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Maos school for gifted kids and animals and things
Hello and welcome to the new official MaoCorp educational facility, that is in a building that definitely was not previously abandoned and I just took it without paying for it. Please take a seat and I will teach you what you want to know.
Why is sex-ed called the birds and the bees? Who the fuck came up with that stupid name?
Can you teach me how to get away with murder?
Can you touch me how to find true love?
@Miku Just watch the show, How To Get Away With Murder.
Teach me the meaning of life Senpai
@goroami

Thanks! I will never get caught again!
Mao
@goroami this is because bees die when they mate, and often end up falling into birds nests, so kinda like a praying mantis, the bee will be consumed after sexual intercourse. Of course the man who coined this term was Mark twain.
@Mao Fascinating...
Mao
@Miku carbon monoxide and swamps

@morgana get rich

@pure_guy there is no meaning
Are we talking about sex, murder, or both?
So, how do humans behave normally? Asking for a non-human friend.
Heh "gifted"
The gifted do not stop at nor stoop to nihilism, Mao.
Mao
@-Akira_Kurusu- ...both? What else is there to talk about?
Don't ask me
What is the best way to kill someone?
Mao
@LuxTenebris you don't it's impossible

@HifumiTogo get your own class
Are lobsters mermaids to scorpions?
Teach me how to get rich then!

I mean, I get treasure, but my "roommate" always blows all the money on dinner parties for his friends...
Mao
@Miku do you want the rush of the kill or do you want to not get caught?
@goroami

I ask that you back off. That is my line.
Both!
@Kitagawa Y-You watched that video too?
Mao
@goroami no, lobsters do not have a poisonous barb at the end of their tails, plus lobsters have tasty meat on em, along with that they are worth lost of money. This is why lobsters are far superior to scorpions.
The best way to kill someone is to smash them
@goroami

Indeed I did.
@Mao But you can eat scorpions too.
@Kitagawa I fucking love you.

So much.
Mao
@--Morgana-- have a rich family, if not, try to come up with an original idea, just remember, don't trust anyone
No! It's not smashing! I'm not gonna smash you Akira!
Mao
@Miku for something that won't get you caught, try different poisons, many mushrooms are good for this, as they are hard to detect, but a good backstabbing is always a rush
Okay! So I should try to poison the person with a poisonous plant? Like wolfsbane?
Please smash me
Hey! Akira! Want me to get you something to drink?
No thank you
Mao
@Miku if the police can't detect it, it should be a-ok.
I know what you're planning
That's too bad! I was gonna smash you after you drink this tea I made!
*takes tea and gulps it down*
Pretty good
Hehe! I poisoned it!
Eh, do I have to save this guy's life...?
*starts to have a seizure because why not*
Hooray! He's dying!
It feels so good *starts laughing*
Hurry up and die already!
Never! *dies*
Mao
Oh no my student is dead
Who said I was your student? *Arsene emerges from his body and starts taking*
Mao
You know, I kinda just assumed, you were in class today and all...
I never was apart of it I just came her to get smashed by Miku
Goodnight Miku please smash me again tomorrow when I coms back from Shujin