Akira_Kurusu-
Does she enjoy it? 🤔
Kitagawa
@-LightningFarron-

Wh-what?! I most certainly will not "lewd" you! To think a woman of your class would dare ask such a thing of me! I expected more from you! You should be ashamed!
-Akira_Kurusu-
But remember what you tried to do with Ann
-LightningFarron-
*pats @Kitagawa's shoulder*

Right answer. You truly are a gentleman. Forgive me for testing you.
goroami
@-Akira_Kurusu- He did it for art!
Kitagawa
@goroami

Killing you..? I see... perhaps it is for the best that you stop coming near me then. It would upset me greatly to know that I have caused someone's death.
RobowaifuAigis
>Lewd me
Ok I did not see that coming
-Akira_Kurusu-
Sure he did 😓
Kitagawa
@-Akira_Kurusu-

It was for art and nothing more. The female figure is truly a beautiful thing, and Ann truly has one of the finer figures I have seen.

I still wish to paint her one day...
Kitagawa
@-LightningFarron-

Ah.. A test... I see, I apologize for reacting as such then. You simply caught me off guard.
goroami
@Kitagawa Ah! N-No! I meant it in a "good" way? I'd hate to stop coming near you, because at the same time you give me life ;_;.
-Akira_Kurusu-
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Well good luck trying to convince her
-LightningFarron-
*nods*

It is alright Mr @Kitagawa. Is there anything I can do for you? In return for being our host.
Kitagawa
@goroami

A good way to die..? That makes absolutely no sense. Death is the end, it is not meant to be enjoyable.
Tatsuya
Hey when stuff blows up I get it fixed guys. It's not that big a deal. Or always my fault!
Kitagawa
OOC:

Gotta prepare for bed, working early tomorrow zzzz...
goroami
@Kitagawa True, unless you're by my side, then I could die peacefully.
goroami
Hope you have a good night!
-LightningFarron-
Goodnight and sleep well Mr @Kitagawa
-Akira_Kurusu-
I think what she meant was "I want you to notice me then I will die a peaceful death."