CHANNEL SHIZA: Shocking Headlines

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Shiza_Salad

Welcome back. Once again, it seems that the phansite is dead again. It is permanent this time? Hopefully, but I doubt it. In other news, a new Leblanc has opened. The owner of the new establishment The_Hunter has declined an interview. Earlier today, a local man came to a revelation and has started his emotional reform after weeks of depression and alcoholism. Thank you for tuning in, this was Channel Shiza, where this is the news, whether you like it or not.

hazama

Boo, get off the stage

pixie

fake news smh

Inari

not shocking

Broccoli

Where's the shocking part, nyu?

DiGiorno

*blamk papers at the ready, slides into frame* and now for the shocking part, local Cafe owner Sojiro Sakura has left without a word, not being seen in days. A search party has not been organized. In other news, there's been a spike in searches pertaining to romancing shadows.

Broccoli

Romance is overrated, nyu.

Everyone should just be in my harem instead, nyu.

Shiza_Salad

OOC: Screw you guys. I couldn't think of any other subtitle, dammit.

DiGiorno

@Broccoli

Maybe they want something eventful and not unfaithful

Shiza_Salad

Kek.

3xcal1bur

Oh no it's the news.
Nothing good ever happens on the news.