You missed out on Satan making out with a snow sculpture.

also a cat punched Crepes into deep space, and a different cat pushed over a drink machine, as cats do.

It sounds like I may have missed a considerable amount. Ah.. if only I could've been here...

I'm very interested in ....pouring hot coffee in my pants. What do you recommend me for pouring coffee in my pants? Oh and nothing happened much.

I recommend you use fresh coffee. It helps to have a powerful coffee maker, however any kind will suffice. It's simply that the more quality ones can produce hotter coffee.

And then when your pot of coffee is done you simply use one of your hands to hold your pants open and use the other one to pour the coffee.

ok but why would you pour coffee on your pants

Not on my pants, in them. There is a difference.

Thank you. I will try this later.

because you enjoy it