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Izaya Kuro's Pep Talk
Ok my champion, it's pep talk time. Ready to listen?
*takes a knee*

Y-Yes, my lady.
So let me get this straight. What's your arcana?
My.. arcana? The Lovers, same as you my lady.
Ah, I see. But something doesn't quite add up. I summoned forth a champion who is brave, dashing, handsome, and manly as I could possible find. Girls should be absolutely fawning over you, I made you a chick magnet. What's going on, dood?
I... uh... Well you see... I'm not really sure what the problem is. I'm trying my best to talk to them, but I don't think anybody really cares about me that much yet.
Hmmm... Strange. Nobody cares about you? You should be the center of attention. How could they not pay attention to a cute cat boy?
C-Cute... umm... Anyway, I feel like I don't have a lot of presence. Whenever I enter a room and try to strike a conversation, I usually just get voided. It's like I'm not even there, they don't even see me or something.
You lack presence, huh? Man, that sounds pretty sad honestly. You should join a basketball team.
Uhh... pardon, my lady?
Nevermind. Ok, back to talking about girls. Have you even tried flirting?
You want me to f-flirt? I'm sorry, my lady. I don't know how much I could really do that...
Yeah, that's certainly not an easy task. Hmmm... then what do you think is the problem?
Well... I just... I just don't think I really fit in sometimes. The people here are all really different from me, and they're all a lot more knowledgeable than me. It's intimidating sometimes.
I can understand that feeling. Ok, listen closely. If you want to fit in around here, you gotta let people know you're there, and show them the amazing person you are. Grab the attention of everyone, by force if you have to, and let the world know "I AM HERE!!!!"
My lady... did you just make a My Hero Academia reference...?
Ha! Ya damn right I did. Now go forth my pupil. Go claim the cutest, sweetest, most wonderful girl for yourself, and live up to the name of being my champion.
H-hai! Arigato gozaimasu!

*bows and leaves*
I believe in you.
(yeah I just spent the last 20 minutes talking to myself, fight me)