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Shiza_Salad
Shiza, Gun for Hire: Reloaded
*Within a dark office sits Shiza, cleaning his dual revolvers, feet up on the desk. As you look around, the office looks more and more like an old noir movie. Shiza seems to be waiting for someone or something, as he sits in his dark red robes.*

Ugh...Today's a slow day for business...
Hillock
The assasin industry is falling apart. We need more ideas, @John!
Shiza_Salad
I know @Hillock. Here I am, waiting for clients, but no one's coming.
Hillock
It's a hard world...this kind of job is menospreciated...
OOC: I think they are asleep/eating/coming here now.
Hillock
Sorry, but I dont have any request for you
Shiza_Salad
That's fine. From an assassin to another, I'd be happy to help you on any contract. My treat.
Shiza_Salad
*Shiza, getting impatient with the lack of customers, decided to play darts on his board.*

I'm aware I have a contract for Akamoto, but I can't do jack if he's gone missing...
3xcal1bur
Is there anything happening in here?
Shiza_Salad
Welcome. My name is Shiza, and I'm availed for hire. Basically if you want something dead, I can do it for you. @3xcal1bur, do you have any troubles that follow these lines?
3xcal1bur
No, not really. Actually, do you know where the convenience store is? I think I dropped my stuff there when I disappeared.
Shiza_Salad
Ugh...Yeah. It's down the block. Are you SURE you don't require my services?
3xcal1bur
There's nothing I really want dead as for now, but thanks for the instructions!
*hands over 500 yen as thanks*
Shiza_Salad
A whole 500 yen? I'm already planning for my retirement...I guess I shouldn't complain though, God knows I need the money...
Akamoto_Shinji
*Warps in*
Hey... I heard you have a bounty on my head,
Shiza_Salad
hehehe. What's it to ya?
Shiza_Salad
Pretty ballsy of you to walk in here. I could kill ya right now, but I want to hear what you have to say... Go ahead @Akamoto_Shinji. What do you want?
KensukeKurosaki
shinji want your hand
Akamoto_Shinji
Thanks, pretty civil of you...
Well... first of all, Why does crossdresser boy want my hand?
Shiza_Salad
I don't fuckin' know. I don't ask, and he doesn't tell. I honestly don't care enough to, since he was payin' a whole bunch of dough.
Akamoto_Shinji
Good policy, Kinda wish I had followed it during my assassin years.
Shiza_Salad
Yeah. I know. So, whaddya want, anyway?
KensukeKurosaki
@Akamoto_Shinji, I want your hand so you cannot hurt yor sister anymore
Akamoto_Shinji
How much does he have on my head? I could settle this with a fight, but I'm feeling a bit lazy.
KensukeKurosaki
just your hand, I'm prepared to pay up to 1 billion pounds
Shiza_Salad
A whole lotta money. Don't remember how much exactly though...
Shiza_Salad
I remember now, it was about £5,000,000. Have fun countering that.
KensukeKurosaki
I'm prepared to pay lots more if needed shiza
Akamoto_Shinji
Right, I'll double that then, 1 billion to get off my back

*lays a bag of 5 Billion pounds on desk, then smirks at Ken*

One to hunt your previous contractor

*lays another bag of 5 Billion pounds on desk*
Akamoto_Shinji
*5 billion, not 1*
Shiza_Salad
Oh? So now this is a bidding contest for my loyalty? Nifty.
Shiza_Salad
Hmmm. Sorry Ken, but Shinji pays more. You're got yourself a deal Shinji. *takes 5 billion off his desk* As for the other 5, I'd rather not fight Ken. He's one of the more powerful people I know.
Akamoto_Nanaka
Gotcha, Well, take it anyway, Advance pay for if I get another bounty,
Akamoto_Shinji
OOC Wrong Char!
Akamoto_Nanaka
OOC Wrong Char!
Shiza_Salad
*It was at that moment Shiza knew, Shinji's mind is unstable*
Shiza_Salad
I guess this is all mine then. Don't mind if I do... *takes both sacks of money from the table*
Akamoto_Shinji
Well, I'm out then, see ya!
*warps to the Ena thread*
Shiza_Salad
I should probably do that too.

*follows Shinji to Ene's thread*