It was a cool summer day, me and Taokaka had just finished a big picnic in the park together. Our stomachs were stuffed and our brains were tired. Somewhere in our drowsy conversations, I told her about the inspirations for my phanfic. Basically I just explained how obsessed I am with love and how that leads to my inspiration. One thing led to another, and Tao-chan asked me…

“Cat Lady… what is love?” Her eyes, which could only be described as terrifyingly innocent, looked up at me. I wasn’t sure how to respond to that, without breaking out into song, of course. So I kind of just looked at her until the words came to me, and they came surprisingly easy.

“Love… love is the feeling you get when you’re around someone that you want to be around forever, and it’s what hurts you when you aren’t around them. Basically, if you love someone, it just means you want to be as close to them as possible.” I’m not going to lie, I was proud of myself after that great description.

Tao-chan looked up at me with a blank expression. “Tao don’t get it, but okay.” Yeah, I didn’t expect her to. Most humans can’t comprehend it either, so I wouldn’t expect her to. “Tao still wanna feel it!”

She threw me off guard with that response. My mind was racing at the thought of what she could’ve mean, and my heart started to pound.

Before I knew it, Tao-chan crawled over to mean, wrapping me up with her giant paws and resting her head on my shoulder. My face felt hot, my heart felt like it was about to explode. Dammit Tao-chan, I realize you don’t know any better, but still, you’re so cute, I feel like I’m about to die!

“Tao’s chest… it feels heavy… Tao like it…” Holy crap!! Does she actually like me? I was nervous. This is what I’ve been dreaming of, so why am I so scared right now? She piped up again. “Tao wanna try something. Close your eyes, Cat Lady, and promise you won’t look at Tao…”

I did as she asked. I couldn’t think straight, so I just acted without a second thought. She turned my head towards her, and I could feel her face inching closer to mine. I don’t think she even realizes what she’s doing, but I couldn’t complain. Our lips met, and it was a feeling I couldn’t even describe. I didn’t even know what I was kissing, but I loved it. I threw my arms around her and indulged in her sweet, warm lips. They were smooth, her lips felt and tasted kind of like the dough of a meatbun. Who knows, maybe I was making out with a living, breathing, meatbun. I don’t know how long we were there teaching each other what love was, it was probably minutes, but to me, it only felt like a few seconds before our lips had to say their goodbyes.

Tao-chan looked at me with a look of astonishment unlike any I’ve ever seen from her. “Wow Cat Lady, you’re amazing… I think Tao understand…” She then let out a huge yawn. “Tao sleepy… night night Cat Lady.” Tao-chan curled up and began to snooze in the grass.

All the food we had must’ve made her sleepy, and I was feeling pretty dazed and tired after what just happened, so I decided to curl up next to her. I only shut my eyes for a few seconds before I felt two giant paws pressing my body up against hers and proceeding to wrap around me like two big blankets. “No,” she mumbled “sleep with Tao…” And so, I fell asleep clinging to the girl I love, just the two of us taking a catnap in the park.

And to this day, I still have no idea what’s under Tao-chan hood, but damn. Whatever is under that adorable cat hoodie is the best kisser I’ve ever known.

>///> T-Tao doesn't really know what to say... She wasn't expecting this kind of story...

Haha... yeah... it's the only type of story I'm good at... I hope you don't think it's weird or anything...

How can you say all that with a straight face dude xD

lewd

No clue. It just happens.

Tao doesn't know how she feels about it.. >.> But Tao doesn't think it's weird.

YES!! If I can get one "lewd" per phanfic, I'm happy.

Apparently I missed a lot because I just saw a Taokaka and was like oh I recognize that character
and then the next thing I see about Taokaka is this phanfiction jfc things seem to have uh
escalated

Aww... thanks Tao-chan.

(yeah, she appeared and now I have a new waifu)