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KensukeKurosaki
@IAmThou
I have a proposition for you, sir
-Akira_Kurusu-
Assuming genders is fun
Mao
I'm suspicious... you'd better not be liam
KensukeKurosaki
Nope, I've been here lots longer than Liam, albeit not on this account
IamThou
What is it Kurosaki?
-Akira_Kurusu-
I'll make sure Kurosaki doesn't smash from the back door
KensukeKurosaki
I need your help, can you hold a sign up outside Untouchable which says 50% off, and i will grant you the power to make whoever you wish fall in love with you, or some other neat magic tricks. I could show you a Grimore.
KensukeKurosaki
Or any other payment which you suggest
KensukeKurosaki
We need a cute maid girl to draw in customers basically
-Akira_Kurusu-
Child labor
KensukeKurosaki
Nope, part time job
bluehairedemo
AHEM. That's my daughter.
-Akira_Kurusu-
Sure it is
KensukeKurosaki
It'll on be for about an hour...My boss there is pretty finicky. Adachi can be a scary guy
-Akira_Kurusu-
Can I throw a hoe in the TV?
KensukeKurosaki
@bluehairedemo, come on I've known you and your daughter since the day she joined. This is a good thing, besides, don't you want unimaginable power
-Akira_Kurusu-
No op shit
bluehairedemo
Who are you again?
-Akira_Kurusu-
Boi
KensukeKurosaki
-Mishima- second account after first one got fucked, i was your camera name. At the wedding
-Akira_Kurusu-
Did someone die at ze wedding
bluehairedemo
-Mishima-?! It's been forever since I've seen you!
-Akira_Kurusu-
Iz it teh admin?
Mao
Camera name?
KensukeKurosaki
Cameraman, yeah, my account got stolen a couple weeks back so i have been using this account and also @Tohru-Adachi as well
-Akira_Kurusu-
Admin or no
KensukeKurosaki
So can i hire your daughter for a part time job, she will just be holding a sign nothing else
KensukeKurosaki
I'm not the admin, i was just a mishima rp
bluehairedemo
I dunno... you'd have to ask Aigis too.
-Akira_Kurusu-
Fuck
KensukeKurosaki
Ok, 1 min
KensukeKurosaki
....How old is Lavenza btw
KensukeKurosaki
I imagine she is double the age of the twins
bluehairedemo
I have no idea. Older than me.
KensukeKurosaki
......Can't she get a part time job on her own then.. without permissions, i mean, she is old enough to get a proper desk job or something
KensukeKurosaki
She worked as a maid too, does she need permission​ to hold a sign
bluehairedemo
You do realize she looks younger than she really is right?
KensukeKurosaki
I do, that's why i asked her age
KensukeKurosaki
I'm asking why she needs permission from you and aigis to get a job
bluehairedemo
... Cuz she's still my little girl...
KensukeKurosaki
Do you ask your parents if you can get a job when your 30?
KensukeKurosaki
Well, i suppose i don't have an issue I just wanted to discuss that while i wait, there are weird people out there after all
bluehairedemo
My parents are dead.
-Akira_Kurusu-
She's old enough to smash
-Akira_Kurusu-
Loser
IamThou
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I'm sorry, Kurosaki-san but...I'm afraid that job will attract the attention of creepy old men.

I'm not comfortable around those.
KensukeKurosaki
@bluehairedemo, mine too, i feel you man *taps shoulder*
KensukeKurosaki
@IamThou, it will be at a gun shop, and we will have a guard stationed outside who will dismiss any undesirable people, how does that sound
KensukeKurosaki
Perhaps @Hazama could be muscle
IamThou
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A-a g-gun shop? Now I'm even more scared.
-Akira_Kurusu-
I can accompany you Lavenza
KensukeKurosaki
No no, model guns, they are not real. Just for enthusiastic people, all you do is stand on the main Street with a sign, we will have two people with you to keep you safe and away from any creepy old men ect, and you will also get any reward of your choice, even the Grimore
KensukeKurosaki
What say thee?
KensukeKurosaki
We will provide any security you wish
bluehairedemo
@-Akira_Kurusu-
Stay away from my daughter. Another version of you added horrible things to coffee.
-Akira_Kurusu-
It's not my fault if she gets raped by Iwai then
KensukeKurosaki
.....Actually i think it was cake, i added @Haru-Okamura to cake, also dude, cmon how long I've known you now,over a month, i mean no harm, besides it was just Haru flavour, and it only exploded into joy and sunshine
bluehairedemo
@-Akira_Kurusu-
Begone!
-Akira_Kurusu-
Iwai loves his girls
KensukeKurosaki
...Ok sir, i will accept you demand, just know that this is not the end, you could have had unimaginable power, but instead you did this, prepare for war
bluehairedemo
@KensukeKurosaki
Wha? Dude, I was talking to Akira.
KensukeKurosaki
Oh...Ok, good i was about to destroy this dimension
-Akira_Kurusu-
Just us two protag fags
KensukeKurosaki
Nevermind i didn't have my glasses n misread
RobowaifuAigis
.... I don't trust it.
-Akira_Kurusu-
Trust what?
KensukeKurosaki
Trust what,me ,akira, coffee?
bluehairedemo
It's a no from the both of us.
-Akira_Kurusu-
How do you know?
KensukeKurosaki
Fair enough, I'll ask someone else, thank you for your consideration
bluehairedemo
@-Akira_Kurusu-
Shut up.
-Akira_Kurusu-
There's something going here
-Akira_Kurusu-
Yuki's acting very strange