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Kitagawa
Disney Princess Kitagawa
I just want you all to know that this morning I have attracted a mole to me somehow. This is the first mole I have gotten to come to me. Normally I simply attract squirrels, chipmunks, and birds.

Please comment on this good mole. I want to know what people think of him.
Mako-chan
Is this legit? Kitagawa are you a druid?
Bgammax
keep him. If you for some reason end up in prison, he can help dig you out of there. Always be friends with things that would help dig you out of prison.
Kitagawa
This is legit. I live on a campground and just today I have actually attracted a few young chipmunks and I fed them peanuts from my hands.
TheSixthSiren
send me a picture of this "mole" so i can see how much of a "good boy" he really is.
AdachiImouto
Give it glasses and name it Bottles.
pure-anon
good choice, @AdachiImouto!!
pixie
Recruit it; try offering it random garbage or letting it drain your life. Maybe you could even fuse it with a squirrel and get a badger of something
Migrant
Kitagawa now needs to sing a song about romance.
Kitagawa
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Here is the mole emerging from his home.
Kitagawa
Please comment on the mole.
TheSixthSiren
Yes. He is a very good boy. Very nice.
Bgammax
He definitely has experience digging. Very useful in case you need to break into or out of prison.
Kitagawa
I do not intend to go to prison but I will keep this mole in mind if I ever end up there.
Bgammax
its not just for you, maybe one of your friends will end up in prison somehow, the mole can help in that scenario too.
Kitagawa
You have forgotten that I am pathetic and I do not have friends.
Bgammax
I thought you were friends with squirrels and other wilderness animals. Those squirrels are in on some shady dealings. It is not out of the question for one of them to get arrested.
TheSixthSiren
I'll be your friend.
--Morgana--
SO CUTE!!

You should leave him food every day!
Kitagawa
I do leave him food every day, it's why he approached me.

And then I fed him more. I love this mole.
--Morgana--
Does he eat right out of your hand yet or is he just coming close?
Kitagawa
He is just coming close. Perhaps soon I will have him eating from my hand.
-Akira_Kurusu-
Or eat him
Kitagawa
I WILL NOT EAT HIM.
Bgammax
if he eats the mole the mole won't be able to help break anyone out of prison. That is the OPPOSITE of what we want
-Akira_Kurusu-
Why not? I'm sure he tastes good
Kitagawa
It's a mole he probably tastes like dirt and disease.
Bgammax
but then if he or someone else ends up in prison, the mole won't be helping them escape. Why even befriend a mole if it can't help people escape prison?
Kitagawa
Please... just let me love my mole......
TheSixthSiren
kitagawa, how many different animals have you attracted in your life?
Bgammax
yes, the idea is for you to love your mole, and then call in a favor if someone ends up in prison.
--Morgana--
NO DONT EAT HIM

He deserves to live and eat nommies from the hand <3
Hillock
You can love your mole. He wants some love too.
-Akira_Kurusu-
The mole has Ebola and is a carrier of Zika
Kitagawa
@TheSixthSiren

I have attracted dogs, cats, squirrels, chipmunks, toads, frogs, rabbits, deer, and coyotes. (The coyotes were not a good one though.) And now I can add moles to that list.

If we count bugs I have also attracted dragonflies and moths.
Bgammax
You've attracted Deer?
You really are a Disney Princess. That's amazing.
Hillock
Well, thats some animal power, I give you that.
-Akira_Kurusu-
Animal planet
Kitagawa
I could not get the deer to eat from my hands though, but I managed to get it to come somewhat close to me using some tasty crackers that it was interested in.
--Morgana--
I have a crow that always comes back for food at my apartment~ it loves rice xD
Un0
I know you have a pair of lobsters. Can I eat them?
-Akira_Kurusu-
You mean Akechi?
Kitagawa
Oh, I forgot to add birds to my list.

Anyways all of the crows that used to hang out around me have moved on. So has the falcon.

The only bird that is my friend now is this young mourning dove that likes to dance while I watch.
Kitagawa
Fun fact about lobsters: I actually bought all of the Walmart lobsters once because I wanted them and also I had money. Unfortunately most Walmarts no longer stock live lobsters.
-Akira_Kurusu-
Cool story bro
Un0
Do you attract mosquitoes?
Kitagawa
@Un0

I actually do not attract mosquitoes surprisingly. It has been at least five years since I last got a single bite from one.
-Akira_Kurusu-
I've never been bit by anything
Un0
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Mmmm....
Un0
CRAP WRONG THREAD
Un0
IM SORRY D:
TheSixthSiren
fun fact, you can get multiple big lobsters for dirt cheap when you buy them from rural fishing ports.
Kitagawa
LOBSTER MURDER. YOU MONSTER.
-Akira_Kurusu-
Siren knows of the ancient ways
Kitagawa
I don't live near any ocean waters I am in the middle of a forest by a lake. The lake does not have lobsters in it. But it has turtles. The turtles are fantastic.
-Akira_Kurusu-
Ok.
Kitagawa
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Here is a baby turtle I found a while ago.
Migrant
Turtles are da bess.
Migrant
Turtles are da bess.
Un0
Here's a photo of a turtle I saw last night
http://www.wallacesarthousescotland.com/wp-content/files_mf/cache/th_b53e77fe0a9d30e377d77b66d1b10e74_lockness_monster3.jpg
Kitagawa
Yes, I love turtles very much. Unfortunately though I have not attracted any, I simply stumble upon them from time to time and have to move them to the lake lest they get into the pool instead.
Un0
It looks like a finger.
Kitagawa
@Un0

I think that's a bear.
-Akira_Kurusu-
It's a dinosaur
Enigma
How adorable!
Un0
"No, dude... that's a bike..."
Grim
Don't tell that mole any of your secrets.
goroami
@Un0 Isn't that the Lochness Monster or... whatever it's called?
Un0
@goroami No, it's a giraffe.
goroami
@Un0 What, really?
Un0
@goroami Here's a picture for comparison.
http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2007/12/14/science/whale.jpg