Can you kill anyone?

Yes, as a matter of fact. Why do you ask? Do you require my services?

I would like you to kill a certain Fairy. They have turned me into a frog and now I cannot not get back.

Who's the mark, and how much is the payment?

The mark is a blue fairy who will only come out when you wish upon a star, I will pay 2,000 and a thousand more if you can get info on how to get back to my cat form.

Nanaka has a job for you....

*Enters* Yo, just passing by, how are you doing?

Sup, @Nanaka!

Hello Hillock...

Is the owner of this establishment here?

Looks like he is already in another job

The Blue Fairy must pay

He will regret not taking my job.... I am willing to pay any price for it...

OOC: Sorry, I was trying to find a REALLY old thread for my wiki page.

IC: *Snaps out of my deep thinking*

I'm sorry...Jesus, when did so many of you get here! It's getting a little crowded. Anyway, how can I help you?

I Have a job for you...

Yes Nanaka? Who's the mark?

Lightning Farron. Specifically the ring she carries around, I wish for you to retrieve it for me.
Only kill her if absolutely necessary.
You are NOT to tell anyone the name of your contractor.
*Hands Shiza a blank check*
I believe this shall suffice to keep my identity a secret.

Hmm...Not that I have anything against you, but she's technically related to my girlfriend. I'll try, but no promises, alright?

Fine, But understand that only success will be rewarded.

I know this. That's what a contract is.

Good.

Do you mind if we do the ambush here. i rather not disturb the people at Leblanc.

I don't mind. Go ahead, I'll wait until you're ready.

Alright. Lets do this.

When a star is born
They possess a gift or two
One of them is this
They have the power to make a wish come true
When you wish upon a star
Makes no difference who you are
Anything your heart desires will come to you
If your heart is in your dream
No request is too extreme
When you wish upon a star
As dreamers do
Fate is kind
She brings to those who love
The sweet fulfillment of their secret longing
Like a bolt out of the blue
Fate steps in and sees you through
When you wish upon a star
Your dreams come true
When you wish upon a star
Makes no difference who you are
Anything your heart desires will come to you
If your heart is in your dream
No request is too extreme
When you wish upon a star
As dreamers do
Fate is kind
She brings to those who love
The sweet fulfillment of their secret longing
Like a bolt out of the blue
Fate steps in and sees you through
When you wish upon a star
Your dreams come true

*Appears in a blue light* Who has Summoned me? Oh its the cat frog.

*Whispers*

Do I do it now?

NOW SHIZA!

What is this?!

Uhh, just wait, a bit longer Fairy.

(Waiting intensifies)

DIE FAIRY!

*Empties all twelve bullets from my revolvers into the magical being*

*Looks up at the fairy* You like jazz?

OH SHIZA YES!

*Unholsters my scythe from it's hilt and slices the fairy, finishing it off*

That'll do it.

OOHH GOD! *Falls onto the floor dissapearing in a blue mist*

Y-You did it Shiza. Thank you. *Looks down at his frog hands* I guess it will wear off eventually?

Hopefully. If not, then I can't help you other than going on a multiverse journey to find an artifact that'll help.

Well if it doesn't wear off and you do end up going on a journey, I would like to accompany you.

Once I obtain enough funds, I will be able to do that. Once I depart, I will find a few artifacts. One, to gain immortality, and two, to help you with your predicament.

I hope I can be of help...If I'm able to accompany you.

Of course you can! You're my friend.

Thank you Shiza! *Hops onto your shoulder* It will be a fun and wacky adventure!

(Disney intensifies)