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Jacuzzi
*The twins can be seen in a Jacuzzi in their bathroom. They seem to be relaxing in the bath.*

C: This is the life...

J: I'm glad we had dad install this.

*There is room for three more people in it.*
*knocks on the door*

Hey Lavenza I brought a gift for your parents.
*warps into the Jacuzzi*
Bath Time!
J: I think somebody's at the door. I'll go check.

C: Zzz...

*Gets out of the tub and puts on a towel*

*Goes downstairs to the front door and opens it*

Oh, Hunter! It's nice to see you.
Mind if I join?
No! you Pervert! get out!
... who are you and I got a box of pastries that I've baked. Plus how do you know my name?
Hey I wasn't going to do anything funny!
Get out PERVERT!
*throws sword at Yagami*
Why would I harass lolis? I punish criminals!
You Being here Is harassment!
*puts the box of pastries on the table and aims his Piercing Rifle at Light*

Nanaka said to get out. And she means it!
*grins with an evil smile* Well actually the only perverts here are Caroline and Justine because I heard what they did
@The_Hunter
J: It's me, Lavenza...well, half of her. Anyways, thank you so much for the kind gift, Hunter-san!

*Accidentally uses her other hand to get the box, which leads to her towel falling off and revealing her naked loli body to Hunter*

*She doesn't realize it fell off*
*gets out and pulls out sword*
GET OUT!
ohhhhhh... okay gotchya and Caroline and Justine I'm gonna escort this killer out of your home.
@The_Hunter
J: Thanks, Hunter. By the way, does it feel windy for you? This breeze is quite nice.
SEE WHAT SHE JUST SAID!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!
*shoots at Light's foot*

GET THE HELL OUT YOU CREEP!
*swings sword at Yagami*
@-Light-Yagami-

I shall not tolerate such harassment of innocent youths, lecherous fiend! Beware, for you have invoked the ire of I, Grimoire Weiss!
Is it perverted if its a book?
Nah...
THANK YOU BOOK!
Hello I heard something about delicious pancakes have you seen any aro-WAOAH maybr you should put on yiu clothes um,girl with pig tails.
...

*picks up Crow and throws him out*
*Justine looks down*

J: Oh dear!

*Picks up her towel and covers herself again. She returns to the bath*

C: *Wakes up* Huh...what...oh hey, Nana-sama.

*Caroline gets closer to Nanaka and rests her head on her*

C: Your skin is so soft...Zzz...Zzz...
*runs back
Hey that wasent very nice!
Also my name isnt Crow its Pancake_Knight
Man... Light is a serious Pedo...I think the girls should stay away from him.
*hugs Caroline*
Nya~
So then I was here to drop a gift then that happens... you three have a good night.

*exits the house and leaves*
Greetings, it is I, Philemon...
Hi Philly!
Pah. I am no mere book, you shall refer to me by my full and proper name!

Now... @-Light-Yagami- begone! Lest you wish to incur a wrath powerful enough to tear apart the very heavens!
*Follows @The_Hunter to find out if he has pancakes
GTFO CROW!!!

*angryly runs at him with a revved up gattling gun and a loaded blunderbuss*
The hunter of beasts is quite violent. Tell me, hunter, what brings forth these urges of violence?
*pops in* hey. *Gets in jacuzzi*
*continues to laugh*
@Persona_2
I am doing my best to protect my dignity! Even kicking creeps like Light and the pancake knight's asses!
@Starwaddle
J: Hello, Star-chan! It's nice to see you.

*Meanwhile Caroline fell asleep on @Akamoto_Nanaka's cleavage*
C-c-come on now their is no need for such violence!
*runs into @IamThou's place to get away from @The_Hunter
What is it that you find humorous, Light Yagami? Is it the death of the countless children of men you've slain, perhaps you have forgotten hope.
Same. This is very nice.
*Walks in and sees Phil lecturing Light* Wow you seem disappointed man.
*points to the front door*

GET OUT!
Hau~ So happy!
@The_Hunter
The pancake knight means no harm, he is searching for something the one he puts his hope in has lost. He is a noble knight indeed.
THEY WEREN'T CHILDREN OF MAN!!!!!!!!!! THEY WERE VERMIN!!!!!!! THE'VE KILLED THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!! AND I AM GOD OF THE NEW WORLD THAT PUNISHES CRIMINALS AND REWARDS DO-GODERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wah! Ummmm hey you
*points @Tatsuya
Help me out here!
@Persona_2
Knights are backstabbing SNAKES! And I don't trust them.
He's killed that many people with that sorry excuse for a magic tome? Pah, I Grimoire Weiss, have more power stored in a single page than that sorry little trifle.
@Tatsuya
It is my hope that mankind will not fall down such a violent path. I only wish for the prosperity of all humans.
Hey I havent done anything wrong! I just worship pancakes!
THIS WORLD IS A ROTTING MESS!!!!!!! NONE OF YOU IDIOTS UNDERSTAND IT YET BUT YOU WILL ON JUDGEMENT DAY!!!!!!!!!!!
So? We just had one.
I won't harm you Pankake-Knight unless you harass others
After dying by a Cainhurst Knight in a total of eighty hundred times... yeah that is lacking on the trust department!
@-Light-Yagami-
What an unfortunate view you have taken, it seems that you'd sooner side with the crawling chaos than the hope humanity has to offer.

I must take my leave now, sorry to interrupt you creations of Igor.
* The butterfly disappears*
Hey maybe you should have one of these
@-Light-Yagami-

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@-Light-Yagami-

In fact, if I were to use my magic right now, I could seal away all access to that books power. Shinigami blessings are but mere insults to the kind of power I, Grimoire Weiss, possess.
@Persona_2
J: Farewell, Philemon.
*picks up Light and throws him out side of the fence*

I am heading home good night.

*slaps himself a Hunter's Mark and disappears*
Light-kun
Hello new person!
*kicks Light in the face*

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*walks over to light
Are you okay man?
You dont look so good.
YOU IDIOT!!!!!! HOW DARE YOU DEFY A GOD!!!!!!!! YOU FOOL!!!!!!!!!

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J: I feel rather sleepy as well. *Really cute yawn as she stretches her arms* Zzz...
Baka
*nonchalantly walks up to Light and kicks him in the nuts* please be quiet. There are other people trying to enjoy themselves. *Walks back to jacuzzi and gets in again*
YOU PIECE OF SHIT!!!!!!!!!!! L YOU ARE GOING TO DIE A TERRIBLE DEATH!!!!!!!! I SWEAR EVEN IF IT'S THE LAST THING I DO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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*pancake knight searches the room and investigates the package Hunter left
You really are something Light

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Something is right... Ah well it's not like he's any real threat.
Yes, that is agreeable Tatsuya-san
OOC: Alright, enough of the fucking around here, Light and L go take your Death Note conflict elsewhere. It has nothing to do with this thread and you're honestly derailing this RP thread to hell in a handbasket. Take your shit somewhere else.
I was just trying to hang out with everyone!
I'm leaving this isn't worth my time and will some please call me when this conflict is dissolved and Light-kun has left
Not in a jacuzzi with Little girls in it you dolt.
OOC: Hey L is pretty cool actually. He's a nice and simply genuinely acting in character. RP is random. Everyone take a few and just breath. Please. And Light was just trying to hang out and was also in character.
*scowls at Akamoto*
*after eating all of the pastries in thw box pancake knight looks around and see the tub and walks over
Hey whats going on!
Ooc:I just kicked him the nuts because it's a character trait of mine.
[I actually love Light's ideas for a new world and his desires are literally my desires except I wouldn't turn down Misa though]
I knew I could count on you to resolve this Labrys
Mao
Hello all, can I interest you in an extremely extensive and cheap selection of top of the line Jacuzzis?
Why would you sell Jacuzzi's to people in Jacuzzi's?
Mao
Obviously you like jacuzzis and these are far better jacuzzis than that pile of rubbish
Jacuzzi-ception,I like it, install another one @Mao
Mao
Thank you mr. Pancake, thay will be £300
Uhhh, do you accept pancakes? Ooh or how about maple syrup? The good kind of course!
Mao
No, just split the bill with your friends
Hmmmm hey light you got any cash?What about u L?
*hands him 10000000000000000000000 Yen in singles* I don't carry the rest with me sorry
Thats works right Mr.Salesmen?
Mao
Fine, I'll take it, but I won't be happy about it
*falls asleep in jacuzzi.
*Walks over to Jacuzzi
Hey you shouldn't fall asleep in there here I got you!
*Pancake_Knight picks up @Akamoto_Nanaka
and puts her in one of the twins beds
Who's the pedo now? {looks at Pankake_Knight and Nanaka)
Hey! This is totally innocent!All I want is delicious sticky syrup!
.... The hell are you all doing here?
Oh! Hey there P3-kun where's FeP3-kun?
*He glares at Light* If you don't get out right now I'll beat the living shit out of you.
Hey now there's no need for violence!
Why the fuck does everyone hate me! What did I ever do to you!
You threatened my life with your book remember?
Light-kun, you aren't alone on this subject this man has threatened me once before
And you actually took it seriously? Man you are thick-shelled
That's because you broke into my house!
Correction: I escorted the twins into the house then let myself out because of your threats
L don't try to act like a smart-ass
Can you shut up Light?
I'll ask them about that. *he turns to Light* Out, now!
Come on guys can't we discuss this peacefully over some pancakes?
It's alright let him speak freely, I don't mind the empty complaints
Well actually L I want to propose a temporary truce. We will unite against Bluehairedemo's tyrranical rule over RP threads. What do you say? "Friend?"
OOC: Hold on what?
That was a little too edgy, even for you but yes I do accept
It's not like we are actually going to do anything right?
Hold on I'm sure my friend Yuki-Kun would never do something like that right Makoto?
*grins* tryants will not be tolerated in the new world!
OOC: Yuki isn't even on that much, so how is he a tyrant?
I have no idea what they're talking about...

OOC: Seriously the fuck?
You are mistaken Pancake-kun we both have been treated unfairly by this man
OOC: The only true Tyrant is me...
Oh that reminds me
*puts the sleeping twins in bed
It's going exactly as planned. This is too easy.
Well this isint good
Okay I had enough of your shit! *He kicks Light in the nuts*
OOC: It's alright Pancake Knight, as they said they probably aren't going to do anything
Light-kun calm down, this isn't the time for that
*kicks Makoto in the face* An eye for an eye my friend
*falls back* GODDAMNIT!!!!!!! WHY DOES EVERYONE KICK ME THERE!!!!!!!!
Ooc: pancake knight is an advocate for peace at all times,chivalry u see @Yu-Narukami
Because it's fun!
OOC: Pancake Knight is best character
Mao
*steals wallet off guy who was kicked in nuts*
Messiah Picaro! *The Persona appears! It picks up Light and throws him out... literally*
You should invest in protection Light!
Ooc: thank yu
I never brang my wallet here
Mao
Then how did you pay for the Jacuzzi?
OOC: You'd be surprised by how many people say that to me.
*lays down outside and is too injured to speak*
OOC: Seriously Light, why do you have it out for me?
Ooc:too good of a pun
Also it was L that payed for it not light
Sleep tight @Akamoto_Nanaka!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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... I would get mad at her but it's kind of her thing.
Mao
Oh i see
Makoto you're unleashed his insane side (no joke)
You^
*tucks in the people in bed
I can tell... *He sighs* Is it too much to ask for a peaceful day?
It's too late now, get ready for edgyness
OOC: Pancake Knight, I love ya man.

I should install an Anti-Edge border.
P3-senpai is already pretty edgy though!
*Pop in* Please don't Yuki I'd never be able to visit again.
Ooc:love u too XOXO <3
IT'S ALL GOIING ACCORDING TO THE PLAN L!!!!!!!!!!

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You never visit in the first place. Also hoe did you get in?
Light are you okay?You kinda look like your having a breakdown?
(I'm gonna sleep now and Light you'd better turn in too or else I'll embarrass you at school)
*pats light on the shoulder
... Hmm true I don't, why don't I anyways I mean I like you guys. And I'm not quite sure man blame the Nexus.
{I think I should listen to what Ryu says because he's pretty damn scary at school}
{You guys have no idea what he's capable of}
Fair enough.
Night light!
Ill go to bed too!
*sleeps next to @Akamoto_Nanaka
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*Wakes up*

Ugh...huh? I'm dressed...and...I'm in bed?

*Justine was sleeping next to her*

She's also here...

*Gets up from bed, trying hard not to wake up Justine*

I'm thirsty...

*She goes down to the kitchen to get a glass of milk*
*wakes up* Nana's awake...
*Caroline goes back to bed after drinking some milk*

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...
*She cuddles Justine*
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I love you, Justine~
@IamThou
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I love you too, Caroline.
Hi guys...
@Akamoto_Nanaka
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Nana-sama!
Umm...


*Pushes Justine off the bed*

I wasn't hugging my twin or anything...

(Oh shit I hope she didn't get hurt)

How's your sleep, my Goddess?
*hugs both of them*
Good. yours?
@IamThou
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*Hits the side table*

OWIE! My head!!!

*She puts her hands on her head.*

Why...
Arara~ That looked painful...
@Akamoto_Nanaka
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It felt great!

@IamThou

Oh no! I'm so sorry, sister! I was just...so embarassed to be seen cuddling you...

*She puts her hand on Justine's head and gently rubs it*
OOC: wrong loli oh no
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*Post 188*
Don't be embarrassed dear, There's nothing wrong with your love.
@IamThou
*Kisses Justine's head*
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Does that feel better, sister?
@IamThou
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Uh-huh....
@IamThou
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*Hugs her twin tight*

I'm really, really sorry. That was an asshole thing for me to do, Justine...

@Nana-sama

Nana-sama...you're so nice...
Ara~ Which me are you referring to dear?
@Nana-sama
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Umm, I guess you? You look more Goddess-like.
Huh? Who?
*sees Nana-sama*
WHAT!!!
Hello me, Or, the one who will one day be me.
@IamThou
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*Goes for a kiss with Caroline*

Hmmm~
@IamThou
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Justi--!!!

*Kisses Justine*

Mm...mmm...
N-nana? Me? Future Nana?
*Smiles*
You two are so cute. I think I'll join you.
*kisses Nanaka*
I'm from the future too, ya know...I should probably talk to me about everything...*kisses a pillow*
*passes out*
Ara~ she passed out... I guess I'll leave then.
Goodbye, And good Lewding.
*vanishes*
@IamThou
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*Pulls back*

Y-y-you did it again...Justine...

*Blushes*
...oh yeah...I forgot that happens when your evil...
Welp... I'm out. *Disappears*
*Random sound of something breaking... I'm bored.*
@Nana-sama
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Buh-bye~

@IamThou

*Giggles*

Truth be told...I just really like you, Caroline. ❤️
You're such a sweetheart...
---LOCATION IS NOW THE TWINS' BEDROOM---
@Aergia

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Cousin? What are you doing in here...and did you break something?
Huh...? *She seems half asleep...* Isn't this the kitchen>
---LOCATION IS NOW JUST THE ENTIRETY OF THE YUKI HOUSE---
@Aergia
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Oh no! You broke my favorite mug!
What are you doing here...?
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*Picks up the remains*
Mom got me this for my birthday...
@Aergia
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I should be the one asking you that. Shouldn't you be at Aunt Labby's place right now?
... This isn't my home?
@Aergia
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I didn't mean you should leave or anything...

Umm, no, Aergia. This isn't aunt Labby's place. Even though it looks as big as your house...You could stay here if you want to...
*She sits down and starts tearing up*
*seems to have just woken up from sleep*
What's going? I thought I heard... Oh dear.
I miss Mama! *She starts crying*
@Aergia
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Cousin Aergia, don't cry...

*Sits down with her and hugs Aergia*

I can walk you home to your momma, would that be alright?
M-Mama hasn't been home for so long! *She hugs back... still crying*
... Then you can stay here with us until she decides to come back, we have plenty of room.
@RobowaifuAigis
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That's a great idea, mom!

@Aergia

Aww...we'll be here for you, Aergia...

*Kisses her cousin's forehead*

You're family. ❤️
*Sniff* ... Thank you...
@Aergia
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Oh and don't worry about the mug, I can always get a new one. You're what matters right now.
❤️❤️❤️
@IamThou
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Caroline...I've honestly never seen this side of you before...


It's...wonderful. ❤️
*She stands up* ...
@IamThou
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*Smiles*

My family and Taiga's all I have...You're all so precious to me...


I love each and every one of you. ❤️❤️❤️
I'll get one of the beds ready, just show Aergia where to go whenever she's ready to sleep.
@Aergia
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You still sleepy? You can sleep on our bed. It's big enough for at least four people.
@RobowaifuAigis
OOC: Shit I should've waited for a response before saying anything
I'm hungry...
@Aergia
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Whaddya wanna eat? We pretty much have everything in the fridge.
A muffin?
so is yagami a bad perv boi or
OOC: Idk. Nanaka gets a pass tho.
@Aergia
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Here you go!

*Gives her a chocolate muffin*

I made it with love!

@Inari

Well he's a crack pot.
*She nibbles on it*
OOC: :aergiamuffin:
OOC: I swear if that becomes a thing...
OOC: Hold on
OOC: Oh no
So apparently I live here now
OOC: It's joke inari
betrayal
Talk about a crazy household!
*Pancake knight wakes up to put @Akamoto_Nanaka back in bed before falling back asleep
Hey everyone! What's going on here, a Jacuzzi party with the.....
Oh no, not the wardens!
PEDO ALERT
PEDO ALRRT
PEDO ALERT
DON'T TAKE THE JAIL BAIT
Woah we got Lnari and Inari!