*waves at Inari*

Hey homeless guy, you look lost.

*glances over*

I suppose you could say I am. Life's just tough when you don't have Minecraft in 4k.

Meincraft? Isn't that some German art book? Why are you so interested in it?

*sees Yusuke, and runs over to him*
Yusuke? Jesus Christ, what happened to you?

Some say that Minecraft is the only key to true happiness, but I guess I'll just spend the rest of my days as a dad and lonely Inari...

@Jokerboi Call me Lnari. I don't deserve such pretigeous names when I can't have Minecraft in 4k.

I guess I'll look more into this "art" thing. You sound really into that German stuff.

*Looks up*

Hey kid...you not happen to have any m-m-memes on you, do you?

*don't

Memes? Oh, I think I have this old one I found a while ago.

*clears throat and recites from memory*

I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

Is that ok?

Yeah, thanks kid; you're a lifesaver.

*beams with Pride*

I'm glad you liked it mister homeless man.

@lnari Lnari? Oh great, a person who looks like one of my friends but isn't actually real, just another version