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Maid Cafe (Where the Maid are TOTALLY not traps)
*As you enter the cafe, you're greeted by a cute, brown haired girl with a maid dress*

Welcome home, masters!

*The girl makes a cute pose, and now you can see her beautiful face...and it turns out it's no one but Kazuya cross-dressing once again. Granted, he DOES look like a girl*
Oh! Hire Nana!
Nana...!?

*He coughs and poses once again*

Of course, nya~!

*He gives her a maid costume*

You can go change in the dressing room behind that door!

*He points at a door that read "Employees Only"*
What have you done Kazuya?
.... Everything is saying run away, but I'll stay...
I'll observe and make comments when necessary
Welcome home, Master Mig, nya~!

*He makes a cute pose, trying to look like a cat*

What would you like today, nya~?
*Walks in and looks around* A maid cafe huh? Eh I got nothing better with Maya gone for now.
Hello Masters~

I am sorry to come late.

*he bows to everyone*
Nya, welcome home, master Ta-cha~!

*He bows to him*
... Jesus Kaz really? I'd love ta hear that from someone but you ain't it bro.
Kazuya! I have come to grant you new pow-
*Notices whats going on*
Uh, I'll come back latter.
*Philemon disappears*
@Kazuya
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Kazy-san, what is this?
DAMMIT PHIL COME BACK!
Master Ta-chan please give some attention too!

*he pouts*

Hi Kaz... so why are you doing this?
*Shakes his head* Good lord really? Why would I do that? I've already got a girlfriend even if you weren't a guy.
*comes out in maid dress*
Welcome Master!
Is this forced labor?
No Light they're all here willingly for some reason.
Excuse me?
*walks in wearing a maid outfit* ...oh... it's this kind of maid cafe...I thought it was the kind where you have to wear a maid outfit to get service...meh. *takes a seat* I'll take some coffee.
*looks away from Tatsuya*

*crosses his arms across his chest*

Fine it's not like I needed you attention anyway...

Baka!

*points at him*

I was simply testing your loyalty to Maya!
*bursts into the cafe*

I heard something about forced labor and couldn't help but come to the aid of the poor victims. Now, if someone could point me to the evildoer, I would be glad to teach him a lesson.

*laughs haughtily*
Nana-nyan is ready to serve!
*Kazuya smiles to himself and rushes to small stage that's inside the cafe. Happy music starts playing and Kazuya keeps posing*

Hello, everyone~! Welcome to our Maid Cafe, "B-Careful"!

Why I'm doing this, you ask? Well, because I want to serve my masters at the best of my abilities!

*He turns around for a moment*

Also I need the money...

*He mutters to himself before facing everyone once again, with a big smile*
I was wrong, this world really should be a void.
... Huh I'm to tired, thought you were him for some reason L.
*points to L *
@Akamoto_Nanaka
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*Heads over to Nanaka*

Ooooh, you're looking good in that, Nana-sama. It really shows off your...features.
*Overhears and whispers to Kaz* Ya know I could still use someone else with me on the job, just saying if you wanna break into more... suitable work.
As you wish Master Star!

*he teleports out*

*then teleports back in with coffee*

Hopefully this is to your liking~

*he places the coffee on the table*

*then bows*
Stand down Justine and why are you pointing at me? Is there something you need?
Testing my loyalty to Maya Mish? I've been chasing her for 20 god damned years I don't think that needs any tests.
I heard a little commotion coming from over here, what's going on?

OOC: To clarify, I am keeping this separate from the canon I've been weaving in other threads.
Calm down Tatsuya-san no one is testing you
Thanks loli-chan
I was hoping coming here could increase my charm and make me more popular with ladies that aren't crazy...

I think this is only going to make me more attractive when in a dress.

*takes a seat anyway, it's better than Leblanc*
Well Mishi said he was. And I'm pretty calm right now Light... Hell I feel good for once.
*runs to 9S*
Welcome home Master!
What can Nana-nyan get you?
Please stop calling me that, I am nothing like him
*Looks smug*

Hah I think you do Ta-chan.

Who knows what kind of acts you committed over these 20 years.

*whispers in his ear*

If you want I could help you with your desires in exchange foryour motorcycle.
Well, this seems pretty different from other restaurants I've visited. I guess I won't question it since I already find so many things about humans weird.
*turns to 9S*

Well, you see young man, I was informed that there was trouble afoot here, but it seems nothing is happening. Its just a bunch of people dressed as house servants, for some reason. Ah, the wonders of Japan.
Oh, please stop it master Ta-chan~!

*He glares at him for a moment while smiling*

Kazuko-chan really liked this job, because it's not violent~!

*He smiles once again, and poses like a cat once again*

Nya~!
O-oh. Hey Nana-sama... I didn't know you worked here.

*He blushes a bit.*

That's quite the uniform...
*Arrives at Mig's table*

*bows*

Master is there anything you need~

This happy servant will like to please you!
You have my apologies George-san, I had mistaken this as forced labor
Umm well... What do you serve here? Sorry, I'm not too familiar with places like this.
Umm... just make something up.
*Glares at Mishi* I could tell you all kinds of acts I've done. Wanna hear about what a town that a dead apostle has taken over and turned into walking corpses is like?

*He chuckles darkly* I may not be from a nuclear hellhole but I've got some fun stories Mishi.

*Whispers to Kaz* Not violent huh? I'd like that in some ways but I can't stand by and do nothing while people get hurt.
*looks at Ryuzaki*

Wait, so you're the one who called me, strange young man? Honestly I could hardly tell in the commotion. Still, as I am already present, and know of no other alarms, I may as well remain for the time being.
I checked online and they serve coffee, tea, and delicious pancakes
Do you have a menu here?
Oh. Okay.

*Looks at menu that materialized out of thin air.*


I'd like to try the Kitty's Favorite Dish.
I shall remain as well, this place has intrigued my intrests
*Trembles in fear*

N-No I don't want to hear about that master Ta-chan.

*looks away from Tatsuya*

Do you wish to order something?
Gotcha!
*Warps away then back with a glass of milk*
Don't be an edgelord here, master Ta-chan, nya~!

*He walks towards Mishimans*

Is there a problem?
Wait you're really scared? *He rubs his head* Uh sorry Mishi, and I'll take some coffee black.
Yes we do master Migrant~

*bows and holds out the menu*

I hope what you see on it is to your liking.
Wait edgelord? Is that what the kids call it these days Kaz... wait we were kids in the same days what am i saying.
*walks over and hugs Tatsuya from behind*
Hello Master!
Ah, thank you.

*He sips the milk through an incredibly ornamental cat themed straw.*
*Goes limp* Nanaka please let go? I'm sure Maya is understanding enough not to kill anyone if she walked in but really.
Those days are not these days, Tatsu.

*hmms at the menu*

Yes, I'll take the fluffy and delicious pancakes.
No there's no problem.

A certain master is just trying to be an edgelord again.

*looks smug once again*

I am not scared!

I was simply cold!

*Coffee appears in his hands*

Here you go edgy mater Ta-chan~
*He grins* Explain Mig I'm worn out and drunk on happy.
Sure you were cold Mishi. *Takes the coffee and starts drinking it* But hey thanks.
Boo. This is why you're no fun...
As you wish Master Migrant!

*Pancakes appear in his hands*

*he places them on the table*

I hope you enjoy~
If people say edgelord these days, then they did not say it in your days, thus your statement is entirely accurate.
*He sighs and crosses his arms*

I was 17 when you were 11, Tatsuya, I'm technicaly older...
...
Nya~!

*He sits down, yawning*

I need to get a real job soon, nya...
Ahh true... Not sure why Kaz knows that though we both grew up in the 90s.
Hmmm, so humans drank milk from cows, but also gave that milk to cats...? Man, humans never cease to surprise me...

*continues sipping through the cute kitty straw.*
Baka I was cold!

*walks away in a frustrated fashion*
Yeah sure Kaz, but you're 20 now and I'm 38 now so it evens out.
You already have a real job, Kazu-chan. *consumes fluffy delicious pancakes. They are the best pancakes. No detective would be caught dead here, though.*
*Looks on in surprise* Huh I just realized Maya should be 43 right now... And yet she's still 23 somehow, people may find that weird. *Laughs* Oh well who cares what people think as long we're happy?
There this thing called the internet, I use it a lot so I could catch up with the things that never happened in my world.

*He stands up and sits next to Mig, hugging his arm*

How are you feeling, master? Nya...~

*He somehow manages to purr*
Uh... could I get my coffee?
The internet? I've always preferred books myself. Get better info on weird shit from them.
I am sorry that you had to wait master star.

*places a cup of coffee on her table*

I hope you enjoy~
Thank you. *Takes a sip* ahh...not bad.
Um.... t-this is a little too close.... don't you have orders to mix up or something a maid does?
*cuddles against her arm*

I am glad you like it master Star~
Nya~!

*He rubs his head against Mig's arm*

I'm the boss here, master~! So I do as I please~!
Ahh... that's adorable...
*Blushes*

Thank you...
Shouldn't it be the other way around?
Hmm? What's this? There''s something inside of a small compartment in the kitty straw.

*Nines opens the compartment to find a small piece of unidentifiable meat.*

Well, nothing ventured, nothing gained.

*He eats it whole.*
U-ummmmmmmm....... *-3 charm notes*
Hrk!

*Upon eating the piece of meat, Nines realizes. It must have been fish meat. Specifically that of a mackeral. He falls off of his chair and begins moving sporadically on the floor. With his last few breaths, he manages to say:*

Damn... at least... it tasted good...
*Quickly takes a picture, and runs off, laughing evily*
I'm just going to ignore the peeping Aigis
*hugs Migrant*
Nya~ Master~
What is it, master~?

*He gets closer to Migrant's face, pouting as a slight blush appears on his cheeks*

Are you not satisfied, nya~? Perhaps master thinks I'm not cute, nya...~?

*He voice sounds uncannily feminine, and his face seriously look like the one of a cute girl (Thanks to his makeup)*
Uhh could I get some service?
Holy shit Nines you okay? Come out Lakshmi! *She casts Samarecarm on him*
*Approaches Panacke*

Welcome Master how may I serve you~

Well. Note to self. Stay away from seafood.
Thank you, Tatsuya. I would've been a goner if not for your help there.
Umm what do u have on the menu?
Ah it's no big deal Nines. I'm not just gonna let somebody die on my watch.
We have coffee, tea, and pancakes master!

That said, I'm out of here for now. Thanks for the service!

*He sets 40000 yen on the table and hands Tatsuya 160000 yen before heading out.*
Hmm,ill take some pancakes
Um.... no, you look fine. It's just.... you're getting rather close. I don't think lust ever got this close to anyone....
*the pancakes appear on his hands*

Here you go master.

I hope you enjoy this meal~
*rubs her cheek on Migrants*
Do you want anything Master?
Nya...~?

*He gets even closer*

Master...do you dislike me being this close to you, nya~?
*devours pancakes
Jeez Kazy cut the guy some slack.
*sneaks up behind Tatsuya and caresses his butt*

Ara~ How firm!
I dislike guys being this close to me...
*He bursts out laughing, gets up and sits in front of him*

Yeah, I can see why that would be a thing, nya~!
.... Please don't tell me you forgot about that...

I think you forgot about that part.
*Seethes* Nana didn't I just say to stop?
Oh! Ta-chan? Is that you? I should have known!

Oh please don't be angry, You look so much more handsome when you're giving that edgy smirk. Fufufu~
I don't know what you're talking about, master Mig.
But from now on, I'll remember that you said I look fine looking like this.
...
Nya~!
Nana I'm not in the mood for you to flirt with me. I don't want anyone flirting with me frankly.
Hmm, My apologies Ta-chan, I simply must apologize, However, I did speak the truth... So at the vary least, please, Smile.

*smiles gently*
*He smiles at her* Alright sure.. I'm just feeling weird today is all sorry if I'm hostile.
I've been fooled! Used! Eh, there were pancakes. Even if there wasn't charm.
*He chuckles at Mig* Like charm is something you even need Mig. I mean look at me I've got none.
Of course, We all have those days, Did you have a fight with Maya-chan? I know how much you hate it when that happens.

Just know your good friend is here to listen, I may be a powerful Goddess but I still care for my friends.
*He bursts out laughing*

Anyways guys, I have some other things to do now...see you all later!

*He winks at Mig as he leaves*
Kazy! Don't go!
Exactly my point, Tatsu.
*He grins* No actually just the reverse of that. I'm just feeling more defensive about the whole flirting thing cause I finally got an answer from her.
*He comes back, now looking like his normal self*

I dunno about you guys, but I had a great time.
Oh my! Kazy! Is that you?
*A woman appears at a table in the corner drinking tea*
My...what a wonderful place to enjoy myself.
Oh hey Izanami. So what brings you here?
*sips coffee*
...
Nana?
Mao
Can I work here as a bartender?
Just enjoying the atmosphere in this place...
Didn't know you were a fan of maids... Although somehow I think it's something else?
Izanami? I'll admit, I never took you as a maid cafe.

Though you'd probably look nice in the uniform.

*you lack the charm to even remotely not sound like you're insulting her*
Oh! It's been so long!

*walks up to Kazuya and hugs him*

Oh how I've missed you my good friend.
Nana-san? You look..................different
Oh, it's you again...hi Nana!
*He hugs her*

Hey, what do you mean by "It's been so long"?
...
You...you don't come from the future, do you...?
Mao
Please concider my request!
Oh Star! How's your reinstatement going, Well I assume?


The future? Why would you....? Tell me Kazy, What is happening in the world right now?
@Migrant
Fool, say that once more and I shall trap you in a world you will never wake up from.
Reinstatement? Oh, you mean the space station, right?
I mean...Ira showed up again last night, right after Lucifer's invasion...
Oh my... It seems I've made a mistake....

Allow me to explain, Yes Kazy, I am from the future, Well, A possible future that is. The last I saw you was in that dreadful cave, So when I sensed you again I was so excited! I didn't even realize my mistake...
Uh y-yes ma'am.

Geeze, I may be as bad at getting a girl as Tatsu.
Oh...wait, did you take my time machine!?
*He grins at Mig* Oh you haven't heard have you Mig?
You are forgiven...I shall overlook your crudeness, this once.
Geez...I'm not even surprised...!

*He laughs, but he then raises his eyebrow and rubs the back of his head*
...
Cave?
What about a cave?
No, Star. I would never steal something of yours, However there's more than one way to travel through time.
Heard what?

Also thanks, Izanami. You're oddly more level headed than Lucifer or Xehanort.
Oh...did I teach you how to make one? Mine is just a toaster and a blender duct taped together and hacxed...
But of course, someone has to be.
*He smiles with genuine happiness for once* Well you know Maya's been around here lately right?
Tatsuya x Maya I ship it
Yes... The last I saw you was in a cave... I can't remember where, It's been so long... I recall that you told me to leave though. I never saw you again...

*she looks about to cry*
Mao
Most do
OOC: Yeah, clearly I do to.
Wait... question: why did you disappear when we found out that you weren't out Nanaka?
Oh, she's been around again? I last saw her a few days ago.
...
Tell me, Nanaka...
Was it in my world...?
*He nods* Yeah she was here tonight Mig... I finally got an answer out of her man. *He grins brightly* You can probably guess what it was right?
What do you mean Star?
At the space station, when you were accused of not being the Nanaka of this timeline, you suddenly disappeared.
Do you human's know no bounds, time is something that should not be tampered with, it is one of the laws of this world that shouldn't be broke.
Ohhhh noooooo. *it was either really bad voice acting or he wasn't actually that distraught*

Man, I might be the worst date in all of the Nexus.

Well besides the lolis, there's legal reasons there.
I.... *sigh*
Yes, It was in your world...
I returned later, And I saw a statue had been erected for you....
Worst date? Come on Mig Mao exists... Just uh don't ask me for advice I only got Maya cause, hell I don't know what she sees in me.
Well... it's the Nexus. Things are already messed up as they are, so time travel is possible here...I guess.
I Don't recall what you mean Star? A space station... Perhaps it was another me from a separate Time...
Mao
Mao exists?
Wait...so there's more than two Nanakas running around? Oh boy...well, how did you get over to this timeline?
Mao if you went on a date you'd be too focused on money too care!
*He sighs and sits down*

So I die, huh...?
At least it's in my world, so that's good!
...
So...do you know what happened between me and Lightning in that future?
Mao
I'll have you know I'm very popular among money demons
Well, I wished to see the nexus again, However, I... I felt Kazy's presence, and followed it. I knew seeing him was impossible, But I did it anyway, And here I am.
Die!? Do you really think that's gonna happen? *He smirks* As if I'll let your ass get killed Kaz. And it's not as though there's only future.
*He grins* Well then my point stands... They super focused on money too yes?
I think they just want your money.
...so basically you said "fuck logic" and now you're here?
Mao
Harsh!
Oh, Yes, you were so happy together! Your daughter was such a sweet girl! Claire's death is probably what set you down the path you took though... I wish I had done more for you, but as a Goddess, I must accept that death is a reality all must face... Even if it's the death of the ones I love the most...

*tears form in her eyes*
Yes Star, I took a page from your book, so to speak.
Mao
On no, arw we gonna oldboy this shit?
Neat. So, how was I like in your timeline? Probably not as insane as I am now.
I'll bite, how were all of us?

And how was the Nexus?
It's okay Nana, I don't mind dying...of course, I will not seek it, but if it comes I'll just face it like a man and with a smile...and I hope that me did that!

*He laughs as he embraces her*

So please calm down...and now let's ask the important questions...!
What can you tell me about...well...my daughter...and Claire's death...?
Does it matter? Timelines shift and just by meeting her here now our future will change.
It might make us all feel better about our lives.
Oh, quite the same, Still just as fun Star, Though you did eventually overthrow those foolish gods that stripped you of your rank.

As for the Nexus, After the fall of Su-
After the fall of the enemy, The nexus became a world of worlds, Everyone was free to come and go as they wished.

However... I must tell you. This is only one of many possible futures. Not the guaranteed future of this Time.
And not the future we're heading towards obviously...
A world of worlds, huh?

*grins to himself* That sounds like an okay ending to me. I'm guessing after that we all went our seperate ways, though?
Izanami I'm sure that'll change... An aw hell I'll bite too how'd it turn out for me?
I mean I can't speak for anyone else but why would we? I like it here this place is great!
Well, then all we have to do is make it right. Besides, all of us have one way or another have taken hold of fate. If we cannot prosper in this timeline, then we shall use all our power to make it so we shall have a perfect end. I for one can say that I would put my life on the line for that!
*He grins* Hell yeah Star! I can agree with that.

"Rank Up"
I've actually been thinking about that.

The power to change fate and shape the future. You-know-who apparently knows how to find it, shouldn't we attempt to find it as well?
Claire died protecting your daughter from a horde of demons, they were stronger due to Nyar's influence. Of course, Your daughter was already an adult when that happened.

You named her Serah Lumina. A rather Uncreative name, but I understand your reasons, She had your carefree attitude when peaceful, And Claire's No Nonsense Attitude when serious. She was a bit flirty though, Perhaps she got that from spending too much time with me?
I've already found my power. Even if I may not have access to it now, I still have it deep inside me. *Rank up!* Ahh... that's enough out of me. *Sips coffee*
Well, some of us went our separate ways, but we all always seemed to find ourselves at Leblanc from time to time, having fun again. We never really grew apart, other than those that separated themselves on willingly...
... Know anything about Maya and I?
Yeah, there's the power of Persona. But what if there's an even bigger power? I mean /he/ wants to make all worlds one, right? Surely that'd require some Door-Meets-Truth-Meets-Sinful Shell-level power to do.
Yeah I'd think so... So you wanna find it eh? Sounds like it's worth a shot to me.
Yes, You continued your job as a demon hunter, Until Brother finished his apprenticeship and took your place, then you settled down with Maya-chi, who was given back her memories of you by a certain Goddess whom you and Many others helped regain power...
So that's what happened...

*Kazuya stays silent for a moment, thinking before talking again*

And I guess you're kinda flirty, just a little though...!

*He laughs as he pats her in the head*

Serah, huh...? If I could travel through time I would SO go and meet her...she sounds like a really nice girl!
That would be me, right?
Given back? Huh weird. This Maya has memory of me but she's from the past... Was that Maya actually my age then?
I remember that war fondly, it was like the final battle for the Nexus all over again...

*smiles*
Besides taking him down, if we could find that power first we could change the universe so this "World of Worlds" thing really does come to pass.

And Kaz doesn't die.
And wait Shinji took my place!? I trained Shinji?
Wait, it was a whole war? Wow, those fuckers must have been super powerful. Too bad that once this is over I'm charging at them with all the firepower I have. But after that, I guess I would stick around. You guys are awesome.
Yes Ta-chan the Maya from the Nexus returned home, and lost her memories of both you and the Nexus, until they were returned to her. Yes by you Star.. fufufu...

You'll meet her some day Kazy, I'm sure, As for me, of course I'm flirty, You must be when you're both a Co-Goddess of Lewdness AND the sin of Lust at the same time.
Returned home? Like I'm letting that happen!
I say war Star, but it was more of a massacre really, The gods didn't stand a chance against your army of god killers.
Yes, you trained Brother Ta-chan, A simple solution to his bloodlust.
I hope that day is soon...
I'm surprised...you became Lust? When...well, how did that happen?
*He laughs* Simple? As if I'm all that different... Though I guess I'm at least more restrained most times.
Mao
What did I do in this possible future?
I did a little tricking and got the shard of lust from Nyarly, He never forgave me for that. *laughs*
*Enters*
Did someone said "Future Nana"?!
OOC: Ups, I was I, sorry
You opened the first Multiverse bank Mao, Right here in the Nexus, and then you continued to amass wealth through a variety of means.
...wow...that does make sense, but I wouldn't kill them...I must have been a bit worse. Still, rest assured, we will come to the conclusion of the Nexus. Besides, I've already messed with time, so I could just come back and tell us what we did wrong and if that didn't work...you should probably get your Star. It would be complete overkill, sure, but what else is there? Oh, is it possible for the sins to be revived?
Mao
That certainly sounds like something I would do, but I'm glad to see that even in a dangerous future I'm unlikely to be killed
Wait, is this @Nana-sama really from the future?!
Unfortunately, it seems my powers have dwindled since coming here. So leaving is impossible.

As for reviving the sins, Of course, They are aspects of humanity, as long as the sins exist, they can be revived, just as a different person sometimes.
Hmm...now that I think about it...if Kazuya died, why didn't I do anything to stop it? I mean, I have a time machine...
Hello Hilly! It's been a long time...
I don't know why you never did, I believe you tried though.
Well it looks like her...
@Nana-sama, how did you get here?
And why?
An accident, I made a bit of a mistake...
Something, something, fixed point or something.
Huh...must have been a unmovable death flag...well, I'll just have to make sure nothing happens...by fucking with time even more! Nothing could possibly go wrong! Still, it's nice to have this conversation with you. Let's be friends as we were in your timeline.
Hm...
Well, nevermind, you said it´s been a long time!
How is life treating you?
And... what about that "future" you are talking about?
Life has been fine, Immortality is a bit hard to deal with at times, but I don't regret it.
Oh.... I know how much it annoys Claire, but can I have a kiss Kazy? For old times sake? It's just been too long!
Yeah, immortality sucks, but you get used to it after a few years...I hope the two of us get along well.
*Interesting, I think I'll change my plans accordingly*
We get along greatly Star, If it weren't for you I would have given up Immortality LONG ago.
*Feels Nyarly* Great I'm super glad he was here.
*Is this a "@Persona will remember this" scene?*
Hello Nyarly, How are you? Trying another plot that's doomed to fail?
Fuck off, Nar. We didn't say shit about what will happen, so if you do change your plans then nothing will happen and it will be the same outcome anyway...I think. That's how time travel works when you plan something I think...
Oh, well that's great to hear. I'm glad I could convince you of keeping immortality. It gets boring when you only have mortals to talk to.
*COME ON AND SLAM, is essentially what she does to the front door as she makes her entrance.*

Hey hey hey everybody! How are my favorite doing?
Pretty good.
Eh I'm doing pretty good you?
So Kazy? A kiss? *gives a playfully flirty look*
Good! Gooooooooooooooood good good.

Real glad to hear it.

...Someone gimme a hug, cause I fuckin' love you guys.
Oh dear... He fell asleep.
*puts Kazuya to bed*

Now, she should be waking up soon...
*falls asleep*
*walks in from changing room*
Nana's awake...
Well, It's time for me to go.

See you all around!
*vanishes*
*passes out next to Kazuya*