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The Beach 2: Innocent Crabs
*The beach episode returns, and with a vengeance. Beautiful sky, beautiful sea, beautiful women.... forget that last part.*

Learn self control Adam...
Onii-chan.....
Onii-chan.....My head.....
My head.....Where the fuck is it.....
Fuck this shit I'm out.....
... That happened...
.... Yup.
Beach time would be nice.

*puts on sunglasses and lays out a towel to sunbathe*

I'm jus gonna relax. None of the usual Mako-chan antics, just some nice peace and quite.
(is there a such thing as innocent crabs?)
Is that a fan service topic?!
OOC: The crab in the P3 movie.
Well, I'm gonna go change.
*I don't like sand. It's coarse, and rough, and irritating, and it gets everywhere*
Ok Rachel... Shut it.
*Yuki leaves for a bit. But yeah I don't like sand either. Actually I just plain don't like beaches.*
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Wow! The ocean is amazing!
*No one got my crappy reference*
That's cause no one cares nerd.
Yeah, I hate sand. It's coarse, it gets everywhere.
Oh shit Aigis already made the joke, my bad
@RobowaifuAigis

I got you, that's a great joke gg
*Yuki returns with his swim trunks*
Its an old one, but it checks out.

*nods and walks out onto the sand wearing a pair of black pumps and a sleek black bikini*
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Maybe I should change too.

*Starts to slowly remove her shirt in public*
*somehow has already had a bikini on this whole time*
Robo magic.
Do that in private sweetie.
@RobowaifuAigis

Just curious, how do you wear a bikini?
Uhm, Miss Lavenza.

*points to changing stalls*
@bluehairedemo, @-LightningFarron-
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Oh, right. I forgot. How silly of me...haha...

*Goes to the changing stalls*
@Mako-chan
It's easy
I just put it on like you guys do.
*sets out towel next to-ish Mako's*

Would you like me to set up umbrella for us?
Tch. Damn.
*Lavenza comes out of the stall wearing a cute two-piece swimsuit*
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How do I look?
*Adjusts her top*

Oh jeez, Nanaka you've given me both a blessing and a curse...
"Why do I feel like I just walked into a beach episode? ...eh, there's no harm in relaxing for once."
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*throws towel down and starts sunbathing*
Cute as always sweetie.
*props umbrella and lies down with a sigh*

A nice change of pace..
So this is the beach, time to make a perfect performapal show here!
@bluehairedemo
*Giggles*

I'm gonna go take a dip in the water.
Be careful.
"Well, guess I should at least get out of this coat and into a more fitting outfit."

*walks into a changing room*
@bluehairedemo
I will.

*Wears sunglasses and heads to the water*
Ah... This is relaxing.
*yuya puts his hands into the sky and speaks loudly

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!
Hope you guys ready for today's show!
Today show is "sparkles in the sea"!
*He sits next to Aigis*
*Lavenza can be seen on a float in the water. She seems to have dozed off.*
*lazily looks to Aigis and Yuki*

Yo, your kid is gonna drown at this rate because she fell asleep on a floatie if she rolls off. Or at least get very sunburnt.
I'm glad sand hardly ever gets in my gears... That would irritating.
*walks out in a swimsuit (as seen in the profile picture)*

"Ah, that's much better."
I'll get her. *he stands up and walks into the water*
Now then!
Let's meet our cast!
I'll put scale 1 stargazer magician and scale 8 timegazen magician into the pendulum scale
*yuya put those two into the pendulum

*also the pendulum showed up into the sky

Go the pendulum, draw the light into the arc
I pendulum summon five arc magician and odd eyes pendulum dragon!
*Snoring*
Okay then! THE FUN HAS JUST BEGUN!

*arc five magician and odd eyes goes inside the sea, arc five made some light into the sea and a beautiful light is shown at the sea, odd eyes gets out the sea with some sparkle gets out from the sea and made it into the sky, some of the sparkles made it into beautiful fireworks

The show has been finished!
OOC: your profile pic hasn't changed on my end @Gray_Tenebris. Should it change?
*He picks up Lavenza and carries her out of the water* Aigis, get another towel please.
*sees the show, then directs his attention to the sleeping Lavenza in the ocean*

"...how did she stay asleep over all of this?"
*sits up and stretches*
Now for my back.
OOC: @-LightningFarron- it changed on my end. No idea why it's being so stubborn on everyone else's.
*throws down another towel*
There we go.
*noticed @IamThou sleeping on the sea with some sparkles attached on her

*screams so loud
HEY! WAKE UP, YOU ARE ON THESE SPARKLES!
*He sets Lavenza down on the towel*
OOC: went through finally *claps*

IC:

*lazily pours self some champaign and sips, staring out into the ocean*

Dont forget to unclasp Miss Aigis. Don't want funny tan lines.
*Lavenza's not waking up.*
*a shark fin appears in the water*
She must've been studying all night...
Odd eyes!
*yuya rides in the odd eyes on the sea, trying to wake @IamThou and gets out from the sparkels
*Lavenza's temperature seems to be higher than normal.*
These waters have sharks?
!? Aigis, check her temperature.
Apparently so, Mako....
@IamThou oh no... Because of this, I'll not make the same mistake again...
Five arc!
*five arc brings @IamThou outside the water
@-LightningFarron-

I'm doing stuff so I completely missed your umbrella request. Nah, the sun feels nice today.
@bluehairedemo
Right!
*feels her head*
It's a little higher than normal.
I have the medicine that yuzu gave it to me!
*gives the medicine to @bluehairedemo there is no time!
We should make her okay before anything happen!
@RobowaifuAigis

Da...ddy....

*She's sweating a lot*
OOC: WRONG @
@bluehairedemo

Da...ddy.

*She's sweating a lot*
Damn, she confused her parents. She must REALLY be sick.
*the shark comes out of the water revealing itself to be a girl all along*
Gh-, hey @IamThou open your mouth, this medicene will low her temperature for now!
@Mako-chan
OOC: xD
@YuyaSakaki
*Slightly opens her mouth*
Wow, that's a really cute shark. *winks at Sharktone*
We need to get her home.
Kotone Sharkomi
...
*Hillock appears*
"...so Lavenza is so sick she's seeing her mother as her father? That's... rather serious." *trying his damn hardest to suppress a laugh*
Sup?
*puts the medicine into her mouth

That should do it, maybe she will be okay.... Probably
What happened to @IamThou?!
@bluehairedemo
Understood!
@Mako-chan My Jaws get a lot of work.
@Hillock she will be okay, yuzu's medicene will make her butter!
*reads a book and sips more champaign*

*lowers book a bit and waves to Hillock*

Mr Hillock, please, join us!

*..wait that book...is that a Yuri fanfic???*
If you say so...
@Kotone Shiomi

Not sure what that's suppose to mean... but still sounds hot.
OOC: Oh my my my
@-LightningFarron- I will, but not much. I still have things to do.
@-LightningFarron-

Lightning's narrator is truly best girl of the phansite.
"Well, the immediate danger seems to be gone. No harm in relaxing now."

*walks over to the changing room he put his coat in, and then walks out with a towel, a small picnic basket, and a rather large hard-cover book*

*sets his towel a fair distance from the water*

"Now, then, I have some reading to catch up on."
@Mako-chan I am not too sure either~
*He sighs* Why does the Nexus do everything it can to ensure we don't relax?
*oh my my, thanknyou Mako-sama~! Nya~!*

Careful. You'll inflate her ego big time.

*she lazily reads more of the book, ears a bit red with embarrassment*

....
So, anyone tested the water? Is it good?
@Kotone Shiomi

*lays out an extra towel for Kotone*

Care to join me?
@bluehairedemo I cant say for sure...
@-LightningFarron-

I-Is that... one of my works?
@bluehairedemo
Daddy...I'm...so...sorry...



I...ruined...your...


*Lavenza is now out cold*
*winks @Mako-chan and lays down on the towel*
It's okay sweetie... *he picks her up and carries her out*
@bluehairedemo
Wait... I think there's some medicine in the car.
*still reading his book*

"...hmm... seems I'm at least beginning to understand the nuances of spell-casting back in the Fourth Astral Era... quite a lot of focus on aetherial balance from a generation of mages that wound up flooding the damn world..."
*Runs to the water and starts swimming*
*Disappears*
Okay. *he heads to the car. He'll be back in a bit.*
*looks away from Mako slightly*

...w-whats it to you..?
@IamThou NO! *cheeks if she is still breathing
She still breathing!

@bluehairedemo are you her daughter? Go send her to the hospital now!
*Reappears, nearly frozen*
T-T-T-T-The w-w-water is go-o-o-od...
*Tries to catch his towel, then falls*
@-LightningFarron-

It's nothing to be ashamed about. You can be a hardcorr, battle-loving warrior like yourself and still like my books. Are youenjoying it?
@Kotone Shiomi

Just asking cause I'm curious... You're remembered to weak sunscreen, right? We wouldn't want your skin red are your hair.
*sunbathes and keeps an eye on Lavenza*
I'm good at Multitasking.
@Mako-chan I think the water washed it off when i dived in
*Something grabs onto Hillock and lifts him into the air*

Oh hell you nearly froze in a couple seconds.

*Carries him to shore*

I told those Water Punks to moderate the water temperatures. Poor lad you almost died on the spot.
*puts a bookmark in his book and sets it down*

"Well, there's an achievement..." *yawns* "...that book's unending tirade towards the importance of balancing aether..." *yawns again* "...managed to bore ME." *makes sure his belongings are secure* "Time to take a... small na-" *falls over and falls asleep*
@Kotone Shiomi

W-Well... I have some extra... Should I uh...?
*Frozen, but thanks @Spell_Punk mentally*
*blushes looking at Kotone hopefully*
*appears outta nowhere*
Yo, what's up folk?
Hmmm?
What do you mean Mako?~
I like it very much Mako...N-Nyaa...

*covers face with book*

Eweeeee...
*Yuki returns* Hey.
@Kotone Shiomi

Well I mean... applying sunscreen yourself is pretty hard... don't you think...

*blushes and looks away embarrassed*
*looks at the frozen @Hillock and the scene between @Mako-chan and @-LightningFarron-*
Uhm, have I picked the wrong moment here to come by?
@-LightningFarron-

I'm glad I have such a passionate fan.
Hey Yuki
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@Mako-chan Oh are you volunteering to help~?
Thats very nice of you.
Here let me help you.

*Creates a little orb of fire to heat up Hillock's body temperature*

I swear I need to go find out where those other spell punks are hiding.
*She's breathing heavily*
Just a normal beach day...
@bluehairedemo
Good you're back.
*Blushes seeing the scene, and defrosts himself*
...
*Also with @Spell_Punk´s help*
Anyway, Shadow me agreed to look after Lavenza... actually more like he really wanted to.
@Kotone Shiomi

I'm glad to help you...

*begins applying sunscreen to Kotone*
@Mako-chan
OOC: Hey Mako-chan. @Kotone Shiomi:

Attack

Relent

xD
*At last, he recovers*
... *sigh* god, that was cold...
@Spell_Punk... who are you?
@bluehairedemo
... Weird, but acceptable.
Are Shadows accepted around here?
Some are. *He sits next to Aigis*
@Mako-chan Thanks a bunch~ *winks*
Oh, by the way I'm Trillex, nice to meet you all *waves his hand smiling*
*relaxes back on towel and sighs, silently and secretly watching Mako and Kotone*
*Lavenza begins glowing*
@Kotone Shiomi

*blushes and smiles*

Y-Yeah, I should be thanking you... I mean what...?
*Stares at @IamThou*
Ara ara, you're a cute little thing!
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Ugh..what the hell just happened?
*wakes up*

"...That was-" *notices Lavenza glowing* "...Uh, is that normal? Something's telling me that that isn't normal."
@Mako-chan Heh but it was your sunscreen wasnt it~
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I feel strange...
@IamThou?

Whoa... Taiga will not be happy about this... actually she totally will...
OOC: Oh fuck
Oh me i'm a Spell Punk nothing much. That doesn't matter though how are you feeling is the frost thawing off?
@IamThou Did you just turj into another loli!?
*notices that Lavenza has now become Caroline*

"..." *sighs* "...well, something tells me that things are about to get interesting."
OOC: Well... shit
@Spell_Punk yes, thanks.
By the way, my name is @Hillock. Nice to meet you.
@Kotone Shiomi

My sunscreen on your body... nya~!

*turns away and whispers to herself*

Mako, chill!!

*turns to Kotone*

I mean, I'm just glad I could help a cute girl out...
*He's frozen in shock and confusion*
*notices that Justine is also around*

"..." *starts frantically looking around*

*thinking* "OK, I know enough about Lavenza's whole ordeal to know that she was split into two because of a false god. So if she's been split apart now..."
Hoo boy...
FALSE GOD INCOMING!
*thinking* "Time to change back into the robe. Your assistance in battle might be needed."

*hi-tails it to the changing room where his normal attire is*
*keeps watching Mako and Kotone bright red*

*quietly* N-Nya...this is good...
L.... L..... Lavenza....? Sweetie....?
Wait, is that Loli your daughter?
*comes back in his red coat, grimiore hanging by his side*

*thinking* "Don't quite know if I even have access to my normal set of spells... but still, I have to help if something goes wrong."
Lavenza, are you ok?
@Mako-chan And I am thankful to be helped out by a cuter girl~
*The two didn't notice each other*

@bluehairedemo

C: Hey dad, got any water? I'm thirsty.


@RobowaifuAigis
J: Mother, I am parched. Do you have something to drink?
Uuuhh, feels like a battle is coming from the mood, very well *changes clothes*
Two lolis! *Visibly excited*
....... Sweetie.... why is there two of you?
*Blushes watching the scene between @Mako-chan and @Kotone*
@bluehairedemo Can I marry one them?
@bluehairedemo
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Hmm? What do you mean, dad?
A pleasure to meet you Hillock. Now please try to be more careful of the water around here it ain't normally this bad.
@Kotone Shiomi

C-Cuter...? My, you're flirtier than usual. It's a nice side of you.
@Spell_Punk I will. Thank you again.
If you need something, please ask me.
@IamThou
There's another you right next to you.
@IamThou
I'll go grab something to drink
Stay here with your father... And the other you.
@bluehairedemo
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Hmm? *Sees Justine*

I-i-impossible...
OOC: I'll get better pics
*silently swaps Mako's sunscreen bottle with a bottle of aphrodisiac sunscreen*

Go'n get her Mi'lady..!
I.... guess we have two daughters now...
@Mako-chan I think the sea air is getting to me~
Oh, so no fighting any god? How disappointing
@IamThou

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W-w-what the hell?!
@bluehairedemo
I guess so...at least until this can get sorted out.
@IamThou
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No way...Caroline, how on earth did we split up?!
OOC: What happened to the eyepatches?
U-Um... What am I supposed to do? *One of them might want to explain*
@IamThou
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I dunno!
@Kotone Shiomi

And... done. That should protect your pretty skin.
*takes out a small notebook and starts writing, occasionally glancing at Caroline and Justine*
Thanks @Mako-chan~
I assume you were already prepped then~
My daughter... split into... two girls....
Yo, Caroline, Justine, wasn't the last time you split up because of some crazy ancient God?
@bluehairedemo
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I guess we weren't getting along very well, father...

We've been recently fighting and arguing with each other inside Lavenza's head. That might have caused the split.
.... Mu daughter split into two girls! How is that possible?! Why did that happen?!
Hm... but that´s weird...
@bluehairedemo
*hugs him*
Calm down Yuki, deep breaths.
@IamThou
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We've been fighting because you haven't been letting me have any fun...

*Pouts*
*overhears Justine's explanation*

*thinking* "Hmm... that might explain things... still, might be good if I kept myself cautions."
@IamThou
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Your definition of "fun" is mainly engaging in perverse activities, Caroline. Such immorality.
*He breathes slowly and calms down. He then turns to the twins.* Okay... you're both a part of my daughter...
*overhears Caroline and Justine*

*thinking* "Wait... given how old Lavenza seems to be, wouldn't it make sense for her to be going through puberty around this time? If that's the case, than no wonder Caroline's idea of fun is..." *blushing, still thinking* "...rather perverse."
@bluehairedemo
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Well...we're pretty much the same person, pops.
Err, I guess our personalities just got split into two forms? I dunno.
Seems so
That... makes you two also my daughters...
Probably
Oh hey twins~
@bluehairedemo
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Don't worry, father, we're still the same sweet Lavenza you've always known.
@bluehairedemo
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Yeah, nothing's changed. 'Cept our hair.
*thinking* "So, they split apart because they were arguing..."

*remembers the book he was reading*

*thinking* "...perhaps Caroline and Justine need some form of balance in order to maintain their form as Lavenza, and - assuming my earlier theory is true - their differing natures are making maintaining that balance difficult. If they could come to an agreement, they could end up fusing back together."

*shakes his head as he remembers why the two are arguing*

*thinking* "Given current subject matter, though... coming to an actual agreement that doesn't force one into a situation they dislike right now is out of the question."
*he hugs them both* ....
*stares at Caroline and Justine lazily and listens to their explanation for the split and who they are*

*eyes slowly widen and the hairs on the back of my neck stand up*

No...it can't be...

*stands up abruptly*

I need to find her...damn it!!

*runs off, my armor materializing around me as I run*
*Quickly snaps a picture*
So cute!
@IamThou So uhm, how can we fix you?
@bluehairedemo
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*Hugs their father as well*
*sigh*
Should I run until the sunset?
Maybe I should get some train for now?
Or rest, since yuzu isn't here, well I think I'll build from the sand?
Let's do this!
*yuya builds a big castle

*2 hours later

Looks like I wasted my time by building this castle
Um... it feels weird to ask my own daughters this but... what are your names?
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...By the way, I am NOT a toilet.
@bluehairedemo
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I'm Justine, father.
@bluehairedemo
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And I'm Caroline. Hey dad, I'm still thirsty.
Right. *He gets Caroline a water bottle*
OOC: Wow this thread already surpassed 200 posts.
*starts to doze off*
Welp
This is eventful..
....*walks up to everyone* oh.....More new people....
@bluehairedemo
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Thanks, dad. 💙

*Drinks*
@IamThou
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Can I have some of that?

*Starts to drink from Caroline's bottle too. Their mouths are getting close to each other*
Maybe we should head home...
@IamThou
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!!!

H-hey get your ow-

*Gets kissed by Justine*

Mmmm...
*Wraps her arms around Justine*
That would be a good idea...
*The two are making out*
... wow...
@Mako-chan, get a hold of this, quick!
Both of you stop that!!! You're sisters! Err... same person... but still sisters!
@IamThou
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*Pulls away*

W-wh-why the hell did you do that?!
Oh gdi...
*takes a look at Caroline and Justine*

"!"

*thinking* "Uh... how would one go about categorizing this...?"
@IamThou
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I was really thirsty. And you seemed to be enjoying it.
@IamThou
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*Looks away* And you call me the perverted one...
Okay! We're going home!
@bluehairedemo
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Sorry, dad...
*sigh* "Well, then..."

*takes out a journal and pen and starts writing down the various thoughts he's had during the day concerning Lavenza's split into Justine and Caroline and how they could re-fuse*

*puts away the pen* "...glad to see that coming here was at least productive."
*snores*
*The Yukis leave... in the velvet limo... don't question how they have it, they just do.*
@Gray_Tenebris hey, have you understood the situation?
*grabs the towels*
It was relaxing while it lasted.
*thinking* "So it seems that the main problem with getting them to re-fuse is the fact that the two of them can't agree on a damn thing... yeah, I'm gonna have to sit down for this."

*sits at a nearby table and pulls out a book containing various details concerning the state of the Velvet Room when the Phantom Thieves were active*

*thinking* "...just as I thought - even back then, the two of them couldn't agree on a damn thing, and now they're going through what is basically puberty on top of that. This is going to be difficult to resolve without resorting to a guillotine..."
*blinks and nudges @Mako-chan*
Wanna swim or are you out?
*shaken out of his train of thought by @Trillex*

"Oh, sorry 'bout that. I tend to get lost in my own train of thought from time to time."

*shrugs* "Honestly, my understanding of what's happening is based on sheer conjecture and my own knowledge of the previous situation concerning the twins, so the answer is... I kinda understand, but there's plenty of room where I could be wrong."
@Kotone Shiomi

OOC: Sorry I was driving

I'll race you to the water!
@Mako-chan
OOC: Woah Mako-chan knows how to drive? Nice.
So basically, they split up because they were arguing. Mmmmhh

@Gray_Tenebris I know the previous situation too, but are we supposed to deal with it? Does it even concern us?
Well, ehy @bluehairedemo, mind us tryinh to help with this situation?
"Suppose I should get going - There's research to be done, after all."

*Gray leaves*
OOC: I'm long gone mang.
*warps in in trunks*
Another beach? I have mixed feelings about beaches...
OOC: Oh right
Ehi Shinji, seems like everyone's gone
Anyway Lavenza split in the two twins
@Mako-chan Hehe you're on~
*darts up and to the water*
*Notices Kotone and Mako-chan* Did they even noticed what happened?
*shows up riding a pony*
When's the last time I've been outside?
@Kotone Shiomi

*runs to the water but trips on the shoreline and falls in*

Ite te te... I don't think I've mastered sprinting on two feet yet...
@Trillex

OOC: To Lavenza? Yeah, Mako-chan got her phanfic notebook out and started jotting stuff down
*goes to help @Mako-chan up*
Hehe fair enough~
You okay?
@IamThou

OOC: I know, legendary
Oh well, maybe I'll go then
@Kotone Shiomi

Yeah, I'm all good.

*grabs Kotone's hand and gets helped up by her, Mako forgets to let go of her hand*
oh...
Thanks
*warps away*
@Mako-chan

Oh thank goodness~

Wouldnt want you hurt~
@Kotone Shiomi

The water feels nice, at least... Tripping and falling into it was very refreshing.
@Mako-chan

Well then, enjoy the refreshments~
*pulls @Mako-chan close before falling back, splashing them both into the water*
@Kotone Shiomi

*giggles* I hope this shark doesn't bite...
@Mako-chan *winks* Only if its asked for~
*he begins to groom the pony*
@Kotone Shiomi

Wow, okay. I think I'd like that some day. Hey, wanna head to Leblanc? It's really hot all of a sudden...
Hmm~
If you wanna go sure, I dont see why not~
@Kotone Shiomi

Great.

*holds Kotone's hand on the way*
*and thus the pair leave the beach~*