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bluehairedemo
Ira's Palace: The Heist
*The calling card has been sent sand the treasure has materialized. All that's left is to take it.*

Composer: Is everyone ready?
bluehairedemo
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Yu-Narukami
You all go ahead, I have something else I need to take care of. If you get into any trouble, well, I prepared something but I doubt you'll need it.
Starwaddle
I'm fucking ready! Time to kick a sin in the nuts!
Yu-Narukami
*Yu run's off in a different direction*
Mako-chan
Go forth my champion...
Eren_Yeager
I can always fuck up your plans by going on a titan rampage since this is rp
Izaya_Kuro
Goddess power courses through me!
Starwaddle
Oh...okay bye Yu! I'm sure this will end well.
Persona
*This will be interesting*
bluehairedemo
Comp: I know we're a small team, but we got this! Let's roll!
Izaya_Kuro
@Eren_Yeager

OOC: Your like the least cool titan shifter so stfu
Eren_Yeager
Who do you think is the best then?
Izaya_Kuro
OOC: Armored, duh.
Izaya_Kuro
OOC: That particular shifter no spoilers is also my favorite character so, it goes both ways.
Eren_Yeager
I can harden my whole body and fists
Centunculus_fur
Everyone report in and get ready for some living hell.
KillerQueen
I'm here. Let's do this.
Yu-Narukami
OOC: Take your AOT argument somewhere else. Don't be uncool I always sort of liked you @Eren_Yeager.
-Lumina-
*lounges in the sky*

Good luck children if Man. Do my dirty work.
bluehairedemo
*The party enters the contestant area. The wall where the banners were was still open... but no treasure*

Shit... of course he would be expecting us.
Izaya_Kuro
"I'm ready team. This is my first heist, so I promise not to let you guys down. Let's do this."
Bgammax
*sleeping in the stands*
Starwaddle
Star, reporting for the honor of kicking a sin in the nuts and then having a cuddle fest!
KillerQueen
*Starts practicing kicks...*

Just wait for him. He can't take all of us on!
Izaya_Kuro
@Starwaddle

"I like the way you think."
hazama
@Eren_Yeager
Don't be an ass
Eren_Yeager
My titan has a big one
Centunculus_fur
Alright you all know the drill get the item kill some big baddie make sure to take exploit any weaknesses and don't drag this out to long ok.

Alright your all good to go I'll be keeping an eye in case you any of you slip up.
bluehairedemo
Distorted voice: Welcome!!! Please, step into the arena!

Comp: We got no choice...
KillerQueen
@Izaya_Kuro

It's my first heist too. But I think my Persona is going to help. They know they need it!
Eren_Yeager
I'm out call me when you need a rampaging titan
Starwaddle
@Izaya_Kuro what can I say? I kicked a shadow in the nuts, the next big thing is a sin.
Izaya_Kuro
@KillerQueen

Is your Persona Killer Queen. Please please please be Killer Queen.
KillerQueen
*Walks into the arena, fixing goggles quickly.*

Let's do this. They'll be no match!
Izaya_Kuro
OOC^^
bluehairedemo
*Walks into the arena as well*

Comp: Let's make this quick.

*There stood Shadow Ira, looking... very cocky*
KillerQueen
OOC: His Persona is Horus, it's Psychokinetic/Buffs
Izaya_Kuro
"Is anyone else gonna miss this guy's voice? Yeah, me neither."
bluehairedemo
Comp: Honestly no.
Persona
*Yes, dance for me pathetic worms*
KillerQueen
It doesn't matter.

*Glares at Shadow Ira, readying for battle*

This sinner is going down today!
Izaya_Kuro
@Persona

OOC: Didnt you used to be a sweet cute butterfly? Wtf happened to you?
bluehairedemo
Shadow Ira: Welcome, Protectors of the Nexus!!! Ohhh do we have a special match for you!!!
Persona
OOC: I cast that side away, there is only Nyarlathotep now.
Starwaddle
Hehehe! I'm so fucking HYPED!! *Gets Heat Rised from so much hype*
KillerQueen
Especially easy, I bet! You may be the first shadow I face, but you won't be the strongest.

*He grins...*

Bring it on!
Izaya_Kuro
"Give the order Composer, we'll take him down real quick."
bluehairedemo
Comp: So, you gonna fight us now?

Shadow Ira: Oh heavens no! It'd be completely obliterated! No... I have someone else in mind... A "friend" of yours.
KillerQueen
What? Could you be referring to...
Izaya_Kuro
"No, don't tell me..."
bluehairedemo
Shadow Ira: Let's bring him out now!!! Introducing.... KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZUYAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! *After he shouts thegates behind him open and a cognitive Kazuya in gladiator armor steps in*
Starwaddle
He would...but I don't give a fuck! I'm going after him either way!
Izaya_Kuro
"Hey, Composer. We can save him, right? I don't wanna kill anybody."
Persona
*The shard of wrath will be mine...*
KillerQueen
It's Kazuya! Wait...it's not the real one. It's nothing to us! What are you playing at?
Mona
It's just a fake! Take it down!
Mona
*fires 5 pellets*
bluehairedemo
*Shadow Ira disappears*

Comp: I dunno...

Cog Kaz: *He raises his blade* For the glory of Ira!!!
Izaya_Kuro
"Guys, don't be so hasty. If this IS the real one, we'd just be killing a friend. Don't be so reckless!"
-LightningFarron-
A fake he may be, but he wears the guise of our friend.

*looks surprisingly pained by this*
KillerQueen
@Mona

That's right.

*Horus appears behind him, a giant swirling tentacled eye.*

Horus, my other half!
Starwaddle
Oh, so that's what's how you want to play it? Then bring! IT! ON!!
Izaya_Kuro
@-LightningFarron-

"Hey, Farron-san. You're not looking too good. You can fight, right?"
KillerQueen
Horus! Open em' up!

*Horus casts Psio on Kazuya with a huge blink.*
Izaya_Kuro
*sigh*

"You guys are uncomfortably okay with attacking an ally, even if he is a friend. Is this an effect of Wrath?"
bluehairedemo
Comp: Let's do this!!!

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===BATTLE START===
*The Cognitive Kazyua stands there*

CK: You foolish humans... You cannot defeat our glorious ruler, Ira!
-LightningFarron-
*nods to Izaya*

Yes I can fight. I'm just getting over the fact it's Kazuya's face.

*murmurs inaudibly* The face of someone I love...
Izaya_Kuro
OOC: Ok, to the noobies, combat hasnt even started lol. Wait a bit.
Izaya_Kuro
OOC: Hush my mouth
KillerQueen
OOC: Dang it. I was refreshing as fast as I could
Izaya_Kuro
"Okay then, I guess it's no different from normal. Mako-chan!!"

*he casts Beam Claws are lightning 3 giant lightning claws surround each hand and he charges at Kakuya and slashes with grace*

[summon electric claws resembling Taokaka's claws and strikes for Colossal Lightning and Physical damage]
Izaya_Kuro
OOC: Thanks to my "Best Battle Music" thread earlier, I have a great new song to fight with.
-LightningFarron-
*shakes head*

damn it. I cant...

*retreats*
bluehairedemo
Thanatos Picaro! *He casts Maeigaon*
Izaya_Kuro
"Farron-san!! We'll win this. Don't worry, do what you have to!"
Starwaddle
Come, Excalibur-S! *Summons her new sword* let's go! Concentrate! *Star is Concentrating*
Mona
Let's do this, persona! Miracle punch!
KillerQueen
Alright Horus! Open em' up!

*He casts Swirling Lash on the Cognition, The eye starts spinning faster and faster in a hypnotizing manner, creating waves of psychic energy*

[Severe Psi damage with a low chance of Confuse]
bluehairedemo
UPDATE
The_Hunter
*Catches up with the group super tired*

Wait... I need to *cough* catch up...
bluehairedemo
*The Cognitive Kazyua took every hit, but he tanked it... somewhat. HP 94%

He holds out his COMP.*

CK: Come, Cerberus!

*A Cerberus shadow appears before the party*
KillerQueen
Come on! They summoned a Cognition. Wait...I don't know you.
KillerQueen
^^^ @The_Hunter
Mona
*continues to spam miracle punch on cognitive Kazuya*
bluehairedemo
Comp: Shit, he can summon shadows.
Starwaddle
This is but a taste of my true power! Megidolaon! *Summons Shadow-sona to fuck their shit up*
Izaya_Kuro
"This guy can take punishment, okay then. Mako-chan!!"

*pulls out his bow and casts One Shot Kill dealing high gun damage with a high crit rate and firing an arrow straight at Kazuya's direction with grace*
Izaya_Kuro
OOC: I over do the description too much but whatever
bluehairedemo
Messiah Picaro! *He casts Megidolaon*
KillerQueen
Wait a second...He's strong! Let's fix that...

*Horus blinks to cast Rakunda on CK*

I'll focus on the Cognition, the Cerberus shouldn't be a problem.
bluehairedemo
OOC: Everyone acted?
KillerQueen
OOC: I need to check.
The_Hunter
I'll aid you on the shadows Yuki!

*Pulls out a gattling gun and mows down the Shadows*
bluehairedemo
UPDATE
Starwaddle
Ooc: everyone acted.
KillerQueen
OOC:This must be a huge update...
bluehairedemo
OOC: Sorry something came up. I'll be there in a bit
Izaya_Kuro
OOC: Take your time
bluehairedemo
*The Cerberus was instantly defeated.
The Cognitive Kaz was still standing, though his armor and COMP look ruined.*

Distorted voice: No no no no NOOOOOOOOO!!!!! He's supposed to KILL you all!!!

OOC: Sorry for the late update
KillerQueen
That's right. Your armor didn't matter at all now did it! I'll show you my Horus!

*Horus starts swirling once more in concentration....*

I'll finish you...
Starwaddle
Yeah! Take that!
Izaya_Kuro
"Without his COMP, he's practically useless."
KillerQueen
I told you guys I would help!
Mona
Miracle punch
bluehairedemo
Distorted voice: Grrrr... It's time for a little boost.
*A black mist surrounds the Cognitive Kazuya.*
Starwaddle
Oh no, he's getting stronger, whatever shall we do? Pfft! Please, it's going to take more then a simple power up to stop me!
Izaya_Kuro
"You guys sure have a lot of confidence."

OOC: Our turn?
KillerQueen
Wha...What's it doing now?

*Horus had finished concentrating but hadn't moved yet...*

Wait a second! It's powering up! Everyone defend yourselves!
bluehairedemo
Comp: I don't think it'll be a simple power up...
Starwaddle
So? It can't stop me! Give me your best shot!
Persona
*Confident are we? Yes, you should be. Your a goddess and there just foolish pathetic mortals.*
*Infection increased*
KillerQueen
@Starwaddle

Don't get cocky...That mist is real spooky...I'll have to defend you guys.

*Horus rises over the party and casts Marakukaja*
bluehairedemo
*The Cognitive Kazuya is enveloped by the mist. The mist expands and expands... then it fades away, revealing an Owl-like creature! It was huge compared to a human! It had green pearlescent feathers and giant wings.*

Comp: Shit...
KillerQueen
Try guns, we might be able to shoot it out of the sky!
Izaya_Kuro
"Well now we aren't fighting Kazuya. Let's go all out."
Starwaddle
Oh...well, this puts us at a disadvantage...maybe I said too much...please don't fly away...
KillerQueen
Shoot it down!

*He retrieves his dual flintlocks and begins firing at the birds wings*
bluehairedemo
*The Owl looks at the group and screeches*

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Izaya_Kuro
"Cats eat birds, this should be no problem. Mako-chan!!"

*Izaya snaps his fingers and a massive wave of blood gushes out of the Shadow's nose with grace*

[drastically decreases the defense of the enemy for a turn, high chance of dizziness]
Starwaddle
It seems I said to much...whoops...wait, why do I feel stronger? *Suddenly gets Heat Rised* wow, all that grinding must be paying off! Let's go! Concentrate! *Star is focused*
Mona
*fires 5 bullets*
KillerQueen
OOC: KQs move was what I said before
bluehairedemo
Messiah Picaro! *He uses Megidolaon*
KillerQueen
*Fires two shots from his flintlocks*
bluehairedemo
UPDATE
bluehairedemo
*Thanks to the sudden spray of blood from it's nose... don't question it, Owl Kaz took more damage! HP 81%

Owl Kaz attacks Mona with it's talons*
Starwaddle
Wait, that's it? Wow, this will be easy! Someone buff me!
Izaya_Kuro
"Will do."
Izaya_Kuro
"Mako-chan!!"

*Izaya starts reading a phanfic from memory inspiring the whole team and buffing their damage with grace*
Mona
Casts masakunda
bluehairedemo
Let's go! Thanatos Picaro! *He uses One-Shot-Kill*
KillerQueen
@Starwaddle

I got the buffs!

*Horus hovers over her and casts Tarukaja*
Starwaddle
Yeah! That's more like it! Let me show you a fraction of my true power! MEGIDOLAON! *Summons Shadow-sona and fires off a huge rainbow explosion (because pretty lights)*
Izaya_Kuro
OOC: Ok, can we all agree that Thanatos is unarguably the coolest persona ever?
bluehairedemo
OOC: Eh, I think Arsene is cooler.

UPDATE
bluehairedemo
*Owl Kaz took heavy damage... but it still withstood it all. HP 71%

Owl Kaz takes flight. As it does a gust of wind knocks the party back*
Izaya_Kuro
"It's gonna dive us. Everyone, heads down!"
KillerQueen
There's gotta be a way to take it down...
Starwaddle
So...we might need Yu now...that, or does anyone have a ballista in their pants?
bluehairedemo
Comp: Ngh! It's strong... I'll give it that. *He holds up his sword, preparing for the attack*
Izaya_Kuro
"This can't be good."

*Izaya stands his ground and readies his defend with grace*
Starwaddle
Okay, I guess it's time to guard! *Summons a large shield to guard against the attack*
Izaya_Kuro
@Starwaddle

"By the way, what are you Goddess of? My goddess can't summon weaponry and armor like that."
Izaya_Kuro
OOC: Making small talk mid boss fight, that's how a roll
bluehairedemo
UPDATE
KillerQueen
*He holds Horus in front of him as he kneels to guard himself...*

Hold tight...I gotta think of a plan
...
bluehairedemo
*Owl Kaz descends. It lands and causes a massive shock wave!*

Distored voice: GAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!! No one can defeat my champion!!!
Starwaddle
Oh, I'm just a multiversal goddess...but at one point, I was known as the goddess of insanity...but that's in the past.
Bgammax
*wakes up at the sound of the crash*

Oh? Did I miss something?
Izaya_Kuro
"Ah!! Everyone alright?"
KillerQueen
*He's blown back quite a bit, but he's still standing.*

And no one can defeat us either!
bluehairedemo
Comp: Gah! Shit! ... We gotta do something about it's wings!
KillerQueen
Composer...I can shoot them...I have a good eye for shots.
Starwaddle
Argh! That... didn't really hurt that bad...neat! Now then...ahm...YU, GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE WITH A BALLISTA!!
Izaya_Kuro
"Let's just hit it's whole body then. Mako-chan!!"

*casts Makougaon and a giant beam of holy energy surges down from the heavens and roasts the bird with grace*
bluehairedemo
Go for it! We'll distract it!
KillerQueen
Horus! Turn it's mind to mush!

*Horus starts spinning again, using Swirling Lash to try to confuse the Owl...*
bluehairedemo
Messiah Picaro! *He casts salvation*
Starwaddle
Yeah, if you can shoot it, then go for it! Blazing Hell! *Summons Shadow-sona to...BURN! IT'S! DRE-FACE! IT'S FACE!*
bluehairedemo
OOC: Correction, Oratorio.
KillerQueen
Just hang tight, that should've confused it enough for me to get a good shot.

*He nods, retrieving his flintlocks again...He starts to run towards a vantage point in the arena.*
bluehairedemo
UPDATE
Izaya_Kuro
"Thanks for the support, Composer."
bluehairedemo
*Owl Kaz didn't take a lot of damage, and the confusion didn't work. However KQ went off undetected. HP: 68%

Owl Kaz swipes it's wing across the field, attacking all active fighters.* (Not including KQ)
bluehairedemo
Comp: Ngh! Don't mention it...
KillerQueen
*He starts to climb the bleachers getting just the right angle for the shot...*

Alright...Time to blow your birdbrains out...
Izaya_Kuro
"Mako-chan!!"

*draws his bow and casts One Shot Kill and aims for the wings with grace*
Starwaddle
Ouch, that hurts! Okay, time to clip those wings of yours! *Pulls out...is that an RPG?* Fuck you! *Flips a bird(literally) and proceeds with firing a rocket to it's left side*
bluehairedemo
Thanatos Picaro! *He casts Door of Hades*
Izaya_Kuro
"RPG?! Okay, I know who to not make mad now. You are just full of pleasant surprises, aren't you."
bluehairedemo
UPDATE
Starwaddle
Yes, yes I am. Got it yesterday...or the day before.
bluehairedemo
*Owl Kaz took a good ammount of damage. HP 59%*

Distorted voice: Wait.... ONE OF THEM IS MISSING!!! WHERE ARE THEY?!

*KillerQueen, strike!*
KillerQueen
*KQ puts on his goggles and focuses...focuses...gotcha!*

Sayonara birdbrain!

*He fires precision shots through the joints of the Owl's wings, it's going down!*
bluehairedemo
UPDATE
bluehairedemo
*The bullet pierced through Owl Kaz's wing, leaving a large wound. The Owl falls down*

HOLD UP!!!

Distorted voice: NOOOOO!!! GET UP YOU IDIOT!!!
Izaya_Kuro
(AOA)
Starwaddle
*summons repeater pistol* all out attack?
Izaya_Kuro
"Let's hit this bird brain as hard as we can, guy!"
KillerQueen
*KQ puts away his flintlocks and retrieves his scythe...*

Time to show you the meaning of fear!

*He hops down onto the bird, hoping to initiate an All Out Attack.*
bluehairedemo
Izaya requested an AOA!
Y/N?
Starwaddle
Yes.
KillerQueen
Yes!
bluehairedemo
UPDATE
bluehairedemo
*The party preforms an AOA. They cause colossal damage to Owl Kaz thanks to it's wound! HP 21%

Owl Kaz seems tired...*
KillerQueen
That was exhilarating...It's weak now huh! Why don't you just give up?

*He haughtily laughs as he spins his scythe around and around skillfully.*

We're stealing your treasure anyway.
bluehairedemo
Let's emd this! Messiah Picaro! *He casts Megidolaon*
Starwaddle
Agreed! Megidolaon! *You've seen it once, you've seen it a thousand times by now*
Izaya_Kuro
"That last attack worked like a charm, let's try again. Mako-chan!!"

*casts One Shot Kill Again with grace*
bluehairedemo
UPDATE
bluehairedemo
*Owl Kaz was defeated by the barrage of attacks. It tries to fly, only to fall back into the wall. As it does the wall breaks, making Shadow Ira and some kind of crown fall out*

===BATTLE OVER===
Izaya_Kuro
*panting hard after the battle*

"Good work... that was... a good job every one..."
Starwaddle
Huh...I feel much stronger after that battle...*learns Heat Riser and forgets Burn Boost* yeah...I think I can turn up the heat on my attacks a bit more!
bluehairedemo
Comp: Yeah... *He looks at the crown.*

*Shadow Ira gets up* H-How...?
Starwaddle
Because you suck! *Runs up and kicks him in the nuts* and I'm the goddess known for kicking Satan's ass to an amusement park!
Persona
Good work...everyone...
bluehairedemo
Shadow Ira: NGH! *He falls over.*

Comp: I'm guessing this is the treasure? *He picks up the crown*
Starwaddle
So...who wants to take his shard?
Persona
I will take it...
bluehairedemo
Comp: I think we should leave it.

Shadow Ira: Heh... you... idiots. *He stands up... holding his crotch*
Starwaddle
Oh no you don't you fuck! I mean, sure, you can kill him, but the moment he's dead is the moment I take that shard.
Starwaddle
Oh shit it a zombie! *Shoots Ira in the face... repeatedly...*
bluehairedemo
Shadow Ira: Don't you idiots get it? ... I'm not- *Before he could finish... he was shot in the chest!! It left a large hole and dark mis surrounds the rim* I.... I...
Izaya_Kuro
"Oh no."
Izaya_Kuro
OOC: AKECHI!!!!!!
bluehairedemo
Comp: No... No!

*Shadow Ira falls to the ground and disappears*
Starwaddle
Where's the shard? There's supposed to be a shard here! Where is it!?
bluehairedemo
*Everything begins to shake* Nevermind that, let's get out of here!!
Persona
The shard belong to me already!
*The shadowy mass appears from where Shadow Ira was*
Izaya_Kuro
*runs to the exit with the rest of the team*
Starwaddle
How did you do that!? Did you just rip it out from behind him!?
Persona
See, you later, Star.
*a hundred eyes stare star down as the mass dissipates*
Bgammax
I.... Ira? This doesn't look good... I... I better go
*vanishes in a flash of green fire*
bluehairedemo
*Runs to the exit* C'mon!!!
Persona
*Haha, Ira is dead, all the pawns are playing into my hand*
Starwaddle
I don't like the sound of that...fuck it! *Sudden jump cut to Star being launched out of a cannon, passing by everyone* scuse me, pardon me, coming through!
bluehairedemo
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