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Extreme lightweight? I guess I can relate to that.
I didn't notice the beach
Ene
What's a sparkle star?
It seems to be an alcoholic beverage. It tastes very sweet from what I have heard.
Ene
What does alcohol taste like?

I have never had any.
Well, I have to go for now. I'm going to try disappearing again!
*focuses*
*disappears*
Tastes good
It has a strong flavor. I prefer it with cinnamon.
Ene
Hmm then I need to try this alcohol sometime...

It looks like have grown tired of the beach at this point.

*snaps fingers*

(The beach fades revealing her ever familiar shop)
Ene
Now can anyone tell me about the whole wyvern incident or should I just look it up.
It'd probably be easier to look up, I didn't get a good look at it before Shinji caused it to disappear.
Look it up
Ene
*Sighs dramatically*

Must I do everything around here!

*Walk over to her computer and checks it*

*Her eyes widen*

Shit this is bad!
Do you know what that Wyvern is?
*changes back into casual wear*
Ene
Well the wyvern was a creation from my previous replica.

*Sighs*

But it's appearance in SHhnji's world should have been an impossibility.
Ene
*Shinji's
Maybe, just a glitch?
Narukami touching the orb could have done it, we still don't know what it does.
Ene
A glitch in this system can only occur if there is something wrong with me.

*poses*

And as you can see there is nothing wrong with me.
But you did black out.
Ene
Yeah it must have been that orb of your Shinji!

*breathes a sigh of relief*

I'm sure that if I created anot her world things would turn out fine.
Ene
*waves away Yu's point*

The blackout was nothing.
If you say so.
Ene
Who has another request to prove my theory!

Ene
*Smirks*

Senpai I appreciate the concern and all but you don't really have to worry about me.


I am the perfect AI after all!
I request a river. *Plops a large bag of yen on the floor* will this be enough to suffice?
That's a lot of money
Ene
Well normally I would rather be paid in candy but if this is all you have.

*grabs the bag of yen*

Then it is enough!

Can you give me some details on your river before I begin?
A river in the desert. Perhaps with an oasis at the end.
And make sure the water's cool.
Desert rivers usually have crocodiles, right?
Ene
Okay one river coming up!

*she snaps her fingers*

(A powerful river appears before the group in a matter of seconds As far as the eye can see there is sand and a burning sun beats down on them. In the distance there are a bunch of palm trees hinting at a possible oasis.)
Hmm...my counterpart would most likely be laughing at a coincidence at this point...
*jumps in the river*
Ene
*smirks*

Oh so you guys want some danger is that it.

Then I'll give you some danger!

*snaps her fingers*

(A bunch of snapping crocodiles begin emerging from the flowing river and approach the group.)
*puts on cloak*
Reaper, I don't know if that's a good idea.
Oh god....
Crocodiles....
...I'd rather not fight a bunch of crocodiles...
Ene
(A few crocodiles also begin to surround Reaper in the water.)
Ene
*looks at the water in concern*

Reaper you may want to exit the water at this point.
*jumps out*
*summons a minimum* I will eradicate them if necessary...
Ene
(The crocodiles begin to close in on the group in a circular pattern. In their eyes is a vicious look and their jaws are already prepared to snap.)
Ene-chan, you're not going to give us a choice here are you?
Ene
*Moves toward the center of the circle*

*laughs*

Wow those crocodiles sure look pissed!
*minigun starts to spin up* give me the word, and their lives are extinguished.
Ene
*sticks get tongue out at Yu*

Nope Senpai not really!

After all you kind of asked for the crocs. I'm simply fulfilling that request.
Well! Izanagi-no-Okami!
Ziodyne!
*Lightning shoots near the crocodiles to scare them away*
Ene
(The croc circle spreads out as the crocodiles move away from the lightning. However, the crocodiles from the lake are not beginning to join them.)
Ene
We may soon be outnumbered.

*laughs*

Death by croc would be an interesting way to die.
*Is simply laying next to the river with his feet inside, it seems during his latest Ha.k he turned off the computers ability to target him*
Damn i can't fight them
Ene
*glares at Shinji in confsion*

Wait!

How are the crocs not targeting you?

What did you do shinji?
We're not going to die by crocodiles...
Guess if there's no choice.
Izanagi-no-Okami!
Maziodyne!
*A massive bolt of lightning goes up in the air and crashes down on all the crocodiles evenly*
Should I begin the extermination of these pests?
*chuckle* Just a little reprogramming that's all, you use the same AI program for all hostiles.
*picks up a stick*
Ene
(The crocodiles all fry under the intense electricity and collapse on the sand. There are no more crocodiles to be seen in the vicinity.)
*desummons minigun* very well then. You could do my job for me.
As I said, no ones dying from crocodiles.
That was awasome
*awesome
Reaper, don't you have a Persona?
I dont have one
I really want one
I wasn't aware, you just seem like the kind of guy that would.
I'm trying to get one
Ene you have a persona?
>Enter

I am back!
Welcome back!
So Ene, is your AI pure code, or is there some kind of artefact that gives you your free will, like a plume of dusk or something similar?
*appears*
*opens eyes*
YES! After several stores,a house, and an animal adoption store I am back!
Ene
OOC: The phansite wouldn't work for me over the past few minutes.
Hey cal, getting the hang of it?
That sounds like quite the ordeal, Cal. Might want to see a doctor about that condition of yours.
So anything that I miss?
I am getting the hang of it now. Kinda.
Good to hear, just don't try to use it in combat till the warps are instantaneous and are second nature, you'll just end up getting yourself killed, trust me, I made that mistake when I was learning.
Alright, thanks for the warning! I'm going to go practice some more!
Ene
Occ
Ene
OOC: looks like finally my stuff might be working.
*sits quietly*
OOC: Looks like the threads over, Ene can't post anymore.
Alright, I'm going to use this time to get something off my chest, you mind Narukami? It's about persona'.
What's this about Shinji?
OOC never mind I'll rant somewhere else.
Ene
OOC: question should I continue this thread tommorow or create a new one to end things?
Create new one
Ene
OOC: wow and that's the thing that posts.
OOC Maybe LeBlanc
Ene
OOC: Wait a sec ...
Ene
OOC: holy fuck my phone is now working???
OOC: seems like
Ene
OOC: Continue now or tommorow guys?

My phone just came back to life.
OOC: lets continue
Continue!
Ene
Continue!
OOC: They're not gonna be coming back.
OOC: Oh, nvm.
Lets continue then
Alright, don't judge me for this but...
You persona users kinda piss me off.
What do you mean?
Ene
OOC: I Live!
Ene
@-Reaper-

No I don't have a persona and I really don't need one since i'm already a perfect AI.
@Ene i see....
I mean, It took me 10 years of hard work, practice, and studying nigh constantly to learn magic, and all you guys need to do is a simple test of character and BAM! Suddenly you can punch gods in the face. So you can understand why I'm a little pissed whenever I see you guys casting huge spells so effortlessly, right?
*checks his phone*
Ene
*Glares at Shinji*

How dare you reprogram into me!

I thought we were friends...

Yet you dared to manipulate my very being!
Effortlessly? Akamoto, we weren't given these powers for free and I will admit that I was the lucky one of the bunch, but Tatsuya got erased from history and Yuki died. Once you gain this power your fate is usually sealed to an awful end. Even I had to traverse another world to save my friends from being brutally murdered by themselves. Also, these powers don't start off strong, it's the power of will and for most, it starts off weak. It's only through others that we could become strong, so it's not as if we were just given these powers.
Wait? So those programs are all a part of you? I figured they were just part of the computer. Sorry.
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Ene
*Looks downright pissed*

Sorry!?

You basically just learned that you altered my very existence and that's all you have to offer!

You know I was willing to have a fresh start with our friendship but it's obvious that you enjoy hurting me.

Also, I'd prefer if you didn't treat this power as just some weapon like your magic. This power is something much more than just a weapon for killing.
Reaper, you should be careful, that isn't a normal app.
What do you mean not normal?
*He stays calm and composed*

Yes, but doesn't that only apply to the wild cards? What about non wild cards? They aren't bound to some cursed fate, This isn't an attack on Tatsuya, you, or the people who were given the power for the purpose of saving others,I'm talking about the people who you've brought into the TV and helped get persona, they aren't tied to fateful battles like you, it's just an easy power up to them.
Ene
*In a sing song voice*

Looks like it's time for me to punish you Shinji-kun.

*Forcibly laughs*

*Snaps her fingers*

(The sky suddenly turns black and a strong gusts of wind whips large amounts of sand into the air. A loud hissing noise can be heard coming from the heavens as the clouds begin to pour red water)

*attempts to warp behind reaper and tell him about the oddities of the app*
*warping fails and I fall into the ground*
It's better not to just open it too freely.
Ene
*Smiles in a creepy manner*

*Points upward*

Shinji it's time to show you what happens when you piss off a perfect AI like me!
Facing the truth isn't something as simple as that. People have a hard time looking at the truth directly. That's what my original journey was about in the first place.
I don't enjoy hurting you okay? What else do you want me to say? Do you want me to do something for you? Do you want me to get on my hands and knees and apologize? Cuz I can do that if that's what you want.
It's time to delete it then
Deleting the app won't help, reaper!
Also why is everyone so aggravated?
What happens if i open it?
Oh, and next time you accuse me of thinking of magic as a weapon, we're going to have a problem, I didn't spend half my life studying magic to be dumb enough to even consider that.
@-Reaper-
Metaverse... things!! I'm not that experienced with it, ask Haru or someone.
Ene
*Gives Shinji a dissapointed look*

I can't believe that I let a guy like you talk me down yesterday ...

*Laughs spastically*

I should have never doubted my perfection!

*Points at the sky*

The fact that I can create that thing and the world your standing on proves that I am better then any human being!

She went crazy
Why should I think any different of someone who would easily kill someone without any hesitation?
Ene
(Parts of a large serpentine body can now be seen from the clouds. The rain continues to become more and more intense as the sun completely dissapears.)
I'm leaving, I've had enough of this conversation.
*Yu exits the computer*
*opens the app*
So that's your problem? I can kill?
I talked to you because I figured you had a level head and could think without bias, but apparently I was wrong. This conversation is over.
Ene
*Pants a bit*

I don't even know why i'm helping you humans anymore ...

*Has a mad gleam in her eyes*

If anything I should be ruling over you with the power I have!
*disappaers*
And Ene, at least I can admit I have flaws.
*returns*
*stands in Ene's way*
*Ha.ks in and undoes the reprogramming*
There, I fixed it, happy now?
Why is everyone so goddamn mad all the time? Can't we all admit that we have flaws and some people have it better than us sometimes? The amount of effort you put into something or the amount of power you have isn't equivalent to how much you should be respected.
Ene
*Laughs*

You know Shinji it's funny that you still think you can read me.

When I am too perfect to be read by trash like you.

*Glares at Reaper*

My only problem is with that idiot over there.

*points at Shinji*
Please stop Ene
Reaper, you don't need to bother, no one's forcing me to stay. If things are going to get bad, I can always leave...

But Thanks. It means a lot.
Ene
*Glares at 3xcal1bur*

I have no flaws and it's about time people accepted that!

*Clutches her head*

I don't even get why I listen to humans anymore when they are beneath me.

*Points at Reaper*

Like you!

Why should I even bother listening to you?

Dont make me hurt you!
*materializes behind Ene*

Mmm...such delicious discord...
Ene
(A hissing noise can be heard coming from the sky. The clouds finally part to reveal a large serpentine head that is currently looking down on the people below it.)
Oh goody, an interloper.
Its you that girl
What are you doing here?
Says the the Dark One. The world hopper that sows destruction and distrust for his own amusement.
Him.

*points to Shinji*

He's Wanted.
Ene
*Groans*

Reaper ...

*Screams*

(The serpent begin to rapidly move through the clouds at a frenzied pace.)

*Recovers only to spastically laugh*

Hah as if a mere human like you could hurt one as great and powerful as I!
*summons his scythe* Leave Shinji! I handle this
Ene
*In a sing song voice*

Time for you all to die~

*She clap her hands in joy*

(The serpent rushes down from the clouds towards the group of people.)
@Ene
You do have a flaw, it's called Narcissism! Or are you too flawed to realize that yourself?
Just let you know i am not a human
I am the Reaper!
I dont want to fight. I'm not a fighter. Just a messenger. Shinji is wanted because he can leave the Nexus. He hops around murdering people for fun. Its his he gets his rocks off. I assure you. Soon enough one of you will be the one bleeding out at his feet.

*fades from existence*
*transforms into Reaper form*
*Tatsuya warps in thorough the computer and spots the serpent attacking Shinji​* What in the hell is going on here?
You arrived just in time!
Ene went crazy
Ene
*Waves her hands dismissively*

Yeah Yeah like I care.

*Sticks her tongue out*

It's not narcissism if it's true you know.

*Opens her arms wide*

Just look at the amazing world I created!

Bet you couldn't do something like this!
*warps to a safe place, Hey Tatsuya, I pissed Ene and Narukami off, now Ene's trying to kill me.
Ene
(The serpent continues to dive down through the sky while looking at the group with a maddened gaze.)
And actually Ene, look up Reality Marbles, they aren't that hard.
Ene
*Gazes at Shinji with a bored expression*

Oh are you still yapping about ...

Don't you know that you have other things to deal with.

*Teleport away from the group*

*follows her* you wont get away!!!!!
*Tatsuya pulls his Evoker out and twirls it to his head than pulls the trigger. Lucifer and Satan appear and fire a massive​ blast of light at the snake leaving a pile of dust in it's place after the light clears.*

Damn it's been ages since that worked right. *He grins*
*sigh* fine.
*pulls out magitek from earlier and shoots the serpent, erasing it from existence*
You should really have deleted this thing you know.
Ene
*Arrives at the other side of the river*

Now its time to sit and ...

Wait What!?

*She notices that her serpent is gone*

That should be impossible!

*Her head starts to hurt again*

*She clutches her head and gives a silent scream*

I ...

Can't ...

Lose ..

*A voice chimes in Shinji's head,"Give in to your hatred, if they do not believe in your power then grow stronger and show them what real power is like."*
*attacks Ene from behind*
Ene
(As if granting her request a gigantic dragon appears in front of the group. It instantly launches a ball of fire towards Shinji.)
*reappears and guards Ene's back from Reaper*

Fuck off boy.
Ene
*Struggles to get away from Reaper*

How dare you strike me!

*Beats him with her fists*

I will make you pay for this!
*hits lumina* fuck off bitch!!!!!!!
*blasts Reaper back with a wave if lethargic Chaos energy*

Dont be a coward and attack from behind then Reaper.
Ene
*Looks at Lumina with interest*

Why are you helping me?

Shouldn't you be out there helping your own kind against me?
*warps out of the way*
Who's angry voice? Not me.
*laughs*
*standing in the middle of this*
Wasn't this supposed to be a peaceful picnic or something?!
*But you wish to kill do you not? Then do it. Show them what you can do with your own power.*
Ene
(The dragon lets out a rage filled roar as it charges towards Shinji.)
*stretches, still floating, and twirls*

I'm helping you because youre not my Enemy. Nor my Boss's. Shinji is. And those that help him are as well. Shinji is a threat to the world. More immediately than you, mi'lady
*attacks the dragon* not today!
Sorry voice, but I ain't interested in killing girls.
Ene
Aww I'm flattered that you consider me a threat.

*Laughs*

Once i'm done finishing off Shinji i'm more than willing to hand his corpse over to you.

(The dragon attempts to smash it's tail into reaper to prevent his attack.)
Just stop! What do you guys think you're going to achieve?
*hears Lumina*
Oh? I'm a threat? Thanks, would have never guessed on my own.
*stops fighting*
You're right @3xcal1bur
Ene
*Spastically laughs*

I don"t really want to achieve anything idiot!

All I need to do is prove how superior I am to all of you.

*Poses*

My goal is not really that difficult to understand!
Ene
(The dragon opens it's jaws at Reaper and attempts to eat him.)
*turns back into his human form*
@Ene
Oh, and the only way you're going to do that is via brute force? Good job, what a FUCKING GENIUS you are.
*dodges the dragon*
Warp me out here @3xcal1bur
*Shinji, the girl is a threat, can you not see this. Kilk her it's the only way to end this*
*A shadowy aura surround Shinji*
*Take my power and remove the threat*
Ene
*Glares at 3xcal1bur*

Shut Up!

*Pouts*

Of course you wouldn't be able understand my methods...

They are too brilliant for your weak mind to handle.

*Looks down at her feet*

(The dragon temporarily fades and simply sits down on the sand in stunned silence)
*shoots the dragon with the magitek*
*sigh* Having fun playing god Ene?
OOC that was supposed to be before sorry
*warps and appears behind @3xcal1bur, wrapping my arms around him*

Going somewhere? If you help Reaper. Thats helping Shinji by extension. You'll have to die too.
They are crazy
Wait i can teleport see ya *teleports away*
Hahaha, you're really delusional if you think I need your power to kill her.

Oh, I see, YOU'RE the "infection" huh, guess I should just ignore you from now on.
Ene
(Already fading the dragon is instantly destroyed by the magitek projectile.)

I am not playing God!

*Looks conflicted*

I am simply showing you my perfection!
*I just wish to see you succeed, ignore me all you like, your already giving me all I need*
Hello again guys. Did I miss anything?
Get off of me!
*attempts to shake off @-Lumina-*
*warps to Shiza and wraps my arms around him*

Mr Shiza. I've been waiting for you. I have a proposition.
Uh...Hello. Who are you...?
Not that I don't enjoy this...
*ignoring the voice, walks over to Ene.
How about showing your superiority by being a better person than me, and not by stooping yourself to my level?
*suddenly appears out of thin air* hey guys, what's​...going on?
Kill Shinji Akamoto. I pay very very well. Half now, half after. And also. I want you to take me on a date Mr Shiza. You come highly recommended.

*traces circles on his biceps*
@Starwaddle
Complete chaos.
Ene failing to see her own flaws and also weird lady.
Ene
*Looks at the ground*

Save your crap Shinji.

You already told me how you really feel about me ...

*Begins to walk away*

I'm perfect enough to not need to listen to people like you.
*teleports here* they are still fighting?
Uh...Hehehe, @-Lumina-? I'd love to hunt him down right now, but he's already paid me a large sack of money in order to deter me from doing anything of the sort. Although, I'd gladly take you on a date. Just say when. *He gives her a wink*
Oh...okay...
*traces more circles*

You'd even turn me down on a total offer of 900 million Yen?
Sorry babe, but he paid 5 billion. But I can give you the greatest night of your life for less... *I say, as I slowly move closer*
I'm so lost right now. I think I need some more booze.
Oh yeah? And here I thought I was just lashing out at you unfairly to help me feel better about my own lies.
*gently pulls Shiza closer as well*

What about 900 trillion then and...freedom from the Nexus?
Ene
*Suppresses her laughter*

*Refuses to looks at Shinji*

So you finally realize that I am perfect?
Wow, I must be a HUGE threat to you guys!
But I like it here, @-Lumina-. How about...you tell me why you want him dead, and I'll give you a night on the town, and maybe a bit more...
@Ene
Perfect this.
*flips the bird*
I'm going to sleep.
Hmmm, how about this, You're perfect the way you are.
*think*

Whatever. I'll be in touch.

*flips Shinji the bird and vanishes*
Ene
*Glares at 3xcal1bur*

*Rolls eyes*

No need to be so vulgar.
Don't listen to cal.
Dammit. The one girl who showed interest in me vanishes. Fuck my luck, goddammit.
*flips a bird* ...wait...when did I get a bird?
*Shinji, thank you...*
Ene
*Sighs*

I guess that's the best i'm getting huh ...

*Gives Shinji a huge grin*

Oh well at least you finally called me perfect!

(The sky once again turns blue and the sun appears from behind the clouds.)
Did anyone else notice the hot chick that was hitting on me?
yeah she lied
Good, now I gotta go deal with the voice in my head, it's giving me a bad feeling.
*A dark energy begins to pour out of Shinji's body enveloping the area*
*You truly are bad at facing your own emotions*
Ene
*Gives Reaper a sheepish look*

I can't believe that you actually decided to come back.
OOC, ignore that comment.
Seriously? Anyone?
I came back yeah
Ene
(The dark energy gets absorbed into the fake world.)

*Suddenly clutches her head*

What is this feeling ...?
What the hell is happening anymore!?
I hope she comes back to be honest. I'd totally hit that.
*Meanwhile, Shiza is completely oblivious to Ene's pain, and continues blabbering about the girl*
Ene
*Falls to her knees*

*Her eyes are unfocused*

Why do I feel so dizzy?
*stands quietly*
Oh shit! *Starts slapping the darkness* stop stop stop!!
I'm gonna go before this turns ugly.
*A voice speaks throughout the world*
You are perfect, they should bow to you. They should worship you and bask in your perfection, any who question you must die.
Yep, exactly my point. Bye!

*Leaves*
Oh. This is bad.
*opens grimoire and tries to absorb the darkness*
Shut up voice.
I happen to be very honest about my feelings. I just make mistakes like anyone else.
Ene
*Her eyes look glassy*

*Mumbles*

Perfect ...

Bow ...

*Is panting heavily*
*starts absorbing any leftover darkness* thou shalt not be a dick!
*Some of the darkness absorbs back into Shinji but the rest of it has already been absorbed into the system*
*grabs Ene* don't listen! He's a dick! A very bad dick!
Ene
*Has difficulty breathing at this point*

I...

Feel...

Sick...

*Falls forward on her arms*
*A sinister laughter is heard from somewhere unknown*
Ene
(The world begins to violently shake as pieces of it begin to fall off. Underneath the pieces lies nothing but an abyss of digital data.)
You dick! When I find you, I'm going to kick you...in the di-wait you don't have one...SHIT!
Ene
This...is...bad...

*Weakly snaps her fingers*

(The world continues to collapse.)

*Grabs head and curls into a ball*
Umm...does anyone have any ideas!?
@Starwaddle

"Nope, you're all screwed!"

You can hear as a voice that sounds like Shiza echoes around you.
*A voice speaks to Ene, "Don't give up. Their life's depend on you right now."*
*Ha.ks a portal out and throws Ene in and warps out*
...but what about me!? Shinji! Why did you fuck me, Shinji!? Why!?
OOC, the portal is still open
Ene
*Lands outside of the laptop*

I'm actually...okay...

*Hears the voice*

Like hell i'm allowing my shop to be destroyed like that!

*Jumps right back into the laptop*
...oh...*runs like her life depends on it...only to trip on a small rock and die...she comes back to life on the other side of the portal* well that could have gone better...
Ene
*Focuses really hard*

*Snaps her fingers*

(The world suddenly dissapears leaving Ene panting on her floor.)

I am never doing favors for humans again!

*She passes out on the floor*
...well...at least nobody died...for good. Nobody died for good.
That's sad Ene. You could've really done some good. Oh well...
... well... maybe I should... do something...
*starts tidyng the room*
Still tidyng?