I set up my final drink machine and nobody takes not but a sip.

Disappointment follows

I may be partially dead and robotic but I will be happy to assist you.....Do you have cream soda?

It has all drinks imaginable

Why a drink machine though? I've always been curious.

*cracks open a bottle of champaign island soda and chugs it*

Refreshing with a tingly sensation . Thank you for the drink user island soda has been a personal favourite.

@Yu-Narukami
because drink machines are the truth.
they will help you crack open a cold one.

but what's the point in cracking open a cold one without the boys?

@Bgammax
Who said the boys aren't there, waiting for you?