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OOC: sorry.
So it si deliberate but not malicious
OOC: 11 PAGES?!?! WHAT THE HECK!!!
*starts making curry*
K you nerds.
OOC: Boi. We hit 3k. This is to go even further beyond a Babel Post!
So, maybe I space out for a bit... dont worry, just some things happening.
.....So I watched this shit anime the other day @Hillock, it was called Corpse Party: Tortured Souls, you ever heard of it? *Gives drink*, thank you for your continued patronage!
*Wakes up with a hangover*

What the hell happened last night? I've got the biggest headache yet...
@Shiza_Salad, no idea, maybe the usual will help
Coffee with bourbon? Uh...just give me a coffee please.
Sure coming right up sir...
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*has finished making coffee* Here you go *gives coffee* Thank you for your continued patronage.
Does anyone remember anything? All I remember was coming here and having a few drinks. I didn't do anything TOO drastic, did I?
*Sips coffee* Wait, I remember being upset about something...but I don't recall what...
OOC: Too bad I fel asleep, cause I reread the thread after I passed out, and it turns out the person I was looking for showed up. Screw my luck, man.
Corpse party is a bad franchise after the first rpgmaker game.
OOC:did you get the hand?
@Kotone Shiomi........that just.......hurts, dude
OOC: No, I got payed 5 billion yen not to. I've got to get ready for school, so I'll be back at 8:20ish.
Zzzzzz...
@Shiza_Salad I will pay you double. What say you?
No horror franchise is good after the original.
Maybe the second one is good too, but they all turn to gaaarbage.
(yeah nvm, this is enough site for today, have fun people, and as always fuck you shinji, shinjisexual, jk your......ok i guess............learn daemonologie)
Corpse party is not a horror though
*walks in* How's it nepping, I want pudding cher
Zzzzzz....
"Corpse Party is a survival HORROR, adventure,"
From the wikipedia.
ummmm you do realize that survival horror and horror are completely different genres
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I'm back!
Hey there, what can I get for you?
*A young, silver haired man wearing long black coat enters the cafe* This place... such an interesting atmosphere...
Hi, guys i want a coffee
'Ello, can I get some coffee?
@Addalme @Kuroumi, coming right up
You there. Are you the owner of this place?
By the way, U want to apologie with you, @mishimans used his persona to destroy this place and I fighted him here, sorry.
OOC: Change that U for I
The owner of this place is unfortunately out somewhere. Do you have something to take care of with him?
"He thinks"
(So that guy... interesting)
No, just curious. This is a cafe correct?
Yes, this is Cafe LeBlanc.
I request your finest cup of coffee. *He sits in one of the booths*
@Kuroumi @Addalme, here you go *gives out drinks* Thank you for your continued patronage.
@Xehanort I work here however the owner is out right now, she takes half the day i take the other roughly come back later if you wish to speak with her,and yes this is Café LeBlanc.
Co.ing right up @Xehanort
Thanks, Ken. And I'm pretty sure you've mistaken Labrys as the owner of LeBlanc. It's Boss that owns LeBlanc.
I know that ooc: autocorrect shit
Ooc: my phone thinks everyone is a grill
Thanks, I'm glad i could protect this place and save Aergia
I have not met those two individuals. This is the first time I've come here.
If you don't mind,what happened earlier, when i started my shift everything was in ruins and i had to fix it
OOC: I guess your phone is sexist or something
Ooc: probably, she really hates stuff
Hi, i'm Goro Akechi, nice to meet you.
Oh, but you can call me crow
@Xehanort, *gives drink* Here you go sir, I hope for your continued patronage
His name is actually maid man, please refer to him as this
*Sips Coffee*
Well, if it's your first time, nice to meet you. My name's Kuroumi.
I am Xehanort. *He looks at Goro* You... you're interesting.
I'M NOT A MAID!!! Sae-san forced me...
My name is Kensuke Kurosaki, have my business card *gives card* should you ever need an item....No matter how dangerous... I'm sure i can provide it
"He notices xehanort" really? Well "Robin appear" Robin is really strong ;)
I will be sure to take that offer. *he takes a sip of his coffee*
*Ps business card is my info on my account profile*
Now for my drink *takes out Bourbon*
?! *He stands up* ... Tell me, what is that man behind you?
Oh, That? That's Goro's persona, Robin Hood.
I can show you many more amazing things as well if you would like, this nexus is filled with infinite possibilities @Xehanort
Interesting... How does one gain such power?
*A wild @Hillock appears!*
*What are you going to do?*
*Sips Coffee*
How Ya 'doin, Hillock?

Black coffee, please!
@Xehanort that is Robin is my persona, is like your other self.
By the way, what is the nexus?
You are inside the nexus now
Oh the nexus is the centre of the multiverse @Addalme, @Hillock good to see you, your order will be just a minute​!
"Other self"? *He sits down and sips his coffee*
Ah i see...
The nexus brings in other people from other worlds, so I see how @Xehanort doesn't understand the concept of personas.
Let me explain you @Xehanort.

The power of your persona awaken when you start to be yourself, I mean, is like when you start to live as you do and not as the others tell you.

Is something like that.
There are a lot of people here, a lot of them from other universes without Personas.
Would you mind giving me a full explanation? It would satisfy my curiosity.
Of course.
"He takes a seat next to xehanort"
What do you want to know?
@Hillock, here is your order sir, how are you today? *Gives drink*
Personas are the manifestations of your inner self. Before that, they are your shadow, another personality of yourself that shows your true thoughts inside. Once you accept those said thoughts to be true, they manifest into your persona.
How does one obtain a Persona? I assume there's a specific method.
I am tired. Probably I wont be too much around here today. Got some errands to do. But I will be prepares if @Ene appears or if something more happens.
*drinks coffee*
Interesting. Are there other methods?
@Kuroumi gave a nice explanation, to gain the power of a persona you must fight your own shadow, when you accept him, he goes back to you and he become your persona.
That is the only method
Yes, I believe so. I don't use my persona much, I mostly use my demonic powers.
Oh, wait, You already answered.
*walks in and puts on an apron*
Another day with you fleshbags... Oh joy.
I'm back! Anything happen when I was gone?
Oh, hi guys
Hm? Is she one of the "Shadows"?
*blushes remembering what happened between @Shadowwaifuaigis and @bluehairedshadow*
O-Oh, hi!...
I need a coffee and bourbon. Gimme the top shelf stuff, I might be going out on "business" today...
@Xehanort
Indeed I am...and you are.. Interesting.
What'dya mean by "Business," Shiza?
"He whisper to xehanort"
Tell me, how is travell by time?
If I don't get my drink soon I'm gonna flip shit.
You don't want to know, @Kuroumi. Trust me.
Hm? "Travel by time"?
Do you always get mad when your drink is late? I got 2 extra zombie teddy bears, wanna kill one of 'em?
@Shiza_Salad
*puts a coffee and bourbon in front of you*
Here, flip shit and I'll flip you...
I'll just get it myself.

*Walks behind the counter and mixes myself a coffee with bourbon*

There, now I'm fine.
"He whisper"
Oh you didn't? I sensed something when you came and I thought you were especial in that point.
Now I have two, cool. Don't worry @Kuroumi, I've still got mine.
Well I do possess a unique capability that not many have.
@Shiza_Salad, here you go sir *with ms and gives coffee, whispering* the shadow one will get angry if she finished DS out, be quiet
Now I have three. Nifty.

*Drinks the first one*

So, does anyone remember what happened to me last night? I never got an answer...
Hmm I see...
No idea or salad
*pops out of no where while wearing a nightcap*

... so tired...
@Magatsu-Izanagi sup?
I would demonstrate, however... not in front of so many people.
Hello, sleepy Hunter's persona.
I think I went into a drunken stupor and was yelling about something, but I don't remember much otherwise...I do remember something weird though.
Wow, is a persona? What are you doing here?
I left the cafe while you were drunk. Can't help ya.
Hey mag, can i get you something?
...My user asked me to stay here and guard while he is on the hunt Crow...
What an interesting day.
*pours herself a cup of tea*
Ugh , last night was hell...but you always understand me tea.
The people here are... interesting.
Strange thing is, though, I remember someone laying with me. I really gotta lay off the drinks...

*Sips from second drink*
Oh, all of a sudden someone appeared on top of you. I'm not sure if you care, but you were dead drunk when that happened.
*takes off the nightcap*

Well... I will be upstairs meditating, call me when my user arrives.

*floats to the second floor while looking at Xehanort with suspicion*
FUCKIN WHAT? @Kuroumi? EXCUSE ME?
Have fun.
Uh... She appeared laying on your lap, I forget just a little.
Who was it? I must know...
HEY FLESHBAG, STOP WITH THE YELLING, SOME PEOPLE ARE ENJOYING THE QUIET.
FIGHT ME
... Full of interesting people...
NO FIGHTING ALLOWED!
I'm more than interesting, my friend. Have my card.

*Flips him a business card*

Names Shiza, Gun for hire. You need something dead? I'm your guy.
... Thank you. *He flips the card away while no one is look*
looking*
Anyway, if you remember anything else, @Kuroumi, give me a call. I'm heading out for a bit.
*flips my business card again* Names Ken, weapons and items dealer, don't forget it!
Oh what's this Inthe floor......*picks up shiza's card*, you must have dropped it yesterday
*goes back to her tea*
Fucking ungrateful...
Hey Ken? Can I get a to-go cup for the rest of these drinks?

*Points to the two other drinks I have*
Sure thing,just get get
His arm......And you get drinks for life along with the money
Another coffee please.
*packs drinks into one container*, here you go, never forget,I'm always watching........shinjisexual
@Addalme,coming right up
Is something wrong @Xehanort? You look kinda happy?
But I already explained to the girl that I've been payed preemptively to NOT kill him. It was about 5 billion yen. Wait...The girl! That's who it was! What was her name? Lumina I think? I'll be back, I've got something to do!
What do you mean? I am merely observing.
Hey guys, I need to leave for a moment. I have someone on my list that needed to be killed for a while.
@Kuroumi do you need help?
Can I help @Kuromi? My trigger finger is twitching.
Shiza I'll pay you millions more...In pounds.......A billion yen is 7 million pounds btw ......I can make that 10....For one hand on my trophy stanf
Sorry @KensukeKurosaki, but I'm bound by the assassin's code. I'm a man of my word, especially if I get paid enough.
@Shiza_Salad....Hmpf, looks like i will have to do this myself......What a shame... I didn't want to get my hands dirty
....Shiza your not an assassin......Your a mercenary...That's what you advirtisment says.....Very different thinhs
Good luck with that. Anyway, I've got a girl to look for. I need to find her, so if anyone has any information that'll help, just give me a call.

*Throws business card onto the counter*

My number's on there.

*Walks out of cafe*
Eh, assassin, merc, practically the same thing. After all, all I've been hired to do is kill, and "gun for hire" has a better ring to it...
I'm back. Killed Alishar, Saved Ludibrium, then I traveled to Aqua Road. And I got a Stonewall Blessing from Alishar.
Welcome back
Thanks. I thought I'd die cause I almost ran out of magic fighting him. Turns out my normal strikes gives him a good slaughter.
Next time call me and I'll cast megidolaon in his face.
Can I get some tea?
*Enters the cafe again*

Hey guys, uh, does anyone know someone who is able to look through memories? This individual will be useful toward my investigation, and will be payed well...
Well, I believe I should be on my way. *He stands up*
I should be going too.
"He pays"
If someone is up to an adventure call me.

See ya
@Shiza_Salad, you know i can do anything magical
Uh...I guess forget I said anything. Again, call me if you catch wind of anything. I'll be continuing my investigation.
Wait, Ken, can you do that for me?
*He leaves the cafe*
*materializes and floats down on to Shuza's lap*

Memories? My specialty.
You. I've been looking for you. What do you want from me?
*Aergia rolls out of her special booth* Loud...
*wiggles on tour lap and leans back into you*

What do I want? A few things. Mostly you. What do you want?
............ @-Lumina-....One seat per person please
*She gasps* Pretty!
@Aergia.....Hey kid, got your cookies and milk *takes out tray*
....(*mutters to himself*....All the women seem to be repelled by me......Perhaps i should just ask a guy)
Tch. Fine

*warps into the seat next to Shiza*

*turns and waves to @Aergia*

Hi little one! How are you?
Well, I mean, I've been looking all over for you. You flirted with me and left. I guess I wanted to get to know you better, see if...I don't know...we could get together sometime?
I just woke up!
@-Lumia- i could let you share a seat, in exchange for information
Did you sleep well lil one?

*giggles and pats @Aergia*

*looks to Shiza*

Duh.

*looks to Ken*

What do you want to know?
*She nods and smiles*
Actually what's what i want people to not know.....Can you remove memory?
Aergia I'm going to get you a new bed to go in your special booth ok sweetie, it will be a bit more comfortable
If you're talking about me, don't even think about it, @KensukeKurosaki
What I'm trying to say, @-Lumina-, I guess I love you...
Okay!
@Shiza_Salad,no not you....I need my memory removed
What? Why would you want to do that?
@Aegia want to come and pick one that you like? Ooc: different thread
No, I wanna wait for Mama.
Ok *pets* I'll get another me to go do that tben
@-Lumia- can you?
I can do that.

*stretches and levitates a bit as I do so*

And also Shiza sweetie, thats a very bold thing of you to say having just met me yesterday. Almost desperate. But I'd like to go on a date with you as well. So I'll give you a chance Sir.

*pats lap*

C'mere lil one. Wanna hug?
*She raises her arms*
I'm not desperate, it's just I've always been the one hitting on people, it's just different for someone to do it to me. That's all.
@-Lumia- make me forget about my other selves, about my magical capabilities.....I want to feel what is like to be mortal
How're you gonna get it back once you don't want to be "mortal"?
*picks up @Aergia and bounces her on my lap, hugging her*

Okay. I get you Shiza. But a future tip if you're going for the Harem ending or something, wait til maybe three dates in to say you "love them". Thats a big bombshell keyword there honey.
Hmmmm

*considers Ken's request*
*A teddy bear "magically" appears in her hands*
Who needs a harem ending?

*Whispers*

I only want you...
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*Looks out the window*

I'm bored...
...shiza you just met her yesterday....This is gonna end badly
*throws muffin @IamThou* YOU KILLED ME
Ey, no shouting near the little one.
*Walks over to Ken and whispers*

Shut up Ken. Like you wouldn't do the same thing...
....I am a classy gentleman....I have lots of experience with women. Not just the one i like......She's a lesbian, it's really annoying
*continues*

"Lots of experience" my ass. You said yourself that you've got no one.
@KensukeKurosaki
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*Gets hit in the head*

Hey, that hurt! How did I kill you?!
Hey! No bad words! *she puffs up her cheeks... menacing*
@Shiza_Salad, I've got no one at the moment, I'm single you idiot
@IamThou your damn muffins poisoned me to death, 3 times
@Aergia, I'm sorry sweetie, it won't happen again *pets*
Sorry Aergia, won't happen again.

*Grumbles under breath*

I really don't have a clue as to how she heard me...

*Walks back over to @-Lumina- and sits next to her*

So, when are you free?
@KensukeKurosaki
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But they were fresh! It's your fault if you died! You probably just choked on them!

I made them with love...
*shoots @Shiza_Salad with a crimson arrow* Become homosexual......My magic knows no bounds
@IamThou, I'm sorry kid, how about i make you some to make up for it
What the heck is wrong with you, Ken?
Fuck you Ken.

*Pulls put arrow*

You're magic doesn't work here, remember? No fighting? Ha!
@Aergia
*Picks up the muffin that Kurosaki threw at her*

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Hey, want a muffin?
@Shiza_Salad, this is not fighting, this is magic, i am not fighting you, therefore it works
*She reaches for the muffin*
But it's a violet strike on my person, therefore it is negated.
@Aergia DONT EAT THAT
*violent

OOC: Christ, here we go again with my shitty spelling...
@Shiza_Salad, was it violent....I shit you, bit was it violent......It's a crimson Cupid arrow you dummy.....It's harmless
@Aergia
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Don't mind him, my sweet cousin.
Uh, you stabbed me. That's harmful, but whatever, I rest my case. Anyway, I'm just gonna wait here until she comes back, you jealous prick.
*She takes the muffin and starts nibbling on it*
How's the muffin, Aergia?
Delicious!
*snatches the muffin and eats it whole* YOU FOOL
*the poison in the muffin kills me*
Hey!
@KensukeKurosaki
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What the-

Kurosaki!
Aaaaaand he´s dead
@Ken, are you there? @Ken?! @KEEEEEEN!

GAME OVER
-CONTINUE? -MAIN MENU.
Again. Serves him right for trying to use magic on me. Maybe the poison on nay works on him?
*only

OOC: Jesus, Shiza's spelling strikes again.
*jumps through portal* How many times will i get killed by muffins
A lot.
Every time. Trust me.
Like @IamThou, but without the loli thing.
Hey......Can someone just remove my memory
*sighs and leans on the counter*

So. Which memories was it again?
Have fun forgetting everything, Ken.
@Hillock
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Nothing will permanently kill me!
I changed my mind..... Everything except for personal relationships
*thinks*

So just your friends? No sense of identity or past. A blank slate that only knows who he cares for?
Like me...?
Now that would be great, Him not knowing his own self.
Then I could mold him into "Not an asshole". Yeah. That'd be nice.
.......If any of you try to fuck with me, my other selves will come after you
I won't, I'll just make you not a dick.
Mind techniques... *Smirk* Sounds interesting!
I have no care about Ken whatsoever.
Is someone going to brainwash @Ken? ...Can I watch?
Please?
@Hillock....I'm putting you in charge of my........ Collection......*gives key*
These could destroy the world.....I trust you understand the consequences of these getting into the wrong hands
You don't trust me? After all I've done? Wow.
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Wowie, how are you guys able to talk here and go shopping for pillows at the same time?!
Well i am not. That's me from another universe
@Shiza_Salad, i do trust you, but they corrupted you remember. They would kill you, i do that want that to happen bro
... *responsibility AWAKENS*
I will take care... your collection will not fall in the wrong hands... I swear!
I still have a few clones from my multiverse travels. I'm the original.
I have two other forms than my normal human one. I'm using one of them.
Okay then Mr Ken. I shall fulfil your wish.

*leans in, gently runing my finger down Ken's cheek before suddenly snapping both my hands onto his head with tremendous force*

It will sting a little bit.

*focuses and Ken's eyes begin to glow white like fire, and checkered distortions ripples around us before what looks like bars of music notes and some ancient text begin flowing from every opening in his face, swirling and amassing in a ball between us*

Mmm...

*applies more force, causing Ken to scream out as more and more of his memories flow out into the orb before there is a sudden blinding flash, and I pull away, holding a rose like crystal that throws with energy in my finger tips and Ken's face slams into the counter, tired*

There. Done.
I cant explain my clones just yet... for plot convenience...
Wow, uh...that was something else.
.......*half asleep* ......Uh...Hey...Ummm....What's your name.......You look.... Familiar
Oh, interesting.
*Looks amazed*
@-Lumia- .....Where are we?
Who me? Name's Shiza.

*Hands him another business card*

Assassin. Mercenary. You need something dead? I'm your guy.
OOC: Honestly I have this slogan DOWN!
Nice to meet you @Shiza_Salad.....You look very familiar....I'm sorry...My name is.....My name.....Why don't I know my ...... my memory is a bit fuzzy......W-who is everyone what are we doing here....Why am i dressed like a barrista
Hm... I thought he would remember his social relations...
*Receives a text message*
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Oh it seems like mom and dad need me back home.

I gotta go! Goodbye everyone!
❤️❤️❤️

*Goes home*
See ya, Lavenza!
Name is @Hillock, nice to meet you. Also, you are normally called @KensukeKurosaki.
Bye @IamThou
....I feel like i know you people.......Can someone please tell me what is going on here
Bye strange little girl with a grown mans voice
@Ken, you decided to erase your memory. The reason is unknown for me.
......You know what....I'm.gonna go.....I remember now....Thee is someone i have to look for
*head butts out of the floor*

Sup everyone?
'Ello Hunter. What were you doin?
....A girl.....I think....
Got back from the hunt and I heard about this Xehanort person.
Oh, That guy? He left hours ago.
@Kuroumi....Who are you
...
?
Me? My name's Kuroumi, but call me Kuro. That's all you need to know about me.
What's that gem stone on your shoulder?
So...What are we going to do with him?