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Oh, Shin-kun, Welcome!
*is still hugging Neku*
Cute or not, I don't care about that, just don't talk to me.
Besides trying not to do something idiotic that catch Aergia's attention. I am doing a smashing good time.

*gives out a thumbs up*
Hello! Be careful of the emo.
Hello! Who are you!
*takes a sip from the bottle of maple syrup
*sits down*
Thats good Hunter,by the way the pastries you made were very well done!
You don't care? Well then, Why not let me do what I want...
*licks his ear*
Can i get a coffee?
Oi! *She bonks Nana's head* Quit harassing the kid.
*pulls out from her*

I told you don't ever touch me or do anything you want.
Well I can give you maple syrup!
*pours Reaper a cup of maple syrup
Is this good?
Hey... I lived in this prefecture before moving to Yharnam because of my incurable sickness four hundred and ninety years ago. My parents and eight sisters and two brothers had a rep for baking.
Booo....
*warps to the back and places a cup of coffee in front of Reaper*
I hope your tastes are the same in this world....
This is a very unconventional cafe, nyu.
Thanks Nana
Well, I had my fun. *She places the headphones on the boy.* I should get me a pair of those.
Well it sure is good baking!
We should get a bake sale going Hunter!
*he chuckles to himself*

You thought I look so young.
*tastes the coffee*
I wish I could host that but I am assisting Pyrrha and also hunting beasts and ghouls.
This is delicious
Good, I'm glad, I remember what you liked in my time.
How are you today?
Good, I'm still a bit disjointed from the differences in timelines, but I'm doing well.
Glad to hear it
How are you?
I'm fine
*sips coffee*
*still sitting and hearing the music
*sits next to reaper*
Y'know, You're probably the first person I've met in this timeline that hasn't asked me what happens to you after the fight with.... The enemy.
*Makes a bourbon blend and drinks half of it*

God I miss this...You know, I should probably embark on a similar mission to -EliteKnight-'s. Off I go.

*Leaves through another portal*
Really?
Yes, Everyone wants to know what happened to them, Despite the fact that it means nothing here...
*She pokes Neku* Oi, kid, you just ignore everyone all day?
... Well now people are goijg in amd out of this cafe... what's the deal?
*The portal reappears and I poke my head out of it*

@The_Hunter I'm possessed by a demon, I dont need to explain myself to you.
I see... *sips coffee*
i don't trust people.

*still hearing the music
*She walks out of a sky blue portal*
Eh, This is better than whatever I was at. 'Ello everyone.
Oh! One more thing!

*Snatches the rest of the bourbon blend I made, then I disappear through the portal once more, it collapsing shortly afterward*
... I have a eldritch parasite for a heart and that you deem weird and Aergia you need to go out with Shiza! I beg you you!
Eh, fair enough.
Ara~ you sound like my Elder brother...
Oh thank you thank you thank you!

*he bows to her with gratitude*
Who?
*sighs*
I come into this cafe, and the first thing I hear is Hunter asking Aergia to ask out Shiza? The hell is going on around here....
*pours tea and sips it*
Sorry Shin-kun, I was talking to Phones over there.
No problem
*A blood-red portal appears and I step out of it, still holding my iconic glass of bourbon blend*

So...Aergia...Apparently Hunter wanted us to get together...?
Eh? Ohhh~ So you wanna date little ol me?
*sits quietly*
*warps in and sits next to Neku*
Gimme a tea...
I mean...yeah, sure...if you're fine with it...
*puts tea in front of him*
*walks out in a butler outfit and hands Shinji his tea*

Here you go sir.
*Sips from the bourbon blend*

I just thought you hated me, or something.
Such an intriguing offer. But alas, I cannot! For you see, another has stolen my heart!
Ara! Love! I must know who!
Damn, struck down. Can I get some green tea?
*pours some tea for Kuro*
*thinks to what he just heard*
That is some countryass bullsheit...
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! Whatever. I'm going back to drowning my sorrows in alcohol...again.

*Gulps the rest of his bourbon blend*

Bartender?! Gimme the super hard stuff!
OOC: I'm so sorry XD
Can you handle it Salad-san? *Mischievous smile*
*grabs the Robot Alcohol*
OOC: Honest to god, this is like the fifth time this has happened. My poor heart can't take it anymore, lol.
...

*blankly gives Shiza a bottle Bourbon*
It's not like my liver isn't poisoned already! Gimme gimme!
OOC: I am so sorry Shiza.
Huh...bottle of jack, and a revolver...Tonight'll be fun...
A woman with not just one, but two of herself! A woman to precious, so pure, that she took my heart the minute I laid eyes on her!
!!!

*runs to Shiza, tackles him and holds him down*

NO BAD IDEA BAD IDEA!!
*sips tea*
What'dya mean by "fun" Shiza?
good think that i'm not hearing the noise.


*still listening to music
*hands Salad the alcohol*
Have fun!
GET OFF OF ME!

*Conjures a oortal below himself, goes through it, and falls from the ceiling, going into a roll, thereby removing Hunter from me*

Would you like me to explain what "fun" is?
Who's Phones? *points to Neku*
OOC: *portal
*yet, still.... hearing the music maybe
So you see... I cannot be with anyone else...
Hey Phones, Who are you.
Shiza I hosted a flyer for any women to hook you up! SO CALM YOURSELF!
If it makes ya feel happy I'll listen in on your definition of "fun."
*noticed someone who needs to talk

neku sakuraba

*and he still hearing the music
My definition of "fun" is staying alone in a motel room with a bottle of liquor and a revolver, and when you drink the entire bottle, you shoot yourself. Of course, since I'm immortal because of demonic possession, I don't die, so I do it a few times until I get tired and cry myself to sleep.
Sounds fun!
Nice Phones there...
I just drown myself in Maple Syrup or pancakes for fun!
That's my idea of fun, at this point, since I can't seem to get a job recently so I can't kill things.
Sounds like something I would do drunk.
*ignores that guy
Boy... didn't think he'd react like that.
Well, I'm going to go have fun. See you all later...

*Grabs a few bottles of bourbon, reloads his revolver, and disappears through a portal*
*grabs headphones and throws them*
I don't take kindly to being ignored....
*Walks in and looks at Shinji* Dude what's up with that? Also hey everyone!
*bangs his head on a wooden post*

Oh dear grace of Mother Kos this a disaster...
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i can go buy a new one later.
Oh man this isnt good..
What's a disaster? Shiza being forever lonely? It's not my problem.
I mean clearly you can. But why go somewhere full of people just to Ignore them kid?
Poor guy...
Hey Tats, Just teaching this guy how to respect people.
maybe i should go to the CAT street later, so bye

*leaves
Well that was resolved rather quickly
*shakes his head* Geez and I thought we're bad with people Shinji. I doubt even Maya could talk with him.
*grabs thrown headphones*
Sweet, Free Headphones.
*violently headbutts into the post breaking it in half*

Phew... that felt good...

*falls back due to head trauma*
Well anyway. *She pulls out the headphones Shinji threw* This girl got something good.
OOC: Dammit, late.
*chuckles* I'd tell you not to steal but I don't care! *Pauses* Don't tell Maya that by the way she'd probably lecture me.
Is Hunter alive? Looks dead to me.
I'm tempted to tell her now.
*point up in the air*

I am the preetiest unicorn!
Oh come on, I'll bribe you just name something.
*hands headphones to Aergia*
You want these?
Well looks like im going to have to help him!
*starts to bandage Hunter and put him on one of the tables lying down
We currently have a retard in the Cafe, can someone put him in a booth?
Ive got it!
Relax man, I'm not gonna rat you out to your girlfriend. Though.... I'd like some headphones like the ones that kid had.
*instead of wrapping wounds,I wrap his arms.
Hello, I came back cuz I don't know when to stay away and not get involved in terrible incidents.
*ties up Hunter and puts him in a booth
You can keep those. Too much purple.
Ira
*Kicks the door open*

HELLO EVERYBODY, YOUR FAVORITE ASSHOLE IS BACK!!
Hello, nothing insane happened so far.
Done that's nothing. And thanks for not doing that Aer-chan... I'm not really that worried but sometimes she's to nice for anyone's​ good. *He laughs* She always was the moral one.
I am the wings of liberty for lady Yharnam!!!

*makes a very cringy eagal cry*
Oh hey Hibiki how's it going?
Hello welcome to Leblanc!
Pretty good since I have a body again. Need to thank that uh... Shinji? Fellow again.
Excuse me for a sec Ta-chan. Ira! It's gag time!
Ill be serving I guess!
Auuuughhh... my head...
Oh I so do love the gag...
Yes Shinji Akamoto. Heh I knew he'd help ya out... I hope you didn't get much trouble from him.
*Enters*

Hey everyone, I'm back from what was apparently called Radiant Garden.
Ira
*He wraps his arm around Migrant's neck, ignoring Aergia*

Hello, Mig!!
Long time no see good old pal!!
*opens the door, and makes an obviously flamboyant [JoJo] pose, the lights from outside making his armor have a pristine shine* Hello friends!!
Oh hello there Migrant!
I'm right here Tats, I can hear you...
Hello Elite would you like anything?
*She tackles Ira* Put it in, now!
*Reenters the building through a portal. He looks oddly happy, or, more confident at the least*

Can I get a cup of coffee! No bourbon, this time. Actually, make that ever.
Oh, hello person....

Who is this?
Ah, thank you Shinji. No, he didn't give any trouble.
You got it Salad! But why the sudden change?
*pours cup of coffee with maple syrup
Of course Shiza-san!
*pours a cup of coffee for him*
'Ello Shiza. Thought you were going to shoot yourself.
Ira
YOU put it on!!!

*He presses one hand against her face and the other holding one of her arms, trying to keep her away*

I'M IRA, MIG, YOU DUMBASS!!
*he chuckles* I know that Shinji. *Smirks* Somebody has to keep you on your toes.
I would most deeply enjoy a better mood! You there, child with headphones! You're in a cafe, everybody here would love to be pals!
*the knight is in very high spirits. He radiates a shining optimism *
Ira!? But you're supposed to be dead! Xehanort said he killed you!
I have decided to turn my life around. As I held the gun of my temporary demise, I came to e realization. No longer shall I wallow in sorrow from such a small thing as rejection. I now lead a new life, not as the broken, alcoholic man you all knew. I am now a new man.
Ira I don't think Mig knows you.
Long story Mig but this is a different asshole named Ira. Still an asshole though!
*Despite his resistance he was successfully gagged* You make it more trouble then it needs to be.
*smiles gently*
I'm proud of you Shiza dear, Your drinks are on the house today.
Ira
Shut UP, SUOU!!
And I'm Ira, and as you can see, I'm alive!!
The only thing that was killed was nothing but a god damn mistake, a sad, weaker version of me and that Kazuya guy...
...
You moron.
.... You're almost comedically angry...

Can you let me go now?
Good job for you, Shiza. But I gotta go. Goodbye.
*walks outta the cafe*
I just don't get why he hates me? He's actually pretty funny sometimes but man guy needs to chill.
Ira
*He teeth become fangs, as he rips apart the gag ball*

Fuck you, Aergia, I want to speak today, can I at least have that, you annoying bitch?

*He glares at her as his fangs become teeth once again*
I feel great. No longer will I bother with pitiful acts like drinking alcohol. Now I must cleanse myself with a new beverage. In memory of this day, drinks are on me!
Nope, you spout nothing but shit. Also you're buying me a new ball.
Ira
*He stares deep into Migrant's eyes*

Eh? You didn't say the magic work, Miggy boy.
*the knight pulls out his laptop, its more decorated, a neon darksign emblazoned on it. How much did that cost?" Do you think it would be okay to send amazon packages here? I've what's known as a "debit card" now, with suitable funds. I can shop for us all now!
.... Please?
*aims his Blunderbuss behind Ira head*

One move and you are red paint.
Whoa! Guys! Calm down! Can't you all settle your differences in a nonviolent way?
HEY!
*an aura of power fills the room*
No fighting in Leblanc!
...C-Can I just get some tea?
Nope. He's an asshole who owes me a new ball gag.
Ira
*He pats Migrants head as he lets him go*

Good boy, I'll give you a treat one of these days.

*He then wraps his arm around Aergia instead, glaring at her with a smirk*

No, I'm not buying you a new ball until you accept you love me, your older and best brother you have.
Hey, calm down. Let's just browse amazon?
Here you go Hibiki.

*gives her a cup of tea and sits down across from her*

Crazy day, huh?
Best? Come on man we all know that her younger brother is beat.
Certainly is. I have no idea who these people are or what's happening.
But I guess I gotta stick around, this seems to be the best hangout spot so if I stay here, maybe I'll see that one girl.
*pours Hibiki some tea*
I'm sorry about that dear...
Well, I've got to get going, Places to go, people to see. Tell me if Stella shows up, I need to talk to her.
*she grabs him by the neck and pushes him off* Do it before I rip out your vocal cords!
That one girl? Do you have a name Hibiki?
*holsters his Blunderbuss*

Fine... I just don't like arreogant asswipes in here.
*Conjures a portal*

I'll see y'all around. Goodbye.

*Leaps majestically through the portal*
Uh... No. She was here yesterday when I was a ghost. She knew my name and seemed to know who I was, so I need to know why.
She had like
Blue-green eyes, dark green hair, white ribbon...
Goodbye Salad-san.

And I believe that girls Name was Miku.
Ira
Geez Aergia, I didn't know you admired me so much!

*He laughs his ass off*

To think you would be even more wrathful than I am!
I'm impressed.
Hmm.....*the knight ponders aloud. He has a tab open to a google search that when glimpsed says "is it possible to court a shadow?". He forgot to close it.....*
*She throws a stack of yen at him* There's the money, now go on.
Ira
You got it all wrong, sis.

*He catches the stack*

I'm Wrath, not Greend...thanks for the free money though.
Ara? Who's the lucky Shadow Knight?
Ta-chan, mind helping me enforce my point?
I think my feeling about being punched in the face yesterday was right...
What do ya need Aer-chan? Actually eh screw it why not.
Ahem.
Get the ball gag with that stack of money or it's your vocal cords.
Oh! Uh! *the knight shuts the tab immediately, terrified. You are sure you saw specific details of his interests. "Short haired and understanding, yet somewhat dominant." It said.*

Nothing at all!
Ara~ If its simply a gag you want, *pulls one out from under her skirt*
Here.
I wasn't....nothing!
Ira
*He crosses his arms and raises an eyebrow*

To think I want to protect her sorry ass...

*He mutters to himself while looking away, glaring at the poor wall*
I see, *whispers to Knight* Your secret is safe...
.... Why is that u-- you know what, I'm not going to ask.

*slides up to the counter and starts reading through some dusty and dirty pages*
Oh that's sweet of you~ In that case. *she turns to Ira and glares at him* Get me an MP3 player.
*Teleports out than comes back with a ball gag* Catch *he tosses it to Aergia* And don't ask how I did that I've got no clue.
Um.....
*still nervous somebody saw....*

......

*searches amazon for stress balls*
Her name was.... Miku, huh? It does sound familiar.
Ira
"Sweet"...? What the hell are you talking about!?

*He glares back at her*

Get your own damn things!!
*A sword appears in her hand* Okay, time to rip em out!
*walks in*
Hi...
Ira
*A red lance appears on his hand*

Let's dance, you imbecile.
*Aura flares up again*
I. SAID. NO. FIGHTING.
*tosses a gigantic, sparkling spear of lightning between both.* ENOUGH
*Jumps out of a portal*

Hello again. Can I just get a tea? Earl grey?
*pours Shiza a tea*
There you go.
*She hits him with the sword.... it squeaked. She starts laughing... a lot.* H-H-Holy shit! I can't believe you thought that sword was real!
Thank you.

*Sips from the tea cup*

Those two still fighting?
*he jumps through a window*
Bepem quaeso!
.... This place seems more insane than usual....
D-Does this happen often?!
Umm... Hi... Anyone...
Sorry wrong era!
*he dusts himself off*
What I meant to say was I come seeking bepis!
Ira
*He blinks for a couple of times before actually getting the damn joke*

...
........
............

*He then looks at his red lance and makes it disappear, in complete silence. He than claps slowly, laughing too*

Well played, sis, well played!!

*His has a big, dumb smile on his face*
H-Hello...
Hey Nanaka! How are you?
*chucks an actual can of soda that says bepis @NotIgor* there
Hey Nanaka.... you're the normal one, right?
Salutationem tibi do!
Greetings!
Ahhh... but seriously get me a MP3 player soon or I'll murder you.
Someone finally carries Bepis!?!
Hi...
*sits away from everyone*
N-no? Kazy says I'm weird...
Nanaka, you're fine.
I can purchase all these things for you.....
Ira
Fuck you Aergia, get it yourself.
Yep, you're the real one.

What're you doing here?
Hello Nanaka!
I'll just take a seat and enjoy my Bepis.
*he takes a seat and enjoys his Bepis*
Tic toc my dear brother. *She sits in one of the booths*
*taps on Ira's should and punches him*

The lady said to stop and cut that shit...

*black and red smoke begins to radiate*
Shin-kun!
*hugs*
Sorry I've been so busy lately...
You people are all insane. Nanaka, you're fine. The rest of you are crazy. I'm going to go talk to talk to a demon to find common ground on possession of my body. See ya later.

*Strolls through portal*
Excuse me? I am not crazy!
Neither am I....heathen

I am not crazy Shiza, I just lack empathy to assholes like Ira.
Ira
*He sits rigth besides her*

I don't have a clock, sorry.
I only have three easily diagnosed mental diseases!
*She kicks him out of the booth* You can look up at the sky.
How are you Nanaka?
Ira
*He sits again*

I don't have eyes.
*Pokes his head out of a portal*

Hunter, you're a bit crazy. Hibiki, you're fine. -EliteKnight-, don't wven fuciing start.
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*neku came back with new headphone and sits at the same chair

can i have 1 curry, please..

*neku plays a song
OOC: *Even, Fucking

I love it when I can't spell
Don't start that dipshit. *She gets out*
Tired... Nana's been running around doing stuff lately....
*Leans on Reaper*
*places plate of curry in front of Neku*
*sighes and drops 3752 yen on the counter*

Off to hunt beasts, you all have a good day.

*walks out*
You should rest then
Yea... I will...
*hugs reapers arm, and leans her head on his shoulder*
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thanks...


*eating a plate of curry right now,while he listens to another music with his new headphone
Ira
Geez, talk about anger issues...

*He yawns and rests his head against the counter*
*sips coffee*
Who's the guy in the ugly green shirt?
This place might drive me mad before I even meet her...
Ira
My name is Ira, thank you very much, Nanaka Akamoto.
Oh you mean the trash bag?
Are you sure that we don't have Sloth and Wrath reversed? Aergia seems pretty angry and Ira doesn't want to do anything.
*laughs*
*finishes his food and he is about to leave

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by the way, the headphones that you throw it is old, so it became broken right now

Ira? *gets pissed and stands up* Like the Ira that almost killed Kazy!?
*floats in while scanning the cafe*

Hello everyone. Don't worry I am here to look around.
@Sunbreakers_Ghost Welcome
Ira
*Raises an eyebrow*

No, that was a different Ira. In fact you could argue that Kazuya was killing himself slowly...in a way.
And hello... did Sentinel came here Mr. Reaper?
Haven't seen him sorry
No, not exactly. That Ira is dead, this Ira is apparently the real deal.
He use to be named Sunbrraker until he became the Sentinel titan.

*float to Ira and scans around him*
*glares at Ira*
You better not be.....
Ignore the trash bag Nana.
Ira
*Mimic Kazuya's voice perfectly*

Nana, you're so weird...~
Wow Nana, you're so good with your mouth.

*He chuckles*

What? Are you mad or something?

*He makes a bottle of whiskey appear, and drinks from it, casually looking at her*
*floats close to Ira*

The ability to mimic... I am sending this data to Sentinel.
Y-you... How... that's...
*sits back down, face flushed red*
*she looks like she's about to cry*
*hugs Nanaka*
*floats to Nanaka*

Are you okay?
Okay that was just plain rude, Ira...
Ira
Oh, I know a lot of things about him, Akamoto.
I was trapped inside of him, and when that Fake Ira was killed, I was free to leave at last.

*He smirks*

I was able to see the entirety of his heart, I know how he sees the world...how he feels about it and its people...how he feels about you and the bullshit you come up with.
*hugs Reaper back, tears in her eyes*
Are you alright?
*She tackles him again... this time with duct tape* I'm gonna shut you up for good!
*shakes head*
Ira
*He laughs like crazy*

That's right...don't you dare mess with me, Nanaka!!

*Turns towards Aergia*

Kinky.
Don't worry he's gonna stop
*is strait up crying now*
*before he is about to leave he heared a crazy laugh, even across his headphones

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...the hell, how did he make it more loudly than my headphones?
*She tapes Ira's mouth shut... and hands... actually his entire body was taped up. Looks like a grey mummy*
Ira
*He tries to move, but is completely unable to*

Mmmrph mhmmhm!!

*After a while, he just gives up*
*She picks him up and throws him out the door* Done.
*He walks in and looks around, looking confused as he notices the weird grey mummy*

Did you guys kill someone or...?
.... That was excessive, but it worked. Not that anyone walking past is going to understand.