Pour coffee on your pants?

Pour nothing into your pants because you are a normal member of society?

I swear to god if you pour coffee on your pants AGAIN...

You are correct.

Now I ask that you watch the magic happen. I have a fresh pot of coffee and it shall burn off my flesh like none before it.

Sadistic.


I love it.

My flesh shall melt once more. Truly it has been quite some time since I have last done this. I have missed this feeling...

This unspeakable pain...

IC: *There is only incoherent screaming.*
OOC: *Internally there is only incoherent screaming*

Are you sure this is an OOC thread?

Kitagawa, do you need a hospital? For the insane?

IC AND OOC: He probably does @Mako-chan.

Does anyone else wish to indulge in the glory of pants coffee? The coffee maker I use is of a type meant for use in restaurants, meaning it makes its coffee rather quickly.

You will not have to wait long at all to experience this beautiful pain.

IC: *Makes a break for it*
OOC: No.

@Kitagawa
I'll pour hot molten tar on my pants if you want...

Very well, more coffee for me. My burns shall have burns. Perhaps by the time this is complete my entire lower half will be melted off.

@IamThou Please don't. This is technically an OOC thread.

Nah I'm totally kidding you need some help, Kitagawa.