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*waves to Sakamoto*

Hi glasses guy. Nice to see someone new. Do you know how you got here?
Haven't you heard? I'm Sakamoto.

*he poses with his fingers on his glasses*

Just kidding. My classes are over so I thought I'd pay a visit to this cafe on my way home.
Only Sakamoto I know if is named Ryuji... and he's very much the opposite of you.
Oh? How so?
@Sakamoto-kun Sup, glasses-kun
@Jokerboi

Nice to meet you.
@Sakamoto-kun For one, Ryuji is not as calm and well spoken as you appear to be
He's a delinquent. That's the best way to describe him.
I appreciate the compliment, but it's hard to be as good as me, so cut him some slack.
Where I come from, delinquents are a dime a dozen. They're nothing special
@Migrant Mig, come on. He's my best friend, chill with the insults
*Runs in* COME TO AKECHIHOP! *Runs out*
Well Ryuji is /very/ special, even if he's a delinquent.
Yeah, and people call him a delinquent, but deep down, he's a good guy. He doesn't mean any harm in what he does
Akechihop...? Doesn't sound like a very good establishment...
It's a pancake place, apparently.

I don't know of anyone who's eaten there.
Pancakes, huh? Well, I just want coffee at the moment. Black, please.
I don't really know who's serving, but I can do it. I just don't know if I'm allowed to serve
No server? Then allow me.
Anyone can serve so long as they don't ruin everything.

Boss would kill us if we ruined something.
*flips over the counter and begins to throw different beans in the air to create a unique blend of coolness*

*he puts the blend in the thing where you pour water on it, and he pours the water with such consistency and precision*
Oh, well in that case, I'll be glad to serve here whenever I can. Id do it now, but Sakamoto is gonna do it, so...
Finished.

*he pours the coffee in 3 cups with perfect accuracy and style and slides a cup across the counter to Migrant and Jokerboi before flipping back over the counter and drinking his own coffee*
@Sakamoto-kun Nicely done. Bonus points for style
I hope it's to your liking.

*begins sipping his coffee*
*A wild Aergia appears!* What's with glasses there?
@Aergia

Ah, good afternoon, ma'am. Would you like a cup?
Oh, hey Aergia...
No thanks, I don't drink coffee.
*sips coffee* huh, not bad. A little dark for my tastes, but overall very good
@Jokerboi

I'll try to improve my skills for the next time. For the time being, shall I provide milk, cream, or sugar?
*walks in* Hey
Yo.... whatever your name is. I'll call you Grey.
*Sees Aergia and looks down inyo his cup, trying to not get her to notice him*
@Sakamoto-kun *whispers* milk is fine I guess
*enters*
'Ello everybody.
Migrant. You should know that.
What's up with Jokes over there?
Hello Kuro!
@Aergia *grimaces* N-nothing
Right away.

*he flips back over the counter and flings the fridge door wide open, but with enough precision to keep the contents of the fridge steady*

*he grabs the milk and gracefully pours it in a small pitcher and begins to pour the milk from the pitcher slowly into Jokerboi's glass while also grabbing a spoon and consistantly stirring the coffee*
(Christ my descriptions are huge, but I like details)
@Sakamoto-kun Man, you're really flashy. Just like me.
Who's the fancy glasses guy?
Whoa that guy is fast
*She pokes him* What? Scared of women?
Of course. I have an image to keep.

*throws all of the used materials back in there places with care and closes the fridge before cartwheeling over the counter and gracefully landing in his seat*

*he takes another sip of coffee*
@Kuroumi @-Reaper-

I'm Sakamoto. It's a pleasure to meet you.
Nice to meet you!
Nice to meet you Sakamoto.
@Aergia *looks up at her* quite the opposite. I'm just worried that some asshole sin is gonna walk in here, see me talk to you, assume I'm hitting on you, and proceed to smite me. Apparently to them, I only seem to hit on you whenever I speak to you
Don't worry about it. Cuz I'd just beat them to a pulp. Then again violence isn't allowed here, makes it the perfect place to nap.
@Aergia *looks around nervously* Are you sure?
Nap in a coffee shop? That's a bit ironic, wouldn't you say?
*takes a seat*
I'm the Sin of Sloth after all Sakamoto-kun.

@Jokerboi
Yeah I'm sure.
@Aergia All right. So... how are you doing?
Hey, got anything for headaches and/or nausea
@Aergia

Nice to meet you, Miss Sin of Sloth.
I'm fine.

The name's Aergia... Now that I think about it... It might be weird for people to refer to both of my forms as Aergia.
Ara~ Hello sister, Who is this man in the glasses.
Haven't you heard? He's Sakamoto.
@Nana-sama

Yes, I am. Nice to meet you.
@Aergia Name's Joker, the slayer of God's Cursed Cup(quoted by Lucifer). Nice to formally make you acquantince
OOC: Had to make that joke at least once
@Aergia

OOC: Lol don't worry, I made it earlier too
Hello Nana!
You killed a cup? Impressive.
@Aergia It was Yaldaboath, AKA the Holy Trail. No need to tease, he was really powerful....
Hey, can I get some green tea?
*Grail
OOC: Damn Autocorrect
Oh weak YHVH.
Hey Shin-kun,
Hello Sakamoto-san, It's a pleasure to meet you.
@Aergia Yeah, I've been told....
@Jokerboi

You killed a god? I'd say that's pretty cool.
@Aergia At least try and act impressed
It's still impressive Joker. *she pats his back*
@Sakamoto-kun I know, right? But apparently he's a friggin weakling, so it makes me feel like I didn't do anything that impressive
@Aergia Thanks, I needed that
Well... I think I'm going to go take a nap.

If Kaz shows up tell him I have an idea about Lumina.
Alright...
Lumina? You mean small Lightning?
What about me Migi-chan~?

*appears in Migrants lap*
I don't know how well I would do in a fight around here. Blowing air in someone's ear through a straw only goes so far.
@-Lumina- Oh look, the psycho is back. Woohoo
Whatever, at least she won't react to anything I say
Great...
....

Where's your heart?
*makes a cute little finger gun pose pointing at Jokerboi*

Bang~ <3

*makes a smooch face and suddenly Jokerboi's legs lose all feeling*
Dunno what you mean Migi-chan~~
*snores from one of the unoccupied booths, his game still on*
"Daddy" took your heart, didn't he?

That's how he controls you, that's why you became one with the chaos.
@-Lumina- Oh what the hell, the one time you actually hear me, and you do this? *tries to move legs, but can't* please undo this..
@Kuudere Kuu, wake up, your dad's secretary is here
Wanna hard on instead Joki-baby~?

And still dunno what you mean Migi-chan~!
Kuu... please don't become me. *She walks to his booth* Better save then shut it off........... how do I do that.
Maybe you don't...

But do you remember that day, when we went to face Lux's shadow, and you appeared complaining about how we lack cohesion and goals?
@-Lumina- Honestly, I'd rather that than be a cripple..... wait no nevermind.
*stirs and sits up*
Wait, who's..... Oh, hey Aergia.
You left your game on.
*walks in scratching his head*

auuuggghh... my head... feels like two days of my live just got cut short...
@The_Hunter Oh crap, not you!
Lumina, please let my legs move!
What does everyone have against this floating, young lady. Lumia-chan, was it?
*snaps fingers and Jokerboi gets a raging hard on that sensitive to the max, but movement is restored to his legs*

There ya go~!

*leans on Migrant's chest*

What about it Migi-chan~?
(Lumina*)
*yawns*

I did wha...

*notices a fail screen on his game*

Awww. I must have fallen asleep in the middle of something...
@-Lumina- Oh come o-.. whatever *crosses legs while staring cautiously at Hunter*
*She pats his head*

Do you guys want me to throw her out?
...What in the world is everyone doing!?
*summons a clock*

Oh no look at the time! I gotta go! Work work work~!

*snaps fingers, vanishing in a blip*
There's a third Lightning.

She couldn't remember the events we all saw her involved in, and having met you enough I know you weren't the one dispensing helpful advice and bringing us back together after our group fractured.

You're a person just like us. Comprised of a heart, a body, and a soul. But your heart is gone, isn't it? You've embraced the chaos, just like one without a heart would embrace the darkness.

So what became of your heart? It reaches out to us in the only way it can. It wants to be saved. It tries to control you, to warn us, and when possible... it manifests as Lightning... out of butterflies.

To save Lightning, to save you. We need to steal the heart of Lightning's sister back from Succoth.
What are you talking about Joker? I can't recall what happened two days ago...

*stretches out his body and yawns*
OOC: CURSES LUMINA! Oh well I also need to go so that works out. :P
@-Lumina- Wait you never.....

Does anyone know how to reverse this thing Lumina did to me..... it's kinda embarrasing.....
Hey there Luna! Oh shit I should change back.
sooooo.... Who's that lady who just appeared? And that other lady who just vanished? There are too many people for me to keep track of..
@The_Hunter Oh you know, I'm just a little nervous around you because of the fact you ALMOST KILLED ME
@Jokerboi

OOC: Yaoi
*pulls of a blank expression*

I don't recall that... ever...
C'mon stupid body! Why don't you ever do the things I want?!
Gone...

Oh well, it's still a rough theory. I need evidence of the heartnapping... though I might know who to get it from. I just need Lightning's Sister's name.

*trudges out the door*

But first, a nap.
@Aergia
I like big Aergia too! Just harder to hug! *Hugs her leg and giggles*
@PIatinumTheTrinity
*She picks her up and hugs her*
@Aergia
Woah! *Blushes* B-Big Aergia's boobies are too close to my face!
Oh, is it uncomfortable?
U-Umm... It's not like I like being hugged or anything! *Blushes*
....seriously, I need help....
You're cute when you try to hide your feelings.
What did I do Joker? Why panic something like this?
What'dya mean you need help, Joker?
@The_Hunter *shows him the scars on his shoulder* you stabbed me with your scythe my guy, look.
@Kuroumi Well, you see, Lumina sorta....*looks down at his pants* messed with my manhood....
I smell romance.
@Jokerboi

*looks at his... you know*

Sir, there are children here. Ew.
@Mako-chan *sees her enter* it's not what it looks like
*Sees the scares in shock*

I DON'T REMEMBER THAT!
*laughs*
@The_Hunter clearly you don't
@Aergia
I'm not hiding anything! I just... *Blushes and looks away* I feel so small when you're all big...
SERIOUSLY, I NEED HELP
I ain't helping you. I'm just gonna laugh on the inside about your situation, Joker.
*walks in*
I don't think we can give you the help you truly need...
What a situation *laughs*
Alright, you know what, I'll be right back*storms out of cafe*
Awwww~ *She hugs her tighter*
He just stormed out....
*Aergia
Uwawawa, too tight!
Oh, sorry. *She loosens up and sets her down*
It's okay... I'm gonna have my revenge when you're little again!
Reaper... explain to me on what the heck just happened?
Uh.... Aergia hugged her friend i think...
I'm not sure how to feel about that.
[Stepping down from the attic, Hazama leans calmly against the wall and speaks.]

That's a hard truth you may not want to hear, Hunter.
*Walks in covered in dust and scorch marks* Hey everyone anything going on?
Hello some weird stuff happened
With Hunter last night yeah? Joker told me about that.
*lets out a sigh and takes a seat*

Well I will just have to wait... until Klib and Migrant are back I need to ask them about what happen.
It might be better if you don't know, but you deserve to nonetheless. By the way, have you spoken to your bucket-wearing friend?
Woah! You dye your hair green or is that natural?
Valtr? No not yet, he usually instructs possible League Hunters.
*wakes up*
Nana gotta use the potty....
[He removes his hat and bows]

It's all natural, pleased to meet you. I'm Hazama, from the NOL intelligence branch.

Anyway, I'd recommended trying to find him, he has something for you.
C'mere Nana. *She picks Nana-chan up and carries her to the toilet... felt weird typing that*
Thank you Gia-nee-chan...
Go on little one.

@Hazama
Name's Aergia, Sin of Sloth and all.
*uses the toilet and tries to sit on a booth*
*then tries
You ok?
Oh yeah Hazama. You still doing sparing matches? *He grins* I haven't​had the chance to fight you.
*is too short to get on the stool*
Nana can do it! Nana can!
Lemme help Nana-chan.
Nana can do it!!
[He puts his hands up in front of his face, innocently]

I-I'm a non-combatant, sorry. Besides, I actually have something to do right now. I only fell asleep up in the attic, is all. I should be taking my leave.
*tries to climb up but falls on her butt and starts pouting*
NOL? You mean the Novus Orbis Librarium? I've seen flyers for requirement around the town of Inaba.
*She picks up Nana* You ok?
Hazama I saw you fight Homura. If you don't want to it's​ fine. But don't try to lie to me.
[His mouth twitches at the corner]

The NOL, in Inaba? T-that's interesting, interesting indeed. Damnit Relius, how do you get off on not telling me things like this?
Nana's ok... Can Nana have some chocolate milk?
Sure little one. Do we have any chocolate milk?
Can't fool you I guess, haha. We'll go a round Tatsuya, I promise. Just not right now.
*he grins* I'll hold ya to that. Those chains of yours are really something.
So what does this NOL's goal? Work for military?
Oi! Chocolate milk! Do we have it or not?! A little girl is thirsty!
Oh yes Aergia. I'll go get it, sorry about that.

*gets up and pours a cup of chocolate milk hands it to Nana*

Here you go.
*pours some coffee*
*sigh*
*Walks back in*
Hey everyone. Finally got my "problem fixed". Fool a lot of magic to solve, though...
Welcome back....
So... care to tell me why you were angry at me?
@The_Hunter I was more cautious than anything else. You almost cut me in two, remember?
*Walks in to Leblanc* this is a quaint little establishment can I just have some water with lemon *sits in a booth*
*walks in and leans against the wall*

Been a while since I came here. Nice to see some new faces.
I'll have what the Shining One is having.
@Al Saiduq shouldn't you be managing the universe right now?
*goes white when hearing it and tries to remember*

Again the only thing that I remember that I helping Pyrrha and that's it.
@The_Hunter I'm sorry if you don't believe me, but it's the truth. Ask Migrant and Klib, they'll tell you the same story.
I suppose, I should, yes. I simply wanted to partake in human beverages.
Alright but as soon as the first demon appears you go back
Those terms are acceptable.
*Walks in and overhears about demons* Demons show up here all the time though. My best friend is a devil summoner. Lucifer just lazes about looking like a pre teen girl.
He's kinda right. Though a lot of things aren't really demons at this point, there are still several that pop up
Alright Joker, I'll ask Klib and if it is true, then I'll ask Yu about the matter. And if I did this then I am sorry, I'll bake something that you like.
*looks at Gamma in shock than points a finger at him* Who are you imposter!?
All right but If you see a void outside the country stay away from it
A void? That sounds interesting in the worst way. When did that happen?
I'm not going to dignify that remark.

Anyways, I actually know a void. He's alright I guess, has a lot of issues though.
@The_Hunter a creme brulee would be nice
*Sighs in relief* Man you scared me Gamma. You agreeing with me never happens.
Technically I'd didn't time was reverted to before it happened but basically we were deemed unfit to live by Polaris so she tried to erase the world with this void but we stopped her and reverted the world to before it happened and it didn't happen again
Huh sounds like quite the journey. What is with high schoolers having to save the world?
Can kinda see someone trying to do that... Actually, that sounds oddly like something that happened here. Though Lux had a different reason for it.
I don't know but for some reason I can still use skills but all my demons were released
*hands Joker a bowl of Creme Brulee*

Here ya go took me a while to master it.
Hey I never got my water
*laughs*

Lost your demons huh? So you're another wimp who hides behind their slaves. Is that really what it takes to be considered great?
@The_Hunter YOU ARE FORGIVEN *Eats creme brulee viciously*
When your trying to save the entire world demons help and to be fair we were facing a god
*puts four more bowls of creme brulee, two for Joker and two for himself*

I even made more in case you get hungry.
And maybe the world doesn't deserve to be saved, ever consider that? You went out of your way to help a bunch of people who don't even matter.
Gamma do you want to die? Not saving the world means you die with it.
And if need demons we can find them I'm sure. How are you negotiating?
At negotiating*
Yeah but there were two others who wanted to change the world one of them wanted a society where the strong survive and the weak die out and the other wanted what was essentially communism
I don't need mire demons I was able to learn some skills on my own to make myself a better fighter but thanks for the offer @Tatsuya
@Tatsuya
If I couldn't protect myself, then I'd deserve it. I don't need anyone's help.

@HibikiKuze
So I take it you ended up beating out the other two, just resetting the world rather than changing it.
You're an idiot Gamma. Nobody can do everything on their own. I get you think that nobody else matters but one day maybe you'll see the truth.

*He shakes his head* Our power is the strength of our hearts and bonds, so it's no wonder that you're not a good Persona user.
@The_Hunter CAN YOU ADOPT ME PLEASE? *grabs the other bowls and eats them as well*
Be brother in arms? Yes.
@The_Hunter That works too. I just want more of these things
Pancake knight walks in*
Hunter! Your not dead!
Don't make me laugh Tatsuya. You simply can't rely on anyone, its how the world works.

And the strength of a Persona? Its based on your inner strength, which is primarily unlocked with self-understanding. You don't need anyone to be strong with it.
Yeah it was a competition where the winning team chose what to do with the world which in the end we managed to convince everyone else to our side and help everybody
Me... dead? I died in Yharnam so many times so it's just average to me.
Oh,well its good to know your not hurt!
*He laughs* Sure Gamma keep telling yourself that. Do you know how Personas evolve?
*sighs*

You sound as pretentious as those Keyblade wielders, but you won out in the end, and that's all that really matters.
I know what you're thinking of Tatsuya, and there are more ways than that. At best, its the lazy way out of working for it.
*walks in the door with loli Aergia in his arms and lays her in an empty booth*

Rest up, Gia-chan.
Zzzzz...
At least it didn't end with communism
Lazy way out? Man I gotta wonder what you've been through.
@Izaya_Kuro
OOC: No lie, you actually had the same idea as I did to pick Aergia up and take her here. Spooky
*notices Izaya*
and now the desperate "champion" and the "child" have arrived.

*laughs at Hibiki*
Yeah, I guess I can agree with that. They're kinda pathetic.
@Bgammax

Desperate?
Oh Hunter! Can you help me put Lady Aergia in bed?
It will be more comfortable!
@Bgammax Dude, is it a daily habit with you to make fun of people?
*makes a shhh sound to Gamma and Izaya*

Aergia's napping so don't wake her up.
@Izaya
To serve your goddess, that's the main reason you've been here after all. You don't seem to care for this much, but anything for your LOVELY goddess.
Well I never got my drink so I'm just gonna leave
*leaves the cafe*
Alright Pankechi.

*walks to him and assists*
Yeah I guess the idea of actually being loyal to someone is strange to you. You've never really had anyone have you Gamma?
Zzz...
@Bgammax

Why so rude? That's not true... I just... I don't know. I feel like I don't really have a lot of friends here. Lady Mako-chan asked me to help, so that's really all I can do at the moment.
.... Loud. *She sits up*
Loyalty is simply a chain that's going to drag you down eventually, its foolish to overvalue it.

@Izaya
try thinking for yourself for once. Lets be real, eventually Mako-chan's going to leave you for something else, if she's really a goddess, then you're nothing to her. You'll die and she'll just move on with her life.
Uhh.. I guess I shouldnt ask for fatty tuna right now..
@Aergia

Oh, sorry. Do you wanna go upstairs? There's beds and it's quiet.
*puts a plat of merinated fatty tuna for Mona and a plate of a slice of sponge cake for Aergia*

Hey Mona and rise and shine Aergia.
No... *She rolls off and over to Morgana* Kitty...
Izaya if you haven't got any friends find some? I mean you never really talk with us much so just start there. What do you do when you aren't fighting? That's a decent place to start.

*He chuckles at Gamma* Mhh hmm you sound like Nyarly Gamma, he always went on about how worthless bonds are too. And look how great that went for him!
@Bgammax

*Izaya looks really hurt by those words*

I... Maybe you're right but... There's really no meaning in my life besides following her orders. If I just think about myself then I'm just... empty...
Oh!! thanks Hunter!! and hi Aergia!! you prolly shouldnt roll on the floor..
*She cuddles up to Morgana* I beat a bad man kitty...
*He smiles at Izaya* Well if you've got nothing now then find something! Even an empty shadow can become a person if they try. And I'm sure you're already ahead of them.
@Aergia
What are you doing!? Some weirdo will take advantage of you if you just sleep in public! *Hugs her protectively*
@Tatsuya

What do I do when I'm not fighting? Actually... I don't know. Everything between Metaverse raids and the occasional interaction with you guys is... a blur... when I try to remember.
*sighs*
One day they'll fail you Tatsuya, they're only human after all. As someone from my world once said. "to Err is human".

*turns back to Izaya*
If something like that's enough to break your conviction, you really didn't care for her either. Learning yourself is hard, but its the one thing you can rely on.
*puts Lady Aergia in a bed upstairs
*wave hello to Platinum*

Hello there, care to have something to drink?
Huh..? like, someone with a rotten heart? do you have a Persona Aergia?
But one thing's for sure. I'm definitely not just Lady Mako-chan's tool.
He was mean. I hit him a bunch and made him go boom!
@Pancake_Knight
Stop right there, lolicon! I will bring justice down on your ass!
Someone in my world said that too Gamma! And of course they'll fail me. I've failed them myself but they're still my friends. *He grins* Sure we all make mistakes but that's no reason to give up.

And I'm sure you'll figure something out Izaya. Even if it seems impossible now in the end it's worth it to be more than just a fighter for your goddesses.
@Aergia Yes you did, small one
You uhh, killed someone..? your kinda scary sometimes Aergia
@Izaya
So you do have some fire in you after all. Isn't that just great.

@Tatsuya
Well, as long as we can agree you're being foolish, I guess there's nothing more to talk about.
Wait who was this Aer-chan?
*She hugs @PIatinumTheTrinity* And now I'm back!
You know what, I think you're right. I'm gonna stay here and hang out with you guys instead of going back to the temple today. I'm sure she won't mind.
Being foolish? Nope we can't agree at all! I'm saying that even though we screw up sometimes it's still worth it in the end!
Nya... Nar... Naw...
Its never worth it in the end Tatsuya. That's when it just gets worse.
Hey! Its fine! I am a upholder of Chivalry! This is purely innocent! You can ask Hunter!
@Aergia *whispers it to her* Its Nyarly!
*He shakes his head at Gamma* Agree to disagree then. It's clear we'll never get anywhere.

And Nyarly right Aer-chan?
Oh well looks like she's fine
Uhhh... What do people usually talk about here...?
@Aergia
Hi Aergia-chan! *Giggles and hugs her* You're a lot easier to hug like this!
Yeah! That's it!
So Pankechi, what's the game plan? Migrant is away at Inaba, Hubris is still possessing people, and according to the news someone is labeling me as a killer of criminals... you know what that last part isn't that bad.
@PIatinumTheTrinity
I'm sorry, I feel asleep without you again...
@The_Hunter
I want ice-cream!
Well Izaya, Tatsuya and I just had a lengthy conversation about bonds. I think I just helped you somehow, and earlier Hibiki was talking about his past. You can talk about whatever you want.
Im not sure,as I am pursuing a criminal who stole all the Pancakes in Shibuya!
@Aergia
Let's fall asleep next time together... *Blushes and looks away* I get lonely, y'know...
*hands Platinum a bow of chocolate mint and vanilla ice cream*

Here you go.
*He grins at Aergia* Alright good on you! That guy's the worst ya know.

And what we talk about depends on what's going on. Right now there isn't much I'd say soooo let's find something.