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Bus.
*transforms into a bus* Anyone care for a ride?
I'll drive.
*stares in awe*

KITTY CAN GO VROOM?

*leaps inside of the bus*
@-Light-Yagami- do you... know how -to drive?
Of course. *steps on the accelerator with all his might*
@Bgammax meow. Nice to see ya, Gamma-chan
*gets accelerated* Wooooah! Ahhhhh!
Wait, i'll go with you :)
*is jerked back by the sudden acceleration*

Hey! At least warn someone before you hit it like that.
Driver, stop the car! There's someone behind us!
I already did.
Good, hm? What this button does?
The buttons don't actually do anything if I don't let them
.... So you control the random buttons, but not the accelerator? That's a weird limit kitty-van
Let's go! *slams the accelerator again*
*Bikusen walks up.* What is this, a cat themed motor vehicle?...
Why you react each time i press it?

"Taptaptaptaptaptaptaptap"
Carefull, there is a shadow.
Stop it, that tickles!
*drives past the shadow*
@Mona
My apologies
wow, you're actually a pretty good driver accelerator guy.

And why are you tickling the kitty maid-guy?
@-Light-Yagami-
Nice dodge, he didn't see us.
@Bgammax
I just pressed that button.
Please, I am not a kitty
Where are we going exactly?
Yeah.... i guess I shouldn't call you a kitty. Especially since you're obviously a bus right now... But what should I call you then?
..... You're driving accelerator guy.... shouldn't you know where we're going?
I dunno.
Why we don't go to mementos? Maybe the phantoms are there.
Ok but where is that?
Can i drive?
@Bgammax I am a bona fide human!
I mean i know the way to mementos.
*Walks in somehow* So what's going on guys?
You drive then *climbs over and sits in the back seat*
Ok, Bona fide human. Who just happens to turn into a bus.
*gets on top with a folding chair* my kind of riding in style.
..... When I first got here everyone had ridiculous blue hair colors.. Now everyone's brown. Why can't this place make up its mind?
That's not a very smart idea.
Ok, don't worry @Mona i'll go easy with you.

Hi @Tatsuya we are going to mementos.
Eh it's Star she'll be fine.
Eh everyone's Palace? What for.
I don't have a persona though.
So, why do you have a tail if you're a motor vehicle?...
All I have is 2 Death Notes
Its ok accelerator guy. You can just stand back with me and watch the crazy people fight.
Ok guys, her we goooooooooooo!

"Start accelerating and taking an excesive speed"
Light who told you about Persona?
Everyone's been talking about it so I just eavesdropped.
I believe with the influx of Persona users recently, at least one of them might have told a non-persona user about them...
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Wooo! Fuck yeah! The only way for me to ride in style!
I have a persona, look.

"He summom Robin"
"He summom Robin"
..... I shouldn't be fighting. In fact, I probably shouldn't be here at all.... But, well, I guess if they never know....
Is there any way to obtain a persona?
Fair enough. *Shakes his head* Back in my day we were more careful.
I have been intending to train myself for quite a while. This will be a good experience.
@-Light-Yagami- personas awaken naturally over time
@-Light-Yagami-
You must accept yourself, i mean, is somethig like fight your shadow.
But can't you rip off a mask or something?
@-Light-Yagami- I doubt it's a power you'd be able to use, given how instable you are.
The mask is a metaphor, actually
How am I instable?
Mao
Hey, bus-cat, let me drive yeah?
Would the correct term not be "unstable"?
There's several ways. The easy one is the Persona game if that still works. And if it doesn't shatter your mind.
@-Light-Yagami-
Just write the name of the shadow in the Death note.
Hey, with those death notes of yours you would probably get all insta-kill moves. In other words, your only use in a boss fight would be being a meatshield.
I don't want to be a meatshield.
The Persona game? What is that, could you explain it?
@-Light-Yagami- you just kill whoever you feel like. Well, several instances of personas being used for evil have occurred, so, it's not unheard of for you to acquire a persona...
Killing a shadow isn't a good idea. It just kills the person if it's Metaverse. TV world no telling but nothing good I'm sure.
Emmm, where are we going guys?
I have a feeling that if I awaken I would receive Thanatos because he is from the Death Arcana.
Aren't you the one driving maid-guy? shouldn't you know?
Oh you get a bunch a people in a square and they all go "persona Persona" than walk to the next one and repeat. Nanjo got his that way.
Mao
Is it a good idea to help someone we barely know and who has threatened our friends?
Sorry, but Yuki already get him. Still, what would your Persona be?
Doesn't seem very effective Tatsuya.
Something from the Death Arcana.
I'm not, i think it was @Starwaddle.
Sounds weird. How exactly does that give you a Persona?
But I'm on the roof...wait...then who's driving!?
Hmm maybe not. *He shrugs* The butterfly​ freak seems to be mostly gone after all.
OH GOD! "HE RUNS". Ok guys, i got it...
The car isn't being driven?
..... Star's on the roof... If you're not driving, who is?
*looks in horror at the empty Driver's seat*
They exsist beings that are made specifically to wield Personas, also. Like me.
Mao
I'm driving~
Philemon. It all comes back ta him.
Ok guys, YO MEMENTOS WE GO AY FULL SPEEEEEEEEED.
Oh God oh God oh God!
Brace yourselves.
*mumbling to himself*
..... This was a terrible idea. Why didn't I listen to them?
Mao
What do the buttons do mona?
I hope we get into some form of combat soon!
Dumbass you don't drive to mementos.
You normally drive while inside mementos.
Is something wrong guys? You look all pale.

"He continues driving at a massive speed"
Mao
@Tatsuya I can drive wherever I want, the road is my wings
@Mao the buttons don't do anything
Mao stop the car. I'll get us there once you do.
Pale? Nonsense, the faster we travel, the faster we arrive at the destination.
Mao
I thought we wanted to go to Tohoku?
LOOK ITS MEMENTOS!
I'm not pale.
Yep! Going in hot! Time to run over some shadows!
@Mona get ready!
No that's a sub way. *He sighs and taps a button on his phone pulling them to Mementos*
Mao
Why do you have buttons on the dash if they do nothing?!
I'm just gonna sleep in here *yawns and closes his eyes*
*Bikusen holds onto a seat.*
Ok i see the main door closed! Prepare guys, this gonna hurt!!!!
Fuck ye-wait should I be on the roof now?
@Mao they're connected to my senses.
@Starwaddle if you want live you shouldn't.
*Bikusen braces for impact.*
THE DOOR ITS CLOSE! BRACE YOURSELVES!!!!
...*gets in with the folding chair* let's do this thing!
Mao
Ok let's run some shadows down!
*Tatsuya shakes his head and swaps to Satan*
*summons chainsaw* fuck yeah!
DIE DOOOOOR!!!!!
"The door gets destroyed for the impact"
We did it!
"He looks back and the door has now a big hole"
We showed that door a thing or two about being closed!
*teleporting in*
Shai wtf happened to that door
Ye gods why. What possessed you to do that Goro?
*sits there, looking concerned*

Do you people always break things and teleport like that?
@Mona wow, you are so strong haha.
Goro crashed a bus through it
We rammed the son of a bitch!
@Addalme yeah, I exercise
@KensukeKurosaki
We get here to find the phantom thieves, that door was in our way.
Now, time to hunt some shadows!
Phantom Theives? They disbanded a while back though.
Shadow ahead! Time to fight.
They did? I do not believe I heard about that...
*revs chainsaw* time for a massacre! Hahahahahaha!
Guys! Help me with thia shadow!!
How? After that whole Satan saved Christmas thing? The Shido trial?
Right! *transforms into bipedal form*
*slams chainsaw into Shadow*
*Bikusen puts on his clawed gloves, jumping out*
*simply stares at the event*

You people are weird... And.. Unstable... I should probably go

*vanishes in a flash of green fire*
The are weak at wind, @Mona do it!
*Apollo appears and lunches nuclear flame at it* there happy?
Mao
Lets blast these suckers!
"Grab @Bgammax" you don't go anywhere.
*Bikusen does a few quick slashes*
@Addalme do... what?
Robin! "Robin used a light skill in a enemy"
*is disturbed by Addal grabbing him*

Let go of me, now.. I'd hate to have to get violent...
@Mona use garu, or something
@Mona Do you have any Garu skills?
Burn, burn, burn! Blazing Hell!
"He use @Bgammax as a weapon throwing him to a shadow" Go fight!!!
*Rushes over and catches Envy pulling him away* Shit you okay there?
Good!, they are all down, lets go with an all-out-atack!!
@Addalme you're going to have to be more specific
Kitsune! *Bikusen rips his mask off, summoning Kitsune to use Agileo*
Locked on...fire!
@Addalme this feels way too arbitrary
*initially shocked at Addalme's willingness to throw him*

Let go of me brown-hair, if maid guy over there wants a fight, I don't think they'll mind me giving it to him...
@Mona sorry, i get excited in this situations.
Hehehe...Cosmic Flare!
Now guys! All-out-atack!! Follow me.
"He junp into the shadows to finish them"
*Sets him down* Yeah sure man. You just don't seem to like violence much is all.
*Bikusen jumps on top of one, clawing at it's face, if it has an easily identifiable one...*
*kicks Shadow's ass* welcome to Disney world, bitch!
Oh, its not that I'm not willing, but if I did something dad would probably know I'm here.... Then he'd be mad at me for talking to you people.
We won!!! We get tons of experience!!!
Well maybe your dad isn't always right? I never knew mine can't speak for that. But parents are people like anyone else yeah? And people make mistakes sometimes.
Too bad i'm already level 99
Fuck yeah! I just leveled up! Woo!
Tons of experience? Goro this isn't a game or something. Experience comes with time and practice.
I leveled up, yeah.
Ummm.... I'm not sure how that applies when they aren't human.. In fact I think you've heard of him before. At least he's definitely heard of you people, after Narcy vanished.
What is this "experience" and "levels" you speak of?
Narcy? You mean Nyarlathotep? Well either way it applies to everyone. Even a god can make mistakes don't forget that.
Pfft...hahaha...you do realize that this is a game in another multiverse, right?
Ok guys, let's go deeper!
One world's fiction is another's reality. I know Zelretch to Star yes.
Yeah...*passes out from hype*
A... Anyways, I should probably go... This seems like the kind of place they'd want me to avoid. I.. I guess I'll see you late brown-hair

*vanishes in a flash of green flame*
*Lakshmi Casts Samarecarm on Star*
Come here! "He grab again @Bgammax"
*wakes up* thanks...no more hype...
Idiot he's already gone. I
Hrm, does anyone need healing? I know a few Dia skills.
@Bikusen
Heal me please.
*Bikusen uses Media on @Addalme*
Ok! Thanks mae, lets go guys, i feel a strong presence a bit more ahead.
Could it possibly be someone's Shadow?
@Bikusen OOC: you mean mediarama? Media isn't in your skillset
*Yu ends up in front of the bus somehow*
Wait! Stop!
@Bikusen
Maybe, soon we"ll know it.
*stops*
Yu? What are yu doing here?

You got it???? Eh??? HAHAHAHA.
@Mona OOC: I actually had Media in my skill list but I think I forgot I had it when trying to remember my list for here and replaced it with Marin Karin. It's fixed now.
*Waves at Yu cheerfully​* Hey man what's up?
What the? How did you even? Huh?
Who would this be? Is he the strong presence?
No, the presence is more ahead.
Oh that's Yu Narukami he's a cool guy.
Ah, okay then...
Uh, I was sort of exploring on my own.
Come then yu, we are going to fight a strong one.
Oh okay cool. So care to join this idiocy? *He points to Goro*
Are yu in trouble? You sounded urgent
Oh...wanna join us?
We were about to run him over Mona. Of course he was urgent.
Why you look at me with that face?
By the way, someone has a clock? Mine is broken.
Why do you need one?
Sure, guess it couldn't hurt to join.
*Yu hops aboard the bus*
Maybe is evening now.
*checks his phone* 3AM actually. So then onwards yes.
It is... morning...4:00.
Ok, lets eat, i have pancakes for everyone, eat while i drive.

"He drives at normal speed"
Huh how's that... Nevermind​ time us meaningless here.
*eats sweets and drinks soda*
I need hour! Is important!!! So don' t say it randomly!!!!!
*Yu hold the pancake in his hands*
Uum...Thanks, I guess.
What are "pancakes"?
@Bikusen food, take one and eat it.
Okay then... *He takes one, taking a bite out of it...*
So...does anyone remember why we came here in the first place?
To fight shadows and gain combat experience?
I don't know, sorry guys i have to leave i gonna be late to my date, see ya.
"He activates the meta app and leaves"
...yeah...but why were we so gung-ho about it?
I was just bored actually.
I am not sure, maybe because we are riding in a feline motor vehicle?
Maybe...welp, night guys. *Falls asleep*
Mona you mean? Man Mona is normal for this place.
Well, I have never seen anyone turn into a motor vehicle before.
*chuckles* If you think that's weird wait till something fun happens. *He warps them out to the real world and walks home*
*begins playing jams*
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Something... Fun?
*Pops back in* Yeah fun. Like an evil god attack or an immortal frog owned by one of the Yusukes. Or Homura just Homura.
*Bikusen looks up.* It might actually be a good time for me to get some rest, as well... I must be going, then. *He heads off.*