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Skyla enters the cafe and sits at one of the tables.
*Hibki walks in* Hey Skyla good job yesterday!
"Thanks. It's a shame I got too exhausted and ended up losing to exhaustion..."
I was almost down too. Also due to the fire and bullets I had to buy new clothes since mine got burned and riddled with holes in our fight.
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Hello?
How you doin', idiot?
Idiot? Are you angry with me?
*He smirks*

Oh no, it's just something I call everybody. I'd never be angry at you. After all, you showed me a secret.
A secret? What secret?
*He laughs*

You forget? Then you might be worthy of being called a idiot. Or it could just be my imagination. You showed me Loki, but you probably wouldn't understand while I'm in this form.
I know you are kuromi, I just wanted to be sure.

Well, you can forget about loki, I lost him.
Eh, whatever. It's been goddamn 3 months since I used this form.
You are like aergia? I mean, her body also changes
I guess you could say that. And don't call me Kuroumi, us multiple forms have actual names.
Can I know your name?
It's Yoshirou. Shirou for short. The girl you've been seeing this whole time is Koza.
I see... interesting.
Ah, Shit. I'm late as hell. Well then, I'll be back.

*He snaps his fingers and a white colored portal opens. He walks off into the portal, leaving*
YO-YO WHAT UP GUYS!?!
Hello!
I need black coffee!
*He walks out of a portal, looking pissed*

Damn those dragoons.
*explosions and flashy lights, 'we built this city' plays and ken walks in the room dressed as a rockstar*
Hi again
*Enters sits in a booth and puts his face down on the table*
(I'm taking it that this is a male form of yourself therefore should be treated as a new person kuro)
OOC: Yep.
So guys, what's up?
Got kicked in the ass by lancers.
http://static.zerochan.net/Shiki.full.454917.jpg
(is it bad that I base all of ken's designs on shiki)
*Hibki pulls his face up* Completely mentally exhausted. *His face slams back on the table with a loud bang*
@MinamiKurosaki Ohhhhhhhhhh, Mina, time to draw on his face/1
"Casts salvation on hibki"
I'm still awake.
Never knew you would do that type of thing, Kurosaki.
Ohhhh.....
It's a mental exhaustion but thanks. Is there any TaP soda here? That should help.
Yes, I need to advertise my business, Ken's Weapons of Magical Destruction
Even in front of me? Wait, you wouldn't understand yet.

*He laughs*

Whoops!
I'm not a fool you know, I've been around long enough to know that is you, Kuro, I have met many like you before.
Besides, I've known you for....a very long time, much longer than you have known me.
Eh, I knew that wouldn't work. But I gotta ask you, like this form?
It's cute, although I'm not quite used to it.
*He grins*

Get used to this one. I haven't used Yoshir- eh, myself in 3 months, so I'm appearing more often.
OOC: am i the only one who thinks ken is natsuno from shiki with spikyish hair
OOC: ken needs a haircut
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*walks up to @Kuroumi* So......which form is your favorite?
Eh... I prefer the female version, or Koza, than this one. Both are equally powerful.
hmm, interesting....what does koza look like?
*He laughs*

You idiot.
Unless, you're just tricking me. I'd be completely surprised if you're serious.
....you can become a goat?
*He roundhouse kicks Ken*

What. The Fuck.
*ken falls and breaks his neck, he dies and another ken comes in after explosions and flashy lights, this time he is dressed as kokichi ouma*
Jesus, this place is just trying to kill me..... he was joking by the way
I'm so tired some of these things don't bother me right now. *Falls asleep and starts snoring*
Yeah, no shit. Goddammit, shouldn't have had that alcohol in the morning.
koza means goat, the more you know
Hey, don't be mean to alchohol, booze is your friend, ain't that right Mr Bourbon *ken takes out his flask and drinks*
Eh, she can't hear that, so she won't be pissed when you see her again.
That's a shame, she is cute when she is pissed!
So, what's your name, you said some of it earlier?
Yoshirou. And you already know I know your name. I've been listening on some conversations you have with her.
Well sir, if you are ever interested of buying something..... heheheh,, I could let you have a deal.
*ken cuts his hand and an array of items appear before him*
*he also suddenly looks like the merchant from re4*
Don't need them. I could probably give some to Koza though.
Well, what can I do for ya....stranger hehehehe.
I seriously have no idea how she doesn't get fucking annoyed with you.
*ken reverts back to his previous appearance*
No idea myself, most people here either think I am a nuisance or just bad shit crazy!
I could tell you some secrets that may be the reason why, but the consequences of telling you are seriously risky. I could end up dead real fast once she wakes up.
Well, I can pay a mighty high price dear child *ken grins*
How does......50 million sound?
Nope. No deal can break me into telling you her secrets.
Always worth a try, though I suppose that I would probably have to kill myself and forget afterwards, respect her privacy y'know
That's a good idea... Last time I did spread one of her secrets she almost slashed me to death.
Hello! I still need more coffee!
Hey, Hillock. Want head pats from someone different today? Since Koza isn't here, I could replace her.
Yeah, although death and pain are meaningless to me, either way I don't wanna make her mad..not at me at least!
*ken snaps his fingers*
Tadaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!
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*Wakes up* Oh hey more coffee on it. *Hibki once again makes a cup of black coffe to the best of his ability* Here you go. I'm just goona assume that I'm high or that butterfly would drive me insane. *He sits back down once again face first on the table*
Woah, who are you? And...
*Closes his eyes*
...
*Grabs something from his pocket*
Why do I sense Kuroumi instead?
*Hillock watches Ken with an expresionless face*
What?...
What the f**k?
Sorry, I'm trying out ,my new clothes, btw I got an edition of a movie i made a couple thousand years ago
*gives dvd to hillock and changes back clothes*
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*Sighs*

Someone that actually doesn't know. Wow.
You're speaking to Kuroumi, actually. However, a different form. Yoshirou.
*Groans* Coffees on the counter meanwhile I need a nap but I have been unable to sleep for some reason.
*He looks carefuly to Yoshirou*
*He lets a sigh, his body untenses*
God, I thought the worse...
Ok, I will acept them...
But I need a more complete explanation...

Ken... thanks... I think I saw... no, it can't be.
I will watch it, I promise.
*Drinks his coffee*
*He head pats Hillock*

You need a more complete explanation about me? God. The girl you called Kuroumi is actually named Kozakura, or Koza. We're two forms of one person. Our alias is Kuroumi, which is why you called her that this whole time.
Imma go swimming for a while, keep an eye on my sister, ok Hill?
*points tom mina who has been playing darts in the corner for like 2 hours*
*Mina looks over and notices everybody else*
Ohhh, hot cat guy and other person.....hmmmmmm
*He nods, while being patted*
I see: so you two are the same person, but separated.
In fact... you are patting me exactly like her...
Alright, that works for me.
*He smiles*
But, I was surprised. Sorry!
And thanks!
Alright Ken!

*He looks at Kurosaki*
Hello! The name is Hillock.
Er, no problem. This is kind of usual. Not the head pats though.
Hey, names Minami Kurosaki, but you can just cal me mi, or mina, all my friends do! Also do you like catnip? Does that trait carry over?
Oh, sorry! Maybe this is weird for you...
I-If you don't want to, you can stop...
Catnips?
Hm... I think I have never tried...
*He stops patting*

No, it's fine, honestly.

*He looks over to Minami*

Hello there.
Hang on I have some catnip in my bag actually I was on my way to visit and friend who has a cat here *He reaches into his bag and pulls out a bag of catnip and a mouse toy for a cat he puts some catnip on the toy and places it on the table by @Hillock*
*He is bit let down. Welp, just deal with it, Hillock*
Hello there, ummmmm, person *explosions and bathing suit ken appear*
Ken: Also Mina, don't try any magic while I am gone *ken leaves*
The name's Yoshirou.
*He watches the toy*
Hm...
*He starts touching it...*
*... but nothing happened*
... It's that it? Meh...
I guess the love for catnip is not a trait that carries over.
As you heard, It's a me, Mina-o!
*tackles Hill to the floor and begins rubbing his belly*
Does this work!?!
Not really. I can control some traits, but others are... out of hand
OOC: that piick does not fir mina's character at all
*Surprised by Mina's act*
W-What the h-?
*He starts meowing*
N-Nya! Stop! No! N-Nyaaaan!
Y-Yoshirou! I need your halp!
Ahhh, it works *her eyes light up*
yayayayayaya, take this! and this! *she continues to rub his belly and pat his head*
Hey leave the poor guy alone! He doesn't like it.
*mina gets off*
*In fact, he does*
P-Please! No more! Nyaaaaaa~!
Er... This is weird.
*pant* *pant* *pant* thanks *pant* *pant* Hibki...
*writing in notebook* Opponent 1 weakness identified, take by surprise and rub belly, slit throat while guard is down
So how do you get cat features anyway?
He got them from Mako-chan, if my memory is correct.
*Trying to catch his breath*
I... got this... due to... Mako-chan's... cat ears...
*points the cat ears in his head*
Then I... got this... but...
Some traiys are... easy to control...
It seems like something cool to have for maybe a week then I'd just try to get rid of them.
He would also presumably have heightened senses, the cat features give buffs, he can most likely hear what we can not, It is a good trade off
Indeed... hearing, sight... agility...
I could probably relay this info to Koza. She likes knowing more info about supernatural features of people, for some reason.
To me it seems weird. I'm used to associating cat features with anime and manga characters, not in real life.
Who says this is real life?
True, this nexus could be observed as a multidimensional illusion, similar to a collage of our respective homelands combined
Good point it's the world of the Nexus. For all i know we're all from a fictional world.
That may be true. But heck, we wouldn't know, unless someone can "break the 4th wall."
I see... I'm not the only one who sees this place as a fictional world... but I don't really know why...
Let's find Neptune. She always seems to be talking to people who are watching us.
Oh, you might want to ask neptune maybe, if you ever see her around, my bro will know the answer but he won't tell you, he won't tell you for free at least, maybe your other self @Kuroumi, but most certainly no body else
He'd tell Koza, eh? Well, I guess it'd be good trade to tell one of her secrets then.
ASK AND YOU SHALL RECEIVE, EVERYONE'S BESTEST MOST TOTES ADORBS GODDESS IS HERE
Whatcha wanna know, my bust size, Koza's bust size, Hillocks bust size?
Hey Neptune tell me who is it your always talking to that we can't see?
... and so she appears...
*Slow sip*
HOLY MOTHERFU-

*He completely flushes before fainting*
Now now, that would be telling, Hillock knows the answer though, and he is at his full disclosure to tell you!
Anyway, I'm a busy gal, whatcha want!?!
I don't really know... I think...
I don't even remember from where I am...
Fine So if Hillock doesn't tell us, you can tell everyone his bust size.
Eh, well if I'm being honest....
I don't mind. I could sjow you right here.
Hillock is like a battery, righteous, full of energy and AAA
*He regains consciousness, pretty fast*

Godammit.
What would you guys want to know seriously, I have a busy schedule?
Well, is this place real?
Are there people watching us that we don't know about? that is my question Neptune.
Like, do we all exist, are we all real people?
Or are we just fake characters?
Ohhhh.....getting right into the deep stuff!
*Hillock looks serious, silently*
Well ever since I left planeptune I have been working for a dude, he would be annoyed if I told you...sorry cher!
I kinda need the money, besides he lets me stay at his mansion!
Did I miss something?
Eh, too bad I guess....
My bust size.
I don't think ya did. Why 'dya ask?
Not rally, since we found nothing out.
Well, I gotta run babes, seeya lateeeeeeeeeeer!
Bye nep!
*neptune leaves?*
Goodbye.
*enters in with a tired look on his face*

Het guys... anything fun?
So.....anyone wanna pay ken?
I still don't know why my bust is so important...
AAA is a good size my boy, however it is tiny, you should workout more, get some pecs friend
Are you ok guys? You look a bit sad.
... I trained in the special ops...
... my muscles are big enough...
*He goes behind Hillock and surprises him with head pats and belly rubs simultaneously*
Also, big muscles would make me more slow. This is perfect for stealth missions.
Still a manakete??
*Hillock is greatly surprised*
K-Kuroumi!
Nyaaa~!
*Hillock tries to escape... but he can't move*
W-Whyyyy!?
*Hillock is pleased, but he tries to move*
*He stops and lets him go, but starts laughing uncontrollably*

Oh my god, it actually worked! Hahaha!!
*Hillock falls in his knees*
W-Why you...
The funny cat man has a crippling weakness *mina begins to laugh as well*
"He thinks"

"Poor hillock..."
*He stands, using the counter for help*
Well... we are at LeBlanc, so I know you can't kill me... but, outside here, I won't let anyone touch me a hair...
You never know where a knife can come...
Hahaha! Oh... That's goddamn great...

*He somehow stops laughing*
*His mood completely changes, and glares at Hillock*

Don't you think I know that? I survived a whole town being destroyed by the worst entity of my world.
I...don't appreciate that....I have lived through a lot too
I don't want to make you angry. I was just saying... battles are banned here.
C'mon, pretty much everyone has a sad backstory, and I even don't remember where or when is my home...
Sorry, I didn't meant it.
*sigh* C'mon, I don't want to become the mood destroyer.
You guys where overdoing with the tickles...
*Sighs and regains his composure*

C'mon, I know you enjoy them.
B-But you are laughing of me...
People are so serious here, the minute I let this happen nobody tales me serious anymore until the next sin or fight...
Hey guys *waves slightly*
Hello...
Hello there.
*sips quietly*
What is wrong with you people you're clearly torturing Hillock just stop and let him live his life.
Don't worry Hibki, they did with the best intentions... I should try to control this more...
Er, Sorry about that... I didn't have bad intentions.
I just feel like you should ask an animal person for permission before you touch them. They are still people after all.
Indeed. I gave permision to Kuroumi, so she and he can pat me.
Mina, on the other hand...
*floats in, his juicy appendage greasing up everything it touches

Good day to you all mortals !
*Throws a dagger at the flying steak-thing*

WHAT THE HELL IS THIS!?
...
...
I had enough with a Ramengod...
*He turns on the light saber*
*the dagger skewers him slightly

hmmmm that feels pretty good human

I am the Meat god, I rule over all steaks and dead cows in this world !
( this is a no violence place isn't it ? ;-;)
(*sigh* indeed...)
First a pancake, and now a steak!?
"Sigh"
I have to go, good bye all
*Turns of the light saber*
Well, Labrys would kill us if we fought here, so...
Who are you, and why you are not a threath for the nexus?
Off*
I am a god. why would I threaten the very beings who whorship me ?
Uh, oops, accidental dagger. Still, what the hell.
...
Sorry, last time we had a food god, he wanted to take the world.
I'm just asking
he's not a real god then. you need to be of service to be accepted as an official god at the ministry of gods and other divines. They're quite picky too... it took my 6845641987985 years to actually be accepted as one !
Steak god what is the best way to have steak. You know medium rare, well done those ways.
Really? Gods have burocracy too?
*He stands up and aproaches Fsteak god to pat him in the shoulder... then he stays still, cause he is greasing*
Sir, now you have gained my respect!
You buy it. put it on a road roller in the sahara. pray to me, the steak god, for twenty two minutes, forty six seconds, and ninety two milliseconds.

FLip it. and eat it.
Oh I always just ate my steak well done. I don't understand how people can eat it still bleeding.
You're a pretty weird god.
Human, please do not touch a god so casually. I know I'm pretty laid back, but most of my kind would smite you for this

Same to you human who called me weird. We official gods affiliated to the god agency are not weird. We are just. We are good. and above all, we never fail. we are gods, perfection incarnate. And my most perfect aspect, is meat
I never touched you: you are greassy
Well then. I'll keep that in mind whenever I can.
Welp *stands up*
I have to leave, I need to prepare for an important operation.
*Bows to Fsteak*
I look forward to meet you again
*Bows to Kuroumi*
Thabk you for your company, you really help me with my isues. I will repay you, just tell me when you need my assistance.
*Bows to Mina*
Sorry, but I must leave.
*Bows to Hibki*
Thank you for the coffee. Until next time.

*He leaves*
you mean.. to meat me again ? :3
I need to go too. *Leaves*
*Also, bye Addalme. I'm not forgetimg you ;-;*
Goodbye, Hibki, Hillock.
I'm off too. it's time for my vegan salad diner.
I might as well go too. Can't take too much time off.

*He snaps his fingers and walks off into the portal that appears*
*ken falls through the ceiling*
*walks in*

That crazy son of a bitch. *sigh*
*ken stands up and brushes himself off* Hello there!
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*She walks into the cafe and sniffs the smell of coffee inside it*

Mmm, I can never get tired of that relaxing aroma...

*Lavenza notices the hole in the ceiling and Ken on the floor*

Ken? Why did you fall from the ceiling?
I was ...cooking 'something', it blew up...
@KensukeKurosaki
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Oh dear...are you hurt?
I'm always hurt, it does not particularly matter,I'll probably die soon then i will not have these scratches
*Walks in*
Wonder if I'll hear anything interesting here...
*Seats himself in a booth, ear's listening in*
*smashes his head into the table, breaking it in half.*

THAT IDIOT!!
Skyla is sitting at a table.
"He sits with skyla"

Hello!
*saki teleport s onto the seat next to skyla*
yo yo yo
*Shirou walks out of a portal*

Oh god, it's that fucking pervert.
Ooc: leblanc is uptaded to that topic:
https://phansite.net/forum/topic.php?topic=8055

So please go there and do not post here
(Why can't we post here?)
Nice to see you!

Give me a break... is hard to have three conversations at the same time.
Who is a pervert?
Don't make me remember. I was fucking pissed off.
(You know what, let's post here anyway) "Hi guys!"
Hey kiddo @Spectrum, what's up?
'Ello, how ya doin?
@Spectrum, how old are kid anyway?
I'm GREAT!!

how are you sweetie?
"The ceiling is up." Skyla points to the ceiling.
*Shirou laughs*

Good joke.
*suddenly appears with a fuck ton of explosives* I'm sorry, but could you all clear out? This LeBlanc is scheduled for destruction effective immediately.
Skyla smiles. "Anyway, my life is going swell right now."
"Wait... WHAT?!"
Alright.

*Snaps his fingers and falls into a portal that spawns under him*

AH FUCK!
"get out before I blow this place up." That's the translation, now get out. *Holds up the detonator*
*ken clicks his fingers and 10 tons of tnt appear behind him*
Let's blow this joint, pun intended
Do you nees help???
Need*
Yes. Let's have all the explosions! *LeBlanc is filled with explosives at this point*
Can I blow myself?
*ken sits on some explosives*
*Shirou comes out of the portal that's still on the floor*

Go ahead, Koza wants you to die once.

*He falls back in*
Let the explosion... BEGIN!
How nice of her.....
*ken lights a match on his teeth*
Are we good?
I'm doing it! I'm doing it! Already, here goes! *A camera films the outside of LeBlanc...and then all hell breaks loose as a massive explosion in the shape of a flipped bird encompasses the area*
*ken appears behind star*
Ahahahaha, that was fun, we should do this again sometime
*ken walks through a portal and gets juiced like an orange*
Yeah...welp, this LeBlanc is dead now... anyone that wanted to use this, too bad, go to the new one. *Suddenly disappears*
(FUCK YOU! I'm still using this. I don't care if it's canonically EXPLODED!!! I'm. Using. This. Only the mods can kick me off a thread.)
Leo
OOC: i think you should stop that now
(They had no actual valid reason to make a second thread. At least, not one that they are bothered to explain to the people who are smart enough to see this thread is still valid and still exists. No mods have closed this thread, therefore, it's still open. So, I'm using it. I see no reason not to use it.)
OOC: Last time we got to 10000 we were asked to move iirc, so we're taking the initiative ourselves rather than waiting until we're asked to move, I suppose.
(We are still 426 posts off though. Also, thanks for explaining.)
(Like, we could've lasted at least one more day before reaching 10k)