Emerson's Armory and Practice Range

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Emerson

I noticed the lack of physical firepower as of late, and I decided to open up my collection to the public!

Prices are by item, and I take custom weapon requests, assuming I have the materials. I'll also take any unnecessary items off your hands.

Oh, and we have practice dummies and targets out back.

Starwaddle

Do you have any swords that look like Excalibur, any frying pans, or RPG's?

Emerson

I have a few of those false Excaliburs, and I certainly have some RPGs. Frying Pans however... that's not really a traditional weapon, so I don't have any.

Tatsuya

Wow Em you can build weapons? Got the tools to make Personas into em?

Emerson

Personas into Weapons? That's... hmm.

How exactly does that work? I might be able to if you give me the specifics.

Starwaddle

Cool. I'll take one RPG, and an electric Excalibur. Oh, and can you make a large frying pan? Like, one the size of a sword? My Shadow-sona uses them for some odd reason.

Emerson

Alright. Coming down to cost...
40K for the RPG, 100K for the Excalibur plus another 30K for the elemental charge, and the frying pan should be like 7k.
So Â¥ 177K.
If that's alright with you, I'll begin your order.

Starwaddle

*plops a large bag of yen on the counter* okay. Oh, and I mean a status effects for Excalibur. Just make it randomly apply shock to targets, okay?

Emerson

Oh. That's easy. Let's drop that down to Â¥ 112k then.

Emerson

*Begins forging a massive frying pan*

Starwaddle

Okay. Keep the change. I get paid for doing whateverâ€‹ around the Nexus.

Emerson

Wait... you get paid? Within the Nexus?!

The hell have I been going off universe for then! I spent a whole week doing odd jobs and gathering this stuff, and you're telling me there's jobs IN the Nexus?

Starwaddle

Yeah. There's some odd jobs around, but I own the amusement park, and all the employees don't work for money so...yeah.

Emerson

Ugh, you're making me really regret visiting a few places I did now...
Well, that's in the past.
*Is halfway done with the order*

Starwaddle

Eh, they don't really pay much, but it's easy money.

--Morgana--

So, your target practice is sword-proof, right..? I need to get my mind off stuff..

Emerson

Oh, certainly. Everything is ready for any form of weaponry. Fire, swords, guns, you name it, they can take it.

Also, Star, your order is ready. 1 RPG, 1 Shock-Calibur, and 1 massive frying pan.

--Morgana--

Huh, sounds good!!

I can pay you in treasure, riiight~? I got lots!

Emerson

Hmm... that should be fine.

Emerson

Although the training room doesn't cost anything.

--Morgana--

Awesome!! *he drops a gold bar from nowhere and scampers towards the training area~*

Starwaddle

Sweet. *Takes weapons* I'm so calling the it the Electric Excalibaloo: Excalibur Harder...nah, but that would be a crazy name...hmm...I should use that on something.

--Morgana--

..Oh. *sneakysneak back to retrieve gold bar*

Emerson

Thank you for your patronage!