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-EliteKnight-
A Knight And His PC
*The Knight sits at a table, and uses the Laptop he bought for browsing and has even figured out the wonders of internet shopping. However, he has no credit card or bank account, so he just browses like a child in a candy shoppe.*

The_Hunter
*walks up to the elite knight with sword stuck in his chest*

What's ya browsing?
-EliteKnight-
@The_Hunter
*removes the sword without a second thought, then returns to browsing* a strange site known as "Amazon"
The_Hunter
That's an online shopping site which you can order online.
-EliteKnight-
I know, yet I've no way for payment....this site truly has everything one would require
Addalme
Hi guys! I-is something wrong?
-EliteKnight-
No, I am just browsing this internet site
Addalme
Let me see.

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I see, well, just care, internet is dangerous.
Ryuzaki
Be mindful of Rule 34, it's very dangerous
-EliteKnight-
@Ryuzaki rule 34 of what? I'll look it up....

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OH DEAR LORD
Ryuzaki
Good luck
Addalme
WHAT THE HELL!?

"He takes he laptop and close it"

DON'T SHOW HIM THINGS LIKE THAT!!!
-EliteKnight-
OH LORD

Master Gwyndolin wouldn't do that with....oh no....
Pancake_Knight
Hey guys! Whats up!
Shiza_Salad
*Shiza sits in the background, holding a bourbon blend, chuckling to himself*

Hehe, first time on the internet, yes? It's a place of wonders...
-EliteKnight-
*immediately closes tab, and googles "small dogs* to cure his mind*
Shiza_Salad
Hmm...have you tried using youtube yet?
-EliteKnight-
Yes, I've looked at it. It confuses me, but I enjoy it
Kuroumi
What's going on here? Tryin' to use the internet?
-EliteKnight-
Yes, I'm learning about this tool called "Internet"
Kuroumi
Just don't search up the wrong thing and you'll be safe.
*She leans against a wall and checks her own phone*
-EliteKnight-
Too late, I'm afraid....
Shiza_Salad
Heh. There's tons of good stuff on the internet. Most of it is like that though...
-EliteKnight-
*the knight googles the word "homestuck" after seeing it in a recommended selection from amazon"

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What....

What is this?
Shiza_Salad
*Quickly closes tab*

DON'T GET SUCKED IN! IT'S NOT WORTH IT!
-EliteKnight-
Oh, okay....hm....

-EliteKnight-
*finds the concept of "creepypastas" explained somewhere. Decides to look it up*
Kuroumi
*Looks up from her phone*
Lookin' up creepypastas? Those are pretty weird, just sayin'.
-EliteKnight-
Hmm.....oh my. Stories, how lovely. They're rather unnerving. I enjoy this so far...
Theusmellthis
Don't look up Memes once you're in there is no escaping
Big_boi_Havel
I heard Deviantart is a really cool website to visit, especially for first timers.