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Akechihop
Akechiop: Day of the Living Pancakes
Pancakes have gotten a mind of their own and are now wandering around. Kill them and eat them. We provide free syrup blasters at the counter.
Akechihop
Also if someone would please return the "H" to our sign that would be great.
Kuroumi
Hold on, living pancakes? Morse Bombs work on them? I got plenty of fake ones to throw around.
Akechihop
Yes pancakes are scared of morse bombs, if they are fake please throw them at them, they will die of a batter attack
Kuroumi
Alright then.
*She throws an actual bomb that has. ..-. .- -.- . -- --- .-. ... . -... --- -- -... written on it*
Akechihop
NO NOT ACTUAL BOMB! AH SHIT! HIT THE DECK!
JC_Denton
A bomb!
Akechihop
FUCKIN,I SET UP A NEW PLACE TO GET AWAY FROM BOMBS!
Kuroumi
I didn't light it up, idiot. It isn't going to blow up.
Akechihop
I'm sorry, I have PTSD from the last time.
Kuroumi
Whatever.
*She throws another fake morse bomb at the living pancakes with ... --- ... .--. .- -. -.-. .- -.- . ... written on it*
Akechihop
Thank you for killing the pancakes, feel free to eat them.
Kuroumi
Nah. I hated pancakes. Why the hell do you think I would kill pancakes for?
Akechihop
This place needs business fast.
Pancake_Knight
Why should we kill pancakes?
Oh here comes one now
*a little pancake comes up
Hey buddy whats your name?
*Pancake knight attempts to befriend the pancakes
Kuroumi
*She quickly throws a morse bomb that says ... --- ...*
No.
Pancake_Knight
Aw why not?
Kuroumi
Because I'm supposed to do my job of killing, which was these living pancakes.
Goro_Akechi_
Be careful Pancake Knight these could be the work of the Pancake God
Akechihop
The pancakes are dead and free to eat now. And please return the "H" to our sign
Niko
there is pancakes here

*Niko looks pumped

horaaaaaaaaay! can i have one?
Akechihop
Have as many pancakes as you'd like and please try our signature Goro Syrup.
Niko
*Niko looks confused

uhhhh..... whats "guhnah say-rap"?
Goro_Akechi_
Okay let's get started
*Starts eating the Pancakes like a lawnmower cutting grass*
Akechihop
It is the best liquidy thing to put on pancakes
Akechihop
@Goro_Akechi_ You seem to love our pancakes, would you like an Akechihop membership?
Goro_Akechi_
@Akechihop What are the benifits? *he says with a mouth full of Pancake*
Akechihop
Benefits include free shipments of goro syrup and special sponsor rewards
Goro_Akechi_
Okay where do I sign? *Still eatting pancakes*
Niko
*Niko gets a pancake and looks pumped to eat it too

oh, (insert god name), i am so pumped right now, can't wait to eat the pancake here!

*nico hearing (insert god name) voice

>i wish if i can eat it with you too Niko....


oh it is okay... maybe you are with me but i can feel that you are here too, eating pancake together!

anyway time to eat the pancake!

*niko eats the pancake

yummy, it is Delicious, but mom's cooking is butter!
Akechihop
Oh no need to sign, just take this blank card prick your finger and let blood drop on it. *Hands Card*
Akechihop
Thank you for enjoying our food.
Niko
thank you for the food mister guhnah!
Goro_Akechi_
Oh so just the usual stuff *Pricks finger and drips blood on the card*
Akechihop
@Goro_Akechi_ YOU ARE NOW FORGED WITH AKECHIHOP, EATING PANCAKES ANYWHERE ELSE WILL KILL YOU.

Thank you for joining!
Goro_Akechi_
are you guys open 24 hours a day? do you guys delivery anywhere including Palaces? if so I don't mind but I do need my constant fix of Pancakes.
Akechihop
Yes we deliver! Akechihop strides to be the best after all!
Niko
thanks!

by the way

why this guy *points at @Goro_Akechi_* scary?

is he gonna eat me?
Goro_Akechi_
Could you supply Pancakes for all The Defenders of Pancakes? We are a group that defend the well-being of Pancakes.
Goro_Akechi_
@Niko I only eat Pancakes
Akechihop
Akechihop would love to help The Defenders of Pancakes.
Goro_Akechi_
OOC: If you don't believe me just check my Wiki page http://phansite.wikia.com/wiki/Goro_Akechi
Akechihop
OOC: I believe you
Goro_Akechi_
Could you delivery some Pancakes to the Pancake Lair? it's at https://phansite.net/forum/topic.php?topic=7256
OOC: just imagine that's an address
Niko
but you look scary, but if you eat pancakes, i like pancakes too!

*(insert god name) spoken to Niko

>Niko wait a moment

huh what is it (insert god name)

*(insert god name) spoken to Niko

>can you ask him that if he got brainwashed by the pancake god?

sorry mister, but did you got brainwashed by the pancake god?
and what does the pancake god like?
does he have a LOTS of pancakes?
Akechihop
Certainly sir! we will send them there in a short bit!
Enigma
Is there a Pancake Challenge? Like the Big Bang Burger Challenge, but with pancakes!
Akechihop
There is a pancake challenge! Eat 10 pancakes with Goro Syrup in 1o minutes!
Niko
@Akechihop i want it too! i want to have pancake challenge too!
Akechihop
Ok! Please wait at the challenge booth over there!
Goro_Akechi_
@Niko Those were some dark days, I've always loved Pancakes and I let that love of Pancakes let me fall into the hands of the Pancake God. But thanks to Neptune she defeated him in battle and freed me from his control. Now I work with Pancake Knight and Ghost Akihiko to defend Pancakes and our first Mission is to steal his Heart. I'm not really sure what he really looks like he only presents himself as a Giant Stack of Pancakes. He tries to steal pancakes from everyone in the world so that's why we need to stop him.
NotIgor
I want waffles
Niko
*Niko eats 4 stacks of pancake

i.....*blrugh*.... can't take this.... anymore


@Goro_Akechi_

oh..... he is really creepy...
Akechihop
w-we have a special section for waffles over there sir.
Akechihop
@Niko Come on you can win!
NotIgor
Good.
I will leave my payment in pancakes.
Goro_Akechi_
@Niko yeah and he is Immortal so the only way we can stop him is to steal his heart.
Akechihop
Oh sir there is no payment required other than enjoyment!
Goro_Akechi_
Could I do that Pancake challenge? Is there higher levels as well 10 Pancakes isn't enough for me
Goro_Akechi_
@Akechihop how can you afford to keep this place open without getting paid?
Niko
i.... i can....win

i'll think this....... is 10 stacks of my.... mom's pancakes!

*eats 6 of them

i........ i did... it....


@Goro_Akechi_ oh, that god looks so creepy than (insert god name)!
Akechihop
There is higher levels. 100 pancakes in 10 minutes. That is the highest level. And how do we stay open? Sponsors of course!
Goro_Akechi_
Okay just don't ever close down on me I can't eat any Pancakes but yours remember. Bring on the 100 Pancakes.
Akechihop
No problem sir! 100 pancakes coming up!
Niko
*surprised at @Goro_Akechi_

oh no..... is he gonna do it?
Goro_Akechi_
@Niko My stomach can hold an infinite amount of Pancakes
@Akechihop could you bring a few bottles of Goro Syrup too?
Akechihop
Certainly sir! *Brings out 2 gallons of Goro Syrup*
Goro_Akechi_
Okay let's get started
*Pours both Gallons on top of the Pancakes*
They look and smell so good
*Starts eating so quickly that smoke appears once it clears Goro Akechi is seen unconscious on top of 1 remaining Pancake*
Goro_Akechi_
OOC with all this talk of Pancakes is anyone else starting to crave them IRL?
Akechihop
@Goro_Akechi_ COME ON WAKE UP! YOU CAN DO IT!
Akechihop
OOOC:All the time
Goro_Akechi_
*starts groaning* must eat one more
Goro_Akechi_
I've got an idea
Loki use Brave Blade on me
*the attack fully wakes up akechi*
Akechihop
LETS GOOO!
Akechihop
EAT IT EAT IT!
Goro_Akechi_
*eats the last pancake*
I did it *he says with the pancake still in his mouth*
Goro_Akechi_
The Pancake God stands no chance
Akechihop
You win, The Goro elixr.
Goro_Akechi_
@Akechihop you better prepare a higher level, if I hadn't eatten so many Pancakes before I did that challenge it would of been too easy.
Goro_Akechi_
What does it do?
Akechihop
A higher level will come. And use it in dire situations. It changes you.
Goro_Akechi_
Is this a find out when I use it type of thing?
Kuroumi
Are there any more living pancakes that I need to kill?
Akechihop
Just drink it, all will be good. it will re energize you giving you special goro strength. Save it.
Akechihop
Pancakes are all dead thanks for the help!
Goro_Akechi_
@Akechihop Thanks for the Pancakes I'll be heading back to the Pancake Lair I'll see ya
*walks out*
Goro_Akechi_
@Akechihop do you know how it would be Possible to send a calling card to Pancake God?
Goro_Akechi_
Akechihop 1000 of your finest Pancakes please
Ghost_Akihiko
I will take a full plate of protein pancakes!
Pancake_Knight
I believe it's a buffet so, lets go wild!
Trillex
GIMME EVERYTHING YOU GOT ON THE MENU!
Goro_Akechi_
I guess he's not here but we might as well just start eating everythings free
Pancake_Knight
*Pancake knight starts drinking Goro Syrup
Trillex
*starts eating very fast*
Goro_Akechi_
So Trillex do you want to officially be a member of the Defenders of Pancakes?
*He says with a mouth full of Pancake*
Pancake_Knight
Yeah! We would love you on the team!
Trillex
Of course I will!
Trillex
*chokes with a pancake*
Pancake_Knight
Becareful!
Goro_Akechi_
Here wash it down with some Goro syrup
*Hands Trillex some Goro Syrup*
Trillex
Wah, that's delicious! *Keep devouring pancakes*
Goro_Akechi_
OOC: I changed Co-Leaders to Founders on the Wiki page, No one is in charge.
Goro_Akechi_
You fit in our little team so well Trillex
Pancake_Knight
Ooc: cool, your still kinda our leader though
Goro_Akechi_
OOC: I don't believe in leaders
Goro_Akechi_
OOC: I really hated it when Joker was referred to as leader in Persona 5
Goro_Akechi_
OOC: Have I said any good Quotes worthy of being put on my wiki page?
Pancake_Knight
Ooc: hm,well he was the wildcard
Pancake_Knight
Ooc: "pancakes..."
Goro_Akechi_
"yeah but they were all friends so it felt like they didn't see you as one when they say our leader. It would of been better if they only used Joker
Pancake_Knight
"Hmm good point"
Trillex
What are you talking about? *Stops eating and looks at them confused*
Ghost_Akihiko
I do not hear them saying anything? Are you alright, Trillex? I think perhaps the pancakes have overloaded your senses!
Pancake_Knight
Ooc: ima go to sleep soon cya at the Pancake lair layer
Trillex
Pancakes!