the after party - Phansite Archive

Yo, it's 4:20am and life is hell. what's good.

oh damn u rite
u rite oh damn

shit, yu got in the way of my support for PoppaFrost

Will smashing occur?

Did someone say incredible and/or edible?

1.Poppafrost and onii-chan yall can heck off
2.Yu you're cool m'dude keep cruising
3.Unit024 ALRIGHT IM A SEXUALLY FRUSTRATED MIDDLE SCHOOLER LETS GO.

-COMMENCING THE FUCK-

You graduated high school tho?

WAX DISS SALTEE M33T

I AM EVERYONES POPPA
GIVE POPPA SOME LOVE

Did everyone here manage to get drunk.

What's behind that lock Poppa?

I love it when people have me in their mouth and just gobbling this nice meat right up

THAT IS NONE OF YOUR CONCERN, HO

Cause it really seems like it.

Fight me you fat fuck

Sexually frustrated? Does that mean your angry cause you can't smash?

THIS IS THE MOST AMOUNT OF PEOPLE TO EVER SHOW UP AT MY PARTY!!!

-BigPoppaFrost has left the game-

@imtherealklib correction. Im a sexually frustrated college dropout

WHEN SPAM IS ON YOUR TABLE EVERY MEAL IS A PARTY!

@TheSixthSiren aren't we all

REACH OUT TO THE TRUTH

AIGIS HIT ME UP WITH THAT BOOZE MY BOI

I'm Yu Narukami! The Kingpin of Steeeeeeeeeeel!

Gotta get all the truth!

With SPAM, you can brighten up your sex life by adding a bit of SPAM to your partners bottom canyon and eating it like its your last meal

I think you forgot something about a complex, Yu...

Yu-san is a lolicon!

Nah, that's not important.

You can brighten up anyone's mood with SPAM in their orifice!

oh god. not the lolis.

*hands @RobowaifuUnit024 the booze*
Here you go.

Dammit spam I'll give you some new orifices. I have a knife.

Yu is actually The Sister Complex Kingpin of Steel

Did someone say lolis?

in between "hosting" this party and avoiding sleep im busy looking at anime traps.

A sister complex isn't specifically sexual in fact it's an excessive overprotectiveness therefore in definition against said little sister having sex.

But Siren you're a trap yourself.

OK klib i swear to GOD if you have a loli complex.

i am a trap. yes. this is true.

Nothing complex about it.

ugh,.....even for me that joke was in bad taste.

Traps are meant to be tripped.

My sensors indicate a filthy lolicon.

Should I commence the annihilation?

YOU DONT KNOW ME ONII-CHAN

I AM A TRAP

Go for it 024, i'll provide cover fire with my nerf sniper.

I support you siren you can be a bear trap if you want don't let anyone tell you otherwise.

Thanks grim. That's the kind of support i need for this transition into an inanimate object

Trippity traps, drugs are wack.

I'm what is referred to as a "reverse trap"

Reverse? What does that mean?

one sec ill pull up a well known reference

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Naoto looks good as a guy and a girl

I refuse to believe that 10 and 9 aren't in the 2 and 3 spots after Naoto.

Blasphemy!

I'm just happy Naoto is number 1.

What's up with the emo kid?

As a fan of the Kino novels I'm like scratching my head because I don't know if Kino counts as a reverse trap tbh

this was honestly the only thing i could be bothered to find at 5am.

I have to admit my knowledge of reverse traps is very limited.

expand your mind friend. welcome the opposite of what you know best into your heart.

WHY THE HELL ARE YOU STILL UP!?

@TheSixthSiren you say that as if what I knew best was regular traps.

Nah, not you Akira. My sister.

I am everything right now.

LIFE IS HELL AND IM DYING FROM THE HEAT

We're all dying, slowly but we are.

it is 12:12 pm to me

is it possible to get a fever from a sunburn?

How bad is the sunburn?

Weaklings. It's 5:12 here and im still going strong

@Yu-Narukami how much did you drink tonight buddy? You're getting a bit emo.

My brother is still awake so that's why I'm still here

I'm on the 6th shot and it's 2:14.

Hibiki we're in the same timezone so fite me

and the sunburn didnt seem too bad at first but now its hell

I know we're in the same timezone
I will fite thee cuz you are weak

Yeahhhhh.....don't talk sun to her Siren...she's got it worse than us

Ok but odds are she uses sunscreen

i dont

im lazy and forgetful

Sunscreen is for the weak

Sounds like you live on the east so I doubt it gets that hot siren.

California is scorching hot during Summer

Not horribly hot, just muggy and humid

I can confirm I hate sunscreen and never use it

That is true, can confirm.

California has a dry climate, it never gets humid.

even considering where i live, in the summer, when i go to the beach or camping, no sunscreen, ever

Klib you never go to the lake tho. The front lot this weekend was hell without the shade.

Yup it gets up to 120 degrees or so here.

@CualiqueXSora: Post's cringe, delete it.

I've been in the Sun for half of my life even though my medications reject it and surprisingly I have never gotten sunburned or tanned

Unfortunately it does still get a bit humid from time to time albeit not too often.

@-Akira_Kurusu- calm down my dude! I'm just here to be happy!

I don't go to the lake because I work weekends you freeloading scrub

Happy and drunk or just happy?

HEY! I'm gonna write my resume today Baka onii-chan!!

Also if you rat on mum or dad about me being up all night I'll steal your cat.

what a dastardly weeb
stealing cats....

Would that be considered cat napping....

Rat on them for you being a freeloader? I think they know?

Also you have your grumpy old bitch cat, leave my neko out of this

Ariel was screaming last night. I almost thought I younger brother was gonna choke her out.