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Cooking With "Siren"

How to prepare a classic, French-Canadian pizza.

Step one: Pull out your ingredients; REAL bacon bits, green olives, Kirkland Frozen Pepperoni Pizza(tm)

Step two: Preheat oven to boxes instruction.

Step three: Slice your olives into slices.

Step four: Once oven is preheated, assemble your pizza. Add extra mozzarella cheese if necessary.

Step five: Cook to boxes instructions, or until the extra cheese is golden brown

Step six: Let sit for 2 minutes. Slice and serve!

BONE APPLE TEET.

TheSixthSiren

Bonus Points if you burn your oven mitt or yourself in the process.

Yu-Narukami

I set myself on fire, did I do this right?

TheWorld

I failed in step 1

Un0

I only have REAL bacon bits... and I just ate all of them.

Hibiki

I got to step 1 and started screaming at how bad green olives are how do i proceed im confused

Un0

BONE APP THE TEETH

ChaosTrash

Damn, I've got serious competition, I'll have to step my game up for next time

TheSixthSiren

@Yu-Narukami You normie, go all out and burn your house down or don't even try the bonus.
@TheWorld Don't worry, we're all failures on my cooking show
@Un0 Welp, you've essentially just eaten dog treats, congrats.
@Hibiki Don't talk smack about green olives girly. These the good good. They stuffed with garlic.
@ChaosTrash STEP IT UP BOIIIIII

Hibiki

Oh, green olives with garlic, you're right hteyre not bad

theyre terrible

Ari3s

0/10 this recipe gave me hypernova implosive diarrhea.

Inari

mommy siren