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Ene
There's No Place Like Home
(You walk into a dimly lit room and notice a laptop in the middle of it. The laptop is notably damaged yet it appears to still be operational. On the screen there is a prompt. It is a message welcoming you to a place known as Ene's Reality Store. Upon closer inspection it appears that you can click on the prompt.)

Will you click the prompt.

>Yes
>No
imtherealklib
>Yes
Ene
(You enter a large shop containing walls lined with monitors. Some of the monitors are destroyed and certain parts of the floor are noticeably damaged. At the center of the store lies a couch with shopkeeper Ene resting on it.)

Ene
*Is lightly snoring*

*looks peaceful*
imtherealklib
*Hums in wait.*

For an amazing AI, these buttons take a while to do anything...
imtherealklib
OOC: NEVERMIND
imtherealklib
*Looks on in amazement at the set up.*

Kinda decrepit, but all in all, pretty nifty!

*Approaches the couch and whispers.*

Psssst~! Ene...you awake?
Akamoto_Shinji
*warps in*
He-
*voice lowers*
oh...
Ene
*Her eyes slowly open*

I am now.

*Yawns*

Akamoto_Shinji
*whispers*
Hi Ene...
Yu-Narukami
*Yu stumbles into the room with the laptop*
How did I even get here?
imtherealklib
*Smiles and laughs.*

Ehehe! Sorry about that!

*He looks around again.*

So what is this Reality Store?
Ene
*Rubs her eyes*

*Notices Klib and Akamoto*

Where are my manners!

*Instantly jumps off her couch*

Welcome to my shop valued customers!
Ene
*Motions to her shop*

This is a place where I can give you a taste of home!

All I need is some information and bam you get to see you favorite place in the world!
Yu-Narukami
*Yu notices the laptop and clicks Yes*
Emerson
*Pops up from behind Klib*
Wait, so could we see ANY place?
Ene
*Waves at Yu*

Welcome Senpai to my amazing store!
Yu-Narukami
Oh, I'm here again. I don't even know how I wandered over here.
imtherealklib
*Looks somewhat dejected.*

Home...huh? I don't really remember where I came from...but my favorite place in the world would have to be Leblanc...

*He smiles.*

That's where all my friends are...
Ene
Yep you can see any place you want!

*Gives a mischievous smile*

As long as you pay me of course.
Emerson
Does it even have to be part of the Nexus?! Can I really see Ylisse again?!
Akamoto_Shinji
Hey, Narukami. The word Superbia mean anything to you?
Yu-Narukami
I think I'm just going to try to relax until someone decides.
*Yu sits in a corner looking exhausted*
Ene
@Yu-Narukami

Senpai are you alright?

@Klib

If you are willing to give me some candy then I can make a Leblanc for you!
Ene
Nope the location I re-create does not have to be part of the Nexus!

*Proudly poses*

With my amazing abilities I can create a replica of any location!

As long as you provide me with adequate information of course.
Emerson
What information do you need, exactly? Temporal coordinates? Spatial longitude and latitude?
Akamoto_Shinji
Ylisse? Didn't that place get destroyed by an evil god dragon thing?
Yu-Narukami
I'm fine Ene-chan. I've just been feeling tired today is all.
Ene
*Gives Emerson a confused look*

Wait what...

*Vigorously shakes her head*

No silly!

All I need are some details!

The more accurate your details the better my replica will be!
NotIgor
Will 3 million yen cover the costs for a 🅱️epsi factory?
NotIgor
Nice,new and running at peak efficiency
imtherealklib
*Rummages through his backpack.*

I had grabbed these last night Ene, they're sour though.

*Hands Ene a bag of sour gumballs.*

I don't need a replica though, because I can have the real thing.

*Smiles warmly.*
Ene
Hmmm ...

Senpai maybe what you need is this!

*Raises up a chocolate bar*

*Offers it to Yu*

Candy is able to make anything better!
Ene
*Glares at Igor*

Can you please take you bepsi factory elsewhere?

I'm trying to run a business here!
NotIgor
I need a replica jeez
NotIgor
The original was destroyed in the fire of '42
Emerson
Well, one version did. It's... a long story. Basically, the Ylisse I know should still be fine and unharmed from Grima, the "evil god dragon thing" you mentioned.

Hmm... Well, that depends on where I want to go...
Let's see... how about the capital? There's a main street lined with buildings, and that leads to a hill where the castle itself is.
Emerson
Aside from that, it's a pretty standard medieval capital city.
Ene
*Eagerly accepts the candy*

*Tries a few of the gumballs*

Wow these are sour!

Thank you Klib!

NotIgor
Maybe regna ferox
Yu-Narukami
*Yu accepts the candy to be polite*
Thank you, Ene-chan, but really I'm fine.
*He gets up*
I'm stronger then I look.
Ene
@NotIgor

*Laughs*

Oops i'm sorry about your bepsi factory.

If you have candy then I can create a replica of it.

@Emerson

*Thinks on the description*

I can definitely work with that!

One medieval city coming up!
NotIgor
I will be back shortly!
imtherealklib
*His eyes shine with innocent abandon.*

MEDIEVAL?! WE'RE GOING TO GO FIGHT DRAGONS AND STUFF!?!

*Turns to Em.*

BEST. FIELD. TRIP. EVER!
Yu-Narukami
I'd rather not fight a dragon today, Klib.
NotIgor
*he returns with a sealed barrel, it gives of a sweet aroma*
imtherealklib
*Pouts.*

Fiiiiiiiiiiiiiine.
NotIgor
Will this cover the costs!?
Emerson
Well, we're not REALLY going there or anything.
Besides, Dragons don't really show up very often near Ylisse. But when they do, it's not a good time...
Akamoto_Shinji
Oh, Time Shenanigans huh? Thanks for clearing that up.

Hey, Narukami, I asked you a question...
Yu-Narukami
Sorry, Shinji, I didn't hear you, what was the question?
Ene
*She snaps her fingers*

(A wall of the shop falls down revealing a massive road filled with all sorts of colorful booths and people. The floors of the shop turn into stone and the ceiling becomes an open sunny sky. At the end of the road lies a massive castle decorated in banners. The smell of freshly baked food is alight in the air and the laughter of children can be heard.)
NotIgor
Welcome home, friend.
Ene
*Inspects Igor's barrel*

*Sniffs it*

It smells nice!

What exactly is it?
Emerson
This... is...
J-just like that first time...

I-I... need a minute to process this...
NotIgor
It is exactly fifty pounds of gummy bears.
Akamoto_Shinji
Superbia? Sound familiar to you at all?
Yu-Narukami
*Yu blanks out for a second*
Did you say something, Shinji?
Akamoto_Shinji
Looks like a nice place Em.
Ene
*Looks at Igor in awe*

How did you find so many gummy bears?

Akamoto_Shinji
Fail to hear me again and I'll magic the question into you brain.

Superbia? Do you Recognize?
NotIgor
I bought them
Emerson
Y-yeah. If it wasn't, I probably wouldn't have lived here for as long as I had.

Wait, so if I...
*Em walks down to the street, looking for a alleyway*
Oh come on... it has to be here!
imtherealklib
*Eyes go wide in excitement.*

This is like one of those fantasy novels! I feel like I can start from square one here....no!

*He raises his hand to the sky.*

I FEEL LIKE I CAN START FROM ZERO!
NotIgor
If I recall correctly, Shinji, superbia refers to the deadly sin of pride
Yu-Narukami
Su-per-bia...
*Yu goes into a daze for a second*
I...don't think I have...
Yu-Narukami
Pride...
*Yu thinks for a moment*
No, it's nothing...
imtherealklib
*Turns to the rest of the group.*

What are all you downers on about?
NotIgor
I'm trying to replicate a 🅱️epsi factory thank you
Ene
*Lovingly hugs the barrel*

Your replica is most definitely next!

Wait a sec ...

*Sniffs the air*

*Notices a pastry smell*

Pastries!

*Follows the smell*

(An alleyway suddenly appears behind a booth showing off some foreign wares.)
Yu-Narukami
Wait, Ene-chan! Where are you going?
*Yu follows after Ene*
NotIgor
Oh well I have some gold coins... Maybe I can by a rexcalibur tome
Emerson
*Walks up to the alleyway*
I-is this it?! It has to be!
*Runs down the alleyway, only for it to lead to another street*
It... isn't. Damn it...
I was hoping...
imtherealklib
*Thinks for a moment and whispers to himself.*

Hehehe...it'd be funny to have Zeta cause some havoc and let the others have fun.

*Notices Ene and Yu walking off and follows behind them.*

Wait for me!
Ene
*Ignores Yu*

*Continues to pursue the smell*

*After a few minutes she suddenly stops*

This is where the smell was coming from!

(In front of Ene lies a table covered in all sorts of sweets. It is run a by an old lady that appears to be hiding something behind her back.)

Akamoto_Shinji
No Narukami, It's not nothing, you wanna know where I heard it? From you. Isn't it strange? How's that possible if you've never heard it before? You're the Truthseeker aren't you? Tell me.
Yu-Narukami
*Yu stops as Ene does*
Ene-chan, wait you should be careful. This time period isn't exactly the safest.
imtherealklib
*Notices the lady standing strangely.*

Afternoon ma'am! Might I inquire about these delectable treats?
Emerson
*Walks up to Yu and the rest*
Don't worry Yu. Ylisse is a really peaceful place. Although, this clearly isn't the real Ylisse...
NotIgor
How much for every pastry old lady!?
*he pulls a burlap sack from his... where did he pull it from? and opens it revealing mountains of gold coin*
The_Hunter
>Enters

*he enters in but being incredibly drunk and reeks like it too*
Yu-Narukami
I guess I'm just worrying so much because I'm kind of tired.
The_Hunter
*drunkenly flips off Yu*

SHUT UP you POMPoUs AHSSSwHIPE!!
Emerson
It's fine, Yu. Honestly, there are so many unknowns that it's pretty reasonable to be worried.
Akamoto_Shinji
Fine, but when you start killing people cuz you're possessed by pride, don't blame me for fighting you Narukami...
Ene
*Excitedly points at a cream filled pastry*

Hey kind person!

Do you mind if I take this treat?

(The lady bows to the group and then offers them up a pleasant smile.)

Lady: Oh these are just some pastries that I baked with a family recipe. I'm new to baking so I hope these treats look good.

*Offers Ene and NotIgor some pastries*

Go ahead and take the treats kind citizens. I have been waiting for people to try my goods.
imtherealklib
*Pouts and makes an X with his arms.*

NO FIGHTING!!
The_Hunter
*flips everyone off*

I doN't geIVE a fUCk!!!

*vomits on the spot due to his heavy drinking*
NotIgor
*puts roughly 3,000 gold on the counter and puts the pastry in his sack*
Ene
Ewwww!

*Glares at Hunter*

Can you please leave my store!

*Snaps her fingers*

(The vomit instantly disappears)
Yu-Narukami
Everyone seems to dislike me for some reason recently.
imtherealklib
I blame the curry.
Akamoto_Shinji
Because you're attacking them and trying to possess them.
Emerson
I don't dislike you, Narukami.
Emerson
Wait, he's doing what?
Yu-Narukami
Shinji, I'm not sure what you're talking about.
The_Hunter
*punches Yu in the face in a drunken anger*

YoUR SHIET tRuTH suCKS ASS!!

*a shadow reemerges still manipulating him like a puppet*
Ene
(The lady pushes the cash away with one hand. Her other hand still appears to be occupied.)

Lady: I don't really need the cash dear. Just knowing that you enjoy my pastry is enough for this poor old woman's heart.
Akamoto_Shinji
Just trust me, you are. Ask anyone, Hell, Ask Nanaka, She's terrified of you right now.
Ene
*Grows angry*

Okay that is enough!

*Points at Hunter*

No one is allowed to fight in my store!

*She snaps her fingers*

(Suddenly a bunch of cloaked bandits emerge and grab onto Hunter. One bandit separates from the group and puts a knife near his throat.)
imtherealklib
*Notices the woman not moving the arm behind her back.*

Ma'am, is something the matter? You seem rather defensive...if it's us, we'll kindly be on our way...however, if something is the matter, I'd be more than happy to assist you.

*Ignoring the fight because he thinks this is an RPG.*
Yu-Narukami
*Yu's eyes shine white*
Guess, he'll get what he deserves.
*Yu wanders down the street looking pleased*
The_Hunter
Fine Ene... I would stop...

*the puppeteer shadow vanishes*
Ene
(The lady waves away Klib's concerns with her free hand. The sounds of an object dropping can be heard from behind her.)

Lady: Oh don't worry about me dear i'm just getting a little paranoid with age. I hope that my behavior does not deter you from my goods.

imtherealklib
*Hears something hit the ground.*

Ma'am. What was that noise?
Ene
*Continues to glare at Hunter*

Hmph I still don't forgive you!

*Snaps her finger once more*

You punched Senpai and that is unforgivable!

(The bandits begin to drag Hunter toward a dark alleyway.)


Ene
(The lady looks away from Klib's face.)

Lady: What noise?
Ene
Finally I can try a pastry!

*Grabs the cream filled pastry*

*Stuffs it in her mouth*

Hmmm...

This pastry tastes kind of weird.

*Shouts at Yu*

Senpai are medieval pastries normally weird tasting?
Yu-Narukami
*Yu suddenly comes to*
Huh...weird tasting how.
*He rushes back to the table*
imtherealklib
*Under his breath.*

Leonidas, I need you to distract her.

*The spartan materializes and lets out a mighty roar before surrounding himself in flames. Kalib uses this time to find out what the lady is hiding.*
Confederate_Valtr
>Enter

*walks into the store looking around*

This is fascinating. And by the smell that Hunter was here.
Emerson
They shouldn't be Ene. They weren't made much differently than how they're made now, aside from a little within the process.
I'm worried now...
Ene
*Contemplates the taste*

I dunno...

They just taste kind of bitter.
Akamoto_Shinji
*is off wandering around the castle*
Yu-Narukami
Ene-chan...I don't think you should swallow that pastry...
Starwaddle
*suddenly appears* hey guys, I'm back from vacation outside the Nexus somehow. Did I miss anything important?
Confederate_Valtr
*walks to Ene*

Hello, is Hunter here?
Ene
(The lady is left stunned by Leonidas.)

Lady: What exactly is that!?

(While digging around Kalib stumbles across a strangely shaped glass vial.)
Emerson
Yu, are you thinking what I'm thinking these pastries are?
I'm gonna go look for something in the stalls.
*Em begins searching the stalls for Staves*
Ene
(As he wanders around the castle Akamoto is able to hear a scream coming from a nearby ditch.)

Welcome new customers!

*Turns to Valtr*

Hunter was but he was being really mean!

So I had some bandits take him away!
imtherealklib
*Under his breath again.*

Okay buddy, show's over.

*With a final roar, the flames disappear along with the figure.*

That was pretty terrifying Ma'am! Are you okay? And you should be more careful with glass, dropping it like that could break it you know.

*He gives a sly grin as he leans on the stand.*

So care to tell me the truth now?
Yu-Narukami
Right...Ene-chan, a perfect AI can't die from virtual poison, can they?
Confederate_Valtr
I am sorry about his attitude, he was critically drunk at the time. And can you let him go?
Ene
*Laughs*

Too late Senpai I already swallowed it!

The pastry tasted like crap.

(Em soon comes across a stave booth staffed by an elegant young merchant.)
Emerson
Excuse me, do you carry any Restore Staves? It's an emergency.
Ene
(The lady slowly attempts to back away from the group. She gives a nervous smile as she does so.)

Lady: It appears I have to go now. I suffer from some terrible bowel problems you know with my age and all.

@Valtr

Hmm ...

I'll think about it.
Starwaddle
*chugs down a large bottle of wine in record time* ahh... I'll take the silence as a no...well, might as well stick around.
Ene
(The merchant takes notice of Em's attire and looks at her with disgust.)

Merchant: Are you sure that you can afford one of my fine staves?
Confederate_Valtr
Alright Ene... I will wait.

*takes a seat and waits for his friend's return*
Emerson
Yes, I'm fairly certain I can. I know how expensive they can get.
imtherealklib
Ma'am...I don't want to be forceful with a lady. But I can't stand liars.

*Leonidas appears behind her and grunts.*

Please tell me the truth. I won't hurt you, I'm not a monster, but I do want to know why you'd hide something so fervently..
Ene
*Her face begins to grow pale*

Hey Senapi ...

I feel kind of funny.

*She sits down*
Emerson
OOC ALSO IM A GUY ENE
imtherealklib
*Notices Ene's condition and his expression becomes violent.*

Well~...well~...well~! Did you try to poison my friends?

*Leonidas grabs the woman.*

You better start talking...or this is going to get really messy...REALLY QUICK~!
Yu-Narukami
...Ene-chan just sit still okay...
Helel!
*Yu tries to summon his Persona but fails.*
Not now...of all the times to stop working...
Ene
(The merchant gives Em a distrustful look. He places his hand in front of her face.)

Merchant: Where is my money then?

Elsewhere ...

(The Lady struggles in Leonidas' grasp. She only glares at Klib refusing to talk.)
imtherealklib
*Inside Kalib's head, he's screaming at himself for his actions...outside his head however..*

Well, I gave you a chance~!

*Brandishes his spear and stabs it into her shoulder.*

That get the mice back on the wheel yet~?
Yu-Narukami
*Yu begins to hold his head*
To...save her...what do I have to do...
Ene
Hey Senpai is it just me or is the world spinning?

*Her head hangs limp*

*Her eyes slowly turn glassy*
Emerson
*He places down a Large Bullion in their hand*
Will this suffice? I have more if it's not enough.
Akamoto_Shinji
OOC Em is a guy!?!?!
imtherealklib
OOC: You didn't know this?
Emerson
OOC YES
I JUST YOU FEMALE CHARACTERS FOR MY AVI MOSTLY
I SWEAR IVE SAID THIS BEFORE
Emerson
*USE
Yu-Narukami
Helel!
*The summoning fails once again*
Come on something has to work!
Izanagi-no-Okami!
*It fails*
Ishtar!
*It fails*
I can't let Ene-chan die...
*Yu begins growing desperate*
Starwaddle
Oh hey she's dieing...*holds out an antidote* rule one of adventuring: always stock up on supplies! *Holds it out for anyone to take* so...who wants it?
Akamoto_Shinji
OOC Im dumb...
Yu-Narukami
OOC: I've known this but I mean I did help with the persona awakening.
Confederate_Valtr
... I am waiting for Hunter's return Ene.

*waits ever so patiently for him*
Ene
(The lady lets out a cry of pain. Blood begins to flow down from the area where she is being pierced. However she still maintains an oddly determined look.)

Lady: You may as well go ahead and me. If I tell you anything i'm dead anyway.

Still elsewhere ...

(The merchant gives Em a surprised look.)

Merchant: Fine you can go ahead and take the staff.
Emerson
OOC Lol it's fine.
Honestly I kinda suspected some people might've thought so since I only use female avis.
Ene
*kill (lady dialogue)
Confederate_Valtr
*still waiting*
Emerson
Thank you.
*Rushes over to Ene*
Hey, hang in there Ene!
*Begins using the Restore staff on Ene*
Ene
*Lays her head on her lap*

Senpai ...

I'm burning ....

(The bandits bring back a very abused Hunter and toss him to Valtr.)
imtherealklib
*Lets out a dark laugh.*

Tsk~! Tsk~! Why kill when I can torture~?

*He twists the spear deeper into her shoulder.*

I'll break you nice and slow if I have to~? Then, I'll kill everyone you know and love in front of you, m'kay~?
Yu-Narukami
*Yu begins panicking*
What do I need to do...?
Why isn't it working now of all times?
Confederate_Valtr
...You forgot one detail. I wanted him back in MINT CONDITION.
-Yaldabaoth-
What's going on over he-... (Sees what happening.)
Maybe I don't want to know...
Ene
*Starts to feel slightly better*

*Is able to once again lift up her head*

Everything burns ....

(Tears stream down the lady's face as she gives Kalib a terrible glare.)

Lady: I was hired to poison a few people okay! It was just a job nothing personal. So can you just let me go?
Emerson
The burning should pass soon. Just stay calm Ene.
*Uses the staff again*
Ene
(The bandits drop some cash in front Valtr and quickly flee back into the alleyways.)
Starwaddle
...why would you poison people when they would probably have an antidote or ten on them?
Confederate_Valtr
*looks at Yaldabaoth*

Don't ask...

*Healed up the sleeping hunter and exits*
>Exits
imtherealklib
Tch. 'Bout time you squealed.

*He removes the spear and Leonidas cauterizes the wound.*

Let that scar be a reminder to you hurting my friends. Now run along vermin.

*Leonidas disappears and Kalib runs back to Ene, returning to his friendly composure.*

Hey! Hey! You okay? Hang in there!
Confederate_Valtr
>Enters

What is up with this?
Ene
*Is slowly feeling better as time passes*

Hey!

I'm not burning anymore!

*Tries to stand*

*Falls back to the ground*
Confederate_Valtr
What is up with the money?
Yu-Narukami
OOC: Klib's almost acting like pride now
Ene
(The Lady gives Klib one last glare and flees down the road.)
Yu-Narukami
Ene-chan, just take it easy okay...
*Yu looks defeated*
imtherealklib
OOC: He gets very angry when his friends are hurt...I'll be honest...that was the worst time it's happened. Hitting a girl is bad, but doing what he did...yeesh...
Emerson
Whew... thank goodness these actually work...
How're you feeling now, Ene?
Yu-Narukami
OOC: Might make a good puppet for pride...*Evil Glare*
Ene
I'm feeling perfect again!

*Remains sitting on the ground*

(The bustling road fades away as Ene's shop once again appears.)
Emerson
*Sigh* Well that was... an experience.
*Notices that the staff has disappeared*
Ugh, did I really just lose that Bullion? Of course I did...
Well, at least Ene is fine.
Ene
*Bashfully looks at everyone*

Can someone please take me to my couch?

I don't really feel my legs right now.

Yu-Narukami
of course.
*Yu picks up Ene and brings her to the couch*
Confederate_Valtr
... Again Ene, I wanted my friend ALIVE not dying and bleeding. so you owe some money the next time this happened.

>Exit

*pops out of exsistance in the computer*
Ene
*Gives Yu an appreciative smile*

Thanks Senpai!

*Tries to move her legs*

*Her legs remain unresponsive*

Ugh that pastry really did taste like shit!
Emerson
Well, if Ene is fine, I'll be heading home now. I'm tired...
Take care, y'all.

>Exit
Ene
Anyone else have a request for the magnificent Ene-Chan!
Yu-Narukami
You'll be alright, won't you Ene-chan.
*Yu looks concerned*
imtherealklib
*Looks ashamed.*

I gotta go clear my head...call me if you need anything Ene!

*Tries to force a smile but can't.*

>Exit
Ene
*Waves away Yu's concern*

Don't worry Senpai!

I the great Ene-chan am always all right!

*Stiffly moves a leg*

*Attempts to hide her discomfort*
Yu-Narukami
Ene-chan, if something wrong you don't need to hide it. Maybe I am just worrying too much but I can't help but be worried about you.
Ene
Look Senpai...

I happen to be a highly advanced AI so things are rarely able to harm me.

*Her legs continue to remain stiff*

*Tries to change the topic*

How about you Senpai?

In the simulation you were acting pretty unusual.
Yu-Narukami
I guess I have been acting strange lately...I'm not sure what exactly is going on, but I think I might be possessed.
Ene
Possessed?

*Tilts her head*

As in a ghost is trying to take over your body possessed?

Yu-Narukami
I'm not exactly sure, but I think it relates to these strange dreams I've been having lately.
Starwaddle
Might be? Yu, you probably are possessed. Too bad I got no exorcism powers...
Ene
Dreams the realm of human creativity huh.

As an AI I don't really have those so I can't help you there.

*Smirks*

But I could try to shock the spirit out of you!

*Her left hand glows with pure electricity*
Yu-Narukami
Ene-chan? What're you doing?
Ene
Showing off my abilities Senpai!

*She continues to wave around her glowy hand*

With just one touch of this hand all of your spirit troubles could be solved!

Yu-Narukami
I'm not sure if that's a good idea...
Ene
*Attempts to stand up from the couch*

Come on just let me try Senpai!

*Falls to her knees since her legs are still stiff*
Yu-Narukami
Ene-chan, be careful.
*Yu attempt to help Ene back onto the couch*
Ene
*Mischievously smirks*

Thank you!

*She touches Yu with her glowing hand*
Yu-Narukami
*The shock is discharged into Yu but instead of being knocked back his eyes glow white*
You should be careful with such a dangerous toy.
*Yu? backs away from the couch*
Starwaddle
Oh boy, yup, possessed Yu is bad...welp, I'm just going to make sure nothing gets out of hand...
Akamoto_Shinji
*warps in* Gah, Lost in cyberspace...
*sees Yu*
Oh goodie, he's possessed.
*pulls out scythe*
Ene
OOH So your the spirit that's possessing Senpai!

*Laughs*

You should be thankful that I even deemed you worthy of a shock!

Not everyone gets to experience a taste of true Ene power!
Ene
*Glares at Akamoto*

What did I say about fighting in my store!

Yu-Narukami
So quick to violence aren't you, Shinji. What exactly have I done to warrant such behavior from you?
Akamoto_Shinji
I ain't fighting yet Ene,

As for you Pride, I don't like it when people try to possess my little sister...
Starwaddle
...oh...another sin...can I kick you in the nuts, please?
Yu-Narukami
I was simply giving her a chance to better herself.
*He turns to Ene and look at her with his glowing eyes*
Speaking of which, I believe you could wield my power well, after all I doubt I have ever met a being more "perfect" for my gift.
Yu-Narukami
I'd prefer if you didn't, Star.
Akamoto_Shinji
Both Nana and Ene can better themselves without selling their souls.

After all, what does a girl as close to perfection as Ene need your power for?
Ene
*Claps her hands in joy*

Finally someone recognizes my perfection!

Where have you been all my life ghost?
Starwaddle
..damn...welp, I tried.
Bgammax
*walks into the with the laptop room breathing deeply*

OK, you can do this. Its just talking. You'll be fine. Just hit that button, talk to Ene for a bit, and everything will be ok.....
Just hit the button... It'll be great.

*still has not touched the laptop*
Yu-Narukami
It is because she is perfect that she could wield my power so well, as far as selling their souls go, I don't remember forcing my power on them. It's always their own actions and choices that dictate how it will effect them.
Ene
Although what Akamoto says is true ...

I'm already perfect enough as is!

I don't really need anything else to bolster my own inherent greatness.
Starwaddle
...wait, could someone sell someone else's soul to get this power? Just asking, because you usually can, they just don't tell you that you can.
Yu-Narukami
Thank don't think of it as something to bolster your greatness, think of it as a simple gift...
Yu-Narukami
I don't steal people's souls, the power just takes what already exists and uses that to improve upon itself.
Bgammax
OK, lets do this.

*clicks Yes, materializing in the room*

Hey Ene, I'm here to m...
*noticing the group*
I hope I'm not interrupting anything important.
Yu-Narukami
*Yu hold up a burning card*
A gift for anyone who wants it...
Starwaddle
...so I can use someone else's soul? Because I have a lot of souls in me...I would rather not say how I came to obtain them...
Ene
*Thinks on Yu's offer*

Hmmm ...

A gift.

The great Ene-chan is deserving of some kind of reward for her hard work!

*Gazes at Yu with suspicions*

What's the catch though?

My Master always said that there was a catch to gifts.
Yu-Narukami
The catch is my own existence...as long as those that wield my power exist, so shall I...that seems like a fair trade doesn't it?
Akamoto_Shinji
You got that right Ene. There are two types of pride, right now you each represent one side, Ene represents confidence, The belief in ones self, Narukami represents arrogance, the belief that your greatness puts you above others.

Stay as you are Ene, That's how everyone loves you.
Ene
*Waves at Gamma*

Hey maid volunteer!
Akamoto_Shinji
OOC slow post XP
Bgammax
*looking between Ene and Yu*

Wait, so you're literally just handing people superpowers now?

Did I fall behind again? I had hoped not being possessed would solve that problem...
Yu-Narukami
*Yu looks at Gamma*
Just a mortal now it seems...how disappointing.
Ene
*Gives Akamoto a deadpan look*

But you don't really believe in my perfection.

Every single time I display this confidence of mine you always wince like it's hurting you ...

I'm not an idiot you know ...

*Gazes at the card in Yu's hand*

That does sound like a fair deal ghost senpai.
Yu-Narukami
Do you want power as well, I'll gladly grant it to you, Gamma.
*Yu hold the card out to Gamma, his eyes still glowing a bright white color*
Starwaddle
Oh sure I'll take it...then again, I don't think having an immortal...then again...wait, no, I'll take it later...I have my reasons...
Bgammax
*waves back to Ene*

Yeah, I guess... You do need to call me for when that happens.. Did I ever give you my number? That seems like it'd be important.

*turning to Yu?*

And you didn't even pretend to Yu, like, in the slightest. Its kinda sad. But at least you're proud of yourself, whatever you are.
Yu-Narukami
I have enough cards for everyone...
*The burning cards surround Yu*
All you have to do is reach out and take it yourself.
Ene
Nope you never gave me your number Gamma!

Or maybe I left before you could give it.
Bgammax
*yelling at Yu?*

I don't need any of your magical bullshit, and neither does Ene. She's perfect enough as is. Now if you would cut the crap and get down to what you want, I'm fine with continuing this conversation. If not, I'd appreciate it if you'd either get the hell out of my friend, or the hell out of here.
Starwaddle
I would take one right now, but I have time to think about it. I'll use that time to decide if I truly want this power or not.
Yu-Narukami
What I want...? That's simple, I want to prove the superiority of the Sins to you humans...and to do that I will show you what a true Sin can do.
Akamoto_Shinji
I never said you were perfect, I said you were confident, nor did I call you an idiot.
Ene
*Grows frustrated*

Guys stop speaking for me!

Maybe I do want that card huh!

*points at Yu*

Ghost senpai is the first person to actually recognize my greatness!

Maybe I should pay him back for that.
Bgammax
So basically, you're wanting some kinda fight? I mean, that's how a real man shows his worth. Well, I'm always ready to oblige. Pride, I take it?
Yu-Narukami
I only recognize what is obvious in front of me.
*His eyes glow brighter with a grin on his face*
And you are without a doubt the most perfect being I've seen in this world.
The_Hunter
*pops out of no where*

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Yu-Narukami
You may simply call me, Superbia. The true Pride only exists within me and he's quite busy at the moment, but if you want I could show him to you.
Ene
*Is left stunned at Yu's words*

D-Do you really think that Ghost Senpai?

Bgammax
*laughs*

And now you're brownosing. Please don't listen to this idiot Ene-chan. If anyone sucks up to you that badly, its because they think you're better than them and want something desperately. This place is weird, but I don't think that much has changed.
Starwaddle
Yeah...now I know I don't want it...*takes Judgement out* if you want to fight, then... let's take it outside, at least.
The_Hunter
YEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAA!!!! ErectingErectingErectingErectingErectingErectingEEEEE...

*pop on his shows saids Hunter.exe ceases to work*
Yu-Narukami
Sucking up? I only do that because the soul that controls me belongs to the truthseeker, he really does care and believe in the girl, just as he believes in everyone.
Yu-Narukami
I'm not here to fight, unlike most of you I at least have enough pride to stay out of pointless fights.
Bgammax
Last I checked the Sin controls the person, not the other way around. I appreciate the attempt, but if Yu really wanted this, why wouldn't you let him say it? You claim he's in control, but he sure as hell ain't talking right now.
Ene
*Looks conflicted*

So Senpai really believed that I was perfect?

Yu-Narukami
*Yu? starts to become annoyed*
Sometimes people need help to express how they really feel. You mortals always try to hide things, but I have nothing to hide because I already know I'm better than any human.
Starwaddle
Pointless? Like what, you mean like a waffle? A pointless waffle...I don't know why, but I suddenly feel really pissed off right now...also, End, I believed you were perfect from the moment I first saw you beginning...I just don't vocalize these kinds of things...
Akamoto_Shinji
Right, keep preaching Pride...
Yu-Narukami
*Yu?'s grin returns as he looks at Ene*
If you said it, then he takes your word for it, that just seems to be the kind of guy he is.
Starwaddle
*no beginning. Autocorrect​ is a bitch sometimes.
Bgammax
Then isn't that his problem? I could see wanting to help if anyone was actually in danger, but if its just Mr. Honest needing to talk about his feelings you should let him grow up and do it. If we kept letting some magical ghosts do everything we wanted for us, how would we ever get stronger?
The_Hunter
@Yu-Narukami
This gif represents how I feel.

*pulls out a gif and dances like it*

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Ene
*Looks at her feet*

Ghost Senpai is right!

How do I know if you people are lying to me?

*Glares at the others*

Just like my master you humans tend to say things you don't really mean!

While entities like myself and Ghost Senpai are more honest!

*Gazes at the card*

Ghost Senapi can you bring the card over to me?

I can't really move right now.
Yu-Narukami
Of course.
*He smiles before moving closer to Ene, card in hand*
Bgammax
*shocked at Ene's words*

Look, I may not be the nicest guy, but at least I'm honest. Sure, that got like 4 hunters and some number of large robots with laser cannons after me, but I think its still my finest trait.
Starwaddle
I don't lie...ever...well, most of the time, but if I am I make it really obvious that I am. You are a perfect...uh...AI, I want to say... it's hard to distinguish between different beings when you've seen the things I have.
Ene
*Reaches for the card only to pause at Gamma's words*

Gamma how do I know that your not just lying about that...

I knew a person that said the same thing and she betrayed me.
Yu-Narukami
A nice guy wouldn't have let my brother possess them. Jealousy is an evil feeling, at least pride can go either way.
Bgammax
Then watch me you idiot. If I ever go back on my word, you can do whatever the hell you want to me. I'd be worthless without my honor anyways. And if I ever betray you, I'm sure there'll be an angry mob after my head by that point.

*smiles*

not like you'd need the help of course
Starwaddle
I stake my life on my honesty...wait, I'm immortal...well, you get the idea that I don't lie.
Bgammax
*turning to Superbia*

Dude, I don't care for your childish definitions of good and evil. I'll admit, I wanted to be able to do what the wild cards could, who wouldn't? It got the better of me. That's why I try to learn from my mistakes. To become an even stronger person than I am now. On my own time.
Akamoto_Shinji
*smiles as he hears gamma*
Ene
*She starts to cry a little*

*Tries to wipe away her tears*

Gamma you remind me exactly of a guy I used to like back when I was human.

His name was Haruka...

*Touches the card*

He died though since I was not perfect enough to save him.
Starwaddle
...welp, I tried. *Chugs a bottle of wine*
Akamoto_Shinji
*sigh*
Just know that you've got friends waiting to have fun with you when you come back to us Ene...
Yu-Narukami
I'm glad you understand...though I never doubted that you would.
*Superbia smiles*
Bgammax
*looks away from Ene*

You know, there are a lot of ways to lose people without anyone dying. I'm sorry it came to this.

*attempts to leave the store*
Yu-Narukami
*The color in Yu's eyes return, as he collapses to his knees*
...What...
Ene
*Her eyes temporarily dim*

*Only to once again brighten*

What just happened?

*Looks around*

When did so many people come inside my store!
Starwaddle
Yu, you just gave Ene the power of Pride...or something like that. Really, she chose it for herself, so...we know things now...
Akamoto_Shinji
I'm out.
See ya.
*warps away*
Yu-Narukami
I..need to go...
*Yu leaves the stor*
Ene
*Tests her legs out*

Oh hey I can move my legs again!

*Stands up and poses*

Finally the radiant Ene-chan is back to perfection!
Starwaddle
Indeed she is... I'm just going to leave now...bye! *Suddenly disappears, leaving a large bag of yen on the floor*
Ene
Why did she leave her money?

*Pick up the cash and tosses it in her closet*

Now I wait for requests.
Akamoto_Shinji
OOC:poor Ene, She gets possessed and everyone abandons her...