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Ghost_Akihiko
Ghost Akihiko's Gym and Protein Bar
I have opened this gym and protein bar! This is to help people with their training so that they can fight more shadows!
Ghost_Akihiko
Does nobody want to enjoy some quality training and protein?!?
Ghost_Akihiko
Why will no one love ghost Akihiko!
The_Hunter
Ohh lovely something to make my strength to go high.

*thumbs up to the ghost*

Love it
Ghost_Akihiko
Oh, are you a fellow enthusiast of training and protein!
The_Hunter
1 word... YES!
Ghost_Akihiko
It seems I have finally found a friend to train with in my endeavor to climb Tartarus!
The_Hunter
*picks up the heaviest medicine ball and lifts it with semi-ease*

See?
Ghost_Akihiko
Ah! I will attempt to do that too!
*Tries to lift up a medicine only to have his hands phase directly through it*
Oh, right! I am a ghost!
The_Hunter
Wait hold up

*kills himself with his Chikage katana by impaling it but enters in good as new*

See a new body to take over.
Ghost_Akihiko
No thank you! I prefer my ghostly form! I never grow tired from exercising and can eat as much protein as possible without growing full!
The_Hunter
Okay

*chops off his previous corpse's hands*

The use these and they never decay. Win Win!
Ghost_Akihiko
Amazing!
*He takes the hands and uses them to lift the medicine ball*
With these, I can not only punch things but also throw things to!
*Throws the medicine ball at the wall*
The_Hunter
As a fellow immortal being like you. I feel like we're going to be a good friends

*give him a thumbs out*

Oh if I tell Mitsuru about this.
Ghost_Akihiko
You know Mitsuru! I haven't seen her in what feels like an eternity! I've been too busy training and haunting Yuki to tell him to train!
The_Hunter
Yeah and you mean Bluey? He married Aigis, heard the news about it?
Ghost_Akihiko
I don't know who this Aigis person is! But I am glad that Yuki's training must be paying off!
The_Hunter
Aigis... the Anti Shadow weapon... ringing any bells? And besides nice place.
Ghost_Akihiko
Anti-Shadow weapon? I have never heard of such a thing...wait, maybe Mitsuru has mentioned something like that before! But I am not quite sure!
The_Hunter
Okay I'll ask her about that.

*goes to the barbell set and does some bench-presses*
The_Hunter
So Akihiko, what's your favorite type of protine? Mine is almonds and oats.

*still continues with the bench presses*
Ghost_Akihiko
I enjoy pure protein shakes! But any method of getting more protein is good as well!
The_Hunter
Nice. But I do love drinking blood, yeah call it weird but take to a guy who had to spent twenty years for one night on hunting werewolves and eldritch deities.
Ghost_Akihiko
Blood? Does that have a lot of protein in it?
The_Hunter
And I got a blood transfusion from said deities who made made smell like the moon, which is lavender for some odd reason.
The_Hunter
Yes it does... yes it does...
Ghost_Akihiko
Maybe, I should try drinking blood sometime! Anything to get more protein!
The_Hunter
Please don't... it just taste like chugging tasteless toothpaste, thick and nasty.
Ghost_Akihiko
The taste doesn't matter as long as it's high in protein.
The_Hunter
Touche! That is true.
The_Hunter
*finishes up his 85 reps on the bench presses*

Well. Thanks to the workout and hope you have a nice day.

*picks up his previous hand-less corpse, grabs a protein bag and dropping a gold coin for a tip and exists*
Ghost_Akihiko
Thabk you for your kind patronage, sir!