CHANNEL SHIZA: Bringing You The News, Whether You Like it Or Not
*Clears throat*
Earlier today, a local man committed suicide within a cafe. In other news, the same local knight discovered "modern music". Tune in after these messages for the weather and for sports.
*slides into frame once again, the same stack of obviously blank papers* that's right shiza, and apparently that same knight has, by many accounts, listened to "real" music. And for weather we have an all week storm of nothing, slight mediocrity showers with a periodic hail of role play shenanigans.