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NotAkira
Thieves Cafe
i thought i'd join the restaurant owning business, albeit a bit late, compared to others.
I serve coffee, tea, pancakes, french pastries, and stolen food
Shadowgear
What kind of French pastries?
NotAkira
Macarons, eclairs, mousse, creme brulee.
Without accent marks for copyright reasons.
Garrett
This is a place for a thief like me
NotAkira
Oh, by the way, i also buy stolen goods.
But you can only get in-store credit.
Shadowgear
Dude. Those are the clichés.

Get in with the REAL world of French pastries.

Espèce de dindon.
NotAkira
i sell only what i can make.
unless i steal it. Direct me to where i can steal it from, and i'll sell it to you.
Shadowgear
La boulangerie.
Garrett
I want to sell this Click to load png image (size - 251 kb)
NotAkira
C'est logique.
Un moment, sil vous plait.
*leaves for a bit while Life Will Change plays in french in the background.*
Garrett
Alright
NotAkira
*Returns, with turkeys. Pastry turkeys. And the entire selection of meats. pastry meats.*
Hello, thif you want your suggestion, that will be somewhere between twenty and two hundred dollars.
Garrett
Sounds good
NotAkira
@Garrett
that would be about ten bucks, or 500 in in store credit.
Garrett
Ten bucks will be fine
NotAkira
Alright. *passes ten dollars to Garrett*
Garrett
Pleasure doing business with you
Garrett
*walks out*